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Writer of alternate history, fantasy, other sf, and historical fiction. I tell lies for a living, iow.

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Joined Twitter 3/15/17


Madame Cardinal swooping in to have a look at what's on the table, before returning to Monsieur le Cardinal and tel… https://t.co/VcgB5c7Rvh
Retweeted by Harry TurtledoveBlack skimmer skimming. How #ironic #birbs #birds #birdphotography #birdwatching #haveagreatday #FloridaForBiden https://t.co/PSdsUHY1ZL
Retweeted by Harry Turtledove @aShotofVitaminE I had them. @JohnBgeologist Definitely. @Drachenblog The past 250 years.Saw a great horned owl atop a trailside pole on the morning walked. Owlways pleased when I do. Half an hour later,… https://t.co/JQVNgbQ1FUNorthern mockingbird #arizona #birds #birding #nature #wildlife #naturephotography #birdphotography #photograghy https://t.co/JaRi6zEKcT
Retweeted by Harry Turtledove“Just think what Goebbels could have done with Facebook.” Yep, Sacha Baron Cohen (who is speaking here, though quot… https://t.co/7Bczz80ARl
Retweeted by Harry TurtledovePresident Trump tried to bury news of this in the extremely sacred Tomb of the Unknown Bank Account. https://t.co/qSuAvPsscKWhy on earth would anyone believe you about anything, @PressSec? Show *us* the book if you've got it. https://t.co/vHG7b6DN2lDonald Trump apparently caught trying to fool Lesley Stahl with blank book during 60 Minutes debacle https://t.co/HDRMqEm6bb
Retweeted by Harry TurtledoveI say this a lot but please be nice to service workers during the holidays. I know it’s easy to get impatient with… https://t.co/eSZAcWipLf
Retweeted by Harry TurtledoveThis looks like Nosferatu's sex tape 😂🤣😂🤣 https://t.co/5l8FLDagLr
Retweeted by Harry TurtledoveMY NEW VIDEO: #NoOneWantsYourGuns This video exposes the smears and lies Trump and the Republican party have sold… https://t.co/76hu4sslRK
Retweeted by Harry TurtledoveThis is brilliant. Civilians using facial recognition tools to identify cops that hide their badges. https://t.co/9h0jSefzuP
Retweeted by Harry TurtledoveSuzanne Palmer Wins 2020 Theodore Sturgeon Memorial Award | File 770 https://t.co/fbnJJ65tik @zanzjan Congrats!!
Retweeted by Harry TurtledoveToday was special because the kid who grew up in public housing in Savannah got to vote for himself for the United… https://t.co/FjHaWJ3WTf
Retweeted by Harry TurtledoveI’ve been waiting for this clap back for four years. https://t.co/88yDoXtYHO
Retweeted by Harry Turtledove.@JasonMillerinDC: - Doesn't pay child support. - Has admittedly hired prostitutes. - Was accused of drugging a s… https://t.co/nbj31B4fsr
Retweeted by Harry TurtledoveHappened to my wife, who isn't on Twitter. https://t.co/SocHrej17w @thedavidcrosby Love your music. This is a great review of it. Congratulations!
Retweeted by Harry TurtledoveAsk Mother Tucker. https://t.co/IgZR7DcqUg @HNTurtledove https://t.co/ITwSKPDfZc
Retweeted by Harry TurtledoveWho *doesn't* lie on their back and stick their hand down their pants in a hotel room after drinking and flirting w… https://t.co/12kbIb5UJO
Retweeted by Harry TurtledoveTUCK off, #BullshitDonald! https://t.co/JbfMBxG5D4Is this a Seinfeld episode? I can hear Rudy yelling!!! "IT WAS JUST A TUCK..............." https://t.co/MkQQKzY6tb
Retweeted by Harry TurtledoveSupreme Leader Kim Jong-Un need not tuck in his shirt, but if he did, he would do so while standing. https://t.co/AZBAlVhVL0
Retweeted by Harry Turtledove @richardmarx @HNTurtledove There is a Trump twitter archive site that keeps a backup of all his tweets, including d… https://t.co/0CSaRL2LN9
Retweeted by Harry TurtledoveSeneca, Apocolocyntosis (divi) Claudii https://t.co/ZhyXG9BEJeNothing to see here folks, just a cop in uniform with his gun and a Trump 2020 mask inside a FL polling location. T… https://t.co/DBxKog8uWS
Retweeted by Harry TurtledoveSpeaking as a recovering Democratic cannibal and Satanist baby-strangler, I'd like to thank QAnon and Fox News for… https://t.co/5dJUMYFEDa
Retweeted by Harry Turtledove#COVID19 available, too! https://t.co/FTtJBDsriHPierre's croissant didn't rise quite enough. https://t.co/ZhyXG9BEJeI’m gonna make this real simple: I don’t believe a fucking word that comes out of Ratcliffe’s mouth.
Retweeted by Harry TurtledoveJohn Ratcliffe serving as DNI is equivalent to the late Jeffrey Epstein serving as a high school principal. It’s a… https://t.co/d9t2CEFTSm
Retweeted by Harry TurtledoveDear @DNI_Ratcliffe: Did you even review the emails that @DHSgov officials say Iran sent? Those emails intimidate D… https://t.co/R6NpjqQ8co
Retweeted by Harry TurtledoveRatcliffe's job tonight was to give @realDonaldTrump an excuse not to accept the election results.
Retweeted by Harry TurtledoveOh, Ratcliffe is leading off. Well, that inspires confidence.
Retweeted by Harry TurtledoveNo one. No one loves you, either, Eric. Not even your dad. https://t.co/41vKHyk3cUQuibi made their “episodes” 11 minutes to avoid paying union writers. Everyone should MC Hammer dance on their grave.
Retweeted by Harry TurtledoveI‘ve been warning for some time that, if Trump is re-elected, he’ll work to politicize the civil service and set Am… https://t.co/xh1E54ioVQ
Retweeted by Harry TurtledoveI’m not sure this has ever been done before...but as our national political dialogue continues to decline, my oppon… https://t.co/UZ2MilTiaZ
Retweeted by Harry TurtledoveKnow your COVID-19 risk when out shopping. As customers, we can all do our part to reduce the risk of transmitting… https://t.co/e6YM88xkkE
Retweeted by Harry TurtledoveWas reminded yesterday by a source that Doctors Without Borders is working within the U.S. to fight #COVID19 , and… https://t.co/jh5ObvyJdA
Retweeted by Harry TurtledoveWhat we’ve created. https://t.co/ATdGB6IEGf
Retweeted by Harry TurtledoveFACT #1094: In July, archaeologists unearthed a flat-bottomed ship near the ancient Roman city of Viminacium. It da… https://t.co/i7tHdtUmBp
Retweeted by Harry TurtledoveI would say, "It's not hard," but it was. That was the problem. https://t.co/79KkIBQBsxNot that I’d be remotely shocked but is this for real? https://t.co/xRocpBn4O3
Retweeted by Harry TurtledoveBrilliant satirist Tom Lehrer's catalog now in the public domain | Boing Boing #music #satire FYI: ⁦@HNTurtledove⁩ https://t.co/IzyB9lRCtv
Retweeted by Harry TurtledoveIf @realDonaldTrump hates China so much then why has he paid their country over $180,000 in taxes but only gave the… https://t.co/fJOxud5Pif
Retweeted by Harry TurtledoveFascinating that this and the Rudy Giuliani story both broke today. ***** We are still unclear on the mystery of… https://t.co/uRmkYJSdA6We are still unclear on the mystery of how creatures with giant tails positioned themselves for sex. https://t.co/tCkr432cNk via @slate
Retweeted by Harry TurtledoveLet’s see, @DNI_Ratcliffe, the emails threaten Democrats and you say it is to hurt Trump’s reelection chances? Try… https://t.co/O7wbymdtOH
Retweeted by Harry TurtledoveAnd the author thanks you! https://t.co/3y2gv2aRgn
Retweeted by Harry TurtledoveBREAKING NEWS: DNI Ratcliffe has announced that Iran and Russia have taken specific actions to influence our electi… https://t.co/ciqTnMzbAu
Retweeted by Harry Turtledove @adamstemple4 That's how it works...as you know, Bob. And the one that bounced will stick somewhere else.This is our biggest endorsement yet. I am so deeply grateful. President @BarackObama led with decency and empathy.… https://t.co/WzKZbUXKsE
Retweeted by Harry Turtledovegod grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wis… https://t.co/zFQ8wCPEKj
Retweeted by Harry TurtledoveCOVID-19 has cost Americans 2.5 million years of life and roughly half that loss has come from people who died in m… https://t.co/M6RSUji0jc
Retweeted by Harry TurtledovePresident Obama just made the baby cry. #TheDebateInSixWords #ObamaWasBetterAtEverythinghttps://t.co/bdWrDfKyys
Retweeted by Harry TurtledoveHow About Them Apples Mr. Trump. #TheDebateInSixWords https://t.co/TaqJiew7mz
Retweeted by Harry Turtledove @Archimage Good writer. Nice guy, too. @Dnlmsstch @spooknine Hard to edit when you don't. @Dnlmsstch @spooknine Yes. 😜This photo of Mitch McConnell's hands from yesterday https://t.co/9x5x2UhxvJ
Retweeted by Harry TurtledoveFormer Pres. @BarackObama is speaking now in Philadelphia, hammering #Trump #COVID19 response. Airing LIVE now on C-Span, MSNBC & CNN
Retweeted by Harry TurtledoveOh damn they dropped Sam Elliott on em https://t.co/XbM8NQ1bZT
Retweeted by Harry TurtledoveThe 'Winged Victory' from Brescia in Italy. This beautiful victory figure was found hidden beneath the Capitoline t… https://t.co/IKsLwLSS8o
Retweeted by Harry TurtledoveMummy Mask of a Man. Ptolemaic Period, ca. 305-30 BC. Gilded and painted cartonnage. From Meir. Now in the Egyptian… https://t.co/VorMOE8rAZ
Retweeted by Harry TurtledoveFlashing on Fred Saberhagen's The Mask of the Sun. https://t.co/XacKmThgq4Detail - The gladiator mosaic at the #Roman villa in #Nennig, #Germany. https://t.co/cakxWKAeYz
Retweeted by Harry TurtledoveAn unbroken Roman glass bottle of olive oil from Pompeii, still sealed with its cork stopper. Though solidified aft… https://t.co/FB0WHMkFZK
Retweeted by Harry TurtledoveHorned Lark, in the #GoldenHour #Wisconsin #birding #birder #birds #Canon #CanonFavPic #nature #wildlife https://t.co/gfb20kpV4l
Retweeted by Harry TurtledoveWatching Obama, you remember that he'd NEVER disrespect his audience by telling them he didn't want to be there, an… https://t.co/oNcL7SyoNP
Retweeted by Harry TurtledoveNo one cares, Donald. Give everybody a hug and akiss and spread #COVID19 far and wide. https://t.co/S1K7R2uiiH#ObamaWasBetterAtEverything Just for instance, I'm old enough to remember when the United States had a President w… https://t.co/gPzBOZJJ4M
10/22
2020
Rudy, you need to pay a sin tax for your syntax. "...of which Joe Biden will be unable to defend or hide from..."?… https://t.co/D1pweNpeUJ @realDonaldTrump @60Minutes That book looks just as fake as this stack of bullshit. And the papers piled up next t… https://t.co/eDznjxUS9O
Retweeted by Harry TurtledoveI’m guessing the question that sent @realdonaldtrump fleeing from his @60Minutes interview was: Did you think I wo… https://t.co/YiTFpIBLC0
Retweeted by Harry TurtledoveJust a reminder that Trump’s announcement of his fake blind trust on January 11, 2017, came with a massive stack of… https://t.co/yZBSF6Jaml
Retweeted by Harry TurtledoveTheory: they told Leslie Stahl not to open the Big Book of Helathcare. She opened it. Trump threw a tantrum when sh… https://t.co/3F31IowgNz
Retweeted by Harry TurtledoveA story on Trump's use of stacks of paper (likely blank) as props to claim to have done things he hasn't actually d… https://t.co/lrOkeTwCNq
Retweeted by Harry TurtledoveI’m not sure Rudy Giuliani should be tweeting about his “relentless exposure” right now. https://t.co/kDDPinjBGv
Retweeted by Harry TurtledoveWaiting for the Trump administration to blame this on scientists, too. https://t.co/lKRowdzCiAOMFG! Guiliani on camera masturbating in front of a woman who was playing a 15 y/o girl. Vanity Fair: Borat Subse… https://t.co/XthYP9mi4I
Retweeted by Harry TurtledoveThe Weirdest Dudes on Twitter™ are hard at work defending Rudy Guiliani's privacy. https://t.co/8up3nSeGXl
Retweeted by Harry TurtledoveFires continue in Brazil, and our partner, @inst_araguaia, is working hard to save vital habitat for #birds includi… https://t.co/l1IdzB93ro
Retweeted by Harry Turtledove @saladisslaughtr @ItsMeGaryLee Not even Vader's. 😜 @Phokion1 @GordonDoherty SF writer/Egyptologist Noreen Doyle and I did one: The First Heroes: New Tales of the Bron… https://t.co/KGQ15F0DuW @Overwatch_Eagle It's a story.😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Stupid chucklefuck troll showing self to be stupid chucklefuck troll. https://t.co/u8Q6lL9M2xI already voted for the winner! #TheDebateInSixWords #BidenHarris2020 https://t.co/uZDwPHzs2I
Retweeted by Harry TurtledoveLeslie Stahl wasn’t supposed to look. #TheDebateInSixWords https://t.co/fVdbfC9IQR
Retweeted by Harry Turtledove @mithrasangel Mine, too. Nasty stuff."I came not to send peace, but a sword." https://t.co/QOzKgRfmw5Go home, 2020! You're fucking wasted. ***** Naked teen covered in ranch dressing crashes at Kansas gas station, s… https://t.co/vVruKd2qVLThose are their best. The bad ones are in ICE and the rest of Homeland Security and the Education Department. https://t.co/dlqvmrZcf6Chucklefucks is available. https://t.co/ZnBVWoHEppI always look forward to another essay by @Stonekettle. I am never dissatisfied. Every essay makes me stop & th… https://t.co/T9bwQKbwab
Retweeted by Harry TurtledoveTwo Cubanas. A mother and daughter on the side of freedom, decency and democracy in Hialeah. #CubanasConBiden 🇨🇺🇺🇸 https://t.co/uos4MPX3OY
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10/21
2020

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