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Nathan @Hogdini Houston, TX

I have 5 dogs and 3 cats. There's a reason most people don't. Desk job to pay the bills, Dog trainer/foster to keep my sanity.

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Joined Twitter 6/22/09


Brand new #hysteria— ⁦@GraceParra360⁩ @michaelaWat⁩ & ⁦@DanaSchwartzzz⁩ join me to talk the complexities of female… https://t.co/GR4Fbu3fe0
Retweeted by Nathan...that Jussie Smollett muted goodness. https://t.co/N8tt04CGoRIt’s nice to see so many conservative folks taking an interest in the #JussieSmollett situation. Thanks for genuine… https://t.co/oNC0lqXtLf
Retweeted by Nathan @HoCoHowie Hmm, she’ll have to get back to you on that. https://t.co/KQYnGqyR3F @mcnees At first I only saw the reply to your original tweet and thought, "Hmm, I guess Clifford the Big Red Dog di… https://t.co/NTsh0yc0k2 @IQ_Adventures https://t.co/ihg3vSlJKPGood Morning from Joy https://t.co/2lsf5xGqzuWhen you are Old AF I guess this qualifies as comfy. 😴 Minnie 😴 https://t.co/XpunirZI8Y
2/21
2019
@Kevidently https://t.co/1REZmcXu0I @rachelfaith97 It’s too bad they can’t do a “John Wayne Playboy interview” on that statue. @MiklCraw4d There’s still hope that some paleo tards will miss the memo and think that rotting carrion is part of the protocol. @ClueHeywood https://t.co/MmpfIGFoI9 @anamariecox https://t.co/J9LjHd3Cpe @thesarahkelly Boy Scouts of America, although affinity has dwindled. @DisneyFoodBlog https://t.co/VXZhMliTcTPeople who quit antidepressants are often left to deal with scary “discontinuation symptoms” with little to no supp… https://t.co/2JMQgvILoX
Retweeted by Nathan @thesarahkelly @lilgreenkc This prompted me to dig through some old photos. My family must have been allergic to ha… https://t.co/Cxrp5MdM9FHe used significantly fewer spreadsheets than I do on a daily basis.My dad's family sometime in the early 60s. My dad may have been holding the camera, who knows. I have the same stat… https://t.co/L5bXmj8MXV @thesarahkelly https://t.co/6TmZw8AUwH @Mandalea85 @nytimes https://t.co/4ts3wHRkYU @nytimes This article is orbiting me
Retweeted by Nathan @QueenBbecT https://t.co/7e7YrUV7eQPreach. https://t.co/thgicfwR6B https://t.co/BtKJwzMT4S
Retweeted by Nathan @AngrySplashLady https://t.co/tqN1BtbHpG @AngrySplashLady https://t.co/LXDq9RAty2 @AngrySplashLady https://t.co/amwXs5PlmMI've never heard box wine referred to as 'cardbordeaux' before and it's the best thing I've heard all day.
Retweeted by NathanOk, did you assholes get together and ask, “How can we make this THE worst Black History Month ever? I mean let’s… https://t.co/tBwCZhCcgv
Retweeted by Nathan @plwhit49 @NBCNews @NBCNewsBETTER It helps the profits of whoever paid nbc to tweet this.
Retweeted by NathanMy one-eyed dog HATES tv dogs. This makes watching TV difficult at times.https://t.co/l8564s48ni
Retweeted by Nathan @rachelfaith97 https://t.co/EOv9nWc2hS @thesarahkelly https://t.co/us4a6F918wConsider a fortune of $100 million. Wealth tax only applies to $50 million of it. Assuming a 5.5% annual return (in… https://t.co/OMXbYTBokD
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2/20
2019
@ebruenig https://t.co/hkDyIq3QjO @2hrsAnd7mins Would that be crocksplaining?me: lol I saw that on twitter them: what’s your twitter? me: them: me: them: me: them: me: them: me:… https://t.co/UI6fjfaqNh
Retweeted by NathanSomeone on Warren's staff deserves a raise. https://t.co/8PThJttlAm
Retweeted by NathanEmma Thompson quit a film after John Lasseter, the Pixar co-founder accused of sexual misconduct, joined https://t.co/3rb6VYJt9c
Retweeted by NathanStill one of my favorite pictures of Anna. https://t.co/6aNlEX6PJqReally need the two cats to stop trying to sleep on my legs while I’m trying to sleep: @BM4RM914 https://t.co/8m7gBxhuHm @BM4RM914 https://t.co/nT35auZmiXalright, i’ve finally decided what kind of guy i want to become! i want to be one of those guys who claims he could… https://t.co/i5Hanf9Jv6
Retweeted by Nathan @averybigbear @Nicole_Cliffe I listened to an old Gilbert Gottfried podcast today and they referenced My Mother, Th… https://t.co/UugIneQsPW @Nicole_Cliffe My Mother, The Car would assuredly treat women with more dignity than Aaron Sorkin will
Retweeted by Nathan @WarAndCoffee @mekosoff I think you mean sheets, but don’t cut holes in them.I’d love to subtly seed a rumor like “Swiss family Robinson treehouse set to be cut down due to special breed of te… https://t.co/X3iLTNGepJ
Retweeted by NathanAlso conference calls, dumb stupid all hands on deck meetings, and Twitter https://t.co/xiN3TNo2H3
Retweeted by Nathan @sarahchristine It ain’t cheap but Fedex closes at 9-10pm and opens at 7am. Card stock available. @AKimCampbell https://t.co/zz5Sk4jbBm @MrFilmkritik @flipcritic https://t.co/ATDTrYCOxn @j_legally https://t.co/fDT54ICMcf @FiBelleFi https://t.co/1fKdGlNH1B @rachelfaith97 https://t.co/LVaMPC4rQi @silly_emily3 @waltshaub https://t.co/gLqlwSL68E @waltshaub Dammit. Don’t go!!! 😭
Retweeted by Nathan @Iouisavontrapp For the record, the gifs that appear when you search Gangsta’s Paradise are subpar. I’m pretty sure… https://t.co/7N7u8jwUl9 @Jake_Vig 🤷‍♂️ @fivefifths RIP your gut. @ThankYouKeyzus https://t.co/yiEWHrP7of @Iouisavontrapp Dr. Perry T. Cat says that he’s never heard of such a thing. https://t.co/fbOjtB7wdF @macgregor63 Excellent. Glad you have her and that she seems normal. Congratulations. Happy to help if you need any… https://t.co/mTDOQbXRKN @ItsSamG https://t.co/wJFyg9SLI7 @michaelianblack https://t.co/yv0vFtg9fYWashing jogging pants with towels and dog beds to own the libs. 😬I have to admit, Schooled, the 90s Goldberg’s spin-off is pretty good. Guffawed at the Sex Ed episode.https://t.co/znz2CCi2QBHe’s a whiny baby. 😭This critter was not groomed by the mobile groomer, although I’m pretty sure he groomed himself today. https://t.co/pU19Kd22qo @Mikaela_wild https://t.co/H2kF00zEaN @Drrramina My fear of quicksand originated from this Atari game. https://t.co/mWKuFr7eEI @Drrramina https://t.co/sEbDYgMAMW @macgregor63 Here’s one resource with some descriptions. https://t.co/Lp3JOLrcqR @macgregor63 If dogs miss human socialization within 4+ months of birth they will be different. @macgregor63 Just checking, does she exhibit any feral-type behaviors? Cowers, afraid to be around people? Overly s… https://t.co/E1A666dkcoJoy rocks the Doc Emmett Brown look. https://t.co/obdafJBHsyJoy also got beautified. She was crated when I took pictures earlier. https://t.co/g7K3LKvwnZ
2/19
2019
@TheBeatWithAri @AriMelber @LilTunechi https://t.co/r6xpYjlBSN @TheBeatWithAri @AriMelber @LilTunechi https://t.co/2diBO40oE6 @bjhiggins @Kevidently https://t.co/pU026KMwlW @Kevidently https://t.co/1og2zHhhgF @jeannathomas Oh god, literally drinking Whispering Angel now to get it out of the house. 🤦‍♂️ Leave her alone peop… https://t.co/SnoFX30KT6Some little girls got beautified today. https://t.co/E5S6zpe4mO @IanKarmel https://t.co/3Q1bRL25bUI’m Lissette and I’m a freelance artist and design professor in NYC. I enjoy working on concept art, 3D visualizati… https://t.co/BGDzLFzx7p
Retweeted by NathanPerry likes anything that means a long weekend. https://t.co/qREnugIosc @BeschlossDC Let’s hope no one takes that as a challenge. @pineappleweave @amandamull @scabbyscribe56 She’s right. I grew up in Arkansas, live in Texas now. It is geographic… https://t.co/C08Uw06xNkWill someone tell the Australian Emily Heller who is using my email address for her job applications that it's a 'n… https://t.co/vCPfPD08B3
Retweeted by Nathan @rachelfaith97 https://t.co/Ifj17JsuNg @amandamull https://t.co/GWV3Mc8MEoWhen 4 of your dogs are getting groomed, it makes sense to use a mobile groomer who comes to your house.Perry the majestic kitty. https://t.co/klB1kqfppWAs a couple you should own a minimum of the following: -one nothing wrong with me -two nothing wrong with me -thre… https://t.co/Zex1w99xdP
Retweeted by NathanEver notice how when we give money to rich people or companies it’s called subsidies but when we give money to poor… https://t.co/5al6u40air
Retweeted by Nathan @DrunkAtdisney https://t.co/s1LWnKwCu1Introducing Goof-heehee https://t.co/x2B75JTf2N
Retweeted by Nathanthe avengers could’ve beat thanos if they had Little John https://t.co/scriwQ2V5m
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2/18
2019

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