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Comic, producer, writer, stunt double, wife, mother, and know-it-all. Coming to a city near you...maybe. Check the website for tour dates.

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Joined Twitter 3/8/11


Pennsylvania, TODAY IS THE DAY! OCTOBER 19th! This is it, the last day to register online, in person and by mail. I… https://t.co/EDgHU5nwKX‘While Pres. Trump was telling all of us that they had the coronavirus ‘under control,’ his admin was meeting secre… https://t.co/mz4jcJGQhl
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10/19
2020
@never_mind2019 @robbie_couch Uh uh! You are not gonna bash my all time favorite! #AlmondJoy
10/18
2020
@robbie_couch Milky Way needs to go have a seat next to 3 Musketeers.My grandson Max hasn't said his first words yet, but if he could he'd remind you that Monday is the LAST DAY to reg… https://t.co/Q0tzF2dMYk
Retweeted by Wanda Sykes @Chloe_Hilliard Exactly!
10/17
2020
I’m usually yelling at Larry for some stupid shit he’s done, but not this time. And I’m still not gonna tell that… https://t.co/eUySZ4fG3y @chrisdocnee @mexopolis Congrats! Super cool! Any musicals?😊🏳️‍🌈🥂🙌🏾While we're speaking about Mr. Rogers, watch this clip from 1969 of him testifying in front of the U.S. Senate Subc… https://t.co/E4xoZIRxFu
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10/16
2020
Trump bails on the Town Hall debate with Biden because he didn’t want another ass whupping so NBC decides to air a… https://t.co/hHasNe512L#NBCBlackout
Retweeted by Wanda Sykes @jemelehill ALL OF THATJUST NOW: On the Senate Judiciary Committee Chair Lindsey Graham is holding a vote to schedule vote on Barrett nomi… https://t.co/SiGEAIhmER
Retweeted by Wanda Sykes @ar0b 8 @MPeggyQ More creepy than scary.Man, #LovecraftCountry It just gets better and better!Watching the #BillboardMusicAwards So far, everything has gone to drafts.
10/15
2020
BREAKING: Our new TV ad is live! Across America, kids are doing homework in fast food parking lots. Without Broadb… https://t.co/3TYb0l4skY
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10/13
2020
Rep. Haaland is one of the first Native American women serving in Congress. #IndigenousPeoplesDay https://t.co/j8yudSYo5k @GPBmadeit @CedEntertainer @DwyaneWade @WayneBrady @justsanaa Aunt Esther...🤗
10/12
2020
Love is LOVE 🌈♥️ #NationalComingOutDay https://t.co/OzYZ6yfGTqFor years I was scared of who I knew that I was, scared of the rejection and the hatred. I was scared of the judgem… https://t.co/QrntkMzq99
Retweeted by Wanda SykesComing out is a lot different today than it was in 1988, when #NationalComingOutDay started. But it remains challen… https://t.co/Dkl8h6UGcW
Retweeted by Wanda Sykes#NationalComingOutDay Be proud of who u are! Love yourself no matter what 🌈💖💖😁 https://t.co/vOWJHuw9lM
Retweeted by Wanda SykesWe’re proud, we’re loud and we’re celebrating National #ComingOutDay! Whether you’re living your life openly or sti… https://t.co/YC01o69uPG
Retweeted by Wanda Sykes @JackeeHarry Aww, love you too! I hope we get to do something again...very soon!🙏🏾❤️
10/11
2020
Pennsylvania! You have until 10/19 to register for a ballot to vote in the election. If you already have your ballo… https://t.co/Nhij6ee5IP @Hisgovtch That’s too much.I don’t know who needs to hear this, but this pandemic will be over one day, and you’ll have people in your home ag… https://t.co/dO12LnB51ZI love this family.❤️ 🏳️‍🌈 https://t.co/fBIKcRLooMOver 213,000 Americans have died from this virus — and the hard truth is it didn’t have to happen this way. https://t.co/27TL7PAhCi
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10/10
2020
Released today. This Far. Order here: https://t.co/wbB5KK8l8L The stunning boxset containing Sade’s six studio al… https://t.co/rSJ9M6fZ1l
Retweeted by Wanda SykesLet’s go to church... https://t.co/I1UV6ukKAd
10/9
2020
In conversation with @ginayashere hosting an exclusive keynote for @JustForLaughs Festival tomorrow. RSVP here:… https://t.co/XaobhqeW7XThis is why they try to make it hard for you to vote, because when we all vote, they know they will lose. #Vote Th… https://t.co/XATyeOwkOKhttps://t.co/TtWm3i4eaq.
Retweeted by Wanda Sykes @PaulMakaDerby Has he been hanging out with Don Jr?That fly....that eye....he’s gonna start bleeding from the ears.Yes, that sigh...she wants to call him the “n” word.Bitch! She asked you about abortion!That’s right Susan! Find your inner Karen!God, I miss Gwen Ifill. #GOATYes, that face she is making is the, “You a lying muthafucka,” face.Is there another Trump who Pence works for, cause that guy sounds nowhere near as shitty as Donald?
10/8
2020
@JackeeHarry @KekePalmer @lodivadevine @BlairUnderwood I had a blast!
10/7
2020
I wish you could start today! #VOTE https://t.co/vuf68rVWTG🙏🏾 https://t.co/3EVnFERaeL
10/6
2020
We are paying homage to 227 in this week's episode of #ZoomWhereItHappens! Join our amazing cast @lodivadevine,… https://t.co/UTdThzCit8
Retweeted by Wanda SykesAre we sure this guy is a military doctor and not a waiter at The Ivy? https://t.co/UGnt2PPcOwListen up, Maaaaary. We’re bringing Sandra Clark back for one night only! Join me @KekePalmer, LaTanya Richardson J… https://t.co/82Pf4pCULJ
Retweeted by Wanda SykesSome folks in my hood are going all out for Halloween, but the scariest decoration so far is the Trump/Pence lawn sign. @RepMattGaetz That’s just stupid.Every single person in the vehicle during that completely unnecessary Presidential “drive-by” just now has to be qu… https://t.co/QPUT4AAYWX
Retweeted by Wanda Sykes#ZoomWhereItHappens RSVP: https://t.co/i2a4tXY1Hm https://t.co/8SFFwHpdJzI don’t wish any human being suffering or pain, and I do hope the president recovers. But let’s stop this ridiculou… https://t.co/nmXIRWbOtb
Retweeted by Wanda Sykes @jemelehill A wannabe dictator.My father died of Covid alone in a hospital. I had to say goodbye to him over a phone. Trump got a joyride to sooth… https://t.co/M0j94wfUaE
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10/5
2020
What the fuck is happening!? THIS IS NOT NORMAL! IF!? You have Covid-19, you shouldn’t be meeting a bunch of folks… https://t.co/PQmfcyebDJC’mon SC! Elect Jaime Harrison! Let’s get off of this Crazy Train. @harrisonjaime Don’t you miss, “normal.” An… https://t.co/93aHcORQk5
10/4
2020
And just so you know...the rest of the world refers to Trump as, “obese.” If I had time, I would make a clip for y… https://t.co/SUDQTY6RLaBREAKING: Fmr. NJ Gov. & Presidential candidate Chris Christie has tested positive for #COVID19
Retweeted by Wanda SykesTrump tweeted, “Love,” last night. They should’ve asked the doctor if a side effect of the drug is that it makes y… https://t.co/7JoIl14OgmSomebody should shout, “And action.” @cmclymer Charlotte, I’m sorry for your loss. Sending you love and prayers.❤️
10/3
2020
@SenBobCasey Thank you, Senator. @IssaRae @nbcsnl YAAASSSS!!!🙌🏾My mother just called me to tell me to behave myself. 🙄 Don’t tell her I rolled my eyes! @Blkcofe98 😂 @johnlegend Alex and I are sending you, Chrissy, and your family our love and prayers.🙏🏾 So sorry.
10/2
2020
But Katie, Trump said that the prices went down...Oh! Ok. #LiesAfterLies Note to crooks...If you have to testify… https://t.co/zn1Z8G5FX6
10/1
2020
Goodnight y’all. I gotta get up early to go down to the creek to look for my ballot.🙄Chris Wallace needs an air horn. #ShitShowDebate
9/30
2020
‘I think the American people see through this raw use of political power‘ — Watch @amyklobuchar tear into Ted Cruz… https://t.co/gnWpregBlv
Retweeted by Wanda SykesLet’s go! @serenawilliamsHere’s your dictator to be! #TrumpTaxReturns https://t.co/d2rv9xtH0J
9/28
2020
😂 This kid is a natural. Sounds like Virginia...Surry. Did I ever donate some eggs...🤔 https://t.co/OtQ41EYUIP @AlysonFouse And in that orderMariah! Thank you for thinking of me! I’m going to read this cover to cover! My face is gonna be buried in this boo… https://t.co/Y6JCExMiZ2
9/27
2020
Once again, Katie cuts through the bull💩. A good read about healthcare and the GOP not protecting folks with pre-e… https://t.co/6oImLkaS3V @untilfreedom @TamikaDMallory Thank you.🙏🏾
9/26
2020
I had to go do some yard work, I let those weeds have it. My anger wasn’t directed at Steve. I was angry that at a… https://t.co/0VxqsdlynrIf Steve Kornacki don’t get the fuck off my tv! Why are they interrupting @TamikaDMallory?!Watching the news conference with Breonna Taylor’s family. 👊🏾#BLMI know times are tight, but if you can, support local candidates. And if you can swing it, help out Dems in other c… https://t.co/S4XkDEhEpR
9/25
2020
That was a nice sweet booing. It melted my heart. 🙌🏾 https://t.co/v4B0q9SLj3THREAD. It is important to take note and be prepared for the unprecedented actions Trump says he intends to take af… https://t.co/lc0Q1s7iXW
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9/24
2020
@chrisdocnee Sorry Chris.❤️Yeah, I’m pissed! And I’m sick and tired of feeling like this. VOTE! VOTE! VOTE! VOTE!!!! If you are not regis… https://t.co/YxfLx935pk @robinthede 🙌🏾After Mike “Sugar” Bloomberg pays the fines for 32,000 Florida felons so they can vote. Nov 3rd, tell’em Sugar sent… https://t.co/9pmbZ9AaZ7My husband John lived by a code: country first. We are Republicans, yes, but Americans foremost. There's only one c… https://t.co/I89CsXpdsL
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9/23
2020
This election is too crucial. Get a plan together ASAP. Head to https://t.co/Ac3jlyn8DQ to register or check your r… https://t.co/zfcMSOgNmJSo he voted to convict the President & remove him from office as unfit to serve, but will support that same Preside… https://t.co/5T9B75k0nq
Retweeted by Wanda SykesMitt Romney never fails to disappoint me. #HypocritesGOP#DoYouRemember? Ive decided to declare today, the 21st of September, a national holiday in our house. I don’t care… https://t.co/hTYokqOBWr
9/22
2020
Being nominated for playing Jackie Moms Mabley, was pretty much a win already for me. So, here’s my acceptance sp… https://t.co/ud2WmOk17I @S_Hamilton_uk Thank you!Hey arachnophiles, is this guy dangerous? I found it in my house. 😱 Just wondering if I should move. https://t.co/tP8flwPYjpSenator @LindseyGrahamSC served in the United States Air Force. The first thing the USAF drills into you is “integr… https://t.co/T4rditlaKF
Retweeted by Wanda SykesAll aboard!!! 🔥#GOPmfers https://t.co/0sMlwuE8zY
9/20
2020

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