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my theatrics will never end

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me at 5am when i realize my daily promise to myself that i'll sleep at a normal time is broken again https://t.co/wKY2zv60dz @tellmeimbello OMG!!! I'm trying to plan organize a game in AC for when people come to my townways america would be different if britney spears were president ✨ https://t.co/ABngIN6x9r
Retweeted by jakei love quarantine ! i just drink jose cuervo and wear sweatpants @ronnelallegedly https://t.co/0WGR2qQtTe I just printed my literal map out tho @crazystupidthik We need to play again omg I dont think you ever saw my final town </3 Miss youhttps://t.co/lK6b4xUkE9
Retweeted by jakeYes Ive been drawing on a printed out map of my animal crossing town for 2 hours trying to plan out what I want to… https://t.co/UBcZeAFoRl
3/29
2020
@CoolDotCom MADOKA @jovepedemic It is poison do you know how much raid I sprayed in there @jovepedemic &-&,&1&&,@2@;@1@:'cksfuck u jake garner! now you will pay im serious. https://t.co/TDFgEsEnV6 https://t.co/OsD52Y2jRK
Retweeted by jake @coonaverse cant wait =)♥️♥️!!Not my villager I had a meltdown over the other day moving into my friend's town 😭😭😭😭😭 @coonaverse NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LMAONOW LIVEEE going to terraform my town and more on animal crossing! https://t.co/iqtKwh4Zuv https://t.co/QKt1zkRxzz
3/28
2020
@Libesb Im not talking about Trump weirdo !https://t.co/Nj9Q7F0VRw @Abalisah Idt unless people are added as best friends now that they can take out shovels or axes @Abalisah Digging up their fossils is worse omg @Libesb Exactly she cant keep getting away with itme with my magic wand on animal crossing https://t.co/jWDvLzUs82everybody please confess.. who else can't stop making banana bread latelySo why was he against it until 2012 🙂 https://t.co/srPx7zlH8wFINALLY!!!!!! All my life I had to fight https://t.co/yl0WeV45afAnimal crossing you may be my favorite game but your starting to piss me off .Yes the rumors are true I made my town tune Big Girls Don't Cry by Fergie @girlscocky Calling it animal crossing language is cuter I know about animalese and bebebese obvi 🙄Our school system is broken and corrupt. They need to start teaching animal crossing language across America @IiIac CUTEEE that backpack @asweepypeach You look so good queen💜Why does 1999 spongebob looks like Ellen the generous https://t.co/14xcR9OB9I
3/27
2020
https://t.co/3KJYOEgz9J @sorry214 If I time traveled I'd have landscaping already and my town would be pristine DUMMYisabelle said my town is only rated 2 stars ok guess i'll just die https://t.co/UR2FwItRsHi miss when rihanna would tweet @f0lake Taking a nap is breaking gender roles♥️ Cant wait for my Vice articlei don't care if taking naps is gay i'm still gonna do it https://t.co/7x2MSwYKsG @IIigator No omg I just spent all my money @melongorl I miss her powerBritney would never lie https://t.co/8Ceprx8Vtg @ethermac So you think mass incarceration is funny?I think the queen on the left served https://t.co/d8Hg6MrNyD @ikywtoutsold it was my friend nat's at 543 ^.^ @NaweezyKareezy Theres so much to do I'mma play for a long time!!this looks like youre coming to pick up an eighth 😭 https://t.co/K3NM3AaS5o
Retweeted by jakei'm gasping https://t.co/M8SpSA5way @beyonseh You giving me my fav Beyoncé song thank you Evanthis the earliest i've been up in weeks https://t.co/ndhwnXvcbOOMGGG her having a picture of her sister in her house... that's so cute https://t.co/dz8vtKisDs @cisphobia Maybe if youre like blind and braindeadI used my slingshot on the present after yall can relax 🙄 I'm multifaceted @_imtheproblem To YOU @arxchi_ I'm using drunk elephants right now! @babyphag OMGGGG
3/26
2020
@lekaybelle Tarantula chasing me and if it bites you you get knocked out omg @itbunnygirl2 they randomly show up in shop https://t.co/jmI2rGHsakMY MIND.... https://t.co/BMLu0zA9zC @KelseyCobblepot https://t.co/HO94CBnqehMissing her https://t.co/VHvcxOz0wEJust woke up only to remember I tweeted a meltdown over getting an ugly villager at 7AMTalent won goodbye GRUFF. https://t.co/5RAWA8kXUAexist . https://t.co/Z31zD7mWAwhe will pay i'm serious. https://t.co/cAow5QhNy1i will get rid of this ugly WILDABEEST even if its the last thing i do https://t.co/DYnZQ5zEv5stayed up til 6am again https://t.co/eDUbRGNqRltimmy has died https://t.co/sKHqg3EMEq
Retweeted by jake @cringeposterr =====> @tropicadethe shirt...... https://t.co/UhHZIJHpbqcan't get haircut cuz of social distancing or whateva https://t.co/ZPOYt5B98t
3/25
2020
NOW LIVEEE more animal crossing https://t.co/iqtKwh4Zuv https://t.co/UR2FwItRsH @freshhel Barbra Streisand dog clones 😻Good night https://t.co/m3fXzJ62QfOMG my fav Taylor song! RT @ddlovato: Last Kiss - Taylor Swift
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3/24
2020
my greeting msg to all my visitors https://t.co/6tMIMl3zdE
Retweeted by jakeI need a desk built https://t.co/FAp8d6gFcp @MrByrness Not me thinking this was about animal crossing 😭Just paid 198,000 loan https://t.co/bDgyfjif9Ghappy https://t.co/05Un8xqbQv @jovology KETCHUPPPPno ANIMAL CROSSING today we're playing jackbox and don't starve together https://t.co/iqtKwh4Zuv https://t.co/f7xxvxmbJf
3/23
2020
Another day another slay https://t.co/kRoEwNBc5EWhy do I feel guilty whenever I tell Blathers I'm too busy to hear about what he has to say on my donations https://t.co/rs4DIUoPQhThey don't even have garlic powder like I'm losing my mind at this https://t.co/KS7t7RYPAoIts so funny when you're like busy doing things you don't want to you think "oh I can't wait to have free time soon… https://t.co/qLA6AMlNsa @3exoticbroads theyre rude as hell for freezing your insta! @BADENDlNG I wasnt looking for it but its my third island today @BADENDlNG yeah its random! @harlottesweb https://t.co/V5F3OHYw6X https://t.co/18b4AWn2NE @eric_ocean_ its 5000 nook miles on the machine! @drewsbreathing Nook shopping ! @spacekid1999 yea!! @spacekid1999 there is an island where they keep respawning in centerwrist icicle ride dick bicycle https://t.co/T6djjbQErC @sliccmic *runs to sewer like boy in IT* @sliccmic The filter is taking me out OMFG @onIyworse I haven't seen one yet 😔 @danielabzzn omg someone asked me how yday so i was like whateva ill record now that someone else taught me
3/22
2020

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