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World expert in the ability to drop effortlessly into single file at the sight of an oncomer on a daily walk

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Joined Twitter 2/14/14


@KwCongressional He has tits ffs
7/12
2020
@CafeMuscato @susannah_stubbs Ah, his squeaky voice was his downfall. The talkies, eh!
7/10
2020
@hahildebrand "You know what the D.H. stands for? Dirty Hardbacks! (Eric Morecambe)
7/9
2020
@AkaPaulHoward @OHanlonRoisin @EndaEndamac95 Was it.... Rebekah Vardy? @MisterABK L'oeuf it
7/8
2020
@GuyDorrellEsq don't let your uncle hold the ticket though @AkaPaulHoward what are you talking about? It's been summer since April. This is Autumn now. @ladyhaja Look who's doing all the work. Bubba is just supervising @BowenBBC forget the car, that woman is TINY
7/7
2020
@barneyronay Same for Ireland. @juliansheasport @peterjukes Phonetically, Ommadawn is fool in Irish @DEHEdgerton @_Tom_Kelsey Top o' the world, Ma
7/6
2020
@AkaPaulHoward #bringhimhome @atrupar Boat owners. A quay demographic
7/5
2020
@RobGeorge @johnastoehr By what measure? @GuyDorrellEsq In the current pantheon of annoyances they are pretty nice people trying to make a go of something. Be kind. @GuyDorrellEsq But the battles not even won yet. @londonette @PeterMannionMP What's a Fossard?
7/4
2020
@jessbrammar Is that the Mayo "McCarthyist-Khymer-Rouges" or the Tipperary "McCarthyist-Khymer-Rouges" ?
7/3
2020
@peterjukes @NataliaAntonova for all the good it did her @MarkFrancois12 "would have been"? Surely you meant "was"
7/2
2020
@RyanairPress @CMOIreland @SimonHarrisTD To protect Germans?
7/1
2020
@BarringtonBrian Not allowed to care @MisterABK the audiobook could be "Kakophony - the diary of Samuel Poops" @ladyhaja the guy behind doesn't look great at it either. @MisterABK Marxy McFly
6/30
2020
@caitlinmoran and to prove it, some of the most racist people have black teeth @Cromwell606 in a wet market
6/29
2020
@WIRED The phrase is "Where ignorance is bliss, 'tis folly to be wise" @JulieCarJ Watch out "first-borns"
6/26
2020
@castlvillageman Ah, you left the best until last.
6/24
2020
@ladyhaja Never getting the fucking night bus again. @fieldskaren @NicLiamo SingleIn
6/23
2020
@AkaPaulHoward It's the rounding Shilton that makes it. @ladyhaja Saint white-us dance
6/22
2020
@AnaCabrera @peterjukes Measuring by weight
6/21
2020
@Anna_Dillon @JulieCarJ @AveburyNT @womensart1 @TerryMcElvaney @GarethOCal No relevant ones, but I'm not the one claiming that the scientists are wrong (or worse,… https://t.co/56HbGTadPq @GarethOCal Your qualifications sir?
6/20
2020
A hauntingly pertinent letter written by the great Sylvia Townsend Warner in 1946... https://t.co/xx3yTrRFh0
Retweeted by Jives of Others
6/19
2020
@nickheathsport We have an old chest from Eastern Europe that resembles an ornate coffin - affectionately known as Bram (after Stoker). @JeremyVineOn5 @Lord_Sugar @theJeremyVine For balance, will you talk to people who have lost loved ones, who do car… https://t.co/MTFjK3TahV
6/18
2020
@caitlinmoran @rafaelbehr Pretending the carpet was hoovered by a simple swipe of the foot through the pile.
6/17
2020
@JulieCarJ Apparently "the Lord is her shepherd". I think she misread the "Suffer little children" bit. @richardhorton1 @peterjukes Stretched it into a Stetson @chinarhyming the Bill and the Dross
6/16
2020
@caitlinmoran But definitely not a Cabbage White
6/15
2020
@theirishfor A rockery then
6/14
2020
@Nigel_Farage I thought you wanted to destroy the establishment
6/12
2020
@MarianKeyes Was adamant I would not mention it. @Telegraph @ProfKarolSikora Even if this obscene take is valid, it's the same all over the world, so your abysmal record is just as abysmal. @PrivacyMatters Ability to control use is challenging. They will also be careful of incurring liability for behavio… https://t.co/7ydwNKzYaV
6/11
2020
@arlenehunt @theirishfor I always felt it was onomatopoeic as well @atatimelikethis @peterjukes @pathogenomenick More like infected British returning from Italy
6/10
2020
@mrjamesob Why do we erect statues? If to inform future generations, why do we not erect those we despise? No, it i… https://t.co/6zWnwgFaF9 @SimonClarkeMP Your "Nation State" was founded by the Act of Union of Great Britain and Ireland 1801 - since reduc… https://t.co/jKQRX21ZrW @Peter_Shilton The argument that those opposed to a government should leave is the argument of Milosevic, Putin, Sa… https://t.co/7hmvVMUUXK @estellecostanza No way he wrote the word "provocateur"
6/9
2020
@FireWater__ @StevePeers Belfast, Derry @johnastoehr the use of commas as well @oonskie He obviously only "Philled" some "anthropos"
6/8
2020
@LozzaFox The fact that you regard genocide as a joke says everything about the validity of your argument. @MooseAllain John Wayne's casual disposal of one-drag ciggies in The Quiet Man would have had hordes of urchins fol… https://t.co/UVQRcHK4kB @StefSimanowitz @peterjukes @BorisJohnson @Schofe @hollywills @mvdct @CereinynOrd @afneil @JeremyVineOn5 @FullFacthttps://t.co/EQa2pfStDO @StefSimanowitz @peterjukes @BorisJohnson @Schofe @hollywills @mvdct @CereinynOrd @afneil @JeremyVineOn5 @FullFacthttps://t.co/tRTIsub5y4 @lionelbarber @campbellclaret It's clear they are members of the 1st Lobotomized Myopia Division "The Fighting Shite-hawks" @sturdyAlex It's almost as if he doesn't realise he is in the cabinet with the least diverse thoughts (all Cummings's) in some time.
6/7
2020
@daraobriain @Baddiel @simonblackwell Very nearly an armful @greg_doucette @peterjukes These are gangs. Pure and simple @RachelRileyRR 1 primary age child and 2 secondary school children is too small a sample to determine anything. It'… https://t.co/v2sgZt7ZSU
6/6
2020
@AkaPaulHoward Stately, plump Donald Trump came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of cheetos on which a mirror and some coke lay crossed.” @gymslip @OfficialDicka @SamCoatesSky Even with a 99% survival rate, if 50% of people get it, that's 300,000 dead… https://t.co/YknOZLVnWf
6/3
2020
@johnastoehr @glastris Ceaucescu
6/2
2020
@jfreewright @Cromwell606 Aw, that leaves only Ringo @David_Camerong @IsabelBamford1 @Eddystone506 If England was any good at government, the empire would not have been… https://t.co/5qan0q6v5e @MarianKeyes You're an absolute wagon for sharing that.
6/1
2020
@hampshirehogsfc @Cromwell606 The advice has led to the highest excess death rate in Europe. Almost 3 times the rat… https://t.co/JqTZJefGXI
5/31
2020
@hampshirehogsfc @Cromwell606 @europasaintsfc Where the fuck do you think they get it. How can the UK have lost its… https://t.co/CkZnP8meqf @RandyRainbow Preferred John Lennon myself
5/30
2020
@BeterOpDeFiets @PrivacyMatters More likely laziness in translation from US versions. US multinationals have a cul… https://t.co/0vqgcrDfJZ
5/28
2020
@StudlandBirder @MarkFrancois12 "the previous Bard". Got to be a shoo-in for Patriot of the day.
5/27
2020
@RoyalAlbertHall still waiting for my refund
5/26
2020
@RandyRainbow Roger would be looking up surely @mikeysmith @IanDunt Ally in the chair or not he'll never stay focused for 90 mins.
5/22
2020
@sineadkeogh @theirishfor I think I'll subh-tweet that @sommervilletv Yo Yo's law @PeterKGeoghegan @C4Ciaran True @PeterKGeoghegan @C4Ciaran Look at the grass growing up the middle. They're in the lane up to the farm. Stayin Home I guess.
5/21
2020
@BirkMatt Because we listened to epidemiologists @Channel4News Why not just give the date. No one knows when the battle of Agincourt (an English victory in a lost war) was. @DavidButtPhilip @caitlinmoran Thanks to @caitlinmoran. You have made my day. And thanks to David for sharing.
5/20
2020
@mims The ability to drop effortlessly into single file at the sight of an oncomer on a daily walk
5/19
2020
@theirishfor @hughanseo Pretty hard to distinguish that as French is a descendent of vulgar Latin language. Speaki… https://t.co/aYkG8ATsIE @CiraMhn What would be the legal basis of an employer collecting your body temp data? That is Special Category data. @DavidDavisMP EU know that if they give you some concessions on Fish you will fold on everything else just to get t… https://t.co/pVnoOgjWIM @JCE_PC @PrivacyMatters @EstelMP What is acceptable for a member state will not necessarily be acceptable for a thi… https://t.co/zknupF6F2h
5/18
2020
@amyohconnor @Care2much18 Anois an am do an Nuacht atá léite ag Maitiú d'Éamon @estellecostanza Joycean
5/16
2020
@goddersbloom @MarkFrancois12 Take 100 lines. "I must not insert superfluous definite article"
5/14
2020
@estellecostanza make your mind up. Is she called Jenny or Penny?
5/13
2020

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