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houmamiss @houmamiss Nevada, USA

A seeker of truth.

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Joined Twitter 10/25/09

@kelly_rdc I want your input, too. I think I need to do it all over again. I could tell you a bunch of reasons whyโ€ฆ @ollieisyms It sure does! ๐Ÿ˜‚ @Chicagofan76 Okay, hereโ€™s the first run. Pick one or none... helicopter crew discovered a strange metallic object, 10 to 12 feet tall, embedded in rocky ground in Utah. Theโ€ฆ
Retweeted by houmamiss @JimInNC @kelly_rdc ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ˜‚ @kelly_rdc Itโ€™s the suckers that get to me. It bothers my mind. @MagicalOverload A big PASS. I hate that casserole! ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ @kelly_rdc No way I could eat that ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿ‘€ How would you explain this to someone?๐Ÿค” Good morning
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Retweeted by houmamissYou can put any of your dog's toys in a box and tell them they got a package, they really have no idea how the mail works.
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Retweeted by houmamiss @ArtIsMyPorn @BlindDefSlim What have I stumbled onto here? Thanks for the laugh! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ @ShogunnAssassin @Chuckles152 A big plan involving a huge simulation, kind of like the matrix. @Jmerk314 @Chuckles152 Me, too. ๐Ÿ˜ข I canโ€™t fathom ever doing something like that to anyone, especially my own grandmโ€ฆ @aylwardCA @ParZevil Oh dang, how could I have forgotten that one!? Great movie! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ @ParZevil Castaway @Tyler__Casper Anywhere in public. @MagicalOverload Itโ€™s a mood thing.Has anybody thought to offer a large bounty for a Dominion whistleblower? Seems that would solve the problem. Unlโ€ฆ
Retweeted by houmamiss @ScottyBseball @Chuckles152 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ @Jmerk314 @Chuckles152 It was awful. When she was still โ€œallowedโ€ to have visitors, the gf would linger around so yโ€ฆ @Chuckles152 Geezus, sounds like what my BIL did to their grandma. Swindled her out of almost $1M, told her he wasโ€ฆ @ShogunnAssassin @Chuckles152 The whole โ€œtv programโ€ thing only just dawned on me this year. Duh! Everything is programming. @Chuckles152 Absolutely @Chuckles152 Bruja ufo @Chuckles152 Yes and yes, and check this out... @Chuckles152 I donโ€™t even remember kindergarten. ๐Ÿ˜‚ @Chuckles152 4 Square and football. @Chuckles152 No one I can remember. I was never intimidated by kids in school. @ClutchMilroy @Chuckles152 Me either. @Chuckles152 Nope @Chuckles152 Not unless I somehow got implicated. @ArmadilloGPL @Chuckles152 ๐Ÿ˜‚ @Chuckles152 Les Sisters soul food restaurant in Chatsworth, California. GREAT authentic soul and Cajun food. @Chuckles152 Nope @ClutchMilroy @Chuckles152 @LauraSavino747 I would love it and take great care of it. I have no business having an elephant, but it might fareโ€ฆ @kelly_rdc LIVE baby octopus? ๐Ÿคฎ I love savory, too. Iโ€™ll bet you like bread dipped in olive oil and basalmic vinegar. ๐Ÿ˜‹
@kelly_rdc @JimInNC Yummmm ๐Ÿ˜‹ @MagicalOverload My cousin Trisha. We did everything together. ๐Ÿ’™ @QCrowfeather @MagicalOverload ๐Ÿ˜„ @JimInNC @kelly_rdc @JasperTheBirman @Chuckles152 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚My #favorite #holiday #treat #baklava #yum #dessert #food #foodporn #thanksgiving #alwayslookingup @schlichting1103 @angelgirl1077 Yes @angelgirl1077 Um, NO. @JimInNC @kelly_rdc @JasperTheBirman @Chuckles152 Depends is when it gets really real. ๐Ÿ˜‚Do whatever you can to be in as many joyful moments as possible while you're here. ~Pat Monahan @ train
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Retweeted by houmamissHey MSM, Kindly shut up Thanks, The American People
Retweeted by houmamissIf you voted Democrat you better not even think about bitching about lockdowns, higher taxes or lack of basic freedom. You did this.
Retweeted by houmamissI almost got Covid back in august, thankfully I made it back to my house at 9:58 PM, right before the 10 PM curfew
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Retweeted by houmamiss @JimInNC @kelly_rdc @Chuckles152 Send her this ๐Ÿ˜„ agree ๐Ÿ’ฏ! @sexyfoodbyme @MagicalOverload Oooo, I never thought of boiling the garlic with the potatoes. Iโ€™m going to do that. Thanks!Sounds like a recipe Iโ€™ll have to try. ๐Ÿ˜‹ @MagicalOverload Butter, sour cream, chives and garlic.Harry Styles - Sign of the Times (Official Video) via @YouTubeMuse - Hoodoo [HD] via @YouTube @kelly_rdc @JimInNC @Chuckles152 Indeed! We like our Jim. ๐Ÿ˜Š @kelly_rdc @Chuckles152 @JimInNC Picasso is why I donโ€™t understand art. I wouldnโ€™t pay a dollar for a Picasso. The painting I like so muchโ€ฆ @loverofsteak @Chuckles152 You need to add 50 cents to your username then. ๐Ÿ˜„ @Chuckles152 $20 @Chuckles152 I saw two moms duking it out in a parking lot over a parking space while their teenaged daughters cheered them on. @Chuckles152 Church @Chuckles152 Geezus you guys! ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„ @Chuckles152 People who act like your friend, take advantage of your kindness and then rob you blind. @Chuckles152 ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค” I canโ€™t think of any. @Chuckles152 @NukesTop5 ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ‘ป @Chuckles152 Cell phone. I like being able to call for help if I were to need it no matter where I am. Twitter is fun, too. ๐Ÿ˜„ @ShogunnAssassin @Chuckles152 @GermanatorV1 @Chuckles152 Nope, not even then. They just care about your tits, not your feelings. @ArmadilloGPL @Chuckles152 I was going to say Twitter, but this is my real answer. @ShogunnAssassin @Chuckles152 ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„ @JimInNC Iโ€™m not a great fan of painted art, but in a gallery in Sedona in the late 80s I saw a painting I loved. Iโ€ฆ @JimInNC Thank you, Jim. I thought so, too. ๐Ÿ˜Š#beforedawn #winter #morning #sunrise #colorful #cloudy #sky #skyscape #skyphotography #skyart #paintingsintheskyโ€ฆ!! ๐Ÿ˜‚ โฆ@ParryNormalsโฉ @ParryNormals This is interesting. @ParryNormals This made me cry. โ™ฅ๏ธโ™ฅ๏ธโ™ฅ๏ธโ™ฅ๏ธ
@kelly_rdc Weโ€™re warriors ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿผโ™ฅ๏ธ#chronicpain #Fibromyalgia #Dysautonomia #migraine ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿฝ
Retweeted by houmamiss @kelly_rdc @Tyler__Casper Thereโ€™s the cheeseburger @Chicagofan76 @Chicagofan76 @kelly_rdc Iโ€™m still thinking about it. Iโ€™ll let you know if I get a cheeseburger in there. @Chicagofan76 @kelly_rdc Yeah, but sheโ€™s all the way in Australiaaaaa and I have to be the photographer. @Chicagofan76 Well, I could work on that for you. ๐Ÿ˜‚ Seriously though, thatโ€™s not a bad idea! I bet a cheeseburger pโ€ฆ @TBryan70467710 @Butterfly6875 @kelly_rdc @JimInNC @krose61912 @Elijah_Perrin Thatโ€™s weird you two are just now getโ€ฆ @Butterfly6875 @kelly_rdc @JimInNC @TBryan70467710 @krose61912 @Elijah_Perrin I agree ๐Ÿ˜Š The snow really added something to the scene.๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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