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Luana ✨ @i_mthestorm looking for pillows

• dark queen of unknown realms • several kinds of crazy • she/her •

1,790 Following   3,932 Followers   22,855 Tweets

Joined Twitter 11/6/15


@parilani Okay, you're right @parilani I have questions
8/6
2021
@PrincesaBallena Tastiest cold dish @jojipaints Me https://t.co/EyjRP8mi9o An (boy) fren https://t.co/w1FZlHFn9b @Theropologist https://t.co/NQ0aDF1Mqk @ContestThursday https://t.co/NQ0aDFjnOUI'll have my revenge, you'll see *steals a bite of your cheese* @erichwithach Aaahh thank you ☺️ @kieransofar whoa with the extremes! Only on the inside @waesmilesreads https://t.co/pKo3bSaow2Does anyone want to be the one, aha 👉👈 https://t.co/DsgzPdvJvo https://t.co/nGw5B8H96V @kieransofar Stop contributing to global warming @mikeholmesart Piece of cake @CarbonatedCB https://t.co/5lU4y5wBZP @realfunghi 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Sorry, I didn't mean to start a fire this bigThings are going pretty well - I thought, right before waking up
8/5
2021
@mikeholmesart Please share this skill with the class
8/4
2021
@alexmchotstuff I for one, admire youNow you see ghosts, now you don't 👻 https://t.co/mrw072tz7q @drnelk Last night I had the strangest dream, I was thinking about going to the gym, and i don't have a bunch of things @confusatron Oh, like the ones that say "baaaah"? @mastrap84 Dang it @IdioticPony It really doesHas anyone found out what "sleep" is yet? @AnOrangeSNES https://t.co/7bG3DsCl72
8/3
2021
@Princess_Rides That's right @FlamingJewelea SHUSH, I'LL BLUSH <3 @alexmchotstuff Funny, *you're* my favorite @PutsWordsHere Throwing is the best thing to do with bricks
8/2
2021
@iggythebot https://t.co/k3Ga5VUx0z @Theropologist *smh* the moon hits again @PrincesaBallena https://t.co/n1J5oZ8A8y @mikeholmesart https://t.co/cKpsVjeiB0
8/1
2021
@PrincesaBallena YES, I need an accomplice!Crashing birthday parties for the triangle sandwiches
7/31
2021
@parilani I've been holding a mirror for you while you talk @EthanOpia_ https://t.co/ZEadK6LsqM @TommyRainFall They lied to you about the "human" partlaundry is such a scam, you do it once and then you have to keep doing it?? why don’t clothes just stay clean
Retweeted by Luana ✨ @parilani *starts pouring the love* https://t.co/xwTLyAutSn @EthanOpia_ How's your black eye feeling? @PrincesaBallena I knew a kid who kept a euro in his mouth during karate class cause he "had nowhere to put it". He swallowed it.I went to 3 different grocery store chains and none of them had dino nuggets. I am not ok.
Retweeted by Luana ✨ @BrandonMcCamey Kermit the frog @maxoupial https://t.co/bk776DGzPa @confusatron https://t.co/wn0pzny8OT @jojipaints I---- 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺❤️ @cuntyfruitbats *shudder*
7/30
2021
Who said it better? https://t.co/Algkk6cOSa https://t.co/tq6SvYaIW1 @parilani This is the best form of evil @chinesegon sim for the whole baguette, and something might happen @cuntyfruitbats https://t.co/24wDm5wcgS @PrincesaBallena https://t.co/9VBqFYwXjw @TashvaLucretia @boombabybrown Great minds @boombabybrown https://t.co/5J9q5Ote8nI hate it when people.
Retweeted by Luana ✨People who bite popsicles, where are the bodies hidden?
Retweeted by Luana ✨ @boombabybrown Jordam, don't post feet pics for free!Hey honey, we're out of TP for the cat to play with @realfunghi This is milkshake level good
7/29
2021
@PrincesaBallena I ate them
7/28
2021
@boombabybrown AHH AHH AHHSunscreen can prevent two things: - getting sun burned - revealing you can't pronounce "aloe"
Retweeted by Luana ✨ @BaconTheif https://t.co/mp9c4AHUBs @PrincesaBallena I like to see your face in gifsWhat's wrong with me, you say? Well I'm hungry, of course🎶 If you're hungry and you know it, eat some cheese 🎶 @EthanOpia_ @redbubble THANK YOU ALSO YOU'D ROCK IT @mikeholmesart https://t.co/Se3ihZMOkJ @parilani @redbubble Aha, like you 🙃Him: Hey, have you seen my hoodie? Me: You mean *our* hoodie
Retweeted by Luana ✨ @parilani I don't like ... I love @JerryMunson10 @redbubble THANK YOU https://t.co/pFFohD01LT @PrincesaBallena @redbubble Until July 30! https://t.co/o8uLmZV5LnBoyfriend says: "much comfy, much power" https://t.co/tjpFn6oO5S✨ IT'S A SALE ✨ 25% off on any clothing item from my shop with the code GETDRESSED👕🧦 All da t-shirts, scarves, so… https://t.co/J56Y6m9yfO
7/27
2021
@king_glouis_XI Start with cheese @goofballbirkla *maniac laugh* https://t.co/6tVMQPRD0HThem: I'll need to see some ID Me: Sure! Them: And if you could remove the dino mask, that'd help too @dinasophiaart I'm Luana! I share nonsense more than art over here, but Instagram takes care of that… https://t.co/PHxxpYRy7q @capnwatsisname @Kat_ZenJammer @TheSuperiorPink @TheRichieK @AnOrangeSNES @208RAB Can't wait to try someone's couch out @parilani But do golden retrievers get grumpy and hate all human contact? @parilani Hmmm, no, you're the cat. Cat's get zoomies.
7/26
2021
@parilani Lani, why you subtweeting me @PrincesaBallena That's what I say to my bed head @PrincesaBallena @alexmchotstuff And I both @PrincesaBallena Poetry who https://t.co/fxuipZ2Hk4[at a birthday party] This could have been an email
Retweeted by Luana ✨I'm very good at relating to zombies
7/25
2021
@PrincesaBallena Just follow me
7/24
2021
My confusion was forged in stainless steel
7/23
2021
@WhoGivesACrapTP @LexoLuthoro I propose you're not looking close enough, but fine https://t.co/KAD9ie09aC @LexoLuthoro @WhoGivesACrapTP Come on, sponsor this lizard! @Trisarahjtops I would be, a little @maxoupial Dangit, I've lost count @EthanOpia_ Yes, I agree @Heatinblack https://t.co/bLew2llbUvIs it okay to eat the sour patch kids only, or should you end the suffering of sour patch dads too? @jesstervonNap Thank youuu 🥺 @jackjackwilds AAAAAHHHHH 🥺❤️
7/21
2021

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