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i am tall. six foot four to be specific. why do you need to know that? you tell me | pls don’t dm me unless I’ve simped for you or you’re really hot | satire

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Joined Twitter 5/26/08


@kerrymflynn with gusto @alexburnsNYT If you haven’t read wisdom of the crowds I highly recommend it! https://t.co/18e55SxZiQtalk shit and I will let you catch these hands of the four nations https://t.co/vqb2xG2Er1
10/22
2020
@beckylaflor Thanks it’s from avatar https://t.co/ZreNf6RQF5 @beckylaflor Let go your earthly tether. Enter the void empty and become wind. @SusanJDunn2015 @4aPeoplesParty yeah you guys lost me if this is who is going to be representative of the party @RdotChadha @TwitterGaming @badboychadhoythis shit hurts @lolnotdev @SouthwestAir buying a round trip might be cheaper. You can also check to see what flights have a layove… https://t.co/tUmz89gWm0 @NewstalkZB very diverse group you have there https://t.co/nm1eSBZDKw @skinnyfila . @shamymich Mine has different speeds 😎 @shamymich Have you tried an electric nail grinder it works great!damn how am I gonna play on my phonegetting knuckle tats tomorrow and some dude really said “you won’t be able to get a job in a professional setting” like that’s not the point
10/21
2020
i completely trust ExxonMobil™️ https://t.co/Jtrx5PNq2p @tropicanapussy I like this let me see something
10/20
2020
https://t.co/EfwGLCkbH4CDC Reclassifies Majority Of Covid-19 Deaths To Being Personally Murdered By Barack Obama https://t.co/Qz9dYqnnSQ https://t.co/rkydXKp1SL
Retweeted by i am six foot four @beckylaflor @remindmetweets https://t.co/wGGT0iHIMY @remindmetweets @beckylaflor hmmget rekt Kelly https://t.co/9gXMpdzvuZ https://t.co/b4uTQa4Cs8
10/19
2020
https://t.co/1BCfcAKX7s @ScottAdamsSays @remindmetweets in 16 days @beckylaflor @remindmetweets Just keeping you honest 💅🏻 @beckylaflor @remindmetweets in 13 hours @obislens congrats Obi!!!!!! Im happy for you!!! @bocxtop maybe your catfishes will 📝 @bocxtop made some tweaks i wanted the real prance to shine thru https://t.co/sR97dHF68P @beckylaflor it’s a bigger black hole than Twitter but without the rage
10/18
2020
@beckylaflor I’m on Pinterest. I came to Pinterest to fuck bitches and pin shit and I’m all done fucking bitcheshttps://t.co/7ulhUBytyQ @badboychadhoy Avatar the Last Airbender Death Note The Legend of Korra Hunter x Hunter Bleach Naruto Parasyte (gor… https://t.co/JacSQS2sWH @beckylaflor I’ve said it before https://t.co/WCDt4NXgTq
10/17
2020
@BoyYeetsWorld https://t.co/ixAa9vz7HR @BlakeLinton @RemindMe_OfThis in 30 days @BlakeLinton @RemindMe_OfThis in 20 days @newschannelnine Tweet deleted. Also switch to @TweetenApp instead of Tweetdeck @bluechoochoo Republicans complaining @reagandwalker Gordoughs. Very good about social distancing and masks. Giant wall TV with chiveTV running 24-7. Lot… https://t.co/CTeWvKO5FR
10/16
2020
might have to reschedule this one https://t.co/5rHVnx8Opv @beckylaflor I preach the truth @clur19 @tay_self https://t.co/mLkwIjqjmr @VinMan17 @2Saddington @biggsnuggs https://t.co/RRILy9G8Gu @skosm777 @spacebrat_ @MuscadineBLine @CMuncasterMusic @beckylaflor https://t.co/QiaKy7ahiq
10/15
2020
i am once again asking for you to have good week https://t.co/sifXPmvMcH
10/12
2020
i am once again https://t.co/txNBifIXHS
10/5
2020
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9/28
2020
Oreo had to be rushed to the vet today and passed away. I’m heartbroken and taking a break from social. Hug your do… https://t.co/IsWnyKfiuGblanks https://t.co/CkNjf581G7https://t.co/CU7mEqUOkEif anyone has video editing skills i have a question to ask (advanced level) @EwdatsGROSS Did you get him a good cheeseburger before he booked it @midlifetimmy idk man being far away from other people’s bullshit sounds good to me
9/26
2020
@lehoneychild https://t.co/yKh4fz4jWDwell look at that I found an Oreo under the dog cushion https://t.co/UPdnjHZzLk @lehoneychild https://t.co/vu2iFdycbh @lehoneychild til: you’re real. i thought your profile picture was some random “hot brunette” searchwhy does no one talk about the fact that depression and anxiety can cause major memory loss? @lehoneychild giving everyone some water huh
9/25
2020
@beckylaflor look all I have is pain, no gf, and i am six foot four i am sorry becky with the earthquake badonkadonk and great hair @ihatethiskid https://t.co/egtUjUSZyla relationship should be 10% luck 20% skill 15% concentrated power of will 5% pleasure 50% pain and a 100% reason t… https://t.co/vG1gfDIuYmpls rate my pinterest bio https://t.co/kyRiYPmJ1Rhttps://t.co/K6TtwPqVIopain, no gf https://t.co/nMwubmOM6x @KEGSzilla I typed Gumdam the first time and said that isn’t it lolBeans https://t.co/HvITEkyamscall me British I’m having beans for breakfastbro wtf they built a giant robot https://t.co/KpURFXxYuji am late but https://t.co/zpx6Wv4S6U @twrawson Sounds like v2 of the Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia @bocxtop hey prance can you turn down the talking about the state sanctioned terrorism in the streets and turn up the memes thanks guy @loukylaura @RyanVanVelzer @jsdpharmd @CNN @ChrisCuomo they signed up for it. they don’t get a pat on the back for doing their job @loukylaura @RyanVanVelzer @jsdpharmd @CNN @ChrisCuomo seeing as I went to a school that was predominately criminal… https://t.co/CJqODol6QT @loukylaura @RyanVanVelzer @jsdpharmd @CNN @ChrisCuomo pretty telling that you’re only praying for one side. May god show mercy on your soulI would once again like to apologize for everything on behalf of men https://t.co/Z41mG9dzvS @getlaidan everyone who was suspended is part of antifa and going on a government antifa list sorry Charliemy wireless mouse stopped working and now idk what to do how do I connect another mouse? why isn’t it working?do yo… https://t.co/s0lVabEmBr @BattlecorgiG @yashar Deuteronomy 18:10-13 There shall not be found among you...anyone who practices divination or… https://t.co/ANGt7cGe3f
9/24
2020
@grxceps This is him admitting that he’s attempting to inflict emotional distress sue him Queen @anastushe https://t.co/LxUcWNFG0lon my way to the closest trump rally https://t.co/jlrRUb9NQd
9/23
2020
@dvdplayuh a growth spurt?nvm i expected too much @clur19 U rly said no free clout lmaoooo
9/22
2020
my current mental state https://t.co/tO4CQTiKyGTreat yourself like I-35 & never stop working on yourself no matter how inconvenient it is for everyone else
9/21
2020
This is such a top-tier shitpost https://t.co/dqzbDmCPgjTell your Arizona friends to vote like women’s and minority rights are on the table because they are https://t.co/f9PKyP9p7p
9/20
2020
Romney, Murkowski, Collins, Grassley (?) - we may be good for once you guys https://t.co/6yyv1QxVq1
9/19
2020
@2Saddington How did you get yours so HD???? https://t.co/PjUTDvI1PJmore young adults live at home now than at any point in our history, including the Great Depression, but sure tell… https://t.co/7VfV3FDmvestop simping? in this economy?
9/18
2020
Defund the 1%vegans 🤝 fratstars https://t.co/FjlQmz6noZ @therealkimstory @khalidm1994 @caelum_inferos @officialsenza Yes that’s right SAVE $$$ by eliminating excess overhe… https://t.co/xqhyBpgGzL
9/17
2020

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