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Njolan Vøidsson’s Saga @HitlerPuncher The eternal 1985 of the mind

Probably someone’s fetish, statistically speaking. Drew that picture you all share without attribution. Cohost of @MMISPodcast, @hardgreysnight he/him

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Joined Twitter 4/15/09


@the_mcgone “That’s not a mistake” glad to to know they didn’t accidentally mess up and make two signs... Also I n… https://t.co/odlPzKJwi2Add “snitch” to the list https://t.co/SbXsnYR5gA
Retweeted by Njolan Vøidsson’s Saga @RandallJSanders Holy shit.Just saw an Introverts/Extroverts COVID take in the wild today and I’m already tapping the sign less than two hours… https://t.co/4JzEqhHeDycave paintings didn't happen because a caveman wanted two more acorns than he had before
Retweeted by Njolan Vøidsson’s Sagato be clear: in these tweets i am deliberately playing into the myth that people require tangible reward to motivat… https://t.co/3ttlBc884w
Retweeted by Njolan Vøidsson’s Sagathe idea that criminality is an innate trait is an intrinsically racist, eugenicist, genocidal concept. crime happe… https://t.co/FQ9q9VShN7
Retweeted by Njolan Vøidsson’s Sagaand hey, let's pretend for a moment that people commit crimes for no reason, and it isn't because they're lacking i… https://t.co/CR8BkVSI4v
Retweeted by Njolan Vøidsson’s Sagahuman rights don't come with requirements. they're human rights.
Retweeted by Njolan Vøidsson’s Sagasomeone who refuses to work, someone who wants to spend their entire life doing absolutely nothing, deserves stable… https://t.co/5SJEFBkZPW
Retweeted by Njolan Vøidsson’s Sagawhy are you so scared of the idea that someone who can't, hasn't, or doesn't want to work a day in their life would… https://t.co/SliRjhU2zj
Retweeted by Njolan Vøidsson’s Saga @darthastuart @TheSickness85 I still like the songs. I just am constantly aware he was a monstrous piece of shit. @FlexFantastic First person I can think of who deserved it and didn’t pull through.https://t.co/CuWnP4AvXS
Retweeted by Njolan Vøidsson’s SagaThe only difference between Sasse and Cruz, Hawley, and the rest is how much they furrowed their concerned brows wh… https://t.co/Q2zTI8DkBv
Retweeted by Njolan Vøidsson’s SagaSasse’s principles extend exactly as far as boosting his profile and burnishing his credentials among credulous lib… https://t.co/7z8Xf04pPa
Retweeted by Njolan Vøidsson’s SagaIt’s absolutely fucking hilarious that the precise moment Sasse calculated he could derive no further benefit from… https://t.co/iSfM1XS8Jb
Retweeted by Njolan Vøidsson’s SagaIt's plausible that if you had to pay $15/hour for undergrad RAs you would hire fewer. But it's also pretty plausib… https://t.co/fYBcTkGNh7
Retweeted by Njolan Vøidsson’s Sagaevery job and class, esp these days due to COVID but even for like the last 10 years, takes for granted you have a… https://t.co/DtZ30xEUIP
Retweeted by Njolan Vøidsson’s SagaYoung people learning about phil spector, human monster with lots of musical production talent, then consequently P… https://t.co/gS9XZzK2ef
Retweeted by Njolan Vøidsson’s Saga @mcgee_gorgo Today I learned...I'm not even sure what to do with the information that Vampira and Orson Welles had a lovechild. This is like if yo… https://t.co/cV19aEco38
Retweeted by Njolan Vøidsson’s SagaI've come to notice that there was never any merit to the argument of "yes, he's a massive jerk, but he's by far th… https://t.co/XAWU2Sx07p
Retweeted by Njolan Vøidsson’s Saga @Thomwade Why poke that bear for no reason? It’s like tripping a stranger on the bus because you don’t like their sweater.when i worked at a food truck in college, a girl bought a $13 acai bowl, clicked No Tip on the ipad, and giggled “s… https://t.co/Sltn632HQC
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Retweeted by Njolan Vøidsson’s SagaFantastic reading here. https://t.co/FrzTsdTvZk
Retweeted by Njolan Vøidsson’s SagaLet me help: he has no integrity at all and says whatever he feels is most useful to himself and the party at that… https://t.co/9CsMCQJrfs
Retweeted by Njolan Vøidsson’s Saga @extremlyuncanny It’s one of my least favorites, but honestly not his fault. Also glad he’s dead, though.“Maker Of Heavenly Music Rotting In Hell”I should be clear I led with the Ramones story because that was literally the first anecdote I ever heard about him. @ThatWeissGuy Yeah. This isn’t a heel turn; this is a very awful person allowed to be horrible due to his successes.Imagining the furious email that led to this correction https://t.co/7QKzYr1uVt
Retweeted by Njolan Vøidsson’s SagaBetter Spector headline is “Human Monster Finally Dies Far Too Late.” @ThatWeissGuy Yep. @schatzipage Yeah. About 40 years too late, IMO.You can be a pop genius and not a murderer, you know.Saw someone saying that we shouldn’t let Spector’s “late in life” actions define him, and that motherfucker was thr… https://t.co/7pZ62r3XWn“Human Monster And Pop Genius Goes Directly To Hell” is a better headline, BBC. https://t.co/nUfp9Oeu7l
Retweeted by Njolan Vøidsson’s SagaA terrible person who made many beautiful things. https://t.co/xAZB8wStQZ @darthastuart Absolute garbage person responsible for absolutely beautiful music.my hot take on what people are reading: too many people on the US left read too much about european fascists and no… https://t.co/jeYSWSvX93
Retweeted by Njolan Vøidsson’s SagaThinking about how Mary Mallon (Typhoid Mary) only went back to working in high-contact cooking jobs because being… https://t.co/kM94CrmuyB
Retweeted by Njolan Vøidsson’s SagaI swear if Twitter had been around in the Industrial Revolution there’d be a tweet with 50k Likes like “if we can’t… https://t.co/7mo1rD6NIu
Retweeted by Njolan Vøidsson’s Saga @andy_muan I’ll never forget the customer who said to her granddaughter “stay in school so you don’t become like th… https://t.co/pkNp8uuboj
Retweeted by Njolan Vøidsson’s Saga @BvrlyTweetmaker https://t.co/m0N2IUVicistop telling poor people to go get an education so they can “get a better job” i am a PhD student at a top researc… https://t.co/8uBjvN2Iey
Retweeted by Njolan Vøidsson’s Saga @sterlewine Yeah. I don’t have that vibe. I have however listened to Attila in its entirety at least twice... @sterlewine Makes sense. My wife is a huge fan, but I am not, so I am not familiar beyond the hits.The Wheel of Discourse turns, and Takes come and pass, leaving memories that become legend. Legend fades to myth, a… https://t.co/NGX2xBcUHW @PnxNotDed I have not seen anything yet, but I guess we’re due.(I love both of those songs, by the way. Prefab or not, it’s fun music)By the way I love that that backing tracks became the basis for TWO one hit wonder songs. Labels cashing in on UK punk were hilarious then.“Hello? Yes. I’d like a room for the night. My name is Elton...uh...Motel...o.”Yesterday I listened to “Jet Boy, Jet Girl” by Elton Motello, and that name sounds like the kind of name Elton John… https://t.co/DktEYYmfWhSo, “Ain’t No Crime” by Billy Joel came up on a Spotify playlist my wife made, and it’s the most early 70s Elton Jo… https://t.co/2u6hggHKCh @KenzoShibata Man...the rest of that band insists on showing their whole asses at all times, huh?Sorry, but this is the best how it started / how it’s going ever. I love this so much. https://t.co/eXHwPzsLla
Retweeted by Njolan Vøidsson’s Saga @Joe_Hunter I probably only show up in three episodes of my life a season @Lotusprime I had all sorts of bandolier-related quicksand escape plans stored up for nothing.Apropos of nothing, minimum wage in Australia is $19.84 per hour, full-time shift workers are entitled to five week… https://t.co/L7uGMqxo50
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Retweeted by Njolan Vøidsson’s Sagababe are you okay? you’ve barely touched your Doctor Who®️ Cassandra Lasagne https://t.co/0owB4A1yDn
Retweeted by Njolan Vøidsson’s Saga @d_whiteplume Fucking 40 goddamn years of revanchist Reagan nonsense.[watching the Trump movie with my future kids] Me: Oh weird they combined Scaramucci and Spicer. Kid: What Dad? Me: Nothing, sorry.
Retweeted by Njolan Vøidsson’s SagaGI Joe action figures taught me that everyone in the military straps grenades all over their body at all times. @extremlyuncanny @ThatWeissGuy As does my son’s mullet. @travelswbrindle I can’t remember which comic writer said this (maybe Fred Van Lente?), but once I heard GI Joe des… https://t.co/zDhPCvXUGQLike, a single one off “Cobra infiltrates a formal dinner” would’ve rad, but come on.OG Tom Of Finland Gung-Ho forever.Who DIDN’T want an action figure that was only useful if you were pretending he was at an official function? https://t.co/YxBTdbLHRn @unicornosis @JonHexLives Yeah...I never went to a mall with intention of anything but a businesslike precision off getting what I needed.At a wildlife rehab facility I met two crows that said, "caw" in a human accent. They said it like a human reading… https://t.co/M3X2lDLzb3
Retweeted by Njolan Vøidsson’s Saga @PnxNotDed @soundingline Well, we used to assume buildings weren’t getting torn once a decade.How about we debate the Maximum Wage.
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Retweeted by Njolan Vøidsson’s Saga @PnxNotDed @soundingline The easiest explanation is the same problem crematoria have: you can’t incinerate teeth without incredible heat. @ThatWeissGuy Oh yeah. Same in Charleston. The air is basically atomized ocean. @ThatWeissGuy Yeah. I use this platform because it’s the easiest way to shoot the shit with people all over the wor… https://t.co/MQySV69f9V @ThatWeissGuy Yeah. It would take an absolutely absurd amount of safety blades in a hollow all before it became an issue. @rusty_shackles I forgot Death’s Head was Marvel somehow. In my brain he’s a Judge Dredd spin-off. @YakovPettersson If I could explain American conservatism in simple terms, I’d be running a grift on liberals already.Lauren Boebert has some of the darkest energy I’ve seen in awhile. Even when I see tweets about her my vibe shifts.… https://t.co/WCeXZaCTdr
Retweeted by Njolan Vøidsson’s Saga @ThatWeissGuy People also freaking out about the teeth in dentist walls: in the days of simple trash burning, neith… https://t.co/Jd4q1bJKdm @rusty_shackles Is there a more metal character in the Marvel Universe?The honest truth to the razor blade in the wall thing is that was to many the safest way to dispose of them at the time.Hey, @Ali_Goodman https://t.co/LcOK0rAgzcNot gonna lie: the rest of the world realizing Rudy Giuliani is a fucking incompetent asshole has been a balm in th… https://t.co/QyK6yVw5vOLike I promise you will show 100% more of your ass by quadrupling down then you will just stepping back from a shitty fucking take.
Retweeted by Njolan Vøidsson’s SagaI cannot stand agreeing with @FlexFantastic, but he’s not wrong. https://t.co/71Ijdff5Ev @PnxNotDed It was a weird, cool community. Probably the closest my life came to being an ensemble sitcom like cheer… https://t.co/ztKVXz8bVO @FlexFantastic Hmmm... @PnxNotDed It was run by a retired lawyer as a way to sit around all day listening to jazz and be grumpy. It was a… https://t.co/fSbakmddxB @PnxNotDed No, though regulars basically made their own food all the time. @suesswassersee It’s not just New England. Had a lot of razor slots in Charleston. @Thomwade Look, any job that can be automated will, regardless of the minimum wage.This is what the present looks like. https://t.co/HqDhfPO4Fj
Retweeted by Njolan Vøidsson’s Saga @talestoenrage She needs a few hours off just like anyone.Same deal when I worked in food service. We’d throw away 100s of pounds of food everyday and trying to take some ho… https://t.co/UjqqehpCnl
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