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am I basic or is it a bit? even I don’t know at this point • IG: ellie_schnitt • business inquiries: isabel@twowestentertainment.com

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@MichaelaOkla sometimes they get their appendix out and do it while on drugs for fun
10/20
2020
if you ever see me with my hair in a side braid or wearing a hat just know it’s 1000% because I tried to push it an… https://t.co/mxefwpAjxyhttps://t.co/R1kIsNm0ib @1ofmylitlemoods couldn’t be me @badboychadhoy good choice that’s a song that doesn’t get enough respecthttps://t.co/DqxH3hsr2J @MichaelaOkla @matchu_chutrain wait remember how we got in like kind of a big fight about this @racheljbacon I like this one actually @cameron_kasky me on top: so he calls me up & he’s like,, uhh I still love youuu and I’m like, this is exhausting,… https://t.co/V6Cej9vIWA @matchu_chutrain august would kind of slap idk @lilitimess so basically reputation @madisadreamer correctare there any taylor swift songs you can fuck to or are all her songs for crying, yearning, or some ungodly combo of the two @CarolineWilm1 I mean I wouldn’t call it soup but like, it is @HDparx ew why are u making it sound like cat food @CarolineWilm1 ooo so smart I didn’t think of the fact that there’s more than one meal in a dayhave just been notified of a cookbook that has a different soup recipe for every day of the year. and my question t… https://t.co/7FCQ6odvpu
10/19
2020
@MichaelaOkla spectrum can eat a dick it’s the worst internet i’ve ever experienced @AliDawn17 wait perhaps you’re on to somethingit’s so funny to me that like samsung is creating these amazing phones that do really cool stuff and people are jus… https://t.co/GK9XyAN749idk where my obsession with buying coats came from, like as a child I had One coat and I wore it until it got ratty… https://t.co/XFT57F4fDN
10/18
2020
cats can have little a salami, “as a treat” according to study done by cats https://t.co/w3VYTV5eRI
10/17
2020
@maggiecomplains still somethingI cannot believe that college me was coming up with 4-5 distinct, creative costumes for halloween each year and now… https://t.co/Td9AeZr6xj @kaylacrunchwrap this makes me feel better @sarahhhgibson the cold brew makes me shake idk why I cannot handle itI hate ordering pumpkin spice lattes cuz I hate giving the cool barista at my local starbucks the satisfaction of b… https://t.co/ORIPpqU3xJtrue story I was only at chuck e. cheese once as a child but I cried the entire time I was there because I was so scared of the rat @ginalureepel I can’t I’ll have nightmares @MichaelaOkla the full body chills I just experienced...I am so fucking scared of chuck e. cheese like imagine having sleep paralysis and you see that creepy motherfucker… https://t.co/TcD2OqsHnF @RayLewis1997 preciselyit always makes me laugh when people are like “you post way too many selfies” like ?? sir it’s my instagram, who th… https://t.co/Pm5KXOvRNA
10/16
2020
twitter was down and if you didn’t notice, congratulations! you have a healthy relationship with social media! can’t relate but happy 4 u @katecalvao yeah it’s nice :)I have zero thoughts in my head rn my One Single brain cell is just bouncing around happily, unencumbered @MichaelaOkla he was nervous 🥺
10/15
2020
@sheratesdogspod holly is me. you’d be shocked how many people think my name is holly @jasminericegirl why are u the sweetest angel of all time @MichaelaOkla 7000 year old mummified corpse, 17th century consumption-ridden prostitute @MichaelaOkla I like our nicknames for my men. old man and slut are my personal faves @MichaelaOkla that’s true you’ve had to look up 17 different men that i’ve liked for 3 mins each @MichaelaOkla you don’t give us the handle either!!!im so sorry im going to delete this and I feel for her but holy shitmy friend is currently crying over a white rapper who can’t make her cum....... I had to leave the room im currentl… https://t.co/Ui4IVZMWYX @sheratesdogspod @jordanrappoport @matchu_chutrain me toothat’s me!!! send questions 🥰 https://t.co/QvpicUGVu3
10/14
2020
@MichaelaOkla very pumpedlast year was my first bachelor season and this year is my first bachelorette and I personally feel im going to lik… https://t.co/PaJXl1JEH6 @MichaelaOkla I long for death. @MichaelaOkla mom 💓🥺 @ginadivittorio gina you look like a disney princess @cowboij you’re so pretty 🥺🥺 @holliegiella skinny emo man who gets overly excited about snow? what’s not to love @HDparx hotis it late enough for me to tweet that jack skellington is hot? cuz i’m aware he’s a fictional character and also a… https://t.co/DW5vJium0b @MichaelaOkla you didn’t text me back and i’ve been scared watching this show for 2 hours 😞 @Murphy_CM ok this was rude @FlimfloomVEVO hi cutie @l_hughesie ... im interested, what is thisis the haunting of bly manor super scary? I want to watch but I’m alone and also,, sensitive @CarolineWilm1 omg.. caught @mawisafulgiewi i’d say it works for me 30% of the timemy version of shooting my shot is just staring at my phone in the hopes that if I think about it hard enough I can… https://t.co/bFY1OZLto8
10/13
2020
@zsnowng but I miss screamin and cryin and kissin in the rain :/my roommate has now listened to “the way I loved you” 3 times on repeat should I be concerned
10/12
2020
@phunnish_Phil try to tweet good @rebccaryan 👀 @FlimfloomVEVO yes don’t forget to text me the address babe @thotobot101 grown out too lazy to dye it queen
10/11
2020
@JulianneRoller we just started dating a few days ago! bit speedy idk @justalize it’s just lipliner and clear gloss! but if you wanna be bougie the dior lip glow oil is incredible @itsmattfred I like candles that smell like cologne idk why @blackprints 🥺thank you @cameron_kasky do you play the alien game cam @ballofchlo omg I got it for literally $19.99 on sale at urban idk if they still have it but I purchased it like 2 weeks ago @_WaterIsLife_ @MichaelaOkla this is about michaela I won’t liehere is a picture of me listening attentively and lovingly while you explain your lil alien game you like so much https://t.co/RShW8HW9AHjust gonna say it. far too many seltzers on the market @valbonaxo I need a large hat that says I promise it’s allergies
10/10
2020
hm I haven’t wept in public in a while maybe tonight’s a good night for that @imbusythinking it’s an open note test baby im always here to remind you @khanslashblitzz had to make up for last night’s shenanigansmorning kids! pls do not plan your entire weekend around seeing a man you’re not dating, I promise it’s probably no… https://t.co/obSkNDt617 @MichaelaOkla the pipes.. the pipes are calling @skg_18 hahahaha im getting us both in troublethis is a joke! a follow up to the horny tweets thing! get it!anyway you ever have 3 glasses of wine and think hmm i’d suck a dick just for fun rn @haillllss I pretend I do not see it.. @juanjduenas @katecalvao hahahaha shut up @MichaelaOkla it’s a tough line to walk but I walk it @katecalvao https://t.co/Vw56CxE69USOMEONE (I will not say whom) just told me HORNY TWEETING is on brand for me. ME? i’m wholesome right?? pls say yes I’m hurt @_cinnamonro11_ my ideal man cannot read
10/9
2020
gotta say I absolutely do not want a man who is smooth with me. I don’t trust it! clearly they’ve had too much prac… https://t.co/xaFUuO6TIR
10/8
2020
personally I love the idea of drinking while also donating to a good cause, who’s gonna join me 🤓 https://t.co/eciVhoLxgb @SheRatesDogs oh my god mom it’s a guy from college chillshould I be allowed to hook up lmk https://t.co/ssqLmn3lysI actually do this IRL but it’s not because I’m being a dick it’s because I am so, so awkward and also sometimes it’s just funny @tropicanapussy what if that’s what they wanted all along
10/7
2020

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