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Oinkenshtabben @HogSandwich Rethinking life choices

Writer, librarian and bitch elf wizard. She/Her.

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Joined Twitter 4/29/09


@veryheathmiller OOOF my wizened heart
2/29
2020
@jeffvandermeer I just figured out how to get you to australia. ALL THE WEIRD BIRDS JEFF @aliwilgus oh noooo, Warlock Wizard @beckycloonan ummm plsdoes anyone remember when i had the official @sweden account for one week and the government decided to end the ent… https://t.co/gVG6l67Srp
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2/28
2020
@Robbotron @cityofperthlibrary ! Goddamn that would have been helpful info to add @veryheathmiller https://t.co/RRAYEUiNrYCan I ask a favor of my booky friends? I'm currently in charge of the work instagram account and if it does well I'… https://t.co/oupGi1ZIYt @TheBloggess this is why pretty much anyone goes to church though, right? @ShinyGlitterBug might have been great, great uncle. before my time, definitely @ShinyGlitterBug my great uncle died from a broken neck when a woman jumped off a building and onto him :/ so yep, you aren't paranoid
2/27
2020
@MARIADAHVANA The inbox of the Beast @swinsea https://t.co/DKDKa86FyQ @swinsea ....dont like that, sir @vandroidhelsing Oh hey, this cropped image is just slightly penile @axtang Not you though, youre classicThunder rumbling quietly for the last few hours, cannot sleep because im waiting for the one earth-shattering thund… https://t.co/pRHramliwzMe: gif should be pronounced with a hard g because the g stands for graphics My friend: the p in jpeg stand for pho… https://t.co/9Zi6xQjsbP
Retweeted by Oinkenshtabben @drewsof @nkjemisin don't read my stuff after reading a Jemisin JESUS DREW @drewsof @nkjemisin I CANNOT deal with my current amount of jealousyMisery loves company and if I have to know this exists, y’all do too https://t.co/6YkrJ7zDHN
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2/26
2020
@misterkristoff Wildly overdue. I have librarian-rage at how out of touch the CBC lists tend to be, nice to know theyve started catching up @thatparisburns https://t.co/2KHHcgLjMK @thatparisburns Lawd in heaven @edwardjgrugiii @swinsea To be fair: legendary way to go @swinsea That was a serious *checks watch* five minutes of weather @Maharetr IT SMELLS SO GOOD @LadySmaug @MARIADAHVANA This is timeless https://t.co/Dn8vxNz1IaI’m a mother of six, and a Mormon. I have a good understanding of arguments surrounding abortion, religious and oth… https://t.co/yvGrui3KJN
Retweeted by Oinkenshtabben @annaspargoryan https://t.co/vasasqzfGG @LouisPeitzman Totally "Colors of my Life" from Barnum. @brentalfloss knows what I'm talking about. @MARIADAHVANA also: girls who proclaim themselves to not be like other girls :/ :/ :/ It's a very damning phraseDear women in their early 20’s: if a man tells you, “you’re not like other girls” hear me when I tell you, this mea… https://t.co/IEuIJ3MPLf
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2/25
2020
Can I ask a favor of my booky friends? I'm currently in charge of the work instagram account and if it does well I'… https://t.co/jHV7QdwR3Q @team_daddy "Unskilled labor" @frogd Oh man :( I dont feel like people think often of the sheer SCALE of loss possible in a poly relationship. So sorry.bert https://t.co/tiDqsSNpIA
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2/24
2020
"Fucking salad of a man" is my new favourite insult https://t.co/4wBqfBUZ67
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2/23
2020
@wavingpeople sure :) what day is good? @seelie_wight ironically!Relationship ended today. I'm -okayish. Freaked out but okayish. I have no idea if this means I'll be spending more… https://t.co/cPl2aJjy3n @Adaripp OH GOD ADAM @annaspargoryan marry her
2/21
2020
@Wangleberry Extra-enthusiastic recommendations for Gideon the Ninth. She's sweary and scrappy AF. https://t.co/rcTkwf7UqT @lunar_scope @DemonTomatoDave The one i want you to read Dave is Gideon the Ninth. Admittedly, main character is yo… https://t.co/HKZvxzCHuMIf you like watching Liz Warren eviscerate Bloomberg over his behavior towards women, might I suggest: Giving her a… https://t.co/QNlWI9SnyJ
Retweeted by OinkenshtabbenFor those who are into SM, you should know that colourpop are cheap and EXCELLENT https://t.co/BGCu5E5G31 @courtenlow The best
2/20
2020
@swinsea Its pretty much literally what happens if a pavlova collapses in on itself @swinsea Well if its Eton Mess in the current sense then it probably is an Eatin Mess5 of 5 stars to A Girlfriend’s Guide to Gods by Maria Dahvana Headley https://t.co/nPMUETRfjz
2/19
2020
@drewsof Its all good! Mine was a good deal larger than yours so thats to be expected. Do what you got to do and godspeed @DemonTomatoDave @brentalfloss Honestly, the night is young @AlongsideWild Yep, read that too fast. Still agree @steveyknight @thecatreviewer Legs Eleven @AlongsideWild Agreed. Cats are far more talented killers :/ @frocksnfroufrou They have regular plussized models scattered in throughout and its normalised really nicely @frocksnfroufrou Hang in there, i think youll like it! @monstacle One of the best things that’s ever happened to me is my very welsh grandma recounting the story of how s… https://t.co/yoOQbR5J2B
2/18
2020
@drewsof do you have a word-type software that will let you read comments? @annaspargoryan love you annaMy dad is in New Orleans for the first time and called me with a childlike sense of wonder I have never heard in hi… https://t.co/hJqfvRGWEH
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2/17
2020
@jimburnsdave Fucking legend @Sirandsubbie @WhoresofYore all I see is Mendo https://t.co/BxlYmkyAQa @SimonMiller316 Simon sweet baby I don't understand ANYthing you just said @kuangrf I'm very soothed by this, it's nice to know "idiot" and "phD candidate" can exist in the same shell @mojojay @lemmings_ To be fair, Guy is out here still looking 25 @mojojay @lemmings_ Coming in to go HAI GUYZ we're old @rubyinnes @zacwhall another underappreciated genius @SamSykesSwears Interview with the Extremely Goofy Vampire
2/16
2020
@abcperth He escapes in a hangglider? @misterkristoff Petal @misterkristoff And in YOUR case, im guessing 11 or 13 @misterkristoff 7. Honestly, im feeling like i need to hurry up and make some bad decisions @perfectbebop NICEget your girlfriend what she REALLY wants for Valentine’s Day give her a BLÅHAJ shark from IKEA
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2/15
2020
Oh your "brain" is acting "illogically"? It's meat with electricity inside what the fuck did you expect
Retweeted by OinkenshtabbenI put on so many oils and lotions that when I go to bed I am a legitimate slippery eelSubmitted a Thing to a Thing. Chewing all my fingernails, wish me luck O_O @BenRussells Oh jesus Ben this is a cursed tweet @frogd I didnt go because i couldn't find anyone to go with :(Australia leads the world in few endeavours, but we got this one covered https://t.co/3lKhwSToDS
Retweeted by OinkenshtabbenBringing back this classic https://t.co/3kvg6zBeWH
Retweeted by Oinkenshtabben @ksawyerpaul @HardinCrowder @GailSimone ALSO VOTING SAGA https://t.co/xmPdT3vifz @swinsea He voluntarily brought this group of people together, this is on him @rokudo I see you @swinseahttps://t.co/jBSKhXObce
Retweeted by Oinkenshtabben @Nnedi (#librarian) Can I ask who you'd consider to be an Africanfuturist alongside you? @TheEvilChris I will ride or die for Kilmer Batman @ericsmithrocks you are an incredible sucker for punishment. @DemonTomatoDave my christmas copy of the first Diablo was the size of a small coffee table, I treasured that box for years
2/14
2020
@thatwearwolf YeeeeeeeeahhhhI have literally one person in my timeline who tweets about basketball, why in hell does it keep trying to push NBA advertising at me @brentalfloss focus on mom. Dad will mostly dislike you out of principle at least for a while @perfectbebop No regrets. MVP10 Albums to out me as a failed goth: Batman Forever Lost Highway Romeo + Juliet Marilyn Manson - Mechanical Ani… https://t.co/UXVzBwz843
2/13
2020
@drewsof @tazmuir @TorDotComPub Goddammit i still have to wait like a normal plebian and i want it BAD
2/12
2020

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