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Nathan @Hogdini Houston, TX

I have 4 dogs and 3 cats. There's a reason most people don't. Desk job to pay the bills, Dog trainer/foster to keep my sanity.

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Joined Twitter 6/22/09


Buttigeig: I'm a basic white guy candidate BUT GAY. Biden: I was your favorite President's best friend. O'Rourke:… https://t.co/R5UGvy0Ofr
Retweeted by NathanPerhaps I should have changed out of my work clothes before pressure washing the patio. https://t.co/TY8oOcICtU @thesarahkelly D.C. Skins, and the mascot is a fat white guy playing pickup 3 on 3 without a shirt on."Get an education. Better yourself!" (tuition triples, income stays flat) "Can't afford college? learn a trade!"… https://t.co/w4RVOWU4VT
Retweeted by NathanI’ve paid off over $70,000 in student loans. I hope no one else ever has to.
Retweeted by Nathan“There’s no way to pay the vast amount of employees at the parks $18-$20/hour” you charge $4.50 for a bottle of Dasani, figure it out
Retweeted by Nathan @ashleyfeinberg He should have a guest contribution every day from a different woman that he sexually harassed. @ashleyfeinberg https://t.co/UTNHPUYXF3Nobody: Me: HERE’S A GIANT THREAD OF TIKTOK CATS https://t.co/63vWLNwCKs
Retweeted by Nathan @teachforshoes @LouisatheLast @philipaklein What if I told you that a corporate tax structure that allows corporati… https://t.co/H4MA1cdqu9 @DerekBortles @teachforshoes @LouisatheLast @philipaklein ...says the guy who was happy to let Notre Dame cathedral burn. 🙄 @foxysera @summeranne (Spider-Man Pointing GIF) https://t.co/5ZPqO8Ev6w @teachforshoes @LouisatheLast @philipaklein I have a BSBA in Finance.“Cancelling student debt would be unfair” might be the dumbest take I’ve ever heard. I paid mine off but I want my… https://t.co/IGJrT4HBTo
Retweeted by Nathan @teachforshoes @LouisatheLast @philipaklein This is akin to people opposing food stamps/SNAP because recipients mig… https://t.co/RwZk4Iqqll @teachforshoes @discreet_music @LouisatheLast @philipaklein https://t.co/9HlVCVgaXT @teachforshoes @LouisatheLast @philipaklein Wait for it...what if business owners who missed out on debt forgivenes… https://t.co/X8ymQJqIEE @philipaklein Man, fuck this argument. “I suffered, so you should suffer too” is for frat hazing, not for government policy
Retweeted by Nathan @mead0r @darth She has LOTS of personality. ;-) https://t.co/4BKcLRVafb @cahmehron https://t.co/RHSUyv5Ujo @amandamull Second favorite is asking whether they have (insert item here) in New York like they do in Georgia. @mead0r @darth That’s awesome. Wink approves. https://t.co/PFMfN9fe45Minute Clinic confirmed that it is viral, not bacterial, and not strep. So, other than some mild inconvenience, thi… https://t.co/uj02zE29AQBran: (says weird shit) Sansa: ... Arya: ... Jon: ... Daenerys: ... Sam: ... Davos: ... Brienne: ... Jorah: ... Tyr… https://t.co/pSZiLghgFA
Retweeted by Nathan @EvolBrew https://t.co/xvDrF8FSKSOk, people on reddit are making fun of this but I think it's cute as hell. https://t.co/RBHczx6upC
Retweeted by Nathan @DrJenGunter https://t.co/5rPC82lmW5I enjoyed this birthday card and thought I would pass it along. https://t.co/AED9Zgd5yII’m pretty sure that something alien in nature just came out of my sinuses. 🤧 https://t.co/L1sDm5p9Dy @GraceSpelman @HelloCullen Bran sticking his dick in the weirwood tree. https://t.co/nCmwAPSeAr @ColeyMick https://t.co/9wWWs5EjmSNobody: Tormund: https://t.co/ZZ6A2bmzTv
Retweeted by Nathanthey should’ve never given us the internet. https://t.co/VQ7MLyWINc
Retweeted by Nathan @stevenk11011 @juliaioffe https://t.co/1sGXz9v6Gtthe least realistic thing about game of thrones is how productive the meetings are
Retweeted by NathanFeeling like trash. https://t.co/L1sDm5p9DyBr*t E*ston Ell*s is right: there is no millennial culture. Certainly nothing that compares with the superior ‘80s… https://t.co/jvILsmGwhn
Retweeted by NathanJon: My name, My Real name is Aegon Targaryen Dany: Who told you? Jon: Bran *Next episode* #GameofThrones https://t.co/LTQzxi0hwM
Retweeted by Nathan @thesarahkelly https://t.co/EsBM78OIgU @thesarahkelly https://t.co/JKlXMQFVur @hollyhub Thank you. You too. And happy birthday. @classiclib3ral https://t.co/jTtk9TsWuZWho came down with a sinus infection while using a couple days of PTO? https://t.co/ZGtPw5GjwRWho did this to Jesus 😩 https://t.co/bwCyW6RPvC
Retweeted by Nathan @mechapoetic Very true.I found this graph extremely helpful. https://t.co/2rFQ6O1kO2
Retweeted by NathanThe Roman soldiers that crucified Jesus seeing him walk out his tomb on Easter Sunday https://t.co/97PwJkJvE1
Retweeted by Nathan @mechapoetic I think his biggest complaint is the never ending hot-shotting they did. Consolidation was inevitable… https://t.co/Ssao5RunjB
4/22
2019
Happy easter https://t.co/1ZCmCW1MXn
Retweeted by Nathan @DrunkAtdisney Has anyone died from the queue there? Or just on the ride? https://t.co/GJ3L66LlkgThanks I hate it!!! https://t.co/YCF7H8tFWL
Retweeted by Nathan @hotmesslex18 You can still pee and flush using the water in the tank of the toilet.Happy Passover! https://t.co/0GRgTi031M
Retweeted by Nathan @Jonesy_donkey https://t.co/JQNJ2H15Zi @ditzkoff Double plus good.This is white peoples Wakanda https://t.co/k7k0LbNSiC
Retweeted by NathanMy 8 year old nephew has had everything handed to him without effort and he and his parents got mad that we hid the… https://t.co/Py5m29ksrt @kathbarbadoro https://t.co/iSP20ZlzOM @EvolBrew https://t.co/TpN3ZtT0Jp @RaisingLasVegas I like having my ringer/vibration alerts off entirely and just letting the watch notify me when a call/text comes in. @DisneyMoose https://t.co/oCTO0OejoQSometimes we don't get the Sean Connery we want, sometimes we get the Sean Connery we deserve! https://t.co/LgLIFbg4Pe
Retweeted by NathanI said it before and I’ll say it again: It’s not ok to seek Russian help in your campaign. It’s not ok to use mat… https://t.co/Pu7fkWi96i
Retweeted by NathanDorothy Christians on Zbornak Easter 🤜🤛 https://t.co/k0UVhKV334
Retweeted by Nathan"What if Lord of the Rings was about environmentalism?" You mean the series that literally has walking trees attack… https://t.co/NB1Oz4B1M4
Retweeted by Nathan @clarabellecows @rachelfaith97 https://t.co/sZYJfpsnhRPerry is a prim and proper kitty who tucks his paws under him. https://t.co/HWYDu6NGxlHe is Risen https://t.co/jlhNNG8qqb
Retweeted by NathanMargo using the scratching post while Wink tries to convince Margo to spring her from the crate. https://t.co/RTQAYkbyc2 @kathbarbadoro https://t.co/dDvnkYPLsFFeds will seek 4 months jail time for Felicity Huffman for bribing her daughter into college Tanya McDowell got 12… https://t.co/tiBM1ekVSo
Retweeted by Nathan @kivus Keuchel is available. https://t.co/3Yj1FJBn9EI hope this video makes your day 😊 Wait for it! It's worth it 😂😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/Um2v5hJ7mv
Retweeted by NathanShout-out to Jonathan the tourtoise! The picture on the left was taken in 1886 when he was already 54 years old! H… https://t.co/3TV82uk9On
Retweeted by NathanMy latest: https://t.co/pc3UPEOuv4
Retweeted by NathanThis chart is so great, everyone should use it as a Twitter banner. https://t.co/NChCruIoKi
Retweeted by Nathanhelp I found the worst one https://t.co/9m477AE9BD
Retweeted by NathanHow Much You Need to Earn to Buy a House in Every Major US City via @Thrillist https://t.co/dCqBodw3Ky
Retweeted by Nathan @SheRatesDogs https://t.co/Pq6sAgH5rl
4/21
2019
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Retweeted by NathanAfter being repeatedly refused an abortion, she waited days until the heartbeat stopped. The contents of her womb w… https://t.co/3cTkBf3dl9
Retweeted by NathanThe dangers of a heartbeat law - like Ohio just signed into law - are demonstrated in the death of young Savita Hal… https://t.co/ETbD1lYhsa
Retweeted by NathanIt’s hard to celebrate 4/20 when so many people of color are still being arrested for pot. We have to do better. Le… https://t.co/2NhaGL1vgB
Retweeted by NathanThis is how lighting can affect a per-frame exposure time Due to the increase in the amount of light entering the… https://t.co/xiNMDKFjte
Retweeted by Nathanwith each progressive season of SVU Olivia Benson whispers more often. soon she won’t speak normally at all
Retweeted by Nathan @pattonoswalt he blocked me because his son kills dogs :(
Retweeted by NathanI took my iPhone 7 to the Apple store to have the battery replaced. It wouldn’t power on when they did the repair,… https://t.co/FpDAiO4qk1 @RikSwizz It’s pretty awesome. American Standard 9035254.295... https://t.co/Ya9rbZnPAnNo, she didn’t. And you KNOW she didn’t. You’re counting on people not watching the clip to stoke dumb hayseed outr… https://t.co/qGNFzTF0Nb
Retweeted by NathanRead ⁦@annehelen⁩ on the “Fixer Upper”/Baylor University/evangelical megachurch alliance that’s remaking Waco, Texa… https://t.co/161ScYNMwB
Retweeted by NathanAre you completely confused about the difference between “collusion” and “conspiracy”? If so, congratulations – you… https://t.co/3Yn3ssWGbA
Retweeted by Nathan @lizchar @mekosoff https://t.co/szJsnxozAOhttps://t.co/96HsfJbImt
Retweeted by Nathanken starr can suck the country's dick https://t.co/2lzSL9bCJA
Retweeted by Nathan @whitneyyadrich @TheComelyAlpaca https://t.co/nwhTKiH6xR @ellliphant https://t.co/ogtXMeImUl @threestringer @DreamfinderGuy https://t.co/XHws1okZqyThe shower head saga was resolved with the advice from a Home Depot employee and a pair of channel lock pliers. Her… https://t.co/PDNxn4ycMr
4/20
2019

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