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Author, TV and screenwriter, producer, director, playwright, longtime cyberhermit.

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Joined Twitter 10/23/17


@CaitlinPacific Quake, if you’re asking.
1/16
2019
Anyone who has been on strike (like me) will tell you it is heavy and hard. Sending love, strength and hope to the… https://t.co/FrPh5HNQai
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1/14
2019
@MegGardiner1 And the problem was...?
1/13
2019
@daniellewolff We’re all drunk on CNN.
1/10
2019
Heroes. Thank you, @Lin_Manuel. Lin-Manuel Miranda and Friends Purchase Drama Book Shop https://t.co/Ea5fqRKrhm
1/8
2019
Gonna be good. Break a leg, @thesherylralph . https://t.co/Lmmc70zb9g @jamiattenberg @MegWolitzer Yep.
1/7
2019
@tftalbott You know, I roll with your Hall & Oates shit, but now you and I have a problem.
1/6
2019
@sarahw @CrimeReads I’m from Stirville.
1/4
2019
Want to hear a joke? https://t.co/wyYlSntXst
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1/3
2019
It’s 2019! Remember: • Publishing is a game of patience. If it was a heist movie, it’d be a “long con.” • There’s… https://t.co/dJfvW1doP2
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1/2
2018
@RyanTheRyanGuy @jessesingal I actually think the biggest thing he has going for him is that he’s been groundbreaki… https://t.co/1tcxCTUSsJ @RyanTheRyanGuy @jessesingal Time will tell on that. I was a big fan, but felt uneasy about some (not all) of what I read. @jessesingal Exactly. But the problem for him is that he used to be an everyman being transgressive in his observat… https://t.co/fCtmiQrHbC @tftalbott Dammit, I am. And I was also born closer to 1920 than 2019.Lot of us can say that. HBD indeed. https://t.co/0BzUSPF19Z
12/31
2018
@realDonaldTrump @JeffLowell If you’re going to rip off Winston Churchill, at least have the courtesy to attribute it. @rachsyme @johnlevenstein It was me. Didn’t delete. Just replied. @rachsyme You didn’t ask for “most admirable funny person,” or even “funniest admirable person.” Woody Allen made m… https://t.co/m3M61DZxtA @rachsyme I guess you’re not supposed to say it anymore, but Woody Allen.
12/30
2018
@HarlanCoben @JetBlue I hope you replied HELP.
12/29
2018
My wife always says that if everyone married someone different from them, in two generations we’d have no more prej… https://t.co/HnMXyQW2uc @samdolnick @maggieNYT @NYTMetro Loved this. Beautifully done.
12/28
2018
@Stefaniya @Nicole_Cliffe @RachelFersh Correct. Mine are all in their 20s now. Sometimes you get a couple of months. @RisingAppleBlog Turns out, Travis D’Arnaud used my can opener to hit a single. @RisingAppleBlog Somebody knows me. https://t.co/Nf5PtcPtzt
12/27
2018
@tiger337 The “like” button isn’t big enough. Also, Marv Albert’s weekly 15-minute pregame show.
12/26
2018
@RisingAppleBlog Easy: Willie Mays. (Pre-Met highlights, though.)
12/25
2018
I think I'm the Kasparov of that. https://t.co/4DlPQmjy6s
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12/24
2018
@MLB @RisingAppleBlog Terrific. https://t.co/49BxfFgnuo
12/23
2018
@ddiamond @maggieNYT Look on the bright side: we get more of the best people!! @RisingAppleBlog Pitch clock. @Russ_Woody @WhitfordBradley Me neither, and me neither.
12/20
2018
@faustfatale Bald works the same.
12/16
2018
@JeffLowell I thought so. @daniellewolff Don’t sleep on the drinks place to the east.
12/14
2018
@HarlanCoben @BrownUniversity Congrats to you both. @audiobooks To get @Real_JMHiggins to read my second one, too. #luckyauthor @Russ_Woody Why would you say something like that? @jmartNYT @maggieNYT So they’re just going to take it slow.
12/13
2018
@HarlanCoben , @MegGardiner1 Not me either, but I wish it was. https://t.co/ZhaOoiHUgi
12/12
2018
@HarlanCoben @MegGardiner1 Creepier still! @MegGardiner1 @HarlanCoben You guys are making a creepy commercial creepier. @billjamesonline Keith for his whole career, plus another 20 years in my broadcast booth.
12/10
2018
@billamend To be followed by the ominous, IT TOLLS FOR THEE, CHARLIE BROWN.
12/9
2018
@tftalbott Yes on the first, but the other good one is BLUE CHRISTMAS. @TomSchnauz @tftalbott Bad choice. I’m pretty sure he said something objectionable once.
12/8
2018
You know, it could have been a black and gold bridesmaid’s dress. https://t.co/OaKNs8yLOw @Yeats1941 @TheTweetOfGod Serves me right for unfollowing him. @CaitlinPacific Having spent many undergrad hours at Amherst’s magnificent Memorial to its sons lost in the two Wor… https://t.co/jdLvNjuuZ0
12/7
2018
@Spotify My annual playlist is always one of my favorite Xmas presents.Come do some holiday shopping in a part of town that could use our support. I’ll be at @BNThousandOaks next Thursd… https://t.co/uMEgZfeESp
12/6
2018
@_NickPetrie_ @AppleBooks No, how great. Congrats.I’ve decided not to run either. https://t.co/RWk0pYt9cF
12/4
2018
@goodreads Kindle!Thank you, @AudioFileMag, and @PRHAudio, and especially @Real_JMHiggins. https://t.co/5KzC1odjNg
12/3
2018
@thesherylralph Please tell me you know something.Bush, Reagan, Gorbachev and lower Manhattan in a different world, 1988: #Gero https://t.co/KgMFkKNl6Q
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12/1
2018
@LennyDykstra @dallascowboys Part owners count? Because look out: https://t.co/RYjavKc160
11/30
2018
@MegGardiner1 Better, I suppose, than the other way around. @LennyDykstra Potiphar on Kiner’s Korner? @CaitlinPacific I read EVE’S HOLLYWOOD a couple of weeks ago, my first taste. This was a terrific companion.
11/29
2018
@LennyDykstra Pre-Twitter, I’d have had you about a #6 seed. But #TwitterNails, now you’re right up there.
11/28
2018
@Variety @Mark_Gunnn Nice! @reginaYhicks You ain’t that new to it. 😉
11/27
2018
Hey, it’s #CyberMonday! Pre-order BELOW THE LINE from @DuttonBooks and receive it in only 260 days!… https://t.co/5szeIeooOG
11/26
2018
RIP Nicolas Roeg. Everyone’s mentioning DON’T LOOK NOW, but BAD TIMING was the one I kept going to see, back when w… https://t.co/Z8XTyKblDV @AndreaAtorture The truth? I didn’t need to eat ANYTHING today. What a meal! Thanks 🙏 again!
11/24
2018
Have a loved one who wants their Christmas present next August? Then it’s the perfect day to buy my second Charlie… https://t.co/yWRQs5Hl9t @georgelittle @DuttonBooks Thanks! More than a possibility. Coming in August: https://t.co/pLDgovaTQU
11/23
2018
#HappyThanksgiving2018 from Charlie Waldo! https://t.co/RG06jyfTYd @thesherylralph Every day. Happy holiday to you and yours, SLR. @LennyDykstra @sesamestreet Nails Twitter. One more thing to be thankful for. @DuttonBooks @JoeFinder @Reardon_author @LindaFairstein @FionaJDavis @miriamparker @hankgreen @craigungerhttps://t.co/ipu7V7kxdR
11/22
2018
@ivanjohnson “He could adapt the fiction of others with faith and transparency.” Nicely done, Original H.
11/20
2018
@TwitterMoments #FakeNewsThrilled and #thanksgivinggrateful to share the cover of my next Charlie Waldo book. Another beautiful job by… https://t.co/GyqivqornW
11/19
2018
@Super70sSports Not dead, tackled by Ben Davidson. @LennyDykstra No, man. Jets. @vpkeenan https://t.co/HTVGnpjkl2
11/18
2018
Man. Just... man. #amwriting #ormaybejustgoingbacktobed https://t.co/Kii63CP26Y @Yeats1941 @DuttonBooks Thanks much, Colin. Still need some deals to close on the movie, so cross something for me. @stefanfatsis @NateSilver538 @ollie The two most exciting words in sports: Game. Seven. Or not.
11/17
2018
Can I ask a favor? From now through Mon, for every use of #SalutetoService⁠ ⁠on Twitter, the @NFL will donate $1 to… https://t.co/XACQ4fCgox
Retweeted by Howard Michael GouldOne wildly overlooked fact about William Goldman’s career: we remember Deep Throat saying “Follow the money,” but o… https://t.co/ZtW4EM1HM3 @HarlanCoben My first week in LA, Bill Goldman and I were the only guests at a dinner party. The hosts, cooking, le… https://t.co/Od7TnchWNp @LennyDykstra talking #JonathanFranzen. Just like any Thursday. https://t.co/FcB0n6GFLX
11/16
2018
@MichaelBoatman_ @JordanKnolveree And @JordanKnolveree ‘s dad, too! @MichaelBoatman_ I love this! Big congrats, @JordanKnolveree !
11/15
2018
Highly unfair. There’s a half hour of that movie, from when they knock over Stonehenge through the slap fight at t… https://t.co/8DduBK24n4
11/12
2018
Thanks for yesterday, @MenOfMysteryOC. @tftalbott That is what I was thinking of. Didn’t realize he’d ripped off SR twice. Lot of learning for this hour. @tftalbott That’s the wrong Eric Carmen song, isn’t it? Or did something go over my head? BTW, not proud that I’m awake.
11/11
2018
@elizmccracken Bigly. @LeeGoldberg Jeez. Stay safe.
11/9
2018
@NinaDunbar @KMLwrites I thank you, too! 😎Awesome: Drills before bed time at the home of @drewbrees https://t.co/hVK8DTXf58
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11/8
2018
@GreggHurwitz What’s interesting is that race by race, they seem more cautious than the others, but they jumped to… https://t.co/zN5OdQqVAw
11/7
2018
Make you a deal: if you guys nominate Ulysses S. Grant for president in 2020, I’ll vote Republican. C’mon,… https://t.co/3NMK4ULFSShttps://t.co/RguXGlRtmk https://t.co/4Rkb2UiDKC
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11/6
2018

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