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Stand Up Comedian. One half of #ShaggedMarriedAnnoyed with my wife @rosemarino. Book available for preorder now 👇🏻

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Joined Twitter 2/28/09


@helenafruddx @DHutch80072616 Well this is just a wonderful exchange! You’ve made my day ☺️ @gingechanel 👀 🎾 @mlsc1973 My pleasure mate!Make sure you watch Tipping Point Lucky Stars next Sunday 4th October, our amazing Patron @IAmChrisRamsey will be p… https://t.co/87VccekPqi
Retweeted by Chris Ramsey @xkiraeliza @Rosemarino 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻There’s me listening to Shagged Married Annoyed 🤣 @Rosemarino @IAmChrisRamsey https://t.co/lcfNgniE8k
Retweeted by Chris Ramsey @kimbel82 I pray to a photo of him every day 👑Tonight on #TheOneShow @MissAlexjones and @IAmChrisRamsey will be catching up with 🌟 @daraobriain 🌟 @DavidOlusogahttps://t.co/JLbGbAY4ZS
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9/28
2020
@jemmajobennett @Rosemarino Thanks mate!
9/27
2020
Little Mix The Search starts tonight! Which means not long until the live shows hosted by yours truly! The auditi… https://t.co/uHJhSJEhVc @TheBigNath @mattforde You two would have really boring sex @danfar93 @dominos If you haven’t already, you need to GET IN THE SEA! @dalewarburton1 I’ll let that one slide... @lhendry87 @Rosemarino @CR_UK Nice work!I’m sorry, but healthy breakfasts can absolutely do one. “Ooooh I could smell that muesli from upstairs!” - said no one EVER. @BeckyBecs 🍆 🧽Thanks for all the love for this weeks #ShaggedMarriedAnnoyed guys, glad it’s cheering you up listening to it as mu… https://t.co/PksIDIam16Huge thank you to tonight's guests 🤘 @QueenWillRock, @DrBrianMay, @OfficialRMT + @adamlambert 🌟 @MarvinHumes 🌟… https://t.co/8m4orJ2J0w
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9/26
2020
Join Alex Jones from 9.30am Sunday Morning ⏰ Guests include: 🔸 @IAmChrisRamsey & @rosemarino chatting about their… https://t.co/Ad0nKQdSl6
Retweeted by Chris RamseyHi booklings! An exciting start to the day, and a thank-you to be given: we're so grateful to @IAmChrisRamsey and… https://t.co/k6ijv7GpAt
Retweeted by Chris Ramsey @sallywenham @nytimes I have SO many questions @amyreaderbooks Absolute scum bagMANCHESTER! My good mate, and regular #ShaggedMarriedAnnoyed fodder @CPHutchinson is doing a stand up show at The… https://t.co/5SI7uHzlJLEeeeeeeee #ShaggedMarriedAnnoyed https://t.co/9UbRVm2ikC @Glamupnorth @RailwayHouseNE @WaterstonesNewc This is awesome! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻Newcastle! Be quick! #ShaggedMarriedAnnoyed https://t.co/Rg9e4zZKsYBrand new #ShaggedMarriedAnnoyed out now! With even more instights into @Rosemarino’s tragic little life before she… https://t.co/BevHDiVr5l
9/25
2020
@laurenjenney Amazing @BlearsTnP @Rosemarino 🤞🏻 @jojocc85 And @Rosemarino https://t.co/217FHy0CzH @JonnaAnderson @Rosemarino He knows it makes sense @just_col @Rosemarino Hahahaha @noapaulogies @Rosemarino Genius! @BlearsTnP @Rosemarino Still a win
9/24
2020
The power of the SMA’s! #ShaggedMarriedAnnoyed https://t.co/HkKYoTkVOu @CharlotteNash90 @gedspears @Rosemarino It’s a motorhome you ANIMALS!Hoping these new restrictions at least stop @Rosemarino leaving for Ibiza... #ShaggedMarriedAnnoyed
9/23
2020
@moiann2 Wow! @hanaroseturner @WHSmith @Rosemarino Awesome! @Catladyz91 @Rosemarino @shagmarryannoy @YouTube OH I LOVE THIS BLOKE! ClassicGood news @IAmChrisRamsey fans! We've been lucky enough to add an extra performance to Chris' visit next year- he'l… https://t.co/lwfYmuLqVW
Retweeted by Chris Ramsey @CarolineN_W @MrsBearsPlace @Rosemarino 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 @BethanyMWash @Rosemarino Sun scream 😱 @topper1407 @Rosemarino You didn’t... but check your DM’s
9/22
2020
Mysteries... mysteries... mysteries... https://t.co/sQQoK749YU*wearily* ”I don’t want to talk about you bike anymore” - Rosie Ramsey #ShaggedMarriedAnnoyed #NoContexthttps://t.co/DOQ8RVAZ7k
Retweeted by Chris Ramsey @CBrudy @Rosemarino You know what to do. @vickylazaris @Rosemarino @waynelineker Thanks! I was very proud of this segment @topper1407 @Rosemarino That’s absolutely brilliant! I never saw it at the time. Bloody well played!Robin started doing it last night. I’m so proud! https://t.co/cOirXukndXTickets are now on sale for our extra CHRIS RAMSEY show at The Baths Hall, #Scunthorpe! The gig will take place on… https://t.co/4zbNSORtvH
Retweeted by Chris RamseyIt maybe called the '2020 Tour' but due to obvious reasons @IAmChrisRamsey's latest show has been rescheduled to Au… https://t.co/q6xN3HqXx6
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9/21
2020
Tickets are now on sale for our extra CHRIS RAMSEY show at The Baths Hall, #Scunthorpe! The gig will take place on… https://t.co/BuIRLxoS3H
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9/19
2020
Also ON-SALE TODAY: Critically acclaimed comedian @IAmChrisRamsey is hitting the road for his biggest ever stand-up… https://t.co/n0xPaeSqb2
Retweeted by Chris RamseyExtra dates added for @IAmChrisRamsey's biggest ever stand-tour. Tickets on-sale now at: https://t.co/fgk8v3GJ7y https://t.co/RwBSKzXXQO
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9/18
2020
https://t.co/2nBeDFk3CBTHIS IS JUST THE AUTUMN IMAGE! All dates are on my website.@IAmChrisRamsey to Reschedule and Add Dates to his Biggest Ever Stand Up Tour https://t.co/PAtIyDXTdM
Retweeted by Chris RamseyAll my 2020 dates have now been rescheduled and some new dates have been added! Venue’s and ticket agents will be… https://t.co/1brWE7UYlK @CButterley @Rosemarino You are more than welcome. Thanks for getting the book
9/16
2020
@KirstyDews I have not. And thank you!
9/15
2020
@Dan__Morris @chrisramsay Is still like one! @tvmotorhomes @Rosemarino Thanks guys!
9/14
2020
@SumsionSheila Congrats!I rarely do this, but shoutout to The Athenaeum Hotel in London. They really looked after me when I was doing The O… https://t.co/1k3ccvTDe6 @grant_rattray @Rosemarino Thank you! @GlassesCraig @Rosemarino Fucks sake @ChrClrk @Rosemarino Amazing!My Dad has turned my son into a @TippingPointITV fan... can’t wait for him to watch this and finally give a shit ab… https://t.co/ByW84EQTLt @marksmusings @Rosemarino Hahaha @MrHawksworth @Rosemarino Thanks mate. We will keep going as long as people keep listening! @almurray @Rosemarino Thanks Al!Was fully prepared for it to be some kind of mistake and we wouldn’t even be in the chart... but there we are. Holy… https://t.co/rSxU3XIZ81 @kirstielouF @Rosemarino Priorities ✅ @gillianclarkk @Rosemarino Burn the garden. It’s cursed.
9/13
2020
🥺 https://t.co/nPKILab1x1 @HylandMick5 I literally have absolutely no idea. Sorry!
9/12
2020
Life hack: always doubt yourself ✅ #ShaggedMarriedAnnoyed https://t.co/kNPJRsviFa @Upsir74 @Rosemarino 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 @RachelPye2 Got to hope people see the blue tick. Report the account and it should get taken down. Some people have… https://t.co/RDXX2xwY3k @andigrainger See... she never listens!! @Craigyhunter1 @regdel88 @LauraAlex2 Constantly
9/11
2020
@ellamwatkins @Rosemarino @MichaelJBooks Thanks Ella! @regdel88 @LauraAlex2 Hahaha @bexxim After the event apparently!Just heard from Penguin... If you don't have the link for tonight's event, check your JUNK folder in your emails.… https://t.co/0Wo4GuTNoS @Sallyfl73767408 @Rosemarino You should have a link! @PenguinUKBooks ?Thanks guys! https://t.co/KE4j0io9qY @GraingerNeil @mousesheff Hahah amazing. Yeah it was @GraingerNeil 🙌🏻If I hear you’ve used this as a chopping board, we’re done mate. #ShaggedMarriedAnnoyed https://t.co/nkH2kzUunQ🤯🤯🤯🤯 #shaggedmarriedannoyed Thank you xx https://t.co/W129k71ziL
Retweeted by Chris Ramsey @Ferghal_T No mate. New dates getting announced shortlyI’ve already seen the audition shows... and they are brilliant! There’s gonna be laughs... and tears. Can’t wait!… https://t.co/ogG8H7ZvOj @abbeybelll @WHSmith guys. Sort it out?HA! This is me and my brother in law in the background. He’s the one who brakes his foot in the book!… https://t.co/kGOVe11Z17 @mattyj88ooosh @Rosemarino Best. Pub. Name. Ever @kmorrisuk Oh yes!WE DEMAND A RECOUNT! 🤯 . Thank you all so so much for buying our book. This is above and beyond what we expected.… https://t.co/AAP8q1K0kY
9/10
2020
@elliejcruse @Rosemarino Wonderful! @xAbigAil @RoyalNottingham They probably have a lot of staff still off etc. This is the reason why the dates are st… https://t.co/dxnKAu3h1S
9/9
2020

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