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Hugh Dixon @hugh_d Ipswich, England

Free agent. Amateur chilli grower. Views expressed are my own.

571 Following   1,353 Followers   11,230 Tweets

Joined Twitter 12/4/08


No it bloody wasn’t signed for @DHLParcelUK . I was out at 7.49 this morning. My delivery from @Buyaparcel was thro… https://t.co/6HshC83ys2
1/20
2020
@sirbonar https://t.co/Jwm8afaym8
1/14
2020
@PuddleMoon Holy. Mother. Of. Crap.Were you aware that cheese is the leading cause of zombie infestations? #CheeseTruths RT @hugh_d: Also created thi… https://t.co/aNvE0gMcBv
Retweeted by Hugh Dixon @OliviaMHope @samatlounge “Daps” around Bristol & Bath (short for “Dunlop Athletic Plimsolls”, some say).
1/11
2020
@PulpLibrarian Early QR codes there...Also created this extraordinary #closeup of the #moon using #affinitydesigner #eclipse #cheese @ Ipswich, Suffolk https://t.co/DOiTYtS6K9Tonight’s #wolfmoon was also a partial penumbral #eclipse . This was taken a couple of minutes before maximum on Bi… https://t.co/pbNY2Q3CaO
1/10
2019
@Crazzyintheusa 180 ;-)
12/7
2019
Anyone in Cork interested? I'm selling a Kodak SIX-20 Folding Brownie Camera, vintage 1948-54. The iInstruction man… https://t.co/n6ryRqy5Gn
12/5
2019
“The police, Miss Blennerhassett!” (She’s moved south.) #withnailandi @ The Essex Rose Tearooms Dedham https://t.co/5zLlzkE0Ph
12/2
2019
@M_H_Withnail Sherry.
11/30
2019
It is a well known trick by ghosts that when you stab them with your black-hafted knife, they always invite you to… https://t.co/HVPS5Lb4QT
Retweeted by Hugh DixonMy one #ff RT @MeaveofConnaugh: On the road between Kilkee and Doonbeg in County Clare, you will find a little plac… https://t.co/4RCKWASGy1
11/22
2019
@GirlsOwn "I'm sorry, Mister Arbuthnot, but I cannot enlighten you as to who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah… https://t.co/bjIWz5u2KNConcert day! Looking forward to the performance this afternoon. It's going to be wonderful singing through the time… https://t.co/XMNJW5Yz2B
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11/17
2019
@RoyalDickie @thisisjoeob Whoever, dear Dickie. Not whomever.
11/16
2019
Any suggestion that @GreatrAnglia couldn’t run a railway is a colossal understatementYikes. RT @TheWatchers_: Extremely close flyby of asteroid 2019 UN13 - just 0.03 LD, closest since February 2011… https://t.co/hYmoye2cgM
11/2
2019
@sianldavid Couldn’t say, I always arrived and left with a sprightly spring in my step. Is the old Linotype machine… https://t.co/pStOULqLKT @sianldavid Those lifts haven’t changed since 1998.
11/1
2019
@PulpLibrarian Like Moorcock?
10/23
2019
@HJBurridge Good luck Henry! Where are you off to?
10/4
2019
@sampetherick @bath_voice Very best of luck with it Sam!
10/3
2019
Pro-European succeeded pro-European in 1990 shock https://t.co/jAE66f1ZEF
9/27
2019
Nearly 500 Vols came out to tell their stories this week with @DearWorld, including Chancellor @DondePlowman. Their… https://t.co/th3KTtSOhI
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9/20
2019
@samatlounge Why Come to Slaka? - Malcolm Bradbury. All of Molesworth - Willans and Searle, as any fule kno.
9/5
2019
And @suffolkgazette triumphs again. RT @SlowSlownews: Painful. https://t.co/WfBuRUBGw4
8/27
2019
@psywarorg Quick, look away and make it look like we don’t know who bent the propellor.
8/23
2019
@PeterDix0n Chewy bit in the fried potatoes
8/14
2019
@markannand It’s only a flesh wound...Veg slicer 1 - Dixon 0 #ouch https://t.co/AZeB32C6E7
8/13
2019
Jacob Rees-Mogg Esq vs The Rest Of Us. https://t.co/9YzLnIQDCc
7/26
2019
See what they did there? RT @BBCSport: Britain's four-time champion Chris Froome has been ruled out of the Tour d… https://t.co/TK3tObU1B9
6/12
2019
Hey @Bath_Gull you lookin at me? https://t.co/7GDRVvsWsFI might go back to Ipswich ... RT @metoffice: Heading out on the roads tomorrow afternoon? - it could be pretty wet… https://t.co/RWbYbbOYsX @MartinBelam Bless her and you.
6/6
2019
@EnvAgencyAnglia @wwf_uk Here you go #savethebees 🐝🐝🐝 - two bees on the thyme in our herb garden this morning. https://t.co/Msr847SwRW
6/1
2019
While the poor people sleeping with the shade on the light… RT @TheWatchers_: Las Vegas surpassed annual average ra… https://t.co/1RtvI1iV5TRuh-roh @pensionbee https://t.co/ZjtCoGBTBU
5/11
2019
Well done to the royal pair for naming their first-born after my stepmother’s cat #Archie #ginger #prince https://t.co/kWrSZNrt9O
5/8
2019
Thus spake Bob James. RT @GeorgeTMcCready: 11th Commandment: do not run white text on a dark background, particula… https://t.co/XYdrkizfpg
4/26
2019
Rust never sleeps. @ Aldeburgh Beach https://t.co/5rkZRvM34mThe mind baggles @ Ipswich Town Centre https://t.co/ZMcWFu3pR7
4/13
2019
@Tylko Oo-er missus. It never crossed my mind...Good luck all. RT @IpswichChoral: Rehearsal over, all set for our audience to arrive, we've even put the flags out!… https://t.co/HGrKdTigGE
4/6
2019
Ich nichten lichten. https://t.co/Q0mfvMVSXO
4/5
2019
It’s all kicking off in #Ipswich https://t.co/uB51ZZwtQF
4/4
2019
All the threes https://t.co/qjKJUgJQrz
3/23
2019
@Autism Kangaroos
3/17
2019
@samatlounge Butterscotch if memory serves. #angeldelight @David_Lewins Don’t say that to a bloke whose shed roofing felt has just been shredded in a gale.
3/11
2019
The Cuervo Gold… RT @70s_party: Mucho https://t.co/parrdczUAa
3/8
2019
Flipping heck it’s #PancakeDay https://t.co/BaLEKcQ42f
3/5
2019
@GirlsOwn Before embarking on any missionary work, the young lady would be well advised to consider her position.WANT RT @41Strange: A Ferrofluid Clock by Designer Zelf Koelman (https://t.co/IUTEPFjmWZ) https://t.co/HA2gU0CRVD
3/3
2019
Great name for a security light. https://t.co/R2YoUh4zMB
2/26
2019
Tickets are on sale for our @IpswichChoral concert on 6th April: https://t.co/ARGYs3B1Qc Amazing new work by… https://t.co/6HgB8QVDvO
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2/20
2019
@sianldavid No.
2/19
2019
@SlowSlownews You’ve been had. @SouthendNewsNetTop #valentines present from dixonkate016 - #chili #shoes 🥰😍🥰😍💏🌶 ❣ @ Ipswich, Suffolk https://t.co/ffpf9VGI4c
2/14
2019
@AskLloydsBank Hi PM. Yes the iOS app is working fine via EE 4G @AskLloydsBank Hi - I’ve been having issues logging on to internet banking since yesterday, using Safari and Chrome… https://t.co/tVCKaWKV9T
2/11
2019
@Paulwiltshire @UoGjourno @UoGMagJourno @BASportsJourno @TVP_UoG Blimey how do they keep their grip?
2/10
2019
I dare to believe. https://t.co/Fq38Q3djZq
2/6
2019
@mattp4478 @affinitybyserif Excellent news. (Sorry secret.) 🥳
2/5
2019
Crikey he’s changed a bit. https://t.co/6erL9cNTRn
2/4
2019
It’s amazing what they sell in B&Q these days. #fnarr #organ https://t.co/EzbZliFSa8
2/1
2019
@moira_young I have been thinking long and hard about this. I think we should be called the Utterly Incompetents. T… https://t.co/SIezjXoIDL @GeorgeTMcCready @redswang I always called it a whirly wheel. I’ve still got metal and clear plastic typescales (a… https://t.co/5dzGyefSgA
1/31
2019
RT @Paulwiltshire: We can't keep charging print readers more for a lesser product. Why not ? It’s always worked before. Oh wait...
1/29
2019
@PeterDix0n You are what you eat. @moira_young Somewhat drawn-out move but happy to be here & pretty much retired! I was thinking of picking up the… https://t.co/nT6uT2yi1p @moira_young @joannanadin So glad I moved away ;-)Witty and provoking trompe-l’oeil from Bath Festival of Scaffolding: the downward sweep of Milsom Street #Bath now… https://t.co/jFSm5mfSTc
1/28
2019
I've got a jumper like that. https://t.co/2cbCXy554eI neither know nor care. https://t.co/LOJFRMwrcQ
1/26
2019
Not in my name RT @EMA_News: EMA staff lowered the 28 EU flags and symbolically said goodbye to their London office… https://t.co/CySpqn0rAk @sianldavid @BristolLive You go girl @Queens_Lib @QueensCam Infamous? Really?
1/25
2019
@LizaJaneG @FirstBSA You MUST sit on top, at the front if possible - it’s a white-knuckle thrill ride going down Lansdown.#uksnow 1/10 IP2
1/24
2019
@sianldavid Swears not sweats grrrrrrr @sianldavid Prepare for sweats! All well here, settling in nicely x @sianldavid Trailer Park Boys (Netflix). Much suited to binge watching. Hang on in there…
1/21
2019
What say you to this, @M_H_Withnail ? https://t.co/mTT8hKyx9W
1/15
2019
Plough! Plough! Plough! Plough! RT @BBCArchive: Goathland Plough Stot ceremony. @Scarfolk is real. https://t.co/C13UiWq9o0
1/13
2019
It didn’t impress me in 1966. RT @LBFlyawayhome: Artist #RobertAyton got his young nephew to pose for this illustr… https://t.co/OhKtMBIzIjRobert de Bruce, presumably. https://t.co/MAS363u6ED
1/12
2019
So sad RT @TeachPrimary: Somerset-based primary headteacher Sue East wrote this beautiful goodbye letter to her pup… https://t.co/FSjn8d5q5l
1/11
2018
He is lemon and lime, @70s_party , so I have called this #LemonPig Sprite https://t.co/35oixV2jVbIt’s Thursday, right?
12/31
2018
Wise words from Woody https://t.co/6kGg5eqk3u @SidJohnson99 It seemed a good way to start the year. @SidJohnson99 Well I went here https://t.co/LeMcpu4SJ7 and it all kicked off.Damn close… RT @TheWatchers_: Asteroid 2018 YL2 flew past Earth at 0.15 lunar distances https://t.co/shSz1hl0GOhttps://t.co/gBV7a8J6MfRelief… https://t.co/HZAKEHJzKgBrutal. https://t.co/AUQZYbCFvc
12/30
2018
@DrDLittle Yes - it’s been going on for months.
12/29
2018
It’s your favourite foreign movie.
12/25
2018

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