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Nicola @iamnotanicola Worthing, England

a little bit werrr, a little bit weyyy ✨

244 Following   62 Followers   509 Tweets

Joined Twitter 11/19/16


Older toddler pushed my 14m old by sticking their foot in his face, followed by a knee to the chest. Same kid proce… https://t.co/vAIu5FvUIt
9/7
2019
Bloody love a bit of @LivTyler https://t.co/J6xRiMIHIW
9/6
2019
@Rylan I wonder if Antony Worrall Thompson is involved after robbing cheese from Tesco πŸ€”πŸ§€Even better in slow motion 😳 https://t.co/sQyP3fhDR8
Retweeted by Nicola @CarolineLucas @matthaig1 I've never voted Green but what a rude bastard! @AsimC86 @MosDefOfficial - Ms Fat Booty @tiffstevenson Similar to someone sitting right behind you on an empty bus. Makes me feel like the next murder victim in Luther.
9/4
2019
Well that doesn't look dodgy @AmazonUK 😯 #sextoyorplunger https://t.co/KAP9LgDtyy @MacFishface @ADMusgrove @theJeremyVine I disagree. Especially with the likes of (silent) electric cars and buses,… https://t.co/3UoLEpW5v5 @Kano_ Of course! @ADMusgrove @theJeremyVine Maybe the headphones will protect his head! @Kano_ Thought it was great πŸ‘πŸΌ
9/1
2019
πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ https://t.co/zgMtS2O0xD
8/31
2019
Wow. You have to watch this, it just happened live on #SkyNews A Portuguese woman, in GB for 20 yrs, papers refused… https://t.co/5FIIEQNiLF
Retweeted by Nicola @natasha_currell Amen motherfucker πŸ’“ @sobisamazing When Gareth starts harmonising πŸ‘ŒπŸΌ @TwitterTV Sopranos 'Long Term Parking' @sobisamazing Training Day is the "there's been a rape!" one, right? I've lost count of how many times I've seen that episode.
8/29
2019
@sobisamazing @TfL No words.
8/28
2019
Coke Zero πŸ‘ŒπŸΌ https://t.co/MiJqyl4DKk
8/26
2019
@DaveBensonPhill Gutted I missed this! 😩This and @bbcstrictly - I'm excited for hibernation! #RuPaulsDragRaceUK #SashayAway πŸ’…πŸΌ https://t.co/gLlpQfHQWcHi @MaxiCosiUK - why does this keep unlocking on my Tobi carseat? https://t.co/ATzylPoJ8h
8/24
2019
#serialkiller https://t.co/qdFJJKZlO3Bloody lovely day in #Worthing today. Never managed to get down to the #beach early enough to enjoy the #lowtide πŸ‘ŒπŸΌ https://t.co/DpwYTSYeyENever thought I'd see @Kathbum in #Corfe of all places! 🏰 #WDYTYA https://t.co/PnFarBBjN6
8/23
2019
Downloaded this @Nike app. Now what? #RunFatBitchRun #iwasrunning πŸƒπŸΌβ€β™€οΈ https://t.co/pa0zs83R8t
8/21
2019
Just started series 2 of @EmmaWillis #DeliveringBabies 😭 https://t.co/0wnxsOFF8h
8/20
2019
@TrueGeordieTG is trending #OhShitSon πŸ˜³πŸ’©Did I hear @robbeckettcomic right on @CelebsGoDating "YOGHURT RIFLE" πŸ˜–πŸ˜²πŸ€£
8/19
2019
@hollharl I'd rather drink my own wee!There should be a Twitter rule against #DickVanDyke trending unnecessarily! #HesAlive #PraiseJesus #StopTrending… https://t.co/HYNEmHZYfb @midwestspitfire The beeper!
8/18
2019
@matthaig1 I find them quite enchanting. Apparently there's a boat tour out to the Shoreham windfarm 🌬️
8/17
2019
@natasha_currell Thank ya babe x
8/13
2019
For the first time in at least 13 months, I have had 6 whole hours all to myself today. I've had a swim and now I'm… https://t.co/lFl8PihRc2 @sobisamazing @Shazam If you like what you hear, you gotta do what you gotta do.Is it weird to @Shazam the guy in the car next to me? Boy got good taste 🎢 #Shazam #MusicStalker
8/12
2019
FFS πŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ #slownewsday #themoreyoueat https://t.co/Fkoaj4F8Gc
8/11
2019
Now I've seen everything 🀣 #gildo https://t.co/xN6lGWf6u9
8/10
2019
@rickygervais What the F have I just watched?!
8/9
2019
@thismorning @Schofe @hollywills @AlisonHammond @EamonnHolmes @RuthieeL @RochelleHumes @Rylan @therealgokwan… https://t.co/Ydxc7bEtsR @theJeremyVine No way. Worthing and Swanage πŸ”Now sped up πŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ @SouthernRailUK you must have the power to chuck these passengers off?What asshole is playing Baby Shark for all to hear on this train? 🦈 #BabyShark #BabyPrick
8/8
2019
@michellevisage @bbcstrictly I πŸ’– that you said BUM!After being verbally attacked by some old skinny crackhead, my reaction is to buy wine and ice cream… https://t.co/ofxjiXRaTP
8/5
2019
So sad to have missed another @PrideBrighton 🌈 There's no way I'd navigate my way around the crowds with the heavyw… https://t.co/Vg6HTE5MvI
8/4
2019
Just remembered how good Pepper Ann was πŸ“Ί #pepperann #sheslikeoneinamillion #kidstv https://t.co/3BlAq6Z0rf
8/3
2019
@Kano_ @mykitchenrules Jeez Louise! I've got some catching up to do. I plan on watching an episode or two once Theo is in bed πŸ‘ŒπŸΌ @Kano_ @mykitchenrules Excellent recommendation πŸ˜‰Those homeschooled kids on @mykitchenrules are c u next Tuesdays #MKRAustralia #dontbeadick βœŠπŸΌπŸ’¦
7/30
2019
@Babyandcoltd I am a first time customer and the discount code I have received from signing up to your mailing list… https://t.co/enJZeceXJx
7/27
2019
Not one to comment on @LoveIsland but #Jordan is showing his level of maturity 🍼
7/24
2019
@justinparker87 πŸ’™
7/20
2019
An extraordinary and magical encounter between photographer Christian Miller and a whale! https://t.co/1CbMZKe0aq
Retweeted by Nicola @LittleTikesUK Summer means his 1st birthday! 🀩
6/26
2019
Early @spicegirls. Mel C in her Liverpool top is giving me LYF βœŒπŸΌπŸ™ŒπŸΌ #spicegirls https://t.co/9Ds2J6646J
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6/22
2019
@Matalan hi there - I have a slight dilemma with an online return - please could I get some help? Thanks @hm_custserv I have been charged twice for an online order. How do I get my money back? Thanks
6/20
2019
@justinparker87 Exactly!Because we all have lobster for dinner 🦞 https://t.co/eYcaOx0l27 @BloomandWild Found it rather therapeutic putting them together. Your guide was most helpful πŸ‘ŒπŸΌSo impressed with @BloomandWild - received the most beautiful flowers from my lovely mum 🌸 #bloomandwild… https://t.co/uKmkcM2GMC
6/19
2019
n 1994 five girls answered an advert in The Stage newspaper for a new girl band. 25 years later, those five girls h… https://t.co/yyNCkPmSyw
Retweeted by Nicola @Kano_ @spicegirls @EmmaBunton @OfficialMelB @MelanieCmusic @GeriHalliwell Last night. Honestly one of the best nights of my life!βœŒπŸΌπŸ‡¬πŸ‡§ When you know, you know πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§βœŒπŸΌ @spicegirls @EmmaBunton @OfficialMelB @MelanieCmusic @GeriHalliwell… https://t.co/73KHNpho4Y
6/15
2019
@SouthernRailUK Paper. @SouthernRailUK Hi - trying to purchase a single ticket online using my phone but site not allowing me to complete… https://t.co/FxX7dQBOvI
6/5
2019
As IF @MelanieCmusic has spangly poppers! So excited for @spicegirls 🀩 #RollOnJune #AdidasPoppers #GirlPower ✌🏼 https://t.co/47kFGwvjZ7 @HarlanCoben Thank you! He'll inherit my @HarlanCoben collection one day 😊1. Romeo & Juliet 2. The Labyrinth 3. Mean Girls 4. Fifth Element 5. Big https://t.co/SHLIUScbrPThe only time I get my @HarlanCoben fix these days πŸ“– #perksofacarnap #mumlife https://t.co/rxkPQ8esxv
5/29
2019
Up since 1am, covered in sick, poop explosions, cleared up broken glass and hoovered coffee granules from my bag πŸ˜΄β€¦ https://t.co/FUaFgATNBb
5/23
2019
@LeoDiCaprio 🦁 and Brad 🐯 and @MargotRobbie 🐻 Oh my! #OnceUponaTimeinHollywood https://t.co/XVTZhQVSQpCheers! πŸ‘πŸΌ #justwhatineedafterwork #katemoss #thinkskinny #audiprick https://t.co/MyHB6cOXRu
5/21
2019
A matter of days.. DAYS... until #SpiceWorld2019!! πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§β€οΈ https://t.co/A79Wv26hEe
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5/17
2019
Bru-noooooooooo.... There's anger that #Brighton's famous #Bruno mural has been painted over https://t.co/INLL9cnNC2
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5/9
2019
@spicegirls DONE ✌🏼This πŸ™ŒπŸ» #themanysaintsofnewark https://t.co/7q53zBo52b
5/8
2019
@sobisamazing @BBC6Music πŸ‘΄πŸ»Grownup tweet alert! 🚨 @BBC6Music has made me realise how crap other radio stations are. My taste is now as eclecti… https://t.co/fR5MCm2XlS
5/6
2019
@justinparker87 @mrjakehumphrey @premierleague LOL
4/27
2019
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4/26
2019
@BBC6Music is on FIRE today - all of the summer feels β˜€οΈβ˜€οΈβ˜€οΈ #justneedibiza #childfree #please 😎 @sobisamazing 😲 @BBCBreakfast pretty sure that’s not Brighton beach 🎒 #bbcweather
4/20
2019
@O2 I’m keen! Are your stores open Easter Monday by any chance? @sobisamazing That’s what I thought!When you’re busy wiping baby sick off your mouth and your child throws himself off the sofa πŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ #winning #parentinggoalsThinking of ditching my @Apple iPhone for a @HuaweiMobileUK something or other πŸ€” #phonetalk
4/17
2019
@AmyRoseBeale All good! 😘First day of work after mat leave 😒 Cut up by a tradesman on the drive in, gave him the finger πŸ–•πŸΌ (felt better afte… https://t.co/p2o9jOpX61
4/15
2019
JP Morgan's billionaire CEO can't explain how one of his low-paid employees should budget her salary https://t.co/W4iCkg1WYH
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4/12
2019
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4/10
2019
It’s not even the wee hours of the morning and I’m sat in the nursery wondering how much a sleep coach would set me… https://t.co/DyZzAHdGOX
4/7
2019
That’s cool @AmazonUK just tell me TWO MONTHS after ordering! πŸ˜‚πŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ Thanks for trying... #NAAAT https://t.co/0ii0g1tNz7Turns out UK really IS Royston Vasey. "We'll Never Leave"!
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4/4
2019
πŸ”‹ How is it that even decent non @Apple branded chargers stop working all of a sudden? πŸ€” #igotthepower πŸ”Œ
4/3
2019
Si was my wedding day fragrance πŸ‘ŒπŸ»πŸ‘°πŸΌ https://t.co/XlMchLgH4X
4/2
2019

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