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@pizzahut Bring back the Bigfoot pizza! @Dashiellllll @PleaseBeGneiss Ok, automobiles. Unless you mod the ECU (at the very least) you're not getting above 120 @ManipulateThis If I bash your head in with a mallet she's gonna fuck me up anyway @ManipulateThis What if I just stole your jacket? @PleaseBeGneiss @Dashiellllll Many cars are electronically controlled for a max speed between 110-120. Sorry to disappoint @NotFunnyJ @netflix That entire movie is fuckedDispatch: Tony's calling. He lost his credit card last night and now there's a $1,000 worth of purchases at… https://t.co/wCwD79S4c8
Retweeted by Melodious FunkTis The Season Live Tweet Tuesday! (That idea was stolen) https://t.co/3cuRv8n561
11/30
2020
I bought 5 Big Macs and 2 Filet O' Fish at this McDonald's and it fed 5,000 people https://t.co/jOlYKihoaT
Retweeted by Melodious Funk @tacotruckerface Happy early (or belated) birthday! @chadopitz This looks like you're all high and you've got the "just try to act normal" pose
11/28
2020
writer: it’s basically “Friends” but all the characters are Ross producer: didn’t everyone hate him writer: yea… https://t.co/TXAoBmHHmw
Retweeted by Melodious Funk @MrGeorgeWallace "Pick up your shit and leave" lollllllll @djbadboybill That Chi hoodie is 🔥 @NotFunnyJ @ManipulateThis I thought so, but that comment had me confused @djhollowpoint It's hilarious, then sad because the nfc east is atrociousAw shit I forgot about this one! https://t.co/BJLOnRUItphttps://t.co/twevMQD42m
Retweeted by Melodious Funk @NotFunnyJ @ManipulateThis ...so you haven't seen the wire? @ShanusMcAnus Ow my head the next day @shakewell your jaws
11/27
2020
I'm fine with it. Big girl for sure https://t.co/x0BCnQC0J9 @jpsoro Thanks! Happy Thanksgiving to you too! @djmarkfarina Legit looks like National Geographic photo @ShanusMcAnus Wait, really? What'd you think? @jpsoro I have 4 people and 1 group thread I text constantly, so they're always at the top. Nice feature thoughStill not over the results of the #NationalDogShow last year #DanielWasRobbed @TryMetafy I can hear the "bwooOOP" sound when you pick it up“Anyway, about my washtub. I'd just used it that morning to wash my turkey, which in those days was known as a ‘wal… https://t.co/eV8LAddeeP
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Retweeted by Melodious Funk“Ah, cranberry sauce, a la Bart.” https://t.co/nDw5jNVvT8
Retweeted by Melodious FunkSometimes I think about 12 year old me pouring over the Service Merchandise catalog this time of year and wish my k… https://t.co/BbnM3OvEz2
Retweeted by Melodious Funk @djbadboybill Smashed it as always homie!10 hours of the remix? Hell yeah I wanna go insane within the first 55 minutes since I can't do it like a normal… https://t.co/1W1kaD4PQrCOVID showing up to Thanksgiving tomorrow like: https://t.co/PtnPYZwcmz @MrGeorgeWallace We love you so much we crashed your site and whatnot @eddiegossage @KevinLee23 @IndyCar @TXMotorSpeedway Dude that is a BONKERS deal @chapel3929 @ManipulateThis @NotFunnyJ U right...and if I go down I'm taking every last one of you with me @jpsoro The SE watch is really nice! I'm surprised how good it is. I came from a series 3 (42mm) and got the 44mm.… https://t.co/9SA7C4tDZthttps://t.co/i76pXhe6vF
Retweeted by Melodious Funk @ManipulateThis @chapel3929 @NotFunnyJ I'm not saying I don't enjoy it...wait that sounds creepy I'm an upstanding citizen! @jpsoro Avoid the M1 chip. It's nice, but it'll take quite some time for it to be compatible a lot of software
11/26
2020
Clifford needs more red or it doesn't count https://t.co/Zkzh9ypxf5 @chapel3929 @NotFunnyJ @ManipulateThis Tbf I learned more than expectedI gotta stop watching horror movies and hanging out with @NotFunnyJ @chapel3929 @ManipulateThis because I researche… https://t.co/zYlo7kPMDh @tacotruckerface And if they don't like it they can leave @ManipulateThis Spiral is eh, but I'm super hyped for Candyman @jdouglas4 @IndyCarter4 @butleru @LifeAtPurdue @bsmevents Neither...you don't want collegiate jealousy between you and the wife! @defectedstore @moussetofficial Banger @TryMetafy https://t.co/ZpDFhbLMBu @jpsoro Shoulda kept my 2010...two months after I got the updated/spring 2019 model, they released the fall/16in model with better thermals @ShanusMcAnus How do you have British medicine?! @ManipulateThis That song slaps @ellewasamistake @DrakeGatsby @chuwie @TryMetafy Every 50 seconds... @Rube2105 Always love homie 👊❤️https://t.co/j4aEs8FET9
Retweeted by Melodious Funk @jpsoro What year?Lights up! I got so into this movie I forgot to tweet about it. As quirky as it is, this brings back great memories… https://t.co/mWp2rSZHfwEnd sequence was as awesome as I remember. Not to mention Marilyn in the end credits #LiveTweetTuesdayThat is a very well-built house if it can take that much damage. Or they have manners @chapel3929 and we LIKED IT @NotFunnyJ I forgot I was supposed to be tweeting this because it reminds me of when I was younger"He'll be back" I was expecting him to say "and in greater numbers"I love this movie #LiveTweetTuesdayJohn as Clown as a cheerleader is something I'm not a fan of #LiveTweetTuesdaySpawn is just Leather & Spikes Kink Spiderman #LiveTweetTuesday
Retweeted by Melodious FunkDO A BARREL ROLL #LiveTweetTuesday"You remember her right?" "Yeah she pegged me and made me screamed like a pig. Best $200 I've spent in a long time." @NotFunnyJ It's about results, not dress codeThat CD player is awesome #LiveTweetTuesdaySorry, fresh out of normal people #LiveTweetTuesdayCGI was better in the 90'sUnlike your now ex-wife, your dog won't forget you #LiveTweetTuesdayOMG COME ON WITH THE ADS #LiveTweetTuesdayHey kid shut the fuck up #LiveTweetTuesdayReally? All the stupid quips in this movie and he didn't say "See ya later, Al...ligator" #LiveTweetTuesdayThis is the entire reason why he got what he got. No seatbelt? Go to hell #LiveTweetTuesdayHE'S NOT WEARING A SEAT BELT #LiveTweetTuesdayHey fuck you, that dog can bite your balls off...is that, Charlie Sheen? #LiveTweetTuesdayFuckin a this intro is so 90's and I'm completely here for it #LiveTweetTuesdayAh, the pre-9/11 days where you could just launch rockets at an airport #LiveTweetTuesdayIT'S SPAWN TIME LFG
11/25
2020
Damn right. Fav Christmas movie ever. And Eddie was always a bit off, so it fits his narrative https://t.co/12NPBzWmIO @TryMetafy !!!!!!!!! https://t.co/KqyLruk97l @PleaseBeGneiss @DrakeGatsby Not Mancy @TryMetafy Is there Tekken 7 and/or THPS compatibility?I can hear this skit https://t.co/fccRtfBKmB @Kristileenews Any visual changes from last year? I know Lilly is closed and it's a one-way for walkingThis made my morning https://t.co/p3kcmCIkgE*shakes wife awake* *whispers* Karen. Karen! Don't make any sudden moves...he's back again. http://t.co/4Xb5jPfXPL
Retweeted by Melodious FunkParler is gonna be ripe this week with racist jokes from uncles who can't share them at the Thanksgiving table this year
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11/24
2020
@TonyKanaan @JimmieJohnson @CGRTeams @NTTDATAServices YES"My time has come to let The @undertaker Rest In Peace." #ThankYouTaker #FarewellTaker #SurvivorSeries https://t.co/vIZShTdwmi
Retweeted by Melodious FunkUNDERTAKER BUBBA YOU WORK ON TOP LONGER THAN ANYONE. EVEN THE BRUNO. YOU FOREVER THE REAL. I REMEMBER YOU AS YOUNG… https://t.co/P6a7GYILru
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11/23
2020
#OnThisDayInWWE 30 years ago, The @Undertaker made his WWF debut "Holy cow! Look at the size of that ham hock!" -… https://t.co/UmN0DwQnhE
Retweeted by Melodious FunkTo The @undertaker, Thank you for scaring us as children, entertaining us as adults, and allowing us to relive our… https://t.co/Kuw5w6iKPM
Retweeted by Melodious Funk @ManipulateThis How'd it go?"Burnt man walkin" https://t.co/KONjI8IOtL
11/22
2020

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