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Works in fashion, plays with food. All views are my own.

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Joined Twitter 2/13/09


Germany: “We developed it” Turkey: “We designed it” Belgium: “We produced it” U.K.: “We are really good at shoppin… https://t.co/rXENdh3REV
Retweeted by Ian Wright @bashmore I did an internal scream.I know this is unspeakably dull. I do apologise.So turns out @UberUKsupport / @ubereats_uk just keep sending the same message in the hope I’m going to go away. Is… https://t.co/Cmb6gAZmCv
12/2
2020
The responses I’ve received from the @ubereats_uk / @UberUKsupport bot are beyond ridiculous now. The same message… https://t.co/3bYAsoEL49
12/1
2020
God I hope that pr!ck is cut out of the (inevitable 🙏🏼) second series of White Lines.
11/30
2020
@UberUKsupport Please read my messages. I tried to use the code straight after you sent me an email reminding me to… https://t.co/ikf13S8PA4
11/29
2020
Imagine only getting your information from Facebook and not caring at all for other people, let alone the tens of t… https://t.co/84gcaD9cxx @UberUKsupport @ubereats_uk *bot, not bit @UberUKsupport Hi there @UberUKsupport @ubereats_uk, I seem to have been contacted by either a bit or a complete mo… https://t.co/1U5zZWtctf
11/28
2020
Should’ve totally bought shares in @FinishUK.
11/26
2020
Oh @hels, how did you know? https://t.co/833meU415tNew favourite #lockdown game with @MadameMarta: watching old episodes of Come Down With Me and guessing what each p… https://t.co/SEDoZeKeJa @chris_mandle This aubergine is composed of 92% Watergate❤️ Hi @Twitter - you should be able to double tap a tweet I. Your feed to ‘like’ it rather than have to tap the tiny ❤️
11/25
2020
Health Secretary @MattHancock says British people are 'peculiarly unusual' in going to work when sick. This may he… https://t.co/Yzb3Yiwtk0
Retweeted by Ian Wright @David_M_Watts @SkyUK @SkyHelpTeam So, so poor. It’s a wonder anyone has their services at all really.I know this is so dull but would be remarkable if I actually got @SkyHelpTeam / @SkyUK to actually respond to a customer complaint.Hi @SkyUK / @SkyHelpTeam - in the 5+ years I’ve used your ATROCIOUS service, not once has there been a period where… https://t.co/fKDsZJYGdY
11/24
2020
So do I Catherine, so do I...https://t.co/HTSwBrJ1GiMeanwhile on Come Dine With Me https://t.co/VpyZPY8bE1 @Uber_Support Hi @ubereats_uk / @UberUKsupport - I’ve signed in and there’s nothing specific to my issue on your link.Hi @ubereats_uk - you’ve sent me a few emails now offering me £15 off an order. I’ve used you before but your email… https://t.co/hUJ8qJLaKh @abbiemoulton I should’ve seen it really @abbiemoulton https://t.co/s86YJestm5Well that didn’t last long. https://t.co/qzGsiOPnPt
11/20
2020
"FUCKING SNOWFLAKES" I yell as I learn that a song that was made in 33 years ago I'll now have to listen to on a sl… https://t.co/uNPaBwByAt
Retweeted by Ian WrightAm I the only person feeling a little embarrassed that we are going all out to save Christmas but cancelled EID one night before?
Retweeted by Ian WrightPolite reminder that families have managed Passover, Rosh Hashana, Yom Kippur, Eid, Divali without being physically… https://t.co/fqUxI6B7TG
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11/19
2020
Important: https://t.co/t1YogVsZkM @IsabelleOC https://t.co/XPKD9oD6a3 @IsabelleOC Evergreen tweet.Illuminating. ⁦@MarcusRashford⁩ property investments compared with Daily Mail owner’s. From ⁦@PrivateEyeNews⁩ https://t.co/KZKIl4BjoI
Retweeted by Ian WrightOk @Tesco @sainsburys @waitrose @AldiUK @Morrisons @LidlGB Could you add an option when it comes to check out on an… https://t.co/7loKuo56DI
Retweeted by Ian WrightCurtis’s next job could be in comedy. (he just doesn’t know it yet) Rethink. Reskill. Reboot https://t.co/JV6Be1mlZcSomewhere in Sainsbury’s... 🎄😡 #SainsburysXmas https://t.co/tIFCzA6CFa
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11/18
2020
https://t.co/pfzjYHfHtu https://t.co/36kX3RF6lHI’ve not watched @CNN in ages now. Has the Cheeto finally given up or what?
11/17
2020
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11/14
2020
@lickedspoon Bloody hell 😍 @dalchodha Deserved.
11/13
2020
@IsabelleOC Here I am. https://t.co/LaXDolYeIU @IsabelleOC and yet, more accurate @chefcalum You really have outdone yourself with this. First team standard. @jamieeast Hell to the liars. @dalchodha I can bearly believe it. @dalchodha £1420?!?!?!?!And, surely, the Republicans must know these legal challenges are baseless, so wouldn’t it be better to rip the pla… https://t.co/GmRnWlYR51Top stuff as always. Is there any way that Trump can be taken to court for his lies and destructive decisions in… https://t.co/jiMUFBUcYx
11/12
2020
CanNOT wait for all the stories about outraged Brexit-voting holiday-makers who manage to blame their sky-high roam… https://t.co/Lp8pgtZg9XHe’s not going to fuck you, bro. https://t.co/YxVkRH70zBWhy isn’t there a rule in American politics that states that once you’ve lost, you can do anything stupid or change… https://t.co/hr8lwqStaR
11/11
2020
BREAKING. Sir John Major: "Complacency and nostalgia are the route to national decline" "We are no longer a great… https://t.co/ZvOKf7xWMr
Retweeted by Ian Wright @Matt_Hambly @sebulous @thisisnagy Rich Tea-minus 3 minutes until re-entry
11/10
2020
FOOD TWITTER: I’ve got a brand spanking new Le Creuset non-stick aluminium frying pan - very exciting. Any tips for… https://t.co/8a5p5wMdbZNever forget that Boris Johnson sneakily used yesterday’s wonderful news to hide yet another massive U turn. Marcus… https://t.co/bO2T1fpuin
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11/8
2020
Just think about Angela Merkel’s relief she never has to talk to that brainless tangerine ever again.LOCK HIM UP.Come on Donny, show your orange face and let’s hear you whine on so we can all have a good laugh.80% of all adults eligible to vote - not registered adults - voted in Minnesota. Well done Minneapolis.Show empathy for Trump? No.❤️ https://t.co/EmcQpUFiKj
Retweeted by Ian WrightI’M SO FUCKING HAPPYPeople in Britain: this is what we should aspire to. Not the corruption, not the racism, not the insular, entitle… https://t.co/yhQbQFtudwVidéo rare de la chevelure de Trump quittant la maison blanche https://t.co/D7yfmKEuS5
Retweeted by Ian Wrightlol at all the scheduled tweets coming out right now about face creams and top 5 video gamesJust placed a $10,000 bet on Nigel Farage being an absolute nonce.
Retweeted by Ian Wright😂 https://t.co/OE0wOe194x @realDonaldTrump blame @FLOTUS 😌 https://t.co/IrvevUKjJ9
Retweeted by Ian WrightWe’ve been living like this is the U.K. since 2016. So happy you got your freedom. https://t.co/NkM7NiNPil @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/AfvZDFRKKmWord of the day has to be ‘suspire’: to (finally) breathe out.
Retweeted by Ian WrightHow has no one got more shots of Trump crying into his golf clubs?TFW you’re blagging it on @duolingo https://t.co/D5UI3obntpLiving vicariously through the joy sane Americans must be feeling right now is such an incredible high.Compare and contrast - the UK and German foreign ministers’ responses https://t.co/BYouk7oYJs
Retweeted by Ian WrightTHANK FUCK FOR THATFood Twitter: your ESSENTIAL cookbook recommendations if you please. Feeling like a little splurge. #cookbook https://t.co/ydKGAHl8JSIt is not ok that this shit happens. It happened because I am a woman & I was alone. He walked away thinking he ta… https://t.co/IPWg54v6NW
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11/7
2020
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Retweeted by Ian Wright @williambroome I reckon she’s more of a sherry galNarrator: They had not won Pennsylvania. https://t.co/dCRux3SvbZ👀 That feeling where you share screen in a meeting and frantically have to close browser tabs. https://t.co/oHD7gDLlViLordy do we need this right now. https://t.co/JUIwyqQxtUNews organisations for the past four years: Donald Trump says all Mexicans are criminal rapists, others say they a… https://t.co/WOe2nW2mah
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11/6
2020
@lickedspoon Woah. 🐟🧀👍🏼 @leckerpodcast I’ll keep my eyes peeled for the jars! Only seen the cans thus far. @leckerpodcast Oh do they?! Oh ok then I am IN! @leckerpodcast Me gustan mucho guindillas también pero no hay ninguno en el cocktail! 😫 @leckerpodcast Never done the cocktail mix but looks up my calle. @leckerpodcast Agreed! Gordal or manzanilla?More dignified than I was expecting https://t.co/JATRk4ouHe
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11/5
2020
I can only assume the people saying “Trump could never win in the UK” don’t know who the Prime Minister of the UK i… https://t.co/2HlZ1GQwz7
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11/4
2020
@lickedspoon New stick blender and much more patience than normal! @lickedspoon Thanks! First time I’ve managed a non-grainy cauli purée too...👌🏽 @lickedspoon This little ensemble. 🥩https://t.co/TOoJIq6EIS https://t.co/oaXQ5UUmn6The worlds happiest pan set. https://t.co/2avbiLEueJ Thanks @designmilk https://t.co/vrduHs1bBR
Retweeted by Ian WrightTonight we had steak, cauliflower purée, cavolo nero and crispy cauli leaves. https://t.co/xhxqb1kuvxAm I the only one creeped out by people who use females/males when women/men is perfectly appropriate?
11/3
2020
@IsabelleOC Yeah it’s a shitter when you spend the money. Go carefully!
11/2
2020

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