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Kacey @hmschlingmama Willamette Valley

Homeschooling atheist. Bleeding-heart liberal. Giant nerd. She/her.

913 Following   431 Followers   71,103 Tweets

Joined Twitter 11/3/09


@agirlandaboy You will never convince me that this is not Fox in a dress 😂Not for nothing, but if they're estranged they're not "loved ones". I see a lot of this advice lately, but please d… https://t.co/wdXXQtTvjvI get the distinct impression that Ham would like a smore 😂 https://t.co/JWKXfZvPf1I needn't have worried. He did so well! Laundry basket (for outdoor toy storage)& beach towel in place of Easter gr… https://t.co/FWoxcCEgSP
4/10
2020
I'll play. I'm 99% sure this was the first picture taken of us (2004. We'd known each other for 2.5 years, but it w… https://t.co/ZJomi5j8qkMy cousin won the virtual Seder by creating a burner Elijah account and making us let him in the zoom halfway throu… https://t.co/fasuH8vX0k
Retweeted by Kacey @showupforthis Same. I've told my husband multiple times that somebody would have died in my childhood home. (Meanw… https://t.co/gTv38pE3osLook, I love crochet as much as anybody but if you are crocheting/wearing crochet face masks right now I have...mul… https://t.co/WofffinXLz @Megnificent8 As much as I'm enjoying this mental image I'm hoping it doesn't come to that lolToday's petty quarantine complaint: just sent my husband off with a list of ideas for B's Easter basket (because he… https://t.co/AjyAntXB8f @Megnificent8 It's serious and (at least in Oregon) they take it very seriously. You deserve to be paid what you earned. @Megnificent8 One of my husband's previous employers messed up his check a couple of times so we learned the hard w… https://t.co/PRajRnhyFBWhat @BernieSanders took from women is fucking IMMEASURABLE.
Retweeted by KaceyExactly this. https://t.co/qRgaFrJJOyAnnabelle is the weirdest 😂 https://t.co/TxejVLJGpU @EHigh75 https://t.co/ULwEKgdPuDThe coronavirus is now projected to kill as many people in a few weeks as the flu did in a particularly nasty *year… https://t.co/2o18Spm4rH
Retweeted by Kacey @Megnificent8 Oh I'm so sorry. 😪 @Megnificent8 Before I paid for a lawyer I'd file a report with the Department of Labor. They can usually negotiate… https://t.co/5GAJLNQXTb47 kid-sized & 61 adult-sized masks out of that pile, as it turns out 😳Sorting for the next batch of masks. Pile of quilting fabric, bag of tea towels/liner fabric, bag of old T-shirts t… https://t.co/6qUflcZCO0 @Leighbra UghMade an (ugly but delicious) coffee cake and like 25 tostada shells, set up the sprinkler for my kid to run through… https://t.co/F0NBMMg8tm
4/9
2020
Guess who forgot to put the flour in their crumb topping? 🙈😂 https://t.co/o6UwI1nvWW @Megnificent8 Looks good!...literally everyone who tracks US prisons warned this would happen https://t.co/AVm8VA3qdG
Retweeted by Kacey @Megnificent8 I did not expect to adore this place like I do but it's genuinely great. It's a small city but the po… https://t.co/BOdtWA1Im9 @agirlandaboy Jesus(Whether or not it should be open is debatable but the person isn't making snarky posts questioning white-owned businesses so...)I love my little town. We have a local FB page where people can share what businesses are open/doing curbside picku… https://t.co/WiCDDC9wDoMake no mistake: he hasn't learned from 2016, he's just a fucking misogynist. https://t.co/2YSULhdv3y @ayeerehcs Good luck!Men Are Fucking Shit Up: An anthology on how men leading countries should stop being a thing and they should step a… https://t.co/NW7tJWh5e3
Retweeted by Kacey @ayeerehcs Castor oil worked for me, but fair warning the last 2 hours (of a 4.5 hr labor) there was no break betwe… https://t.co/OOdc5q9G5C#BREAKING "Secure that he completely destroyed the progressive wing of the Democratic party with his failure to rea… https://t.co/2845z9V1Io
Retweeted by KaceyThere will be people that die from voting in Wisconsin yesterday. Bernie Sanders has just as much of their blood on… https://t.co/PRVHloQwS5 @OnBradstreet I feel you. Here the choice was relatively obvious because Paul is (infuriatingly) still having to go… https://t.co/vEnD2ZhTDM @NoFlashCards @Target Happy birthday! @DancinJulesJLVS Sending love. ❤ @OnBradstreet Okay, but if only one of you went there'd only be 4 people in the store and that's kind of the whole… https://t.co/BAmKHT0jA9 @greenclogs Normally it's me but though this Paul has been going because he's been having to go into the office any… https://t.co/IJEJTLBxEj @Leighbra Bodies are so weird. The constant anxiety right now has me feeling like I just drank an espresso 24/7Saw a daily schedule suggestion that you "do something to get your heart rate up" and, while I understand what they… https://t.co/R4LNo6PptK @KillerKier Oh man, good luck to you guys. Crossing my fingers for you @pussreboots Yeah in real life my in-laws are *supposed* to be in Northern Idaho but went galavanting off to AZ https://t.co/LLmNDKM3JKWalking myself a 1/2 mile to the hospital while almost bleeding to death internally from undiagnosed ulcerative col… https://t.co/K2G1QUU0ZQHouse 4, change the locks while the in-laws are out. https://t.co/Q97PpvarJ5Supreme Court: We're going to delay oral arguments for the first time since the Spanish flu because this pandemic i… https://t.co/SF4HIy02Ae
Retweeted by KaceyTaking a family field trip to Kroger is not an "essential errand" ffsWHY do I still see SO MANY PEOPLE talk about running errands as a couple/family?? Knock that shit off. @annismezelsm I used to have an app on my phone maybe I need to download it againQuarantine day 26: using this word generator to play song association with B https://t.co/lASZtK4Hyd @annismezelsm I saw! That all sounded delicious! (I made hamburger helper w/veggie crumble lol)Man I am *wiped* today. Several long days at the sewing machine+ridiculous insomnia is finally catching up with me… https://t.co/EEFza00nNAKettle Chips are from Oregon and y'all picked Juanitas??? 1,3,4 https://t.co/9zVkO4sEC2Joseph you better mean "by losing like the little bitch baby he is" or we're gonna have a fucking fight https://t.co/z670mOcDvX
4/8
2020
@edread I have bins of fabric from when I used to make quilts and I do better when I have a project so it's a win-win @Leighbra Yes you definitely do.Onward is so good but I was NOT emotionally prepared 😭 @MariaMelee I remember telling my midwife (or, rather, the trainee they managed to wake up before B was born) that… https://t.co/jC8gPyw56A7 envelopes of masks off to the post office. This year is bizarre. https://t.co/Cq1WM3MdJ9 @Leighbra @OnBradstreet This part! They want to talk big like "we feed America" or whatever. Now's you chance, jackass.this is a fucking genocide https://t.co/QesUkWoA0X
Retweeted by KaceyYUP. I'm so fucking sick of the entitlement and self-centeredness of that fucking generation https://t.co/dzBhPw3nVY @Greeblehaus Always, but yeah especially now.I have to tell you something. A lot (maybe even MOST) women were not instructed on how to wear makeup or curl their… https://t.co/Ss2CltDNAH
Retweeted by Kacey @OnBradstreet Exactly. Also I saw a Dairy Farmer's Association complaining about slowed sales & encouraging people… https://t.co/Gy9vMYOnflI sleep with my arms around my pillow so now, of course, Ham gathers the duvet between his paws 😍😂 https://t.co/SN41kU0Yv6Anybody else struggling to stay hydrated through all this? I'm not sure why the disruption in routine means the onl… https://t.co/f9NhZz80m4 @lexi_courtis Oh the dog is terrible here, too, but they're omnivores so I expected that. Link is a cat lolIn my house, too. Link in particular is obsessed with corn on the cob 😂 https://t.co/SW2ruq67O530 masks to mail in the morning. I think that makes 65 overall (including the paper ones). My sewing machine is get… https://t.co/bVIQPlvBhg @Leighbra https://t.co/r7lylcO5vgI had made ~50 adult-sized masks before getting to the kid-sized ones today and the tiny ones in florals and superh… https://t.co/PYq8nzKOHK @oregon_history Our local dispensary started curbside pickup 4/1 so... Yeah, pretty much lolThis is the moment The Church of the Holy Sepulchre in Jerusalem was closed due to Coronavirus. Last time this ha… https://t.co/E83Y3egS7H
Retweeted by Kacey @Megnificent8 Oh fuck. I'm so sorry 😪
4/7
2020
@EHigh75 I'm making some today I can make you a few, they'll go out in the mail tomorrowMe (laying in bed last night):"What is this weird pain around my ears?" Google: "TMJ, you teeth-grinding sentient a… https://t.co/TebW2ITBwH @dancesdivergent I know 3 Beckys and they are all Beckys lol However I know about 3,000 Karens and most of them think it's hilarious @dancesdivergent That works, too lol. Both my bio mother & stepMIL are named Becky so I enjoy that one 😂Republicans know they cannot survive fair elections w/high turnout so they work their asses off to keep our system… https://t.co/atx8n6JejLTaking to @ewarren right now is a strange, slightly melancholy experience: like glimpsing an alternate reality wher… https://t.co/xpkOQUCuy9
Retweeted by KaceyThis is how white people tell history. https://t.co/Wyyj6dGs8F
Retweeted by Kacey @OnBradstreet Happy birthday!As my biological parents are Becky&Bob and the absolute worst may I make an alliterative suggestion? 😂 (I thought… https://t.co/lNS2lYba9x @Megnificent8 Oh, I'm so glad! ❤ @Megnificent8 Good luck on your first day! ❤Is there ANYONE on Fox that isn't a fucking ghoul?? Jesus. https://t.co/6CztVH6oBdgen x escapism: become a mighty hero! save the world! millennial escapism: own your own home! earn enough money to… https://t.co/7yYgcq6zwz
Retweeted by Kacey4.5, no sugar. https://t.co/4tbrGiawKBHowever I got the remaining masks cut out & 12 sewn so I should be able to knock out the rest tomorrow. First order… https://t.co/Rc7DIv9iREWell, I spent literal hours this afternoon fighting with my bobbin winder of all things (I fixed it, but I'm still… https://t.co/blbck11map
4/6
2020
@Leighbra Omg, no doubt!New and improved cloth tie pattern, too (and a pic of the filter pocket) https://t.co/TLQuGIC6H6 @Leighbra THE WORST. I don't know how you fuck up a bobbin winder, but here we are @edread I wouldn't bother with all that homemade bias tape stuff, though. For these I just sewed strips of T-shirt… https://t.co/vUuGw4HGxl @edread I mean the problem is I haven't used any without modifying them. But this is close to what I'm doing for th… https://t.co/YHtblAQfTsAlthough I will never again make cloth ties or buy a Brother sewing machine when this is all said and done. Hard pass.Combined like 4 patterns, but finally came up with a mask that's fast, looks nicer than the others I've tried, and… https://t.co/AwtuFPaZXZ
4/5
2020

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