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John Hodgman @hodgman Brooklyn, NY

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Joined Twitter 4/10/08


📷 While you are waiting for @themainemann’s new bolo tie to arrive you can at least enjoy his new socks. #jjho (at… https://t.co/OnTmM66cGaWhile you are waiting for @themainemann’s new bolo tie to arrive you can at least enjoy his new socks. #jjho @ Comm… https://t.co/ggiUqu5ie8📷 I dare you to step through the door of this INDIANA BASED TARDIS and join us for this week’s episode of… https://t.co/6ebtY8OGkiJust posted a photo https://t.co/zd5rhWlk9eThe Judge John Hodgman Podcast Episode No. 528 is called HUBBLE JEOPARDY and concerns a TARDIS in Indiana. You can… https://t.co/3DftIre7k2📷 This life is a prog rock album cover. (at Maine) https://t.co/z94JEaVlar https://t.co/9ptqRMOBUoThis life is a prog rock album cover. @ Maine https://t.co/r9bfpqqEHw📷 Got my new sticker for the dump. So beautiful. (at Maine) https://t.co/qBdSdK29aZ https://t.co/tZ5O03wLt5Got my new sticker for the dump. So beautiful. @ Maine https://t.co/BzgeRnQ2JJ
8/5
2021
@NatashaBardon Just say “said.” Not “exclaimed.” @MattBesser @ACNewman Greatest Dirt Road Hits is the only LP with Roger Miller’s lost track CULVERTS OF THE WORLD.… https://t.co/7ofFUY9RXQ @eliselzer I stood and clappedI never saw it before last night but I’m genuinely not sure I could have written a better script for sharknado.
8/3
2021
📷 Ok take it easy Bonne Maman. (at Maine) https://t.co/G4H12ZB4mE https://t.co/LiOc64Lz1SOk take it easy Bonne Maman. @ Maine https://t.co/ijl0hBVym6And as a companion may I suggest https://t.co/1rcFMeehfX https://t.co/kuItuVce1z
8/2
2021
📷 I dare you to go to @themainemann and read the daddest of jokes he wrote to go with these daddest of socks. ANYWA… https://t.co/Ux5f7BmqWDJust posted a photo @ Maine https://t.co/7iuHr6dxUAJudge John Hodgman Podcast Episode 527 is called: The Full Micky https://t.co/JYAA5pr0E3Judge John @hodgman with bailiff @JesseThorn 527. The Full Micky https://t.co/pvLmGhcgON via @MaxFunHQ #JJHo https://t.co/I3LrMp2OLq
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7/30
2021
.@MichaelKosta sits down with Gregory Watson, a man whose C-grade college essay led to the ratification of the U.S.… https://t.co/Wjrgzd8JJx
Retweeted by John Hodgman @voxpopperdition @ayeletw Don’t worry. I think Ayelet’s on top of that one. AW: it’s not an audiobook, but I’ve bee… https://t.co/gRBSRRCc8bI love Bob Odenkirk and hope he’s doing as ok as possible.Republicans love to avoid hard questions by simply saying that they didn’t watch the testimony or see the tweets or… https://t.co/scISBcjAry
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7/28
2021
@gilibugg @anne_theriault @iproposethis I agree with you and also dislike this internet habit a lot, but i do need… https://t.co/Pj1mD53znF📷 What do I look for when going to an estate sale? Ideally a well loved Danish cutting board that also recalls the… https://t.co/wVrpJeTAl9What do I look for when going to an estate sale? Ideally a well loved Danish cutting board that also recalls the op… https://t.co/mIYBmOBnM3
7/26
2021
@SIFpod @AlexSchmidty @danagould After listening to this week's episode, grab this book by @david_rees and @hodgmanhttps://t.co/Z91PsrUllN
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7/24
2021
📷 Parasite. (at Maine) https://t.co/BM5RUX7Rri https://t.co/opHNzQG4P8Parasite. @ Maine https://t.co/mA3hQufpiI
7/23
2021
📷 Ok then I guess I’m having a party after all. (at Maine) https://t.co/s0syPzpLBs https://t.co/K7SjYlaQMuOk then I guess I’m having a party after all. @ Maine https://t.co/4bPy8KY4Fv📷 Trash Pile, 1971: not merely my new nickname, but also the subject of #judgejohnhodgman podcast episode 526: “WHA… https://t.co/Yxb0IpSVVpJust posted a photo @ Maine https://t.co/ycgnThg6C9Judge John Hodgman Podcast Episode 526 is called: What Else Is There to Do? https://t.co/evq2VAUPivGet your tickets for #LondonpodFest now! Don't miss Judge John Hodgman (Online Streaming Event)! https://t.co/8FrsTCjifQ
Retweeted by John Hodgmani have edited another episode of the judge john hodgman podcast https://t.co/pGaZ2YV5u6
Retweeted by John HodgmanWe're doing a live streaming Judge John Hodgman at the London Podcast Festival! We'll be live worldwide on Septembe… https://t.co/RAlvJ25RHV
Retweeted by John Hodgman📷 Just enjoying Jughead’s sandals phase for my own reasons. https://t.co/e5xCM4OXAW https://t.co/BIbyQGQZmoJust enjoying Jughead’s sandals phase for my own reasons. https://t.co/a2fOzNoXBV
7/22
2021
I didn’t even know I was nominated. https://t.co/vSDUoY1OxX https://t.co/fcD6xYvbUqI would not mind if you voted for #dicktown right here https://t.co/iwgHlrA8FA. Please and thanks, bud. @david_rees https://t.co/xG3U1W8sQK @Matthew00421322 We will see @hodgman What about fiercest outfit? https://t.co/P4QPMrnjrP
Retweeted by John Hodgman📷 Freshest fan fave. (at Richardsville) https://t.co/WGAoTeGGab https://t.co/6tvIv6zliGFreshest fan fave. @ Richardsville https://t.co/lbKBwPOn41Finally a TV award that truly matters @hodgman https://t.co/BFfD8aIfyM
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7/21
2021
@DAJensen07 @HeardFC @AlanPlotzker @AlexandraErin The brand is strong.
7/20
2021
A profound loss. RIP Biz Markie. https://t.co/AI5nm2uQ7C
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7/17
2021
@APMike @scharpling It just wasn’t your night Mike
7/16
2021
Just sitting here thinking about January 6 and trying to not to have a stroke. https://t.co/60AbFqMnH5
Retweeted by John HodgmanTen years ago this week, while on family vacation here in South Haven, MI, as I set out on a run I pressed play for… https://t.co/PegPBtu3ab
Retweeted by John HodgmanJudge John @hodgman with Summertime Funtime Guest Bailiff @MonteBelmonte 525. Right to a Fair Earring… https://t.co/fHgQKyZQnW
Retweeted by John Hodgman @levistahl Thank YOU Levi!📷 Today’s @judgejohnhodgman episode welcomes back Summertime Funtime Guest Bailiff @montebelmonte and his MISERABLE… https://t.co/aEfyEjmEeHJust posted a photo https://t.co/yVwSzHuZIpJudge John Hodgman Podcast Episode No. 525 is called: Right to a Fair Earring, and you may hear it by clicking a li… https://t.co/gaPtuPk5vJIf you have a dispute you'd like to be resolved in the court of JUDGE JOHN HODGMAN, you can submit it via https://t.co/zqFX0SoS4s
7/15
2021
📷 My old snaking grounds. (at Book and Snake Tomb) https://t.co/ZleueiNCuB https://t.co/9n90J6qUHKMy old snaking grounds. @ Book and Snake Tomb https://t.co/y8IboRJDfp📷 I regret that this Howe Street Stunner is not available for rent as it has proposed to be demolished. (at New Hav… https://t.co/lqutYfYVg3I regret that this Howe Street Stunner is not available for rent as it has proposed to be demolished. @ New Haven,… https://t.co/IZnxfDLPYE📷 I am talking on the computer to @scharpling this evening to discuss his book IT NEVER ENDS and you can listen to… https://t.co/l4XaqwTGZeI am talking on the computer to @scharpling this evening to discuss his book IT NEVER ENDS and you can listen to us… https://t.co/nGpdqF7XF6📷 It amazes me that, even with the clear warning their comments would be deleted, three guys STILL made Rolling Sto… https://t.co/u4zL98GWXvJust posted a photo @ New Haven, Connecticut https://t.co/98CG5H7t5S📷 Pizza hose. (at New Haven, Connecticut) https://t.co/gLtJF3kHKz https://t.co/eFD9ihoySEPizza hose. @ New Haven, Connecticut https://t.co/KhGvTnUyif
7/13
2021
📷 When I audition on tape for a close friend’s project and never hear back. https://t.co/sejIRaJ6Bo https://t.co/u0Z3AKXNNgWhen I audition on tape for a close friend’s project and never hear back. https://t.co/NZeqWGBmWz📷 Emo’s back. (at New Haven, Connecticut) https://t.co/uPShxdb3Ta https://t.co/3SibVXcYg9Emo’s back. @ New Haven, Connecticut https://t.co/t6Bwvcep8L📷 Can you guess which of these two houses I lived in the basement of? Red door or black? Anyone who quotes The Roll… https://t.co/AP80MM1h6EJust posted a photo @ New Haven, Connecticut https://t.co/TrrhzikSQR📷 Went back to that noodle place for an equally astonishing lunch, tho I have a “love/hate” relationship with this… https://t.co/nJ9Xao9PV7Went back to that noodle place for an equally astonishing lunch, tho I have a “love/hate” relationship with this ph… https://t.co/3e8eltRdAL7/13: A virtual event w/ author & comedian Tom Scharpling @scharpling to celebrate the release of his new book, It… https://t.co/WnjGF1XGf2
Retweeted by John HodgmanBuilt in 1865. #rentalsofnewhaven @ New Haven, Connecticut https://t.co/HLATdtVJsl📷 Built in 1865. #rentalsofnewhaven (at New Haven, Connecticut) https://t.co/Iby77MnQjR https://t.co/lnzU4TcdHH📷 Connecticut State Golf Association. (at New Haven, Connecticut) https://t.co/U7azTSFmY9 https://t.co/4qDe4vVoGkConnecticut State Golf Association. @ New Haven, Connecticut https://t.co/8VJPwjfuhC📷 Enjoy Grey Gardens without ever leaving Howe Street. Next to the Kasbah and steps from the Connecticut State Golf… https://t.co/IqFfO1KK3OEnjoy Grey Gardens without ever leaving Howe Street. Next to the Kasbah and steps from the Connecticut State Golf A… https://t.co/Nd72ha2MSW📷 Crumbling colonial revival in the front. Kasbah in the back. #rentalsofnewhaven (at New Haven, Connecticut)… https://t.co/Fn4VqYqJJ0Crumbling colonial revival in the front. Kasbah in the back. #rentalsofnewhaven @ New Haven, Connecticut https://t.co/cJ65kNGRFX📷 I’m in my old college town at a pretty incredible noodle bar I could never have imagined back then. They are play… https://t.co/ZhsElzGRSVJust posted a photo @ Mecha Noodle Bar https://t.co/8xNm1LZ7CA
7/12
2021
📷 Fresh Bananas here. Condition: very good. These were sent to me DIRECT from Nova Scotia by #jjho listeners… https://t.co/ORS1tfSKSYJust posted a photo https://t.co/uc504swKM0 @jonlovett Evil Dead 2. I asked my best friend to watch it with me at a nerd party a decade+ before she became my s… https://t.co/69JcXYr624
7/11
2021
hey me and ⁦@SproBeforeBros⁩ were on ⁦Judge John @hodgman⁩ a few years back and it’s featured as a re-run today! https://t.co/Dx4Qh1QSZO
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7/8
2021
📷 I am now officially a brand ambassador for Donaldson Torit dust filtration systems. #donaldsondustcollectorshttps://t.co/KMYiQjeiDCI am now officially a brand ambassador for Donaldson Torit dust filtration systems. #donaldsondustcollectorshttps://t.co/pfi4Lg2cE3📷 Everyone knows I buy only the most elegant toothpicks but now I am haunted, for having been to the Diamond websit… https://t.co/iNjB8Nh8n0Just posted a photo https://t.co/x2PT3qZ4Qt7/13: A virtual event w/ author & comedian Tom Scharpling @scharpling to celebrate the release of his new book, It… https://t.co/i4XMh7SGRS
Retweeted by John Hodgman"I once sipped my beverage at dinner with a straw, and my mother-in-law commented, 'I’ve always thought using a str… https://t.co/ZVs6gaBg15
Retweeted by John HodgmanAs I've said before, Ashli Babbit's death was tragedy. She didn't deserve to die. But there is no question that the… https://t.co/9SkaiDqFTS
Retweeted by John HodgmanMacArthur Fellows @nhannahjones and Ta-Nehisi Coates join the @HowardU faculty to establish the Center for Journali… https://t.co/R0yAJDVDPY
Retweeted by John Hodgman📷 What else is there to do? (at Maine) https://t.co/dGdk7NzbJj https://t.co/3lLKSzu0YP
7/7
2021

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