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Comedian. Breaking News. Satire. Humour. Politics. Free Speech. A Libertarian Legend . Also Tweets in German/French Tweets expire after 7 days. Generation X

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John Bercow’s hopes of a peerage have suffered a potentially fatal blow after his most senior former official filed… https://t.co/zKQmnuhESU
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1/23
2020
@MuseeRodin Wait till I tell you what abolishing slavery cost.....It's not the end. But it's the end of the beginning. About fucking time. https://t.co/euaHqBuB6Khttps://t.co/eAVRjsfVpZBBC's John Ware to sue Labour over Panorama investigation https://t.co/70YFUUAnvh
Retweeted by Old Holborn ✘The 48% put up a good fight. They can be proud - quite rightly - but democracy won - quite rightly. Now get shit d… https://t.co/dZSkpkTrVG#Islington BREAKING: Two men have been stabbed near to Costa Coffee in #FinsburyPark, north-London. Met Police s… https://t.co/U298yk41q6
Retweeted by Old Holborn ✘yes. If business wants it, business can pay for it. https://t.co/H7tpVjSBQ2He flew to meet her in a private jet. After driving to the airport in his Aston Martin. https://t.co/ilBP7gOaibMigrant boats: the Home Office says extra patrols on French beaches, drones, specialist vehicles and detection equi… https://t.co/Rv3s9jgba2
Retweeted by Old Holborn ✘Cue the meltdown.No more bearded children being sent to the UK so "families" can join them later. https://t.co/To0inPolueUK is out. No more hurdles. https://t.co/EU0143ZepKUK's Heroin trade wars are about to take an interesting turn.... BBC News - Smuggling arrests over transport of '1… https://t.co/MFWslhYwY7If you don't come from a wealthy family--make one
Retweeted by Old Holborn ✘ @evolvepolitics One million jobs? A Wind turbine is a gearbox up a pole. Bloke changes the oil and brake pads twice… https://t.co/IwWgMt0dqt @badassday You absolute dangerand no advertising budget. Smart. Very, very smart. https://t.co/iUxN49ZHP2 @wearehulllkr @RolandFSmith GasAs a woke black handicapped Lesbian, I agree. Until the exact moment their rights become more important than mine… https://t.co/1cbSlbbN32Well, @realDonaldTrump is spot on here: "They predicted an overpopulation crisis in the 1960s, mass starvation in t… https://t.co/KTmlUbINkl
Retweeted by Old Holborn ✘Wind showing its phenomenal success as a means of keeping the lights on [NOT] at a stonking 0.98GW. Meanwhile we're… https://t.co/i6ZB2AgbLX
Retweeted by Old Holborn ✘Boris asked what shampoo he uses and answered it as only Boris could https://t.co/7F445ooIM4
Retweeted by Old Holborn ✘Python were woke well ahead of their time https://t.co/9qsBZnBniyDas Innenministerium widerspricht dem Menschenrechtsausschuss der #UN und sieht im #Klimawandel keinen Asylgrund: https://t.co/4jdPVS4xyf
Retweeted by Old Holborn ✘It's coming.... https://t.co/cuvViwsQdx"The Glorious State will: House you Employ you to do nothing Feed you Clothe you Own you" is not aspirational. It… https://t.co/ofZhj1VBfAhttps://t.co/WOefPvoFr1STOP EATING BUSHMEAT https://t.co/P5nmxDN1MkBREAKING: MPs reject all five amendments to the Brexit bill from the Lords https://t.co/mbpkpDN1dT https://t.co/56a8SqwVKS
Retweeted by Old Holborn ✘UK and French border officials have dealt with over 100 migrants in small boats attempting to cross the English Cha… https://t.co/agZqaZc0m6
Retweeted by Old Holborn ✘Translation: I would silence you all if I could. https://t.co/k2KA6brT0ESCREAM: DAVOS IS A SHILL FOR THE UNELECTED TO RUN OUR LIVES AND STEAL OUR MONEY Purr: Oh, Greta is at Davos. Hope… https://t.co/XCZSNIubwm
1/22
2020
"in Hackney" https://t.co/RdyXKwKp3wLast woman to sit on that throne was murdered. By a man. (so I hear. Never watched a single episode) https://t.co/eQyR4QMuq2https://t.co/UigeMgA70kYou should demand an election https://t.co/1vf4PYjVr7OVERLOAD: metro cops found 58 school kids squeezed in a 14 seater minibus https://t.co/zEf3QJ7jao
Retweeted by Old Holborn ✘Visiting from Sweden? https://t.co/o11K5bXnqc @godblesstoto HahahahaBin it. A useless vanity project. https://t.co/9y4vC8UfRZCannibalism, no wheels and human sacrifice? No thanks. https://t.co/1iERAr7v0zUganda's tiny Indian community accounted for 90% of its tax revenues before being expelled in 1972. They were permi… https://t.co/yh9U6c6ZdA
Retweeted by Old Holborn ✘Corbyn's staff still haven't updated the Out-of-Office from before Christmas. https://t.co/VX325QTCFa
Retweeted by Old Holborn ✘Let's play. I got zero. https://t.co/RL7N4ri8HuJess Phillips is out. @jack_herbert American politics has no message. American politics is all about power and the Lobby. It has almost… https://t.co/YCOzI4KK3qIf you want to defeat Sir Starmer, paint him as a Blairite. https://t.co/WapiK5Loz6Jeremy Corbyn is the most popular leader of the past century among Labour members (partly because a quarter don’t s… https://t.co/s1QsifCsUf
Retweeted by Old Holborn ✘Bloomberg has spent a fifth of a BILLION dollars on adverts last week. Half a billion dollars spent last week in to… https://t.co/shPiP8d4z4See you there, Alan. https://t.co/QXLFrDBEZr
Retweeted by Old Holborn ✘Brexit is at most 250 hours away. #brexit
Retweeted by Old Holborn ✘The Mayor of De Panne (Belgium):14 migrants on board small boat capsized off the coast, 6 have been found alive and… https://t.co/sw4CTNz932
Retweeted by Old Holborn ✘ @PutinRitz It's isn't "overwork" It's what monopolies do. Become sloppy and careless. and very, very expensive. @Holbornlolz "Estimates published last year put the total cost of outstanding compensation claims at £83bn. NHS Eng… https://t.co/x6lWe56EiD
Retweeted by Old Holborn ✘ @Dan_GoWhistle https://t.co/rMXqpNbuNL£83B in unsettled NHS negligence claims. 83 BILLION POUNDS "envy of the world""If the tax payer is being fleeced, I want my slice of the cake. Vote often, vote early" https://t.co/Nb7QXhaY87
1/21
2020
Any news from @peoplesvote_uk ?You have the right to Free Speech, like the rest of us. You do not have the right to an audience. Like the rest of us. SIT DOWN.There's banter https://t.co/yWYAAslyFBI remember when the SPD in Germany pretty much ran the EU. Now behind the AfD https://t.co/fMDARlw1bgSo we all agree, @LozzaFox is the next Bond, right?but... https://t.co/lrcFyiGYEBGermany’s federal police force relaxes its recruiting requirements in a bid to attract more EU applicants. 👮‍♀️👮‍♂️… https://t.co/GV1J5mATUR
Retweeted by Old Holborn ✘ @AndrewSowray @hotels_bulgaria "List every time you have watched a TV programme not made in Russia and name every c… https://t.co/e7hdKFzed7The three victims of a triple stabbing have been named locally as Harinder Kumar, 22, far left, Balijit Singh, 34,… https://t.co/2SvDRCwrmf
Retweeted by Old Holborn ✘Dem Yoot bussup ma shank n peng chicken, fam https://t.co/cpP0fuaUQ2 @itvnews *cough* https://t.co/Qt3uFJJe5IGLORIOUS LEADER, 5 YEAR PLAN, BUMPER HARVEST, TRACTOR PRODUCTION https://t.co/N1mFMDsWcHWizz Air launches cheap flights from Sofia to St. Petersburg - https://t.co/f9AzBTRD5Z https://t.co/iNt2ay9Uix
Retweeted by Old Holborn ✘Trade. Not Aid. The simple mobile phone has done more for Africa in the past ten years than 50 years of Oxfam bill… https://t.co/jfcBN5lnF5 @MoleJourno Bristol ChannelPolice called to reports Stop Brexit man punched in the face near Downing Street https://t.co/ctGFw0jgXa*cough* https://t.co/DGEvyItYgzKeir Starmer has said it would have been a 'dereliction of duty' for him to quit Corbyn's shadow cabinet. The probl… https://t.co/kSxiBM73sQ
Retweeted by Old Holborn ✘Maltese minister quits after husband linked to journalist murder suspect https://t.co/xXXy3p6DAmTranslation: How to stop Turkey and Russia grabbing the oil and gas, and yet how to back Greece grabbing it instead… https://t.co/AQKF6Hky4BDO IT. https://t.co/D5Pro6JZDu#BREAKING: Populist Party quits government in Norway over repatriation of ISIS woman and her children — AFP reports. https://t.co/4zrwXbk6Sh
Retweeted by Old Holborn ✘Another unlicensed Comedian. WHEN WILL THE POLICE ACT? https://t.co/hRlGnEn3gLJust been to the gym and now I smell like a relaxed pheasant https://t.co/bNAAY4qJ3h
Retweeted by Old Holborn ✘ @CrimeLdn fucking hell.Valerii Berezkin was assured by his recruiter that if he and his crew were caught smuggling #asylum seekers across… https://t.co/qJrM3bybKY
Retweeted by Old Holborn ✘Murder investigation: 17-year-old boy found by police this morning with stab wound dies in Southampton hospital, A… https://t.co/HVP3aMmT1h
Retweeted by Old Holborn ✘Two men arrested after three killed in London https://t.co/xW2AXnA1Om
Retweeted by Old Holborn ✘BREAKING: Details emerge of horror stabbing https://t.co/x64E20xZOf
Retweeted by Old Holborn ✘British Transport Police say a man in his 30s has been stabbed ‘multiple times’ on a train travelling between… https://t.co/vxoD7XgrAF
Retweeted by Old Holborn ✘but... https://t.co/ooypGW8EFwNo one in work should receive a penny in state benefits. Stop subsidising poverty wages - let the employers pay pr… https://t.co/TMq289UFfqThe best bit about the #laurencefox story is the @EquityUK Twitter account https://t.co/4xkzKcFmZU
Retweeted by Old Holborn ✘Widespread throughout the social housing sector. Housing cheat caught renting council flat in Whitechapel for year… https://t.co/4odedlldkKLondon changed when Labour imported Somali and African "vulnerable male youth refugees" to "add diversity". They b… https://t.co/R8PhR8f0au#Redbridge BREAKING: Three young men have been stabbed to death in #SevenKings in east-London. Met Police say al… https://t.co/tYzrtJX8O6
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1/20
2020
Scenes from @WillMcCaffrey 's party https://t.co/db7QMxQpMOCrew Dragon separating from Falcon 9 during today’s test, which verified the spacecraft’s ability to carry astronau… https://t.co/a8JPWtA9SE
Retweeted by Old Holborn ✘ @Holbornlolz https://t.co/qbRMO9D9ug
Retweeted by Old Holborn ✘Welcome to Twitter. A person who does not understand humor will contact you shortly.
Retweeted by Old Holborn ✘Elon Musk gets shit done. Watch the haters come.It works. https://t.co/4a5IlSMXej
1/19
2020

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