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Director of Video Production @EpicGames. Working on @FortniteGame & @UnrealEngine. Ex GTTV & G4 Producer. Pro Online Shopper, Amateur Chef, Enabler, Art Hoarder

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7/15
2020
The LEGO Nintendo Entertainment System! Now you're playing with power...and bricks​. https://t.co/rC5mjFfJvo https://t.co/ZGgBll0N4w
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7/14
2020
The trump administration spread the deadly lie “young people can’t die from coronavirus” and yet the media still pu… https://t.co/Aq8TyYf8pZ
Retweeted by Jeremy HoffmannI called it to the fucking day. How do I not have a highly paid cable news pundit contract https://t.co/G9FsZC2CYL
Retweeted by Jeremy HoffmannOn TV: At 11: ‘We have to keep pushing for justice.’ Protesters march through Raleigh for an end to police brutalit… https://t.co/woAGBGrn3X
Retweeted by Jeremy HoffmannTaiwan has *6* active COVID cases, per Worldometers. 7 people have died. The last reported death was May 11. Mor… https://t.co/pccHt1jGW4
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7/12
2020
Frozen out: The coronavirus pandemic has taken away another summertime tradition in the U.S.: There will be no free… https://t.co/j5u4L3AC5a
Retweeted by Jeremy Hoffmann @Tantalyzer @AgentTinsley @grrlaction Just make sure you lock the door so if a hunk of meat decides to escape it can’t.TIL: I covet Korean actors’ skin (male and female) and REDD SELLS FAKES. I’ve always known the former. And the latter is a betrayal.
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7/11
2020
@abbieheppe Also who has the money for a quick jaunt to the US to access your money. It’s all so bullshit because e… https://t.co/YYKmm39Meu
7/9
2020
@brianklaas @SpiroAgnewGhost Greetings from Germany! fyi: schools are "open" but vastly different to before. Kids… https://t.co/hGiJQPL1TU
Retweeted by Jeremy HoffmannNew cases, yesterday: Germany: 298 Denmark: 10 Norway: 11 Sweden: 57 United States: 55,442 https://t.co/g7SlEt4exo
Retweeted by Jeremy HoffmannEartha Kitt had to flee the hemisphere for ten years because she criticized the Vietnam War at a White House lunche… https://t.co/4PY8EDu1UZ
Retweeted by Jeremy HoffmannYesterday we had the most Coronavirus deaths in over a month with 993 people dying.
Retweeted by Jeremy HoffmannDonald’s rally in Tulsa, while poorly attended, “likely contributed” to a dramatic surge in new coronavirus cases,… https://t.co/SN1xcQfkQL
Retweeted by Jeremy HoffmannI’ve been screaming inside my heart for MONTHS. https://t.co/WhMxvhqK65👀 https://t.co/qS4MUwWky7
Retweeted by Jeremy HoffmannIt’s been 11 days since we learned Russia has offered bounties for the deaths of American soldiers. Donald Trump h… https://t.co/9YpTQCZFHy
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7/8
2020
Thread: #BlackLivesMatter protests everywhere, even as Trump declares them anti-American https://t.co/W5mn6yhTEh
Retweeted by Jeremy Hoffmann“Don’t resist arrest and the cops won’t brutalize you.” Breonna Taylor was sleeping Tamar Rice was sitting on a p… https://t.co/V7ZQbw5nLR
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7/6
2020
Just going to leave this image of 90s game prices right here: https://t.co/o6mgrv8d6J
Retweeted by Jeremy HoffmannIt’s great they were fired, but maybe they should have been fired and put in jail for murdering someone, not just g… https://t.co/QqT5eNjs8i @chetfaliszek Oh they are already leaning to gang up on the humans.Meet Gus! Our new rescue puppy. He’s getting along really well with his older brother Gizmo. #these2hams https://t.co/4Ldlbqp3lTWe thought Gizmo needed a buddy and because I’m working from home and we have some time off work we adopted a new p… https://t.co/KVtHStpRI5
7/4
2020
Superman is an immigrant adopted by a working class family whose archnemesis is a greedy tech billionaire, written… https://t.co/wmpjhLjAV5
Retweeted by Jeremy Hoffmann @AfroDeezyShak @NathanMooney @skyzyn @nickchester https://t.co/t5ud6y8mMP @AfroDeezyShak @NathanMooney @skyzyn @nickchester It says Olive Beef and it has the number of the cow that was butchered. @grrlaction @AfroDeezyShak @NathanMooney @skyzyn @nickchester https://t.co/gfyZfk63X7Armed with his indestructible shield and iron will, Super-Soldier Captain America will take on any obstacle thrown… https://t.co/mThSzcaN6V
Retweeted by Jeremy HoffmannPetition that next gen games cost $69.69 instead of $69.99
Retweeted by Jeremy HoffmannStudio wide break until the 13th and I’m starting it with an amazing Olive Beef Ribeye from @pursuitfarms with a si… https://t.co/MOoBHCWakB
7/3
2020
@NathanMooney @AfroDeezyShak @skyzyn @nickchester You can always order some steaks on the Internet. https://t.co/VAB79VSP0jWhat fucking upside down world does this malignant asshole live in? We're doing worse than every other country. He… https://t.co/xkpguiGgwx
Retweeted by Jeremy HoffmannWhat else does 2020 have in store? Now we have air and sea animals joining forces to fight the humans. https://t.co/eZvSjMvgu7Just in case you haven’t seen a bird flying around with a shark that it just plucked out of the ocean... https://t.co/ILKqd9wrFG
Retweeted by Jeremy HoffmannFor the first time in North Carolina, you can now register to vote *online.* The deadline to register to vote in N… https://t.co/GWDHSRS1ch
Retweeted by Jeremy HoffmannWhy the fuck Were indoor bars and restaurants Even open In the first place?
Retweeted by Jeremy HoffmannShout-out to Brazil, the United Kingdom, and India, who are similarly hosed. Hrmm, what do we have in common with t… https://t.co/OzRzSjJEHW
Retweeted by Jeremy HoffmannHow badly have we fucked up? Our 14th most populous state, with a population of 7M people, reported more new cases… https://t.co/WusEyvjcHZ
Retweeted by Jeremy Hoffmann @Tantalyzer @NathanMooney https://t.co/7hGzqKgQIH @AfroDeezyShak @skyzyn @nickchester What cookies did you get? @skyzyn @NathanMooney @AfroDeezyShak @nickchester Bagels from Ess-a-Bagel are legit.
7/2
2020
More and more asymptomatic COVID cases are resulting in crazy observable lung damage. If you think subjecting the… https://t.co/1A7i65rwQT
Retweeted by Jeremy HoffmannRLCS X is here. The RLCS is evolving and we've got all the details you need. Head over to our blog to check out al… https://t.co/CtteO06OdL
Retweeted by Jeremy HoffmannI don’t think people understand. This is NYC right now. Day 30. In a row. The #BlackLivesMatter movement is just… https://t.co/TvdyY778S8
Retweeted by Jeremy Hoffmann @AfroDeezyShak @akhmourne @jdcollado https://t.co/waH8nSki1B @akhmourne @jdcollado @AfroDeezyShak Those roasted potatoes are amazing. Btw I made peach cobbler tonight. I get pe… https://t.co/97h8C90m3g @akhmourne @jdcollado @AfroDeezyShak I convert all receipes to grams or ounces if im scaling it up. Otherwise I end… https://t.co/Eef7SM16kB @jdcollado @AfroDeezyShak @akhmourne Oh and if you are going to bake, buy a scale. Weigh everything. Baking is science, cooking is Improv. @jdcollado @AfroDeezyShak @akhmourne When I make cookies I make 3 or 4 dozen, portion the dough into balls and then… https://t.co/tZVafdRVU3 @jdcollado @AfroDeezyShak @akhmourne Dominique Ansel’s first book talks about how time is an ingredient, not just c… https://t.co/fJ4LPnII1S @jdcollado @AfroDeezyShak @akhmourne Or cream your cookie dough for 10 minutes https://t.co/2Kokh9dGGO @jdcollado @AfroDeezyShak @akhmourne Toasting sugar is a good tip - https://t.co/UNZxdAHpof @jdcollado @AfroDeezyShak @akhmourne I’ll share any recipes I have. I mostly just find stuff online and know techni… https://t.co/kce0V7o6eZ @AfroDeezyShak @akhmourne I keep extract, paste, powder, beans, sugar and even imitation extract in stock. Just dep… https://t.co/Sf2GQ8RFhZ
7/1
2020
@shellymonstr https://t.co/Gj2egXv5FxFlorida has more new COVID-19 cases than all of Europe.
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6/29
2020
This taco stand in LA has amazing vegetarian food, and I’ve been going there once a week for a decade. They have th… https://t.co/icnUVLAMly
Retweeted by Jeremy HoffmannI don't think anything I've seen so perfectly captures why there's no way the US is going to be getting on top of C… https://t.co/bWRfCEzNc7
Retweeted by Jeremy HoffmannStrolling the streets of Santo Domingo. Does it look like I was photoshopped in? Yes. Yes it does. Do I now want to… https://t.co/SHxLJtLyiW
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6/28
2020
Finally some good news, scientists discovered a treatment that can reduce COVID19 transmission by 70%, and its just… https://t.co/DaiCc45Lre
Retweeted by Jeremy HoffmannImagine getting corona because you wanted to hear Sweet Caroline at the local dueling piano bar
Retweeted by Jeremy HoffmannWhen seat belts were first introduced in 1968, there were idiots who insisted they “infringed on their freedoms” an… https://t.co/sfNqW5oTip
Retweeted by Jeremy HoffmannAre @SenatorBurr @SenThomTillis going to do anything about this or are they going to continue to be complicit in th… https://t.co/1TICtNYVwlTrump's on Twitter after being caught out in the worst scandal of his administration. What does he want to talk ab… https://t.co/ilbYYCgQMr
Retweeted by Jeremy HoffmannThe strangest response of all to an unhinged murderer with absolute power would be “instead of opposing this murder… https://t.co/X8QUUEVxPh
Retweeted by Jeremy HoffmannTrump simply loves when Americans die—he killed 120,000 with covid, helps Russia kill U.S. troops, helped MBS cover… https://t.co/HBQRLl0B7Z
Retweeted by Jeremy HoffmannThe New York Times reported Trump approved Russia’s program to reward terrorists who kill U.S. troops with bounties… https://t.co/ygGb4bxCqP
Retweeted by Jeremy HoffmannPolice are rioting in Richmond again. No doubt they're angry at having two chiefs forced to resign in two weeks an… https://t.co/IHBqESDiRI
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6/27
2020
@maryannbaldwin When are you resigning for the terrible job you have been doing and your shady business connections?thank you for coming to my fortnite hoedown, most beautiful audience fr. RT this for a chance to win western outfit codes
Retweeted by Jeremy Hoffmann @megganpez They are so good. I wish we got great strawberries in Raleigh @megganpez I’m so jealous. @megganpez https://t.co/wg1e3vEAyBhttps://t.co/pGplO5TovG https://t.co/nGBGul4gX7Come dance with us in Party Royale 💃 Grab your spot on the Main Stage now for @diplo Presents: Thomas Wesley with… https://t.co/08OvrqP4Mb
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6/26
2020
Take a look at LA’s historic Donut Man, frying up at Grand Central Market in downtown tomorrow… https://t.co/LMdPjzCUXW
Retweeted by Jeremy HoffmannNintendo Switch may be available at Best Buy https://t.co/vmhH1CsqED https://t.co/vFlw4S36hq
Retweeted by Jeremy HoffmannWe're thrilled to share Splash Mountain at @Disneyland & @WaltDisneyWorld will be completely reimagined with a new… https://t.co/aMbm4LgoVs
Retweeted by Jeremy HoffmannBlending my two vibes by throwing a country party in a video game. @fortnitegame set with @youngthug & @noahcyrus t… https://t.co/Vy2x1WPSuG
Retweeted by Jeremy HoffmannHope you’ve been practicing your Do Si Do Tonight, @diplo Presents: Thomas Wesley with special guests @noahcyrus a… https://t.co/k0fU0nsFkT
Retweeted by Jeremy HoffmannDisney has delayed the reopening of Disneyland, previously scheduled for July 17, indefinitely.
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6/25
2020
@grrlaction @nickchester Dig them up from the shallow graves in your backyard?Just stay home. https://t.co/RmUkbaBYjCDear Trump Campaign, Fuck you. You’re not invited. Stop playing my song. No thanks, Brendon Urie, Panic! At The Disco & company.
Retweeted by Jeremy HoffmannYou can deposit a check and have the funds available in under 60 seconds with your phone so why is election voting… https://t.co/pyTFP1wES9
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6/24
2020
Here’s the first gameplay trailer of Rogue Legacy 2, which is coming next month via early access on Steam and the E… https://t.co/IncVIceUI2
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6/23
2020
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6/21
2020
Cybertruck straight up looks like something right out of Blade Runner. What a beast ⚔️ @Tesla @elonmusk https://t.co/dnx6lXpGTu
Retweeted by Jeremy HoffmannMargot wants Brees to love her so bad that when she eats she takes like two bites then runs over to Brees with food… https://t.co/z6pLoe9TsJ
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Retweeted by Jeremy HoffmannA Confederate statue is down in #Raleigh https://t.co/0FCXkocD4Q
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6/20
2020
ØPUS United presents We The People, a series of conversations hosted by @VanJones68 that advance the dialogue aroun… https://t.co/ayk2Tv9Gx7
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6/19
2020
Look, bottom line: If Indiana Jones/Han Solo isn’t too cool to wear a mask, no one is. https://t.co/ARkCFaMx71
Retweeted by Jeremy HoffmannAnyone know Miss PlayStation? Could you ask her to make this happen? Thnkx https://t.co/hMzwElfMNB
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6/18
2020

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