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uzbek egg merchant, used the last insect on earth for my tinctures, faggy soothsayer, releasing ancient viruses from the Siberian permafrost, нелюдимый и злой🍄

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@athenogenes i think syllabi should be as cryptic and unreadable as possible (especially department boilerplate) bu… https://t.co/0CpLl5COVu @athenogenes there's no we in "yougoslavia" @gloriousnemesis you actually can't lose that fight, if you do it triggers a cinematic where you make a sudden comebackbears when you're delirious and trying to escape the bath house https://t.co/nBRqadUETI @housewaif I had it and emerged victorious Alltogethernoweverybody I am the tanky queen Old and mean Born in [nineteen] seventeen
Retweeted by Sissy with Social Distance 💁👩‍🏭 @AlldrittOwen uncritical support for my queenhttps://t.co/ymuNi6wFAfjust remembered that there are people doing virtual study abroads right now https://t.co/AZFDGNGbHP
10/27
2020
@str8evesedgwick @AlldrittOwen i'm just a hole sir @in_a_dry_season i noticed at least two of them are not As! @la_leere hm.. russia emancipated the serfs in the 1860s... could they be responsible for the unrest? 🤔 @in_a_dry_season clarence i'm going to need you to pull your grades up or we will have to take away your podcasts @secondcomingof I suggest everyone max out their suffering and do a PhD insteadI do love that dropping out of a humanities PhD to go to law school is seen (on some level) as a kind of failure. L… https://t.co/ajF4ia6suI @cervixpiercer https://t.co/CefakMWrrT @neko_girl92 As a brain dead sissy I don’t have a mind to have insight intoadvisor: [telling me about a student of his that couldn’t cut it in academia and became a lawyer] me: [daydreaming… https://t.co/NUuwxkENXo @str8evesedgwick @AlldrittOwen talk about auto theoryDONT USE THE P SLUR IF YOURE NOT A CHICAGO ECONOMIST DONT USE THE P SLUR IF YOURE NOT A CHICAGO ECONOMIST DONT USE… https://t.co/cX1Ghvwtj5
Retweeted by Sissy with Social Distance 💁👩‍🏭 @gloriousnemesis therapy and subscription to at least one sub stack should be mandatory @athenogenes where do you propose bodies go if not in spaces @gloriousnemesis LMAO I saw the same thingfor those still keeping track: the academie française is desperately battling the masculine “le covid” in francopho… https://t.co/WSkf57aSA0
Retweeted by Sissy with Social Distance 💁👩‍🏭 @citroncandi they deserve it @black____bile let them have it @goodpeepo ontario, ca, united states @milsimdev @muenzenberg_w i will answer the call @muenzenberg_w went to their website and https://t.co/ZpRNXWr3XUKiss of death https://t.co/BJWdp8srca
Retweeted by Sissy with Social Distance 💁👩‍🏭Furoro, a cheerful, chubby deer who loves taking a bath with his rubber duck, is the mascot for Nara Kenko Land, a… https://t.co/a9NGuYk5NN
Retweeted by Sissy with Social Distance 💁👩‍🏭Yarukinashio is an unmotivated rice-cake guy. https://t.co/I0SmjJstUN
Retweeted by Sissy with Social Distance 💁👩‍🏭Russian scientists defrosted several prehistoric worms, and two woke up. After thawing, the two worms began to move… https://t.co/4b3FJIv1WU
Retweeted by Sissy with Social Distance 💁👩‍🏭 @citroncandi sluggo made me recoil because it’s too close to doggo and etc @gloriousnemesis https://t.co/T8UZ59tKFo"at what age should you introduce children to architecture?" absolutely never. under no circumstances should you d… https://t.co/rWOhALgsUo @la_leere @dailyremarx sop and writing sample together make up the most important part of the applications but they… https://t.co/DnJwPS8QUc
10/26
2020
@trepanchik @MONKEY_TEMPLE 2016 was 100 years ago @gittelspawn i think that if you're just trying to rapidly acquire a reading knowledge of a language it might be on… https://t.co/fxkqt2k8cO @milsimdev https://t.co/Zkmtmjzqkj this is the real secret to its successi really do admire the soviet era methodology of language education which is "here are hundreds of pages of 2-3 sen… https://t.co/5LzvCHFB5y @boy_gort "russian has 6 grammatical cases" "no it has one and we will be vibing through it"anyway we're all moving to harbinor, as the required course in the sl*vic department would have it: vibes + powerpointsi refuse to formally learn grammar/syntax to teach a language. it's a vibes based metholodgy.Aliyev on family rule: look at America, the Bushes, the Clintons, the Kennedys. "Nothing different from what is hap… https://t.co/GueDKgq4Ng
Retweeted by Sissy with Social Distance 💁👩‍🏭 @aly_xndra a tone indicator... pinyin for asexuals that can’t take a jokeOn top of everything else my skincare fridge stopped working. VOTE
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Retweeted by Sissy with Social Distance 💁👩‍🏭 @aly_xndra i hate ace people howeverwe finally topped 1000 new covid cases in a day in ontario! i knew we could do it babes, we set our minds to it and we made it happen ❤️ @aly_xndra it's definitely sus... it's basically grooming behavior @aly_xndra this tweet is so perfectly crafted, including the "go to therapy"https://t.co/2yMBoOnt1q https://t.co/sNP6QVdKSf
Retweeted by Sissy with Social Distance 💁👩‍🏭You have been adopted by a gay couple, the two last characters in your gallery are your parents https://t.co/Nm2h9ZStUu
Retweeted by Sissy with Social Distance 💁👩‍🏭https://t.co/Y0gqGRmSNiBorat is white and Stalin is a POC https://t.co/wfNIxwOtZe
Retweeted by Sissy with Social Distance 💁👩‍🏭 @kalinah my presentation at ASEEES be like @housewaif "Naturally by repeating 'my wife' in a funny voice whenever the subject of Kazakhstan comes up Anglophon… https://t.co/IXk4AIgPXX
Retweeted by Sissy with Social Distance 💁👩‍🏭go ahead get in https://t.co/O3l1W9D2pG
Retweeted by Sissy with Social Distance 💁👩‍🏭 @wrarebit im always saying this! @ToadMcGuff it'll be like uber drivers that have little water bottles or snacks in the backseat but you'll find ant… https://t.co/K1isym3Wvmjust stumbled across this from an english language learning video on yt https://t.co/lDXUfKexA6https://t.co/pyfua3fXnB i want my hair to move like this, a gelatin mold @sashaamato colonizer takehttps://t.co/oFrWbis3yG https://t.co/OUlkWx1Bxo @leofgxpoeci i'll only feel comfortable laughing if they release his astral chart @gloriousnemesis you should pivot to a youtube or podcast personality to pay for the render farm @aly_xndra “why don’t you use your own sexuality” umm... asexuals don’t have a sexuality... that’s kind of what the a means @citroncandi I’m so glad I don’t associate with anyone that would expose me to itI’m simply howling https://t.co/yhX6z5jdzFUber for femmes and feminized folks https://t.co/UZ52t6BsZu
10/25
2020
has anyone here had any luck radicalizing your therapist? I've tried getting her to read Combat Liberalism but I do… https://t.co/82wayPd1Jj
Retweeted by Sissy with Social Distance 💁👩‍🏭hey! wanna be in my communist DM? just fill out this form, it's how we're vetting folx: name: location: list acti… https://t.co/iktGzN297p
Retweeted by Sissy with Social Distance 💁👩‍🏭 @chilligula I did but it’s big and solid stone @batemanesque I decided to mix up some potions to deal with some of these mfs on twitterOh the memories ‼️ https://t.co/agynZJ6Jy6
Retweeted by Sissy with Social Distance 💁👩‍🏭 @str8evesedgwick I’m wearing a cropped pant and cdg sneakers so I truly am @periphiliac then you have nothing to worry about imo @periphiliac are any of your letters of reference from the lit classes? @periphiliac your statement of purpose and writing samples are the real things that matter here as others have saidI went and bought a mortar and pestle while I was already out to save on getting something delivered but I didn’t t… https://t.co/MkJQdvL7NZ @str8evesedgwick I think I only recently unfollowed her after she just never provided an update and would refuse to… https://t.co/f09gjxotsZ @boy_gort https://t.co/wKpAolaUucjust thinking about twitter jack sending azealia banks beard clippings to make him an isis protection talisman https://t.co/hNeGT4CxZu @dogcartoon this cat is 100% toxic about self careas the pro-bullying superhero this is my nemesis https://t.co/TJJwe3SJJO @gloriousnemesis you better notbritish food 🤤 https://t.co/7V0jlUBBWT
Retweeted by Sissy with Social Distance 💁👩‍🏭people on here think racial capitalism is white walmart greeters who live in trailer parks getting a racism check i… https://t.co/6dKO5GdNjc
Retweeted by Sissy with Social Distance 💁👩‍🏭A wheeled asphalt and limestone hedgehog statuette, Iran (3500 years old) https://t.co/PiAs2n1slw
Retweeted by Sissy with Social Distance 💁👩‍🏭 @gloriousnemesis i think there would be more noise in socialism @aly_xndra twinks doing this with their masc voice @neko_girl92 https://t.co/tQSrceEil9 @neko_girl92 i thought you said not the gay one
10/24
2020
favourite note from yesterday’s meeting was when it suddenly turned to b*ris gr*ys: “no one can work with him becau… https://t.co/8MVRxqyNuI @str8evesedgwick honestly I’m after that kind of dramatic endthinking about a meeting I had yesterday about career prospects with a prominent Slavist, who when I started bemoan… https://t.co/mxlU4o7yCWpoem for friday https://t.co/6IaQ0EALRR
Retweeted by Sissy with Social Distance 💁👩‍🏭Getting on of these installed in my standing desk setup https://t.co/vv6EyFRle8
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10/23
2020

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