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Comic. Barber. Co-owner/Co-producer: @MilwaukeeComedy, @MKEComedyFest & @TheLaughingTap Comedy Club. Send bio/clip/availability to booking@milwaukeecomedy.com.

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Joined Twitter 6/28/12


@TheChulaDiaries If I were cool, I'd so not ignore you. If only... @herprettybones https://t.co/yZpJcgKoUR @herprettybones I'm seeing a pattern emerge. @aloldhamstylist @CNN I giggled when I read this @dumbbeezie A scary commitment to cardio. @Fox6TedPerry @ByMattWild Ted, you are a beacon of https://t.co/OoJLk7CaCb @chuckylektrik Never figured out why they blocked me...I've never tweeted at them, but here we are anyway. https://t.co/Ajjy9pOD8PTo those with the Dear Men/Dear Women Tweets, lose your gender labeling system and find better uses for your time.… https://t.co/iol3Ph544E
Retweeted by 🔥🙏🏻Zaddy Roosevelt🙏🏻🔥#ScottBaioBlockedMe for calling him a "Snowflake". Please share your story with this hashtag. https://t.co/91onehKKNvI can't stop cracking up at @mrsundaymovies & @wikipediabrown saying "MacClunkey" @JoshMalina Welcome to the club!! We have matching leg bandanas!!! He blocked me in 2016 when I called him a snowflake.Watch your language. https://t.co/ggvcaqlrZsI know he was 84 and I know he wasn't well, but this one still hurts...please watch The Normal Heart, please know t… https://t.co/UfmNLf5nRuRT if you still want one of these #AEWDynamite https://t.co/7QbgwJl04K
Retweeted by 🔥🙏🏻Zaddy Roosevelt🙏🏻🔥This article about @runjewels mentions tattooed fans & when you hit the link, you'll see my chest pop up first. So… https://t.co/I0PElw0jXs
5/28
2020
It feels like I’ve singlehandedly kept @WhiteClaw afloat during safer-at-home. #somanylaws but it’s okay, I’m #drinkingclaws
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Retweeted by 🔥🙏🏻Zaddy Roosevelt🙏🏻🔥 @SovereignSyre @trixiemattel @katya_zamo Excuse me....but nothing does. Thank you. ♥️ @XLComedy I'm only doing this if I'm starring opposite you... @beerknitter73 That's the greatest sentence, ever. @poolgoddess918 Look at those eyes....
5/27
2020
. @BenChinapen thanks for reviewing "Moneyball", it's not only my favorite baseball movies, but one of my favorite… https://t.co/XWFjzzh0We @Royal_Stein I helped! @JJ_apoc I read that as "angry geek god"....both track.This maybe my new forever look. https://t.co/EmLgzzKE2QBad bitches cry too
Retweeted by 🔥🙏🏻Zaddy Roosevelt🙏🏻🔥I had a blast with @the_kaits_meow of thelaughingtap for this #podcast episode! Check out the links, and show Kaitl… https://t.co/8mY6N4G09p
Retweeted by 🔥🙏🏻Zaddy Roosevelt🙏🏻🔥🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 https://t.co/5hxcvZQquiLOVED chatting with @mkelovepodcast about beer, cheese curds, comedy, MKE, and how it all got started for me back i… https://t.co/yTjh93tVVN
Retweeted by 🔥🙏🏻Zaddy Roosevelt🙏🏻🔥I have an article up on how wrestling great Susan Sexton influenced my career. Give it a read after #Raw if you can… https://t.co/s4QS7np6T2
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5/26
2020
So proud of & excited for my dear friend @lizmiele, who is dropping her first comedy special on May 30th! Many of y… https://t.co/XhMoZjKtLY
Retweeted by 🔥🙏🏻Zaddy Roosevelt🙏🏻🔥 @withinties @erikedmunds @TRAPTOFFICIAL Said the guy from "Massa Fuckin' Chusetts" with 2 followers and one of them… https://t.co/Laj6SqwgwG @erikedmunds @TRAPTOFFICIAL Erik, I love you. Trapt...grow up.My girl Rachel made me a #NoKings birthday cake, and I’ve never hesitated so hard before cutting into a dessert. Ne… https://t.co/Y47I1DI5n3
Retweeted by 🔥🙏🏻Zaddy Roosevelt🙏🏻🔥If you ask me to hang out with you & I say "Novid", it's because I saw you acting like a moron during this whole thing. @realDonaldTrump The RNC is suing California to stop mail-in voting...tell me more about your adorable theory. @MarkRedbeliever @sam_ash I second the question...I don’t know about you, but as a depressed person, staying inside for weeks without much human contact is not that… https://t.co/x19cabMxGy
Retweeted by 🔥🙏🏻Zaddy Roosevelt🙏🏻🔥ANOTHER ONE!!! Sweet goodness almighty!!! Thank you!! https://t.co/SoSK4tNq9j @aloldhamstylist @ScratchPaper8 My nachos' DMs.... https://t.co/FPzVH4SMBK @ScratchPaper8 Maybe, but these nachos.
5/25
2020
Please save this attachment to the Drive folder I created. https://t.co/vLLiFsnxj0I have a crush on you* *Your nachosThis is so so real. https://t.co/U5MYxq7oQv @boozetornado And you are correct."I believe that in every respect he has acted responsibly and legally and with integrity." A statement that says… https://t.co/Rw4ftmZBQD
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5/24
2020
@boozetornado @IHateMattDrufke Matt and I adore you. So there!!!! @boozetornado @IHateMattDrufke Damn...now I'm feeling super fail-y. Damn you socal media!!! @LilCuteforu https://t.co/Mnw3SOIoXsSamesies. Follow me and Whitney and Matt. https://t.co/YRXYFnaw8g @boozetornado "Oh you'll get 2000 followers by year's end* - Something a person told me in 2016.Hana Kimura was 22. Please let that sink in...22. She had her whole life in front of her. Online bullying should… https://t.co/T0ar2NbDhc
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5/23
2020
Said God: "Hold my beer" https://t.co/Kw1Fo0BIzQ @ImMatElfring Oh Lord...yeah. Yeah. @Stiffster1216 https://t.co/aKOPMnznP8 @Abigai1Clarke @julia_hills @paul_clarkson1 I'm not exaggerating, this made me so happy to watch, I teared up. Thank you....I'm truly in awe & the happiness I feel while watching this is overwhelming. https://t.co/VRtmeSM2nh
5/22
2020
@aloldhamstylist ...I'm a Mr. Pibb kinda guy. @Marvel @Hoverdrive!!!!! @aloldhamstylist @TookyMonster @JoeBiden Happy birthday!!!!! Also, fuck @FedEx @FedExHelp & @FedExPolicy @jon__torres Because he was fantastic....I saw him live.Wait...did Lana Del Rey say something dumb?? No seriously, I'm asking.ATTN: @FedEx @FedExPolicy @FedExHelp https://t.co/ZqUiDRR56CWhen it comes to what I complain/worry about, I might as well be a copy of US Magazine.I was overly worried about the friendship of @dannypudi & @donaldglover this week.Ugh, all y'all happiness & being all attractive during quarantine is fucking annoying.Retweet this & fuck you @FedEx @FedExPolicy @FedExHelp https://t.co/GiTfgrhjsM @saltysarcasmOG Kokomo isn't happy about this either, he told me.Enjoy The Laughing Tap’s “Quaran-Teeny Tiny Comedy” shows (and support Milwaukee Comedy) https://t.co/WZ9rq1n3IXhttps://t.co/2cdxAK7XIA
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5/21
2020
The QuaranTeeny Tiny Comedy Show!! We Need Your Help! - https://t.co/JK63ekdCkm https://t.co/rxQWJ0Um5L
Retweeted by 🔥🙏🏻Zaddy Roosevelt🙏🏻🔥When you cute, but metal as fuuuuck. https://t.co/lU4Av0ayIA @NastyLadLowrey Cause of Death and The End Complete are two I always can listen to, and TEC is probably their "Classic" record. @xosm Fuck no. @SovereignSyre Me too. @SovereignSyre That's Queen Bich to y'all @SovereignSyre ...*checks badge* No, I'm in charge of this Showbiz Pizza. @SovereignSyre Super aggressive in your bio, bruh. @aloldhamstylist On brand... @TheChulaDiaries So we are both right.... @NastyLadLowrey Which years?? Also, will this lead to a discussion of the band Death? @TheChulaDiaries Well, guess what? Those people are goddamn stupid.The image this woman chose to illustrate her oppression is Anastácia, an enslaved African in 1700s Brazil. Her mist… https://t.co/C6sLHlXRIk
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5/20
2020

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