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Nathan @Hogdini Houston, TX

I have 4 dogs and 3 cats. There's a reason most people don't. Desk job to pay the bills, Dog trainer/foster to keep my sanity.

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Joined Twitter 6/22/09


Shania Twain's real name is Shanamuel Clemens
Retweeted by Nathan19: can i buy a bottle of vodka? USA: no that’s illegal & irresponsible 19: can i go $50,000 into debt for educa… https://t.co/XkY9XPApya
Retweeted by Nathan @Whooping_Jane https://t.co/0Oq1IKAFaIthe based spartan guy and his daughter definitely fuck https://t.co/1J9QeKn6jz
Retweeted by Nathan @karenehowell https://t.co/7DzZ4soGw9Our original flight today was cancelled but they rerouted us through San Antonio and now we’ve landed in Houston (b… https://t.co/wwA9aP0ux1 @chuckinthechat https://t.co/Zm8ZvzfejaHer smile in the end, we all felt that. 😭 https://t.co/6uiqhpyTU4
Retweeted by Nathanwhen the doctor tells you to go see pagliacci https://t.co/yzZVWOeVzO
Retweeted by NathanWe’ve been misusing “pull yourself up by the bootstraps” this whole time. It’s literally, physically impossible —… https://t.co/iKrVSRc1y2
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8/18
2019
@MouseEaredWorld You’re me from yesterday, except Citrico’s for Narcoossee. https://t.co/Do5r4mJ9KvThe U.S. don’t even have the health insurance to cover the booty demon you will get from eating this https://t.co/G23j2veoxu
Retweeted by Nathan @CooperSBeckett “Pic” not pick. And one more https://t.co/IjXwTalDhg @CooperSBeckett Trust your gut. You made the right decision. Jack Russells are frequently in a “class” of their own… https://t.co/H64oe9w3qbThe ghost of Paul Walker made this happen https://t.co/8yAm4Chgeg
Retweeted by Nathan @wakefieldreport https://t.co/p7ludUP8bi @themeparktrash @jodidercolee https://t.co/qnSLbwEQHA @JoEllenNotte Reporting for duty! https://t.co/MxTcKMmDNW @SaraKateW https://t.co/IciDM9OrKQ @thelovelygirl You probably already knew this but it was a surprise when I found out that Brie Larson was as well. https://t.co/10Isq10F3I @nachdermas https://t.co/3SQJCIF1TS @hotdogsladies It's worth noting that the birds only eat the pulsating eye stalks which contain the larva. The eye… https://t.co/FJbmG3ZfF2
Retweeted by Nathan @danbenjamin @hotdogsladies https://t.co/k97mwDLIQjwhy does nobody who brings a flag to a rally iron it beforehand? it looks like shit.
Retweeted by Nathan @JoParkerBear https://t.co/9kDp40gcnT @nbajambook @ahammTNT A different generation indeed. @zzgator https://t.co/t4P9GVahsj @annalyngraceful https://t.co/O503nv7JFOThis just made my day tbh https://t.co/NLjCCxmO7W
Retweeted by Nathantummies out for aphrodite https://t.co/AewDoGxOp9
Retweeted by NathanThe only “barstool sport” I care about is reaching underneath and finding a coat hook on the first try without looking
Retweeted by NathanI love everything about this story and would happily purchase a very short audiobook of it read in the voice of Ros… https://t.co/59XJjQYQPW
Retweeted by Nathan @RunDangerRun @sonyahuber Even better is when people treat “Sell By” dates as an expiration date. https://t.co/CAvXBVuGmcWhoops I have been called OUT https://t.co/xmFAKT4MC4
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Retweeted by Nathan @JodiWishMN @JulFromFL Yes, she said the breeze was the only thing that kept her from a protein spill. She’s 50+ so… https://t.co/avNph4H7Mo @JodiWishMN Not what you asked but FoP made my wife sick after only a few seconds and she had to close her eyes. Ho… https://t.co/iAnE4OmqNC @Schmoofy https://t.co/IdBDMxX4IKSitting in Dr's office w/news on about Dale Jr surviving plane crash. Old lady next to me says the Lord was with hi… https://t.co/5swtUnCgGK
Retweeted by Nathan @dead_rn She is an expressive one-eyed girl.A few weeks ago I left a cicada shell on my colleague’s desk to scare her. Today I came in to find this on my desk… https://t.co/oUdjIdtkgr
Retweeted by Nathan @iveoftensaid @InternetHippo https://t.co/yORSQ44g0S"fuck off, cat proof" https://t.co/w89QO5mNJ7
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Retweeted by NathanI have no words #MNSSHP https://t.co/84pjDEmwvj
Retweeted by Nathan“I’m a little fat bird, SEEMINGLY very vulnerable to predators. But! I have a special defensive modification: I loo… https://t.co/fgt3B3fPeA
Retweeted by Nathan @DCAlover https://t.co/FV7c7cA13U @MIZ_PHD https://t.co/lHvJXcGvt7 @jeffheimbuch @barryunderurbed FeltLife... https://t.co/8qnuvQWkOIClearly @barryunderurbed has a type. https://t.co/hekDSkwvFc
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Retweeted by NathanHey folks, we are okay! Broken rib and a bruised lung here, couple broken ribs and a concussion there. But the fact… https://t.co/lDdhEbLGTL
Retweeted by Nathan @zandywithaz @mattytalks https://t.co/mXPGX9jUq9 @AtDisneyAgain @WDWRAH Fun fact (yeah, that’s the ticket), I was visiting WDW when Atlantis came out and saw it in Downtown Disney. @AtDisneyAgain No, born in 83 so I guess just an ornery teenager who wasn’t interested in those stories.TikTok is okay pt. 2 https://t.co/KLOH30Ue8y
Retweeted by Nathan @dead_rn The many faces of Wink! https://t.co/Nl5gmDmizG @WDWRAH @AtDisneyAgain It’s been years since I watched it but I don’t remember Treasure Planet being terrible. @AtDisneyAgain Pocahontas, Mulan, Hunchback, pretty much the 5 year period after Lion King.😹 https://t.co/jj0vX8efch
Retweeted by Nathan @MIZ_PHD @marissatweeting https://t.co/VDO1zDoGdt @DefiniteDisney ...but which Disney Springs garage does the dog prefer? @Jayceek14 @DevinCow https://t.co/Se3s7dnX5e @christyj1204 @DevinCow https://t.co/ZbGYQ22pgr @JustinPeticolas @NickMarek Meh, not everyone can go in October. This is similar to selling Christmas Ornaments in… https://t.co/l6AY2MY0sdLiterally no one: Magic Kingdom tonight: https://t.co/p62b6Xs0Hh
Retweeted by Nathan @FurburgerMayor https://t.co/0gonjjirxn @narlstrom I showed this to my wife and she asked “How did he know that it was Slash?” As if Slash could ever be inconspicuous. @davidalangrier https://t.co/O8SXzT9pup @pagingdanvers https://t.co/65hg5vl9jq @HelloMsPoison @KatAtDisney Be sure and watch the behind the scenes of it. https://t.co/sbNjH84ncL
8/17
2019
Magical. https://t.co/W7puTAqXqz
Retweeted by Nathan @pagingdanvers https://t.co/vNdVmeOrf0 @IQ_Adventures Sending you and the Fam best wishes from MNSSHP. Will be riding Splash Mountain in an hour or so.It’s Friday, I’m on dialysis... time to play #Hialysis where we see who the most famous and/or interesting person w… https://t.co/AhjsE2bnOy
Retweeted by Nathancarnegie library workers unionizing with the steelworkers is so beautiful I can barely stand it https://t.co/m6eNvCnvs1
Retweeted by Nathan @vib_ola Remember the alternate ending of butterfly effect that involves an umbilical cord? Well, that.This makes me so happy https://t.co/3K7UebeQQf
Retweeted by NathanThis nigga yawned into a tittiee😭😭 niggas be like: https://t.co/1aqIOxGEsb
Retweeted by NathanBefore we buy Greenland we should take care of Puerto Rico.
Retweeted by Nathan @SelenaCoppock https://t.co/dgGOhVVdTv[DJ voice] ARE YOU READY FOR A RECESSION!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?
Retweeted by Nathan @mattliptoncomic @DanaSchwartzzz https://t.co/3vhi6gAZ0ONever forget the greatest Ben Shapiro takedown video already exists https://t.co/W2zhzNYidR
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8/16
2019
@RPetro24 Yes. I rode it 3 times today and I enjoyed it more when I looked for the orca, kite, elephant trunk, eagl… https://t.co/aeVVkbvCr7OHHHH YEAHHHHH 🐻 #BearyKool https://t.co/VCoH366Qt1
Retweeted by Nathanopen for a cute surprise https://t.co/zdT9qvoT1s
Retweeted by NathanSound on. https://t.co/ut5MWZGHm3
Retweeted by Nathan @jjl_ice_yard Thank youhttps://t.co/uMUQcRZBXK Pam and I did the Star Wars VR experience at the Void in Disney Springs and it was amazing.… https://t.co/hR80gI3FTj @jjl_ice_yard I tried riding Avatar yesterday but I was too...ahem...”tall” to get enough clicks on the ride appara… https://t.co/1a4v8R0l48 @cyndymw Thanks. I’m okay as long as I keep moving but I’m sure it will swell and I’ll get stove-up once I sit down for any period of time. @mrcoaster1 https://t.co/EOokv2kQhQAt least I waited until Thursday of our vacation to tweak my knee. How you might ask? Attempting to scoot a chair t… https://t.co/WKURFDe2bj @SarahMackAttack “La La La....Not Listening!” https://t.co/sZH9abeARoLet me make one thing clear: I am a dog person. Whether Goofy, Pluto, or Nelson @Pompey as proven by this video. I… https://t.co/1Z9EJbzMvy
Retweeted by NathanWhen y’all on your first date and the waiter says “two days in a row huh” https://t.co/P9dEFw9gb3
Retweeted by Nathan @TomAmityCorless @mysticflights https://t.co/XytEwOtsjKFree shipping. With any order… https://t.co/giTPErsamH
Retweeted by Nathan @Doctor1Hundred Fluffy
8/15
2019

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