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Retweeted by 👮🏻‍♂️Alaya Kamal👮🏻‍♂️me coughing so the person who walked in the bathroom doesn’t try to open my stall
Retweeted by 👮🏻‍♂️Alaya Kamal👮🏻‍♂️Girls stop giving your parents responsibilities to someone's son. So unless you're married to him, or he's comforta…
Retweeted by 👮🏻‍♂️Alaya Kamal👮🏻‍♂️I hope for your sake you don’t keep waking up feeling insecure about everything in your life.
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Retweeted by 👮🏻‍♂️Alaya Kamal👮🏻‍♂️Default settings small.....I go slap you enter coma ....which kyn rough play be that one😒
Retweeted by 👮🏻‍♂️Alaya Kamal👮🏻‍♂️Apart from "it's not happening tonight" what other statement humbles you?
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Retweeted by 👮🏻‍♂️Alaya Kamal👮🏻‍♂️Sco pa tu manaa...
Retweeted by 👮🏻‍♂️Alaya Kamal👮🏻‍♂️two words "hey" and "nigga" Repeat that alot and you're basically "Chief Keef"
Retweeted by 👮🏻‍♂️Alaya Kamal👮🏻‍♂️Sorry do we have another Nigeria i don't know about? 🤔 Which one is 5000 and 2000 naira note again 😎
Retweeted by 👮🏻‍♂️Alaya Kamal👮🏻‍♂️Being single is so boring. Sometimes I throw a pillow at myself and be like "baby stooppp, I'm tired" 😂😂😂😂 😂 🤭
Retweeted by 👮🏻‍♂️Alaya Kamal👮🏻‍♂️I don’t like the word lazy i prefer the term “selective participation”
Retweeted by 👮🏻‍♂️Alaya Kamal👮🏻‍♂️Which kind rough play be this? And she didn't slap him to default settings? 😳 Artist do you have his or her Songs the most on your Phone? Mine: Eminem.
Retweeted by 👮🏻‍♂️Alaya Kamal👮🏻‍♂️ @J3ff__J3ff Come what are you doing 😂What's an adult problem no body prepared you for?Why Do university and polytechnics brochures show students laughing while doing a group assignment.? Who laughs during an assignment ?😒
Retweeted by 👮🏻‍♂️Alaya Kamal👮🏻‍♂️ @AdesiyanEbunade shot it...Baby girl is good at it
Retweeted by 👮🏻‍♂️Alaya Kamal👮🏻‍♂️Wait for it...😂
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Retweeted by 👮🏻‍♂️Alaya Kamal👮🏻‍♂️ @Officer_Whizzy Done.The first time Davido replied my DM
Retweeted by 👮🏻‍♂️Alaya Kamal👮🏻‍♂️- Boy needs your Advice.
Retweeted by 👮🏻‍♂️Alaya Kamal👮🏻‍♂️Do you remember when you and your ex almost took an oath that you will never leave yourselves. You better thank God…
Retweeted by 👮🏻‍♂️Alaya Kamal👮🏻‍♂️ @wammiri Light no dey 😂Your first six emoji explain your life now. No cheating Please Mine: 🙆🚶🕴😘😂🤔
Retweeted by 👮🏻‍♂️Alaya Kamal👮🏻‍♂️Hello: How r u? How’s ur day going? Have u eaten? 😒 🤷‍♀️ Hello, pls how much is ... 💃🏽 🤸🏽‍♂️🤸🏽‍♂️🤸🏽‍♂️🤸🏽‍♂️🤸🏽‍♂️…
Retweeted by 👮🏻‍♂️Alaya Kamal👮🏻‍♂️- Question for the timeline.
Retweeted by 👮🏻‍♂️Alaya Kamal👮🏻‍♂️😳😳😳😳 romancing each other what happens next 😒
Retweeted by 👮🏻‍♂️Alaya Kamal👮🏻‍♂️When you find your mum hiding to cry in silence 💔
Retweeted by 👮🏻‍♂️Alaya Kamal👮🏻‍♂️Relationship❤️ stress😖 is so painful😭, I scratched👊 someone's head in a Taxi🚕, thinking💭 it's mine. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Retweeted by 👮🏻‍♂️Alaya Kamal👮🏻‍♂️😂 😂 😂
Retweeted by 👮🏻‍♂️Alaya Kamal👮🏻‍♂️Why can't trees give off something useful like wifi.Asmah Local Treat is specialized in making a tasteful Awara/Tofu (fried or fresh) and Garin Danwake/Beans Dumplings…
Retweeted by 👮🏻‍♂️Alaya Kamal👮🏻‍♂️You can’t hate people and love God at the same time 💔💔
Retweeted by 👮🏻‍♂️Alaya Kamal👮🏻‍♂️As a Nigerian if you haven't had the almighty indomie and egg combo, are you really a Nigerian?☺️🤔What’s the weirdest item you keep under/by your bed?
Retweeted by 👮🏻‍♂️Alaya Kamal👮🏻‍♂️ @Mz_Tosyn StunningTall glass of hot chocolate 🍫
Retweeted by 👮🏻‍♂️Alaya Kamal👮🏻‍♂️To think she can dance like this, are parents must be a citizen of the marlian nation 🤣 @llcoolstain No mans land 😂What's a place that's easy to enter but hard to exit?
Retweeted by 👮🏻‍♂️Alaya Kamal👮🏻‍♂️Don't let what you can't do interfere with what you can do
Retweeted by 👮🏻‍♂️Alaya Kamal👮🏻‍♂️Cleaning your room while listening to music can make you lift the wardrobe alone.😂
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Retweeted by 👮🏻‍♂️Alaya Kamal👮🏻‍♂️Someone broke your heart, you want to kill yourself....mtchewww. Have you tried deleting a chat on WhatsApp and you…
Retweeted by 👮🏻‍♂️Alaya Kamal👮🏻‍♂️fellas, are you seriously arguing about this chemical madness?
If hes capable why not he'll just have to kearn on the job
Retweeted by 👮🏻‍♂️Alaya Kamal👮🏻‍♂️I’m dead 😂😂
Retweeted by 👮🏻‍♂️Alaya Kamal👮🏻‍♂️I ain't got shit to hide But I ain't got shit to tell either 😒😒😒
Retweeted by 👮🏻‍♂️Alaya Kamal👮🏻‍♂️Bomboclaat.
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Retweeted by 👮🏻‍♂️Alaya Kamal👮🏻‍♂️Never beg anyone to love because even if they eventually do and you have any quarrels they'll constantly remind you…
Retweeted by 👮🏻‍♂️Alaya Kamal👮🏻‍♂️The best you can do for those who engage your tweets regularly is to engage theirs too. They are productive too.…
Retweeted by 👮🏻‍♂️Alaya Kamal👮🏻‍♂️Someone said, being Gay is disgusting but Lesbianism is not. Who raised you please
Retweeted by 👮🏻‍♂️Alaya Kamal👮🏻‍♂️If you were to a SUPERHERO which SUPERPOWERS would you have. Me: Invisible.
Retweeted by 👮🏻‍♂️Alaya Kamal👮🏻‍♂️Ever bought an expensive stuff and tell your mum a lower price just so you can stay alive?😂😭💔
Retweeted by 👮🏻‍♂️Alaya Kamal👮🏻‍♂️ @sultanofAba 👍👍Piece of advice 👂🏾, when you get that money, don't follow them to do parte after parte o, buy properties as much as…
Retweeted by 👮🏻‍♂️Alaya Kamal👮🏻‍♂️What you ordered vs what you got
Retweeted by 👮🏻‍♂️Alaya Kamal👮🏻‍♂️Boomboclaat
Retweeted by 👮🏻‍♂️Alaya Kamal👮🏻‍♂️Let's go on a journey, today's goal is 100 Km/hr.
Retweeted by 👮🏻‍♂️Alaya Kamal👮🏻‍♂️😂😂
Retweeted by 👮🏻‍♂️Alaya Kamal👮🏻‍♂️When you lie and your friend follows it along and backs you up without you having to say a thing
Retweeted by 👮🏻‍♂️Alaya Kamal👮🏻‍♂️Your babe left you to date me, which one is na cult you’re joining??? Bro chill, e never reach that level na abi wh…
Retweeted by 👮🏻‍♂️Alaya Kamal👮🏻‍♂️When your partner start replying you with "whatever", "Na you sabii"... Bros just know that the relationship is remaining 2mb🤣🤣🤣
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Retweeted by 👮🏻‍♂️Alaya Kamal👮🏻‍♂️*Heaven* God: you may ask me 1 question Me: why aren't there lowercase and upercase numbers? God: what? Me:… Girlfriend Will Ask for Small Money, You'll Start Complaining "Am I your Father?" You That is Sucking Her Brez…
Retweeted by 👮🏻‍♂️Alaya Kamal👮🏻‍♂️I still love you but we can't be together.
Retweeted by 👮🏻‍♂️Alaya Kamal👮🏻‍♂️Dear Enugu Twitter, if you can do any of these designs or know anyone who can do it for us(my office) kindly dm.…
Retweeted by 👮🏻‍♂️Alaya Kamal👮🏻‍♂️What 😭😭 he sounds like a lion when praying, doesn't make him a responsible man. Not all lions are from the tribe of judah!🚶
Retweeted by 👮🏻‍♂️Alaya Kamal👮🏻‍♂️People are moving from twitter Dm to whatsapp, they're meeting up, starting and having a beautiful relationship. B…
Retweeted by 👮🏻‍♂️Alaya Kamal👮🏻‍♂️Some salary's are not much enough to be called salary they are just pockets money 🙅🏻‍♂️🙅🏻‍♂️🙅🏻‍♂️
Retweeted by 👮🏻‍♂️Alaya Kamal👮🏻‍♂️Stretch marks is a sign that you started having sex early. 😦😎
Retweeted by 👮🏻‍♂️Alaya Kamal👮🏻‍♂️God blessed my Final year with a Queen 👑
Retweeted by 👮🏻‍♂️Alaya Kamal👮🏻‍♂️Who takes the Crown 👑 for the most "Iconic Voice" among these legendary characters? Choose by using the poll below…
Retweeted by 👮🏻‍♂️Alaya Kamal👮🏻‍♂️your good friend invited you to meet his/her girlfriend/boyfriend at their place and when you reached there, boom i…
Retweeted by 👮🏻‍♂️Alaya Kamal👮🏻‍♂️Look deep and tell me what u see?💯0
Retweeted by 👮🏻‍♂️Alaya Kamal👮🏻‍♂️What is the name of the first phone you used?
Retweeted by 👮🏻‍♂️Alaya Kamal👮🏻‍♂️Cover one eye and get close to the screen.You tweet sense - ‘Okoto’ You tweet breasts - You’re a hoe You tweet gently - You’re a coward You tweet harshly - Y…
Retweeted by 👮🏻‍♂️Alaya Kamal👮🏻‍♂️ @iam_skamal @phizzywizzy @Abdool_Hafees @femostica21 laughter ain't a bad idea
Retweeted by 👮🏻‍♂️Alaya Kamal👮🏻‍♂️She's fighting with her Dad after he tries to discipline her for sleeping out at boy's . I don't even know anymore…
Retweeted by 👮🏻‍♂️Alaya Kamal👮🏻‍♂️ @iretominwa @17 @19 😳If this is not enough to make you laugh, then something is wrong with you. God, what is this again? 😂