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Author, TV and screenwriter, producer, director, playwright, longtime cyberhermit.

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Joined Twitter 10/23/17


@Super70sSports Master of the ten-hitter. @ed_solomon @vpkeenan Beautiful, Ed.I make it a habit not to tweet about politics, but this is extraordinary. https://t.co/fgakBeaZwMWord is, authors and others with a #mystery bent are hanging around the @HyattVancouver as we get closer to… https://t.co/i1RZ5OV1CQ
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3/25
2019
@Super70sSports Miss him already.Overdue. Shame they didn’t do this while he could have enjoyed and been part of it. https://t.co/nF4dKgFrMQ
3/21
2019
Happy publication day to the truly funny @EWendallThomas . https://t.co/TnC3mHpsMe @HarlanCoben Happy pub day!
3/19
2019
@MegGardiner1 Books to the ceiling, books to the sky, my pile of books is a quarter inch high. https://t.co/tOFLZNrZsz @jillyesko Thanks much!
3/18
2019
@MegGardiner1 Yes indeed. And I still owe you a drink.
3/15
2019
@CaitlinPacific You know somebody bribed good money to get their kid in there, too. @GlenErikH @EWendallThomas Happy pub day, sir! See you in Vancouver. @vpkeenan I need a “bowing” emoji.
3/12
2019
@vpkeenan As you once said to me, jealousy achievement unlocked.“It doesn’t matter who played for the Mets, who plays for the Mets, or who plays for the Mets in the future,” Darli… https://t.co/zuUkKZsBjY
3/8
2019
@CrimeReads Thank you, guys. Killer site.
3/7
2019
@HarlanCoben @netflix Nice!
3/6
2019
@billjamesonline Could we at least get rid of him in the National League?
3/4
2019
@iamsydneypark Wish him a happy for me.
2/28
2019
This actually happened once at the Clios. I miss working in advertising. https://t.co/ln0AZ4oEv6 https://t.co/1s8eTCUFl2
2/25
2019
@LennyDykstra @HowardStern @DerekArmstead @FMitchell84 @gehrig38 @JeffBezos @ZooeyDeschanel I’m inspired. I may watch this every morning. @BoomerBarry Thanks. Second Waldo book, BELOW THE LINE, will be out in August.
2/23
2019
Nike Fires 8-Year-Old Shoemaker Responsible For Zion Williamson Injury https://t.co/aPLeHP7A6w https://t.co/yj3sVApz7E
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2/22
2019
@goodreads Genesis...?
2/21
2019
@vpkeenan @DEADLINE Sacrilege. @JeffLowell @Mark_Gunnn Just take a deep breath and thank God it’s them instead of you.
2/20
2019
@d_haggar Or, as my son referred to it, “That movie you showed me with the really long screensaver.”Galleys day. Thank you again, @DuttonBooks. https://t.co/XZTh4IMVc1
2/15
2019
@reginaYhicks @insecurehbo So great. Congratulations!
2/14
2019
@NateSilver538 Kamala.
2/13
2019
@vpkeenan I wish we could go to the videotape!
2/9
2019
@tiger337 And yet what always got through that filter was how respected he was. All the more impressive.A producer once sent me to lunch with one, thinking it was the other. And now I’m writing novels instead. So... https://t.co/8FftG0cbPAFrank Robinson and I were more than baseball buddies. We were friends.Frank was a hard nosed baseball player who di… https://t.co/1CvMaoK8ls
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2/8
2019
@tiger337 Was just thinking that, that both phases were wildly underrated, when usually one would burnish the other. Why, do you think? @GreggHurwitz Congrats!
2/7
2019
If only Nails had been around for my Bar Mitzvah lessons... https://t.co/Pg0MGfVfyp
2/5
2019
@tftalbott @behindyourback It wasn’t?
2/4
2019
Great on great. https://t.co/H648sZ2T3r
2/3
2019
I wrote this last year, so even I may be ready to re-re-watch some of these again. https://t.co/nXjWCnMfTs
1/31
2019
@UnkaTRazz @Yeats1941 Wait — I thought I was bragging. @Yeats1941 I used to be able to play the DAY TRIPPER riff just about that well.
1/29
2019
Soon we will live in a world without Holocaust survivors. Today, it is our duty to ensure the world never forgets.… https://t.co/QHZ8cTzRft
Retweeted by Howard Michael GouldToday at the delightful @MysteryInk_HB with Debbie Mitsch and @SmileyWriter. https://t.co/7bowr07NE8What a pleasure. Thanks, Debbie, for hosting, and thanks, Patty, for the conversation. @SmileyWriter https://t.co/TToWYCBNsz
1/27
2019
Trump Admits He Assumed Roger Stone Was Already In Prison https://t.co/nEpVDe9z9E https://t.co/tR4apVv9J8
Retweeted by Howard Michael GouldLooking forward to signing and chatting at @MysteryInk_HB in #HuntingtonBeach this Saturday at 2:00, along with the… https://t.co/VGbnbhI8M3
1/25
2019
Isn’t this nice. Thank you, @seattletimes, for mentioning LAST LOOKS in your 2018 “Best Thrillers” roundup! https://t.co/aMuAROQBWu @Yeats1941 Masshole. 😉 @MegGardiner1 Excellent! Congrats! @RisingAppleBlog My wife named our son after Gary. Can I get a second vote?
1/24
2019
The guys I learned from before I realized I was learning. #RIP Russell Baker https://t.co/QClE67zt3L
1/23
2019
Congratulations, all! https://t.co/AaI0SPpNUK @Yeats1941 Okay, but I’m waiting to hear your better idea. @_NickPetrie_ Excellent. Big congrats.
1/22
2019
@CaitlinPacific Quake, if you’re asking.
1/16
2019
Anyone who has been on strike (like me) will tell you it is heavy and hard. Sending love, strength and hope to the… https://t.co/FrPh5HNQai
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1/14
2019
@MegGardiner1 And the problem was...?
1/13
2019
@daniellewolff We’re all drunk on CNN.
1/10
2019
Heroes. Thank you, @Lin_Manuel. Lin-Manuel Miranda and Friends Purchase Drama Book Shop https://t.co/Ea5fqRKrhm
1/8
2019
Gonna be good. Break a leg, @thesherylralph . https://t.co/Lmmc70zb9g @jamiattenberg @MegWolitzer Yep.
1/7
2019
@tftalbott You know, I roll with your Hall & Oates shit, but now you and I have a problem.
1/6
2019
@sarahw @CrimeReads I’m from Stirville.
1/4
2019
Want to hear a joke? https://t.co/wyYlSntXst
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1/3
2019
It’s 2019! Remember: • Publishing is a game of patience. If it was a heist movie, it’d be a “long con.” • There’s… https://t.co/dJfvW1doP2
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1/2
2018
@RyanTheRyanGuy @jessesingal I actually think the biggest thing he has going for him is that he’s been groundbreaki… https://t.co/1tcxCTUSsJ @RyanTheRyanGuy @jessesingal Time will tell on that. I was a big fan, but felt uneasy about some (not all) of what I read. @jessesingal Exactly. But the problem for him is that he used to be an everyman being transgressive in his observat… https://t.co/fCtmiQrHbC @tftalbott Dammit, I am. And I was also born closer to 1920 than 2019.Lot of us can say that. HBD indeed. https://t.co/0BzUSPF19Z
12/31
2018
@realDonaldTrump @JeffLowell If you’re going to rip off Winston Churchill, at least have the courtesy to attribute it. @rachsyme @johnlevenstein It was me. Didn’t delete. Just replied. @rachsyme You didn’t ask for “most admirable funny person,” or even “funniest admirable person.” Woody Allen made m… https://t.co/m3M61DZxtA @rachsyme I guess you’re not supposed to say it anymore, but Woody Allen.
12/30
2018
@HarlanCoben @JetBlue I hope you replied HELP.
12/29
2018
My wife always says that if everyone married someone different from them, in two generations we’d have no more prej… https://t.co/HnMXyQW2uc @samdolnick @maggieNYT @NYTMetro Loved this. Beautifully done.
12/28
2018
@Stefaniya @Nicole_Cliffe @RachelFersh Correct. Mine are all in their 20s now. Sometimes you get a couple of months. @RisingAppleBlog Turns out, Travis D’Arnaud used my can opener to hit a single. @RisingAppleBlog Somebody knows me. https://t.co/Nf5PtcPtzt
12/27
2018
@tiger337 The “like” button isn’t big enough. Also, Marv Albert’s weekly 15-minute pregame show.
12/26
2018
@RisingAppleBlog Easy: Willie Mays. (Pre-Met highlights, though.)
12/25
2018
I think I'm the Kasparov of that. https://t.co/4DlPQmjy6s
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12/24
2018
@MLB @RisingAppleBlog Terrific. https://t.co/49BxfFgnuo
12/23
2018
@ddiamond @maggieNYT Look on the bright side: we get more of the best people!! @RisingAppleBlog Pitch clock. @Russ_Woody @WhitfordBradley Me neither, and me neither.
12/20
2018
@faustfatale Bald works the same.
12/16
2018
@JeffLowell I thought so. @daniellewolff Don’t sleep on the drinks place to the east.
12/14
2018
@HarlanCoben @BrownUniversity Congrats to you both. @audiobooks To get @Real_JMHiggins to read my second one, too. #luckyauthor @Russ_Woody Why would you say something like that? @jmartNYT @maggieNYT So they’re just going to take it slow.
12/13
2018
@HarlanCoben , @MegGardiner1 Not me either, but I wish it was. https://t.co/ZhaOoiHUgi
12/12
2018
@HarlanCoben @MegGardiner1 Creepier still! @MegGardiner1 @HarlanCoben You guys are making a creepy commercial creepier. @billjamesonline Keith for his whole career, plus another 20 years in my broadcast booth.
12/10
2018

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