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Twitch affiliate, writer, sexpert, former game developer. Made #ShatteredStories, #HyperGauntlet and other adventures. contact: hiscursedness@gmail.com

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Joined Twitter 7/20/13


It finally happened! The flight attendant asked "is there a doctor on this flight?" and I leapt up and said yes! D… https://t.co/bZEf0mSbld
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2/24
2020
Taking a potato peeler to all that's good and right in this world is the channel's tagline, yes. https://t.co/Px8uQGNKWLThis isn't a mistake btw, a recent update seems to have fuckered Red Dead Redemption 2I'm live on #twitch with #Jackbox! πŸ˜‚πŸ“¦πŸŽ‰ Jack in my box. πŸ˜‚πŸ“¦πŸŽ‰ >>> https://t.co/G3dIFpCcYC <<< https://t.co/lyYbC0lbcNNew Video! Space Engineers - Shared inertial tensors on your pistons might not be a good idea actually. https://t.co/eKM5fK67ExJoin me in ONE HOUR on #twitch, playing #RedDeadRedemption2! πŸ„πŸ”«πŸ€  You can't stop here, this is yee-haw country! πŸ„πŸ”«πŸ€ β€¦ https://t.co/7freGppz4D @ALWyvern πŸ‘€I'll be live on #twitch at 7:00 PM (in 2 hours) playing #RedDeadRedemption2! πŸ„πŸ”«πŸ€  You can't stop here, this is yee-… https://t.co/PzZ2a6A0jdI had one of the most bizarre urinal experiences of my life last night, I don't think I'm ever going to forget it
Retweeted by HisCursedness @Beardynoise We're pretty fucking not ok LukeI need to decide on a game to give away. I'm thinking HITMAN 2 + the HITMAN DLC. It'd be randomly given out to any… https://t.co/R8CXEHLxFXThere's also a very good chance that the 420 followers giveaway will happen at the same time. Good stuffOn February the 27th I will have been streaming for 1 year. I'll be doing something special for it. Real special @LateTide @MrLParker they're rightI hear Bernie owns NVidia nowI feel like I'm being called out https://t.co/CMUwEqTYwD @Modernpoet2 @Trinan6918 @Prbaker38 @FuzzyDuckTV Thank you so much for the raid! I only just finished streaming, it… https://t.co/UmfXTrnvRw
2/23
2020
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2/22
2020
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2/21
2020
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2/20
2020
In which your hero learns that an object in motion, unless operated on by an external force, stays in motion.
2/19
2020

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