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Nicola @iamnotanicola Worthing, England

a little bit werrr, a little bit weyyy ✨

231 Following   63 Followers   589 Tweets

Joined Twitter 11/19/16


Let's play a game of 'things your #toddler has put down the loo'... πŸ‘πŸΌ Car keys πŸ‘πŸΌ TV remote πŸ‘πŸΌ Etch a sketch πŸ‘πŸΌ Th… https://t.co/FEw7pnvMpVNever seen anything more #Brighton on my way into work this morning. Man on a #unicycle riding up hill in the rain β˜”
2/17
2020
@Kano_ @NicolaRoberts @KathJenkins @JasonManford If only I was a betting woman! πŸ˜‚ @Kano_ @NicolaRoberts @KathJenkins 🐝 is definitely @NicolaRoberts and I'm thinking @JasonManford is πŸ¦”
2/15
2020
@TheSunSavers hello - I can't find the box to enter codes for Β£9.50 offer. Please help! @Kano_ https://t.co/vX1NrKGByN
2/3
2020
@Kano_ @perkbox 😯😯😯
1/31
2020
Cool man πŸ‘πŸΌ #toddlerlife https://t.co/L1JeiEJv2C
1/27
2020
My Friday has peaked... https://t.co/TfA5EoENFN @ChipShopBird @natasha_currell10.15am - child dunks TV remote in mug of tea πŸ‘πŸΌ #quickgetaspoon #toddlerlife https://t.co/USuFFBhD0j @justinparker87 The early days are the hardest, because it's a complete shock to the system! It's hard now but I'm… https://t.co/LGEjYtwJep @justinparker87 YES! Welcome to the club 😴
1/24
2020
🀯 https://t.co/jAwikGWH72
1/23
2020
The comments had me down a Twitter rabbit hole #periodpoverty https://t.co/KZsY3EgP5m
1/22
2020
@sainsburys Top Dogs must be tight with @WhichUK CEO #moneymoneymoney #iliveinsupermarkets πŸ›’ https://t.co/LEeLtuUZEQ
1/18
2020
@Specsavers how do I stop (or delay) my regular contact lens delivery? Thanks
1/17
2020
@LloydsPharmacy Yes please! My skin is in desperate need of some TLC πŸ™πŸΌ
1/16
2020
Today, my kid was "that kid" - Must've turbo hugged (rugby tackled) at least 3 kids at Tumble Tots πŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ #Sorry #BoysWillBeBoys #ToddlerMum
1/10
2020
@jessphillips @natasha_currell I like her already!
1/4
2019
@Kano_ Yes! Do it. Very strange x
12/30
2019
@EntertainerToys @justinparker87We've all been there! Can't say I've used the NHS to nurse my hangover though... 🍾🍾🍾 https://t.co/MFngKiWnb6
12/27
2019
Either I've become soft or the people of #Brighton & #Hove are #rude bastards! Bullied onto the otherside of the ro… https://t.co/JLxOLQy9z5
12/23
2019
Never mind 'child on board', where can I get a 'teething toddler and sleep deprived mum on board' sign? πŸ€”β€¦ https://t.co/PJv1ub7EOz
12/22
2019
When you realise you bought one too many selection boxes and need a chocolate fix πŸ«πŸ˜πŸ‘ŒπŸΌ #winningatlife #chocoholic… https://t.co/TWfhKcBl3e
12/21
2019
@BrightonHoveCC @BHCC_Transport I cut up Elizabeth Av to get to my childminder and have to mount the pavement to ge… https://t.co/neHs4hRujd
12/20
2019
If @BrightonHoveCC aren't already aware, this part of #GoldstoneCrescent is next level crap for #drivers since new… https://t.co/XFdl4VxGEw
12/19
2019
Laying in the dark, quite literally leaking from my eyes and nose 🀧🀧🀧 #coldandfluseason #toddlermum #alwaysill
12/18
2019
@SeeingRED1 @BrightonHoveCC Took the words right out of my mouth!
12/15
2019
@EntertainerToys Without a doubt our #ChristmasDinner staple has to be pigs in blankets! #LittleFestiveMoments πŸŽ„
12/14
2019
THREE lots of washing done today 😴 #SickBugNo. They look tired @DailyMirror #LongFlightWithKids 😴 https://t.co/uFhTB7XZxo @jeremycorbyn @Divinadecampo Sounds alright to me. @davidwalliams @natasha_currell
12/12
2019
@TheBodyShopUK Dreaming of all of the festive food, bucks fizz (the drink, not the band) and opening presents with… https://t.co/tnn4qzo4ao @BrightonHoveBus I'm not sure who's driving the no 7 to Brighton Marina this morning, but they could do with a few… https://t.co/lKdrOJ4fAI
12/9
2019
Little boy fast asleep. Big boy at work do. Mama watching shite TV and eating chocolate reindeer (might've bought f… https://t.co/uXRHPcn0QL
12/7
2019
@Kano_ Did you go cray and buy all of the crap or have you got some good deals? πŸ€‘ @HannahMadigan There ya go! #MumsGoneWild πŸ›Anyone else already forgotten what they've bought in the #BlackFriday sale? πŸ›’ @purezza No worries. Thanks for getting back to me πŸ‘πŸΌ
11/29
2019
@purezza do you sell gift vouchers (ideally online)? Thanks πŸ•
11/26
2019
Really disappointed that @dickndom didn't start a game of Bogies whilst in the @bbcstrictly audience #bogies @natasha_currell Nah. I will though x
11/23
2019
@CherylHoleQueen @dragraceukbbc @bbcstrictly for sure πŸ’ƒπŸΌ @natasha_currell I am SO undecided still but can't see myself voting Tories at all. @dragraceukbbc Did I miss the actual crowning or was @THEVIVIENNEUK hair too big to wear the crown? πŸ‘‘ πŸ€”
11/22
2019
@Kano_ She barely even licks it! Dread to think how much Walkers paid πŸ€‘πŸ€‘πŸ€‘
11/10
2019
@HannahGilmore1 No fucking way I'm doing jazz hands! πŸ˜‚
11/8
2019
#TheDisappearanceOfSusanCoxPowell on @SkyCrimeUK is HORRIFIC! I've seen many a #TrueCrime #Documentary but this got… https://t.co/Fqr6WJAd4bTook 2 hours to get home from work tonight! SO glad I didn't have a screaming toddler in the back 🀯 #A27… https://t.co/FrNQRQGmtz
11/4
2019
@AsdaServiceTeam Hi Beth - Asda Ferring
11/2
2019
@SarahFTFOML You talk complete sense! Plus your baby is beautiful x @AsdaServiceTeam it's great that you're offering free kids meal with an adult meal over Β£4 in your cafe this half t… https://t.co/snvCFD8o8H
11/1
2019
That's it. I've got my fave @dragraceukbbc Queens πŸ‘‘ @ChipShopBird and @Divinadecampo πŸ™ŒπŸΌ I could watch them all day… https://t.co/6C58N5QOUC
10/31
2019
Ohh f*ck off with ya fireworks! πŸŽ‡ #TeethingToddler #JustGotToSleep #Fireworks #ItsOctoberMate https://t.co/JWeVx574OP
10/23
2019
@Rylan I'm 33 next week #TrumpYa πŸŽ‚
10/19
2019
I've watched so much #MrTumble I might as well have a #Makaton qualification πŸ‘ŒπŸΌ #SomethingSpecial #JustinFletcher… https://t.co/drELlMnwGi
10/16
2019
@ESLMeten Hello, I require a reference for a former employee. Is there an email address I can send the request to? Many thanks.
10/15
2019
@theJeremyVine Good. Fucking. Riddance.🍟 After a shit day, I watched @dragraceukbbc and @ChipShopBird had me pissing myself! 🀣🀣🀣 #DragRaceUK #BagaChipz… https://t.co/YWvglHCoKxI love a decent #coffee but is it standard practice to be a moody fuck if I ask for a flat white?… https://t.co/9OtyUhwDvK
10/14
2019
@michellevisage to win @bbcstrictly πŸ’ƒπŸ» https://t.co/KwN7LjJwjj
10/13
2019
@sobisamazing @marksandspencer Thanks Simon!Didn't even make it out the car. Look at all that red! 😐😐😐 You have a lot to answer for @marksandspencer… https://t.co/Ltoy6YL0Hi
10/12
2019
#isitweird that I shout "go on girl!" or "go on son!" when I drive past someone who is (clearly very new to) runnin… https://t.co/ytJgdxmqSr
10/11
2019
LOL at @CostaCoffee trying to convince us their coffee doesn't taste like piss β˜• #CostaCoffee #freecosta #freecupofpiss @itutorandme Hello. I need to request a reference from your company for one of your Online Tutors. Is there a parti… https://t.co/32o7SKrw5g
10/1
2019
⚽ Even though @OfficialBHAFC lost (and we were sat in the Chelsea end), you can always rely on Brighton fans to sing up! 🎢 #CHEBHA #BHAFC
9/28
2019
@EE hello, I sent a DM yesterday. Please could you respond? Thanks
9/24
2019
"Libra season has officially begun β™ŽοΈ" https://t.co/qEbFWozGUu @vicky_lou1 It's the only way I could describe it! 🀣Tonight, my toddler crapped in the bath #standard πŸ›€πŸΌ He then proceeded to do a dump on the bathroom floor πŸ’© I'm t… https://t.co/dWAGthIfxM
9/23
2019
@HannahMadigan How does she do it? I'm having words with her! I know older people often have a smaller appetite but… https://t.co/bvZIZC6o4j @RossMcCaff Bunking or Skiving!You know those people on TV and in movies that layout a few biscuits on a plate for visitors? πŸͺ I'm sat in the car… https://t.co/lnHSk2f9yF
9/21
2019
@natasha_currell OMG I've just watched this on repeat. She is a goddess! 😯Is crop top season ending soon? #croptopnation #mumtum #bigknickers #oldashell
9/20
2019
I don't know if my standards of "ripe & ready" are different to @sainsburys but these avocado's are harder than Pam… https://t.co/b7e6ZqVAX5
9/19
2019
Older toddler pushed my 14m old by sticking their foot in his face, followed by a knee to the chest. Same kid proce… https://t.co/vAIu5FvUIt
9/7
2019
Bloody love a bit of @LivTyler https://t.co/J6xRiMIHIW
9/6
2019
@Rylan I wonder if Antony Worrall Thompson is involved after robbing cheese from Tesco πŸ€”πŸ§€Even better in slow motion 😳 https://t.co/sQyP3fhDR8
Retweeted by Nicola @CarolineLucas @matthaig1 I've never voted Green but what a rude bastard! @AsimC86 @MosDefOfficial - Ms Fat Booty @tiffstevenson Similar to someone sitting right behind you on an empty bus. Makes me feel like the next murder victim in Luther.
9/4
2019
Well that doesn't look dodgy @AmazonUK 😯 #sextoyorplunger https://t.co/KAP9LgDtyy @MacFishface @ADMusgrove @theJeremyVine I disagree. Especially with the likes of (silent) electric cars and buses,… https://t.co/3UoLEpW5v5 @Kano_ Of course! @ADMusgrove @theJeremyVine Maybe the headphones will protect his head! @Kano_ Thought it was great πŸ‘πŸΌ
9/1
2019
πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ https://t.co/zgMtS2O0xD
8/31
2019
Wow. You have to watch this, it just happened live on #SkyNews A Portuguese woman, in GB for 20 yrs, papers refused… https://t.co/5FIIEQNiLF
Retweeted by Nicola @natasha_currell Amen motherfucker πŸ’“ @sobisamazing When Gareth starts harmonising πŸ‘ŒπŸΌ @TwitterTV Sopranos 'Long Term Parking' @sobisamazing Training Day is the "there's been a rape!" one, right? I've lost count of how many times I've seen that episode.
8/29
2019
@sobisamazing @TfL No words.
8/28
2019
Coke Zero πŸ‘ŒπŸΌ https://t.co/MiJqyl4DKk
8/26
2019

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