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By 2029, I'll be drinking moon juice with President Johnathan Taylor Thomas!

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Penn Station 8th avenue between 40th and 43rd Literally any of those chain bars with the free happy hours https://t.co/sJNWuS3kZCTough day for this couple lmao https://t.co/MYaE65nyR7 https://t.co/o87uyPt1MZ
Retweeted by ///Does @TuckerCarlson want to walk a mile in my legs and then tell me whether or not I love America?
Retweeted by ///Definitely still has DeBabylon blocked LOL https://t.co/gX8Qp6iDGq
7/7
2020
Dunder Mifflinites be like, "I know a spot" and take you to their favorite New York pizza joint. https://t.co/y1aD57ZWG5
Retweeted by ///look at this comparison and tell me the Yankees aren’t bad for baseball https://t.co/eKV3w6jN68 https://t.co/UN6jW9sBbH
Retweeted by ///Only early afternoon, and I’ve already ran into two F’n Karen’s. #Karendemic
Retweeted by /// @JForma Amazing
7/6
2020
Still waiting to see and check in with my main man @NYPost_Mets! https://t.co/yG2gbo1Xu6
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Retweeted by ///For my good people with back problems https://t.co/q2cywTn3Wc
Retweeted by ///Don’t worry it’ll starve to death. https://t.co/mvh3VIqycW
Retweeted by /// @metsfanmurph2 do you think she purchased him boat shoes and made him wear them?
7/5
2020
Tony Soprano, Silvio Dante, Paulie Walnuts and Christophaaaa are THRILLED. https://t.co/VxoSfswTs2Remember when Pence went to see Hamilton and they gave a heartfelt plea to him? (Even asked the audience to not boo… https://t.co/ySe5TXmACgCharles Darwin was spot on. https://t.co/6awjKGD9E3McNeil Davis Conforto Alonso Cespedes Cano Ramos Rosario Nimmo If I got to call the shots. https://t.co/kHQrmAjDQWLet's kick the tires and light the fires, big daddy!This is what Mike Piazza did to stay in shape during the baseball strike, apparently https://t.co/OvEHGDAWV5
Retweeted by ///Remember if @TheRealSmith2_ can wear a mask and play first base, you can wear a mask at the grocery store. 😷… https://t.co/M1gWf3UwTy
Retweeted by /// @danreilly11 Been to both of those locations hahahaha.https://t.co/mnaYMQzlZt @steve_markham @hokiebeccaCFS @katiek485 @STR0 I'm the same way. I avoid active player gear. Never works out.Stroman just turned Puma into ashes. @metsfanmurph2 I want a team that celebrates prideI'd love to see the Indians change their name to the Pride and just do rainbow as their team colors. I'd buy… https://t.co/joBxorADeA
7/4
2020
Covid 19 be like https://t.co/fzAlw1NgoP https://t.co/jDClnE7rSLGuy has a bunch of dreams. But was he awake or dreaming? Welp, we don't know. https://t.co/PLbrgrIqNQBefore I watch Hamilton today, to make it feel like I’m in Times Square, I paid a person $80 for parking, ate subpa… https://t.co/QsBu1F7bsF
Retweeted by ///He should be forced to pay the Mets back with interest. https://t.co/8ykPvM9rT2 @MetsWes @Mets Keeps me up at night. @NJD107_ I learned from the best. #faceofmoney @thejulianbass The world’s gonna know your name!!!
Retweeted by ///if y’all can retweet this enough times that Disney calls, that’d be greatly appreciated https://t.co/GrKlIRxg3J
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7/3
2020
@free_dowlin_ I wouldn't say she's 100% correct. You can balance it. But expect panic attacks and lots of insanity. @free_dowlin_ Charlotte's daycare teacher is a sweetheart. She's been video chatting with all of the kids through a… https://t.co/lxHUg5PBVL @free_dowlin_ Heavy limitations. Only doing 2 kids per day care teacher rather than 5 so they're hiring extra peopl… https://t.co/smpqGgtR3R @free_dowlin_ Our daycare center isn't available right now, unless we can sign up for full time, which we don't nee… https://t.co/EzJkASFeIU @free_dowlin_ I do agree though: it has been insanely difficult. I can't imagine what parents are doing with multip… https://t.co/wImou9yDjw @free_dowlin_ Hahahaha amen.Found a bunch of BBB gift cards and coupons. 40 dollar air fryer/toaster combo for the new house. LFG. https://t.co/hrgRAOSgwv @metsfanmurph2 @JoelMetsNY Why would I waste my time driving 9 hours round trip?LMFAO. https://t.co/PkyNRPgbUDwhen you gain eight yards on 3rd and 24 https://t.co/koYRf0jfbT
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Retweeted by /// @JoelMetsNY Nah. My couch is fine.After 20+ years of wearing a mask, he's sick and tired of them. https://t.co/JFEGMBg3Ar https://t.co/UJQwvN6yyL @post_game8 no, that's his secret identify. Rally Man is still cool. That's how this works, right?Rally Man https://t.co/NciyXfqdyi @Cavey10 @MetsHomeRunGuy these days, I use the air fryer and toaster oven the most haha. Hence why I'm going to get… https://t.co/JGh485IaOY
7/2
2020
@Cavey10 which one is this? send it. NOW.https://t.co/9ctdkhAWcW https://t.co/Uw1z8eKg3D
Retweeted by /// @Metsochist4Life Get it. It's great. @PSLToFlushing Already shopping for a high end toaster/fryer combo @Kid__Craigi Worth it. Got a 40 dollar one from Walmart just to try it out and it's great. Going next level for the… https://t.co/Gd26OD7aitLet's be real: this air fryer is fucking amazing. I'm buying a high end one immediately.Hey @MrMet, first to blink loses.
Retweeted by /// @TomiLahren I just cut the seatbelts out of my car. I won’t be part of the left’s narrative about keeping some peo… https://t.co/sy10FSFMux
Retweeted by /// @TomiLahren Either smoke alarms work or they don’t. If they work, get rid of firemen. If they don’t, we should all smash them.
Retweeted by ///Either masks work or they don’t. If you’re requiring them because they stop the spread then reopen everything. If t… https://t.co/x0VywXf4Kj
Retweeted by /// @dmnck_dgstn @Yankees Yeah, but you can barely play wiffleballThere are doctors and nurses that wear N95 masks for 12 hours a day with no break. I suggest you get tested then as… https://t.co/d5VJdUVuKbJust finished my rewatch of The Office. They really did such a good job with the finale. https://t.co/6stRYX6BMJ
7/1
2020
No sarcasm: I really wish @realDonaldTrump had decided to sell #Trump2020 masks. Think of all the lives that could have been saved.
Retweeted by /// @7thInningZO Well, they said they would be here first thing in the morning. So that was great. @7thInningZO Oh yes. They showed up yesterday at 1pm to get it.
6/30
2020
https://t.co/yDJfHn3vQQ https://t.co/J3gnWIiKGsThe Mets after making all their signings today https://t.co/Db2oWtGohz
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Retweeted by ///this sopranos reboot sucks https://t.co/4QFJeBXksp
Retweeted by /// @jquadddddd Respect @7thInningZO I know. Young and dumb. @7thInningZO It's pouring. And back in my place. -___- They're getting a uhaul tomorrow morning. At least they paid me.
6/29
2020
@deanmcgowan They just came back. Bringing it back here. Sigh. Hahaha.They are coming back. Asked me to bring it back in. Dude lolol https://t.co/u4YMEgJz6HOH NO. This is where I go to buy records and fun stuff. https://t.co/vVaoUNDw7DNow that Mike Henry has consciously given up the role of Cleveland,I am publicly starting a campaign to voice the r… https://t.co/8VWlBJN8Ac
Retweeted by /// @7thInningZO salvageable. they're gonna have to do some stucco or something and then spray paint it. it's currently… https://t.co/VMBNkTvrEIThey've told me they're going to try to get a uhaul and come back tomorrow. But idk if they're looking to bring it… https://t.co/p0e8FVcvLONow they can't get it in their car. They came in a Hyundai Elantra or something like that. This is bad. Idk what th… https://t.co/0hNCx11gxBPut one of dressers online for sale. Dirt cheap to move it. A couple came and completely ate shit with it. Back cor… https://t.co/wNPdxpHv7YThis is tough. Inception or Django. https://t.co/4iAh67otZS @DrunkAtdisney Do they have reef donkey at animal kingdom?I miss the old days when a Karen was just the woman who flushed all OUR COCAINE DOWN THE TOILET, KAREN. WHY DID YOU… https://t.co/XynqaSTFXK
Retweeted by ///Masks are for sheep https://t.co/LEEa9pDMhC
Retweeted by /// @smugJLM You still never told me your shoot name.
6/28
2020
@AyyCotay I did a brief Marshalls run myself. Got some discount shampoo and soap hahaHow to second term https://t.co/WTuH277sUA
Retweeted by ///To work Kimberly https://t.co/jXzRrM3xjF
Retweeted by /// @AyyCotay They sell felines?I choose to wear a mask because it POSSIBLY will make my 6 y/o daughter’s life a little safer. Am I right? Who know… https://t.co/WVlpMwGBEk
Retweeted by ///this kid’s Star Wars impressions are next level https://t.co/Evko6I8izA
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Retweeted by /// @JoeBiden We are probably not prepared for the meteor either. How about we focus resources on the daily problems we… https://t.co/eoSYKPgyG2
Retweeted by ///We are not prepared for a pandemic. Trump has rolled back progress President Obama and I made to strengthen global… https://t.co/aizpFxnAw1
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6/27
2020
Did some turkey burgers and asparagus on the grill tonight. Can't wait for a backyard to do all of this!Wear your mask. Not difficult. https://t.co/IrqfOnFH4Z @free_dowlin_ I don't want to get my hopes up haha. @free_dowlin_ Alonso too. Dom Smith came into his own. Would be very happy with him at 1B. @free_dowlin_ 1000000%
6/26
2020

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