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I'm just a car of farts without the car. Stand up comic, Barber, Producer & Comm Dir. for @MilwaukeeComedy. Co-owner - @TheLaughingTap Writer - @FancyBoysClub

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I want the ghost of Walter Cronkite to haunt you & your family forever. @danielvankirk's new album and then come see him at @TheUCmke this Thursday! $15 presale is still available, bu…
Retweeted by Greg Bachwhite privilege is the ability to take something, make it worse, and it becomes more expensive.
Retweeted by Greg Bach @LilCuteforu So brave @anthonysiraguse @Chairman_Booty Oh... never mind. @LilCuteforu A meating. (I hate myself)This place was a mistake.
@SomeKimberly I read that as "Butt Bacon" @megangailey @cynestro That's some bullshitThis group & @MrChuckD opened my eyes to a world beyond my tiny, White suburban world. hatin' just wish #DisneyPlus was your idea. @notcapnamerica King of the B Movie bad guys. He's harmless. @WhitneyChitwood GrossSend Nunes @DaytimeDrama Already taken care of, Indiana shall be graced by my presence.You are complicit in him getting elected. You're part of the problem. @Hoverdrive @Hoverdrive @Hoverdrive @Hoverdrive @Hoverdrive Laugh it up Brucey, but all I see is a Renaissance Fair reject to your left and a Dick to your right.… coined the phrase "Words can never hurt me." didn't meet the kids at my grade school...or my middle school...or my high school.Stop perpetuating mindless supernatural bullshit & suspend the president's Twitter account. Also, add an "Edit" opt… @toxchick42 @SaraJBenincasa @SaraJBenincasa You ever see young Teddy Roosevelt?? You're welcome @JohnEganComedy Kids suck @JohnEganComedy I took down the first & second Thor films. Might fuck around and watch Captain America: The First Avenger next.This could be us but you don't retweet me
Retweeted by Greg BachWhat is going on with those blonde eyebrows??? Seriously. #Thor #Marvel #DisneyPlusBatman: "Oh he's great!! He has no super powers and has to use his talent & determination to fight!!" Hawkeye: "Yo…
@RiderofWolves Same @129grey_madder I already know... 🀬🀬🀬 @MsEmilyEdwards I used to be a massive it's like watching your favorite rock star spin out wildly.What are you plans for Thanksgiving? @MsEmilyEdwards What the hell happened to this dude???You don't have to wait till the weekend to get BIG LAUGHS! This week has it all! Stand Up, Improv, Sketch and a ver…
Retweeted by Greg Bach @lisa_curry Can you put in a good word with the Jim Jefferies people?? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚Get on this!!!!! Can't wait! πŸ™πŸ»πŸ™πŸ» TOUR 2019! Nov 20-24: Eau Claire, Madison & Milwaukee! Tour ticket link:
Retweeted by Greg Bach @ava Happy Tuesday, miss my Dad, as well. All love to you and your family. β™₯️β™₯️β™₯️. @pattonoswalt ON WILL & GRACE!!! I'm happy.I'm incredibly excited to be opening for @harikondabolu & @CarmenLagala next week!! Check out the amazing pics for…
@oldqueencole SamesiesThis doctor's office gets me... best thing about being American is we have all been forced into complicity. Have a great week!
Retweeted by Greg BachI'LL DM ANYONE I WANT!!! (I don't want to DM anyone.)If you're gonna talk about the importance of social security, take the time & type out the entire thing, because "I… A Baracus Obama #ThingsThatShouldExistButDoNot @FernBallew @ohthehillmanity @IHateMattDrufke @Groob_meister…
Retweeted by Greg Bach @DrSlutty That was like watching a text conversation with David Lynch. @janellejcomic This show should be called "How To Ruin Your Body With Freshmen Dorm Leftovers."I don't care how adamant you are or how loud you advocate... I will never, ever subscribe to the idea that Harry a… "Remember Snape; Harry is a first year & just found out about his powers very recently, so do still you… all knew Neville Longbottom was eventually gonna be a hottie, right??
I'm just a car of farts without the car.Yes. @VanLathan @soulphoodie All I wanted was for a White man to walk up on this scene eating the same sandwich. Illegally eating....#GTFODoula oblongata #thingsthatshouldexistbutdonot @FernBallew @IHateMattDrufke @iamgregbach @Groob_meister…
Retweeted by Greg Bach @TylerSnod Well I can't speak for anyone else, but I'll never quit you."I'm just gonna finish up some work real quick." *Works into my 4th hour on Twitter*I like being day drunk, but I love not being night drunk.Judging by the avi's in my TL, the theme of Twitter is "Underboob". πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈπŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈπŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ @KevinManzel @TheGreatCourses Deal!!#WhenImFeelingGood I log off of social can keep your thoughts in a dream journal, too. @TylerSnod I can't believe you caved so easily. Wow, @TylerSnod Jesus dude....Jesus.I'm two beers away from spending $30 on a 12 hour class about baseball from @TheGreatCourses. @saltysarcasmOG ...I'm currently planting different kinds of crops side by side of each other...on the Sabbath. S… are happening @RamieIsTweeting Dude, come on. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ @ava Why would you hurt fans of Hip Hop like this?'m looking forward to Boomers appropriating "OK Boomer". @SperryComedy Well.....?You heard Chris Rock! Y'all talk shit about wanting more representation. Im right here. Come to my comedy festiva…
Retweeted by Greg Bach @TookyMonster ...I don't believe you. I only see small disease infested killing machines!!!!!
@TookyMonster That is my goddamn nightmareGetting the logo on the walls!! #milwaukeecomedy #laughingtapmke #walkerspoint
Retweeted by Greg BachHey @LPontheleft what is the name of the show your friends do about death metal?? @RamieIsTweeting @jzulgad @VANGUARDMKE I am not doubting the beauty of Vanguard!!!! Don't make me the villain here!… promises promises... @RamieIsTweeting @jzulgad I've seen you eat at the Vanguard and THIS is too much?! Please. @ScottWalker If only you would've used your power & this platform to stand up for the voiceless of our state the sa… @soulphoodie Sick flow... And by "Sick", I mean I wanna puke. @TookyMonster Yup @SaraJBenincasa I just started season 2...and I have a theory about the crash. @vaseline_no What's the question???
@saltysarcasmOG Same. @KristinLytie @the_kaits_meow We love YOU!!Having a so so day? Have @the_kaits_meow sing a song about you. No lie, it'll light up your life. @RamieIsTweeting Come on... thousandaire?!? Yeah right.A woman.
Retweeted by Greg BachSo after the sig-stalker called ⁦@JayMewes⁩ & I pricks (for not signing 10 copies each of pics he plans to re-sell)…
Retweeted by Greg BachVenmo me $50 & I'll tweet a video about how I now have your money.Tomorrow! Don't miss Subjective, a hilarious night of art at @VarGallery! 4 comedians put their jokes on display, t…
Retweeted by Greg Bach @vaseline_no I knit bullshit when I want rarely works.Jesus Christ...