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Comedian. Breaking News. Satire. Humour. Politics. Free Speech. A Libertarian Legend . Also Tweets in German/French Tweets expire after 7 days. Generation X

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Joined Twitter 10/12/13


hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha https://t.co/9wMyKzrbrJEveryday, a hundred more angry Sudanese, Eritrean, Afghan and Somali young males arrive. Look at the violent, squa… https://t.co/jxEH8BgNlh @severeweatherEU https://t.co/wbt2VqHwB7
8/6
2020
Eight members of the Huddersfield grooming gang who appealed their convictions because a juror in their trial carri… https://t.co/iMklg3BZTi
Retweeted by Old Holborn®What is actually supposed to happen when a Brit returns from a holiday in Spain and goes into quarantine? Someone I… https://t.co/dqKbvhqOOy
Retweeted by Old Holborn® @zenjk0 A little https://t.co/HbwaFvbnN5Corbyn lives on https://t.co/0WsF5UhWtmPlease, do not send cash. The Government of Lebanon will simply buy a new Bugatti. https://t.co/McGNcYDAWH @hiltonholloway "Conveyancing Clerk, part time" @BlokeNarwhal Careful. "ghetto"White privilege is taxing every citizen Britain for owning a TV, regardless of whether you watch it or not, then br… https://t.co/fMWw6577Tv"The forms were too complicated. So we didn't bother" BBC News - Holiday shock: 'We were stopped from boarding our… https://t.co/P07iqhcD1k @zenjk0 Nice, but too far north for me.Keeley Bunker's killer moans about 'being blamed' as bodycam video shows arrest https://t.co/g0MtASpqIW https://t.co/byFjDwczMz
Retweeted by Old Holborn®Erm..... https://t.co/bve9PTqUGZHundreds of responses. Thanks. So why aren't you living where you want to live? Think life is a rehearsal? https://t.co/WARXnYqBiX @King_Sobieski1 @Thenutward @WileyCEO Woud you like the state to intervene? That usually works well."garden party" WHERE ALL DA WOMEN AT? https://t.co/Bbdtbisk7A @salemzorro @WileyCEO To be frank, the same applied to every soviet dissident. @Thenutward @WileyCEO They are. They can. As I said - interesting.Interesting. @WileyCEo is now an "unperson" Instagram, Twitter, Facebbok, Youtube - gone. Ironically, half of t… https://t.co/bvdqRl6EM2Wiley has now been removed from YouTube https://t.co/neGkHcbxws
Retweeted by Old Holborn®From the producer of most of the things that go bang in the Lebanon.... https://t.co/8lCoBZ6sWH @CivMilAir https://t.co/sLY7Wrck0JIt's 2020. You can live anywhere you want. Where would you live?Arsenal to sack 55 staff as COVID-19 hits revenues https://t.co/6ZW9mBxJIe https://t.co/JlC0CdBjkK
Retweeted by Old Holborn®Only a third of Britons are back at their desks compared with three quarters of Germans, Italians and Spanish. Fran… https://t.co/88RwTJWk74
Retweeted by Old Holborn®BBC News - Twitter hack teen's court date 'Zoombombed' with porn https://t.co/45GBPHAMsTMan convicted of rape and murder of friend in Tamworth after night out https://t.co/DhWSkipDDUOne to remember. #Beirut https://t.co/sY88A9OuGy🔴 INFO - #Martigues : Le feu qui a pris hier après-midi prés de Martigues, à l'ouest de #Marseille a été maitrisé e… https://t.co/lRTjj2xjCJ
Retweeted by Old Holborn®#Fire erupts in #Ajman, #UAE. Residents report plumes of thick, black smoke billowing out of a souq. @gulf_news https://t.co/UvDmSofhXR
Retweeted by Old Holborn®Mayor of Luton resigns after flouting lockdown for party before surge in cases https://t.co/KvPulz6sKD https://t.co/dDFUQH2wLw
Retweeted by Old Holborn®She is not the victim here. https://t.co/FK9uUcpRnaWhen you're going through hell, keep going. #BierutExplosion https://t.co/bQvanInfHHAirline vows to pay for your funeral if you catch coronavirus when flying with them https://t.co/rZc464m6z4
Retweeted by Old Holborn®Old school dark memes We love them https://t.co/1STEt6CiL9Despite choppy conditions at sea, another boat carrying migrants has been located in the Channel and brought to Dov… https://t.co/viMbFSuzNO
Retweeted by Old Holborn®The Ammonium Nitrate at Beirut Port was there due to a complex legal dispute. A story of the legal wranglings is on… https://t.co/NF0T9MRoTk
Retweeted by Old Holborn®Two alleged killers today (weds) denied stabbing a promising teenage footballer to death. Francois Kablan, 19, who… https://t.co/0vEupXGsjZ
Retweeted by Old Holborn®#BREAKING Macron will travel to #Lebanon Thursday after Beirut blasts: French presidency @AFP
Retweeted by Old Holborn®lol https://t.co/n8maexo7cBLargest downturn in 40 years: Swedish economy takes coronavirus hit https://t.co/F6FU0n27To
Retweeted by Old Holborn® @SoftLeft97 Quite. There is already a queue of people trying to leverage influence - French, Chinese, Iran, EU. I… https://t.co/gdGhRQaZypPointless. "Have we any ambitions in Arabia, Dyden?" "Difficult quesion, Sir" https://t.co/xo2vr0Yi8yWhen you #EatOutToHelpOut today, do remember that Rishi isn't actually paying, your grandchildren are...
Retweeted by Old Holborn® @the_grieve @joginandtonic Take the ferry to Italy and drive up through. Borders here are a nightmare unless you ha… https://t.co/g7TY5jF1kIGroundwork! patio requires laying again! I have a patio comprising of around 90-95 natural 900x600 stone flags that… https://t.co/Go56VbsU5D
Retweeted by Old Holborn® @joginandtonic Getting there. Not fluent yet. @McmurphyRanke They had a soft lockdown, not no lockdown Gatherings of over 50 people are still banned, plus loads… https://t.co/NNSuAU7efFI like the Lebanese. Here you go. https://t.co/pEbn51PyPSOne million people who arrived in the UK between March 13 and lockdown on March 23 contributed to the pace and scal… https://t.co/8ImQLflVc5
Retweeted by Old Holborn® @AndrewSowray Politics here is a strange beast, I'll give you that. @MancinSofia https://t.co/wXGe1kZ0ubRumours that Bulgaria's Prime Minister will resign today.....oh... https://t.co/ZnaZF7ks2i @tameraktas I fully expect the EU to fund the rebuilding of Beirut port, via a huge loan, repayable to Siemens, Hoc… https://t.co/7cJEWtljkzThe Government's “inexplicable” decision to lift all border restrictions in March “accelerated” the pandemic in Bri… https://t.co/5na7oK6hOA
Retweeted by Old Holborn®*popcorn* https://t.co/vD26fbrVCJYou semi-regular reminder that more of the UK’s land is made up of golf courses than housing. Less than 6% of land… https://t.co/S05DzEnPTy
Retweeted by Old Holborn®He didn't pay half, you fuckwit. Our grandchildren did. https://t.co/PZEH2Ik8KqWaiting for the usual suspects to say that the Beirut Bang was due to "racial inequality and inner city deprivation due to Tory austerity" @IANSONPJ The stored fireworks next door were the catalyst. Hence the two explosions2700 tonnes of Ammonium Nitrate stored at Beirut docks. Next to a fireworks depot. And set off by someone welding… https://t.co/7lr4HX3KjAFoto's van vanochtend tonen de enorme verwoesting van de haven van Beirut. Economisch centrum van de stad, levensad… https://t.co/AMGOmqX6SJ
Retweeted by Old Holborn®The #BeirutBlast was so huge that it literally carved out a part of the land. Aerial view 👇 @akhbar https://t.co/sFzbybVKFq
Retweeted by Old Holborn®This is almost as cheap as P&O https://t.co/P3wQC5OFNnIllegal migrants are being offered the chance to cross the Channel for as little as £500 a head by people smuggling… https://t.co/8M7IDP2SaK
Retweeted by Old Holborn® @DiyWest Wait until you see the buses and taxis. @LlamaRa1n3 This is the first year I've actually had to take the car with me to get a new MOT. Bloody EU. @baggy_80 It isn't the cars, trust me. I've seen driving here you woudn't believe.The UK has gone insane. Councils can demolish contaminated buildings under new powers to stop second coronavirus… https://t.co/UsUYarbYD9MOT done. "do the lights work?" "yeah" "Pass. £10 please" I am not joking.U.S. coronavirus fraud losses near $100 million as COVID scams double https://t.co/nEjdzSbKjg https://t.co/eSIfhLI9o0
Retweeted by Old Holborn®Sentences to be reviewed for killers of PC Andrew Harper after claims they were too lenient https://t.co/pVvwYRoB6n
Retweeted by Old Holborn®Man who was planning to propose to his girlfriend set flat on fire after lighting hundreds of tealight candles befo… https://t.co/ti8HD6c7I3
Retweeted by Old Holborn®Starship takes flight https://t.co/IWvwcA05hl
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8/5
2020
BREAKING There is somebody on this planet with this name https://t.co/JBo6p7Io5h
Retweeted by Old Holborn®Louise Mensch deleted the bannon tweet
Retweeted by Old Holborn®Don’t bother, I’ve already reported myself https://t.co/q7nUYsCVs3
Retweeted by Old Holborn®General Secretary of Lebanon's Kataeb Party, Nazar Najarian, has died due to the blast in #Beirut. https://t.co/c8UOWLPPRJ
Retweeted by Old Holborn®https://t.co/s5UMWU9rdEhttps://t.co/IWMjT2jYWW
Retweeted by Old Holborn®Have you ever considered putting your knowledge and passion about a certain subject into words? ✍️ Learn how to wr… https://t.co/nR8b7uAMdW
Retweeted by Old Holborn®Meanwhile.... https://t.co/2ylARboSbF @albedopoint9 ah. Thanks"in 8 seconds..." https://t.co/YVJBEZFWfTExhibit B, your honour https://t.co/DTGKI8WzxZExhibit A, your honour #TwitterNutters https://t.co/f6DPvlVkRGhttps://t.co/DD1Lmkdc9ETin foilers so far: Israeli nuclear missile Hamas weapons dump Secret nuclear sub exploding STOP. IT. YOU. MENTALSTurn right here, mate https://t.co/kXMk5qwMCNHow to donate blood in Beirut كيف تتبرع بالدم في بيروت https://t.co/RbcXlVSab6EU retirees to be lured to buy homes in Greece https://t.co/fqS9SyvHN1
Retweeted by Old Holborn® @BurnsideNotTosh Slowed down https://t.co/Bl0IpZfnq6
Retweeted by Old Holborn®Aftermath in Beirut https://t.co/BeSJYgt0zKYou are all mental.Industrial fireworks storage https://t.co/tdPfzXxSzmhttps://t.co/uEcwECHNHf....and the tin foil nutters are dribbling already. CALM DOWN.
8/4
2020

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