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Have you noticed how it's never the people who don't have a dishwasher talking about how fully remote work is the future?
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8/5
2020
no I won't fix your printer, but I do want to stay in touch if Twitter implodes: https://t.co/qBl4GHoeom add your… https://t.co/1aEryZbdrXHalf the time I spend on programming is wasted; the trouble is I don’t know which half.
8/4
2020
due to personal reasons i will be putting my head in my hands and staring at my desk for the next 25 minutes💰 It’s like Mr Clippy for coding but actually useful. I’d install it for the AI code completion magic, but I’m scar… https://t.co/CGLgJWFfOkSomeone told me it's only 20 weeks until Christmas, which I think is ok because I presume that's when we'll all get our refund for 2020?
8/3
2020
“What a day” —me, 9.08am after i can’t remember what I was working on from the day beforeWhat's your least favourite word to come out of the Web 2.0 dot com era? Mine might be "tweeps"[blog post title] How I Learnt Go in Only 2 Days [small print] ᴵ ʰᵃᵈ ¹⁵ ʸᵉᵃʳˢ ᵒᶠ ᵖʳᵒᵍʳᵃᵐᵐᶦⁿᵍ ᵉˣᵖᵉʳᶦᵉⁿᶜᵉ
7/31
2020
keep it in my codebase https://t.co/n1SGeSt2Qvfiguring out why my shoddy custom SQL ORM is performing terribly slow at scale https://t.co/iikNvFHZ3bOn a scale of 1 to `console.log('here')` debugging, how bad is your morning going?From today until Saturday 1st August, you can get 10% anything at https://t.co/lmu4xZNkjn with the discount code HO… https://t.co/q9XG4fA2Oa
7/30
2020
If any other companies want to do a giveaway collab, DMs are open!WINNERS: @aaronpflower @HaseebABasil @Jefer590 @brunusvinicius @bdasnachos DMs INBOUND https://t.co/QaFDfWVx1X3 hours to go! https://t.co/QaFDfWVx1X
7/29
2020
💰GIVEAWAY: @FrontendMasters have been very generous and have 5 prepaid codes to share that will give you 6 months… https://t.co/RgaAypJOGminterview: sort binary tree job: manually update csv filesI have a Linux joke but you have to put it together yourself to understand it https://t.co/OyZB76ir6c
7/28
2020
“Ebooks that could have been blog posts” is the new “meetings that could have been an email”
7/27
2020
Software is never finished, merely abandoned.How to find a business critical problem to solve: Browse a company’s careers page, find a position related to data… https://t.co/svZsgwCKQj
7/25
2020
Views are my own The Models and Controllers are up for grabs though...Startup idea: In-person Zoom calls.
7/24
2020
Normal heart rate: ⠀ /\⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ /\ __ / \ __/\__ / \ _ \/⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ \/ running a DB teardo… https://t.co/tNrc2WORkmmaybe one day https://t.co/y4rGkbdRZ3all of them?https://t.co/JaFNbRENye https://t.co/z191CtGqy6🔥️ Monzo Pot Image Generator https://t.co/E1PidMdQ0X Pick an icon from the Font Awesome set, pick a background col… https://t.co/7ZvmZ9rodQ
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7/23
2020
https://t.co/BGE4x5ja7uyour performance efforts are futile https://t.co/Be5469Mqxhcompanies: why is our customer satisfaction really low... also companies: "please allow up to 10 business days for… https://t.co/0bAS4Joxwr
7/22
2020
.....or is that just how I fix Linux issues?Jurassic Park would have been a whole lot more believable if Lex would've spent 20 minutes copying and pasting rand… https://t.co/RePZpa9UYxinterviewer: do you have any special skills? me: um, i can google a phone number i don't recognise while my phone is still ringing...?
7/21
2020
💰 If you've ever been dragged out of bed at 3am, staring at meaningless crash reports through bloodshot eyes, this… https://t.co/Qp4iHLURoHIf you insist on living by the Reactjs sword, you will die by itMost enjoyable: https://t.co/5cjjJVtCVl
7/20
2020
AMA 🌍 https://t.co/5cjjJVtCVl
7/19
2020
they're always the first to go https://t.co/Cq8uvdL5n1
7/17
2020
I am giving back to the Twitter community. All Tweets sent to the address below will be sent back doubled! If you… https://t.co/fThWXuIP7S
7/16
2020
💰 HACK THE PLANET! No more getting blocked while scraping the web with ScrapingBee's API 🐝:… https://t.co/huPsnEFPxOIt’s Wednesday so here’s a flash sale of Learn Eleventy From Scratch. It’s only available for 24 hours ⏱ Here's wh… https://t.co/dfRCJC9Scz
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7/15
2020
me defending my decision to move our system to kubernetes after reading 3 articles on it https://t.co/ElHFJbxfMH
7/13
2020
brain: I have a great idea for a side project me: but we haven’t finished the last 3 brain: ...the .io domain is on… https://t.co/TU1yC2TUnS
7/11
2020
It's only Cloud Computing if it originates in the Saint-Cloud region of France. Otherwise, it's just sparkling servers-in-a-warehouse.normies: measure twice and cut once devs: validate twice and store once
7/10
2020
tell me how https://t.co/21LFdxHCoJWhen you're developing a product, what are the most unexciting, but important, features you build? ie. password re… https://t.co/0Gru2bkeiv
Retweeted by I Am DevloperAn Electron app spotted in the wild... https://t.co/dpOEoJgZf0 @mr_enzzo Are you okAs I’m almost at 400k followers, I’m going to be doing a product giveaway. If you’re a company and interested in g… https://t.co/gPe779vBnP
7/9
2020
Windows: Press F8 immediately when your computer restarts to access Advanced Boot Options *restarts PC* *screen go… https://t.co/38DPG9sOoG
7/8
2020
Paying experts isn’t a cost, it’s a really high ROI."Excited for everyone to consult this document before opening an issue!" - open-source developer after spending mor… https://t.co/UIoNzcLzXTAnd for the @redbubble inclined of you: https://t.co/3kRIh24Pqt #nodeployfridays https://t.co/x4XsgLbxsoFor those pesky project managers who want to push the build live, regardless of your weekend:… https://t.co/UXsqurvX7t
7/7
2020
normies: when i die pls don’t look through my browser history wp devs: when i die, please don’t look at my `functions.php`Designer's Figma file My HTML/CSS https://t.co/ikGftlz2pq
7/6
2020
https://t.co/pyiQvWTZYu No Deploy Fridays. https://t.co/kEthzbEVK5
7/4
2020
Dear recruiters: I'm well.https://t.co/xGXrmd89zN We don't make bugs, just happy little features https://t.co/ljAd5bnl7BMFW I'm about to run my local migrations against the prod DB https://t.co/aCN9leVLZnStartups be like "I know a place" and then interview you in KFC
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7/3
2020
developers who spend inordinate amounts of money on studio-level podcasting equipment to just sit on mute during every call.
6/27
2020
God grant me the confidence of the person who says they're going to share their screen and doesn't immediately ask if everyone can see it.
6/26
2020
No large companies let you use their service for free because they’re feeling generous.When I author the book “Understand Kubernetes in 4 Easy Steps!” https://t.co/JERxv7swpePSA: every tweet is a PSA-opens jira -moves COVID-19 from In Progress to In Review
6/23
2020
me: who did this, it’s awful!? $ git blame me: ...oh https://t.co/4bMspZ4st3
6/22
2020
my iPhone: Face Not Recognised. Try Again. me: https://t.co/ww8jXdq2lV
6/20
2020
You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself interview for FBme: sorry I missed your call also me: https://t.co/87szWY4oGz
6/17
2020
did you have a good childhood or are you a programmer?
6/16
2020
> this will be cute lil thing to put in the codebase Narrator, 6 months later: it was not cute.Colleague: you haven’t pushed anything to production in 3 years Me: sure but I now have the perfect linting setup in this codebaseI've tried to put together THE most comprehensive history of Search. Including: 🔎 Robin Li: Godfather of Search 🔎… https://t.co/9mVRy089Xv
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6/15
2020
Me in every job interview https://t.co/byFe8gasB2
6/14
2020
When I do “rm-rf node_modules && yarn” to fix an issue https://t.co/bpECokGalD
6/13
2020
10 Years of Ecommerce Platform Growth in 30 Seconds. Here's a bar chart showing the rise (& fall) of the world's m… https://t.co/90hhsHQ9Sl
Retweeted by I Am DevloperA java developer and a javascript developer walk into a bar, the recruiter says "on your own today?"There is a higher chance of you getting killed by wolves than having an SHA-1 collision in Git. https://t.co/NqvJ9As2ld
6/10
2020
*slaps top of freshly bough side-project domain name* > you can fit a lot of hopes and dream in this bad boy
6/5
2020
how to solve a problem as a programmer: - sit and stare at your screen with your head in your hands for so long pe… https://t.co/WsWdizUAmK[fast forward 2 weeks] > we lost the stealth bomber, someone applied the wrong YAML file https://t.co/amTGttXqjJChuck Norris tells the `window` its readyIn Soviet Russia, Jest mock you.
6/3
2020
Which is worse: • Feeling like you're about to sneeze with a mouthful of rice? • Realising you might've just ran y… https://t.co/7U449yMTXDUser-agent: * Disallow: /2020/
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6/1
2020
*tap tap tap* https://t.co/xvO9be14O9
5/29
2020
Honestly, how many seasons of Ozark can you binge on Netlix? How about some educational and inspirational talks + w… https://t.co/CC3DolFD2V
5/22
2020
when I join a new team of react devs and use `setState` https://t.co/MJMao6FcNY
5/21
2020
My plans 2020 https://t.co/RzRgDwq8oV💰 It might be temping to do an MCU binge right now, but also how about a virtual event packed with top talks from… https://t.co/3gL8O08nkX
5/20
2020
💰 If I'm going to sit and learn how to exit Vim, finally, I might as well be comfortable. Grab one, and use code… https://t.co/dKHXqa9J63💰 So, is your employer going full REMOTE going forward? Essential: https://t.co/trle4bOnUZ @autonomousdotai
5/19
2020
"Griphook unlocked the door. A lot of green smoke came billowing out, and as it cleared, Harry gasped. Inside were… https://t.co/jHrXHHZ2dM
5/18
2020
💰 As you're stuck at home watching endless Netflix anyway, you might as well check out some documentaries: https://t.co/0jr026wHap
5/13
2020

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