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Is my family the only family that doesn't argue about politics during holidays? @Volcanron Yellow. No, I will not be taking constructive criticism but thank you for asking. :)Sunshine would be miles simpler if I could FRICKIN LONG JUMPI'm tired of corporations ruining my childhoodImagine eating turkey on Thanksgiving lol couldn't be me (This tweet was made by the Ham Gang)
11/26
2020
You're not the Joker you're 27 and in dire need of therapy @Volcanron https://t.co/BN81m6vOIrNext up is Best Indie Game, and the deserving winner is Hades from @SupergiantGames. Give them a whoop and a wolf w… https://t.co/3GymVaZMI0
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11/25
2020
@jokerkid5898RMH BeansMudkip Monday Mudkip Monday
11/24
2020
There is a solid chance that I won't see my grandfather for Christmas this year and I'm actually angry about it.RT for chilled vibes 3 relaxed winners will be picked friday before the drop 🎢 https://t.co/HqnDi8zA4U
Retweeted by Happy ❀🌈 @Volcanron Every direction but the one I ask forI want a new left Joy-Con so bad man @Alpharad Me too
11/23
2020
Bruh Jacksepticeye made a lighthearted joke about not owning a PS5 and people actually got offended 😐Answer me you cowards https://t.co/U2dmTEqkRnNah I'm good Twitter https://t.co/3OrSDkQUiNHere are my first impressions of Super Mario Sunshine: I'm having a lot of fun. But the default controls for FLUDD… https://t.co/5nl07juI4s
11/22
2020
@Volcanron 6 but 4 of them suck and will never be released into the wild @Volcanron @TwitchSupport Hate it hereHey @TwitchSupport I haven't been able to watch ads for bits for over a year. Did I do something wrong? Please help thanks.
11/21
2020
@Volcanron Nah that one slaps tooEverybody praises Gusty Garden Galaxy's soundtrack but the REAL bangers are from Space Junk, Buoy Base, and Battlerock Galaxy.
11/20
2020
Ok Nintendo hear me out: A Topman amiibo. Like look at this dude and tell me it wouldn't be cool. https://t.co/E74z75fH9u
11/19
2020
Honestly, my favorite part of 2020 was when the Doom community and Animal Crossing community came together and cele… https://t.co/y6zssC3epw
11/18
2020
Bruh I can't see half my feed and it makes me upsetTWITTER ADDED STORIES????Pikmin 3 Deluxe bangsYooo it's Sprite Cranberry season let's goooo https://t.co/pO6VRKpsKn @Volcanron Have you tried showing her the recent C*vid spikes charts and calmly explaining that visiting family mem… https://t.co/nZS3hFLz9J
11/17
2020
TIL I'm older than Xbox lol https://t.co/RD6Emw7dJc @Volcanron YooooI have so many cool music ideas but the inability to write it all down @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/KvvveTQgwm
11/16
2020
@Alpharad 3D Land is also an incredible game and I'm tired of pretending that it isn'tSuper Mario 3D Land for 3ds was released on this day in North America, 9 years ago (2011) https://t.co/ofz8qGBy9D
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11/14
2020
@NorthernlionLP Banger tweetMight start looking for a job again @it_meirl_bot I'm in this photo and I don't like it @Volcanron Lime except you won't give me my cheese
11/12
2020
@Volcanron ....can't end fast enough??? https://t.co/CadCDzZtc0Out of context me Season 2 #1 let's gooo https://t.co/N67CM5Ilgc
11/11
2020
nyanyanyanyanyanyanya! rt for a free nyancat youtooz https://t.co/cflXzBco3H
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11/9
2020
@realDonaldTrump Cry more
11/8
2020
Bro the shocked look on his face when he was told that you could pick which Bible you can be sworn in on lmaooooo https://t.co/TO2nJmvDgCBro I woke up to my mom screaming that Biden won so anyways LET'S GOOOOOOThe more I joke about liking thighs the more I actually like themgaming
Retweeted by Happy ❀🌈 @NorthernlionLP Idk why but I feel like I'd beat the ever loving crap out of jar jar binks
11/7
2020
Is Nevada doing alright?
11/6
2020
I just thought of a tweet that's simultaneously good and bad what do I do
11/5
2020
I feel like in 20 years the President is gonna have an anime pfp on Twitter and an Onlyfans
11/4
2020
Reject tradition; embrace modernityI'm gonna stay off Twitter tomorrow ✌ @AlbertsStuff This https://t.co/fCtGp0XdoZ
11/3
2020
Ngl I miss the PS Vita @Volcanron LMAOMan https://t.co/c6bZsGt2d7Just a few days until 2020 becomes either mildly better or a million times worse. No in betweens.best πŸ‘ƒ yet rt to win a mr bean youtooz dropping november 3rd https://t.co/aL5D5NaNkH
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11/2
2020
@Volcanron Man :/ @Volcanron How do I check if I'm blocked by a random person I really wanna knowBruh I forgot daylight savings time ending was a thing so when it 1 am twice I was scared???????????? https://t.co/g7A5OkukoQ
11/1
2020
I DIDN'T KNOW THE LITTLE PIKMIN DUDES MADE NOISES OH MY GOD https://t.co/qeXYQOnzLi
10/31
2020
@GrippingFood Unrelated but that's a nice tattooThis is pretty pog https://t.co/V34S02jBYn @NorthernlionLP My money's on baby yoda
10/30
2020
Being a woman in the US kinda sucks right now lolPlease don't let this movie flop https://t.co/GJ3sT4BS6vRecently I've become more interested in the Mandela effect
10/29
2020
@aceofhearts I am waitingYO WHAT??? https://t.co/72vgaH5uiY @NorthernlionLP Don't give them ideas
10/28
2020
@imjustviibin Thank god I'm not the only person seeing these awful ads @Alpharad That's a cute dogThe new retweet thing kinda sucks lol @OlexaYT PogI hate it here https://t.co/RlHW87U1Ya
10/27
2020
@Volcanron I physically don't know how people play this game and not see the straight rips from BOTW. It baffles me.You can't make this stuff up dude https://t.co/ZCqqkkBRZL @Volcanron YesYo my music tastes are pretty wild lol
10/26
2020
SufferingIdk if this is happening to anyone else but the more Among Us I play more stressed out I get
10/25
2020
Tfw you go to donate blood but your iron levels are too low so now you just have a sore finger on each hand @aceofhearts That's pog @NorthernlionLP Exactly. No one ever thinks about the amount of sandwiches you can make with it after Thanksgiving.I am no longer a simp I have standards now
10/24
2020
Ever since I stopped reading the replies under Nintendo tweets I've actually been enjoying my life @Volcanron He's just vibinSo I guess not watching the debate was a good idea
10/23
2020
@Volcanron I know I just used it as an example (though I feel like it's true) @Volcanron The United States??? Paying people???? lmaoRetweet this if you've ever purchased a game after watching a streamer play it. Trying to see something πŸ€”
Retweeted by Happy ❀🌈 @Volcanron SameWe still having phone wars??? https://t.co/uzV7uWKi6zRanked competitive sex speedrun any%
10/22
2020

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