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Kubernetes breaker, container escaper, public speaker, former teen mom. they/them/chaotic goose. Stay punk 🏴

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Lots of fun tonight catching up and stargazing with @jessica_schalz and @IanColdwater! #ACNH https://t.co/bk4FHlYhBx
Retweeted by Ian Coldwater πŸ“¦πŸ’₯ @jessica_schalz @anjoustiles πŸ’«πŸŒŸβœ¨πŸ’– @marcusjcarey The Lorax πŸ™ƒ @grenlith @blowdart No doubt! @grenlith @blowdart My island is in fact full of trash @CharlesDardaman I've been stargazing with some friends this evening and it's the bestKubefriends Animal Crossing meetup? Y'all know you want toHanging out in Animal Crossing is so much better than Zoom @BundyB Thank you! That did let me go home but I lost all the flowers and apples I got on the other island. :( Oh well
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@weirdoqueen Thank you! I'm sure I will. Just gonna try to avoid eggs this time πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚ @dbsmasher There are SO MANY SPARKLY BITS happening around here But I'm starting to see a curl pattern again in those parts, so that's cool @weirdoqueen Yeah, coconut oil is my go-to :)read the room https://t.co/gq4mw4lIUB
Retweeted by Ian Coldwater πŸ“¦πŸ’₯ @weirdoqueen My hair is too textured and damaged to be friends with ACV, unfortunately Need the full fat protein stuff around here @zarchasmpgmr @hacks4pancakes @J0hnnyXm4s Kind of curious about that for one of my kids too, he got a 105 fever nasty cough thing in JanuaryExcuse me, am Cat5e https://t.co/D8lSbP1tcw
Retweeted by Ian Coldwater πŸ“¦πŸ’₯Once upon a time I tried to make a hair masque from some recipe I found on the Internet and it had eggs in it and w… https://t.co/mN7UFv1GkWover here like "I guess I could do Kubernetes the Hard Way again? Who has a recipe for a good DIY hair masque" @mattstratton Yes. Let them have their fun @austeane OMG, thank you! That makes me feel much better @furmangator @bsidesatl (Not because I got mentioned, because @raesene is awesome) @furmangator @bsidesatl \o/ that's the one I really want to see! @bsidesatl did your talks get recorded and will y'all be putting them up anywhere? @JimmAngel @0xmchow @alisondowdney's got u (haven't seen a kubecat yet tho) https://t.co/NmbUxucQ3r @JimmAngel @0xmchow I'll bring the service mesh https://t.co/QZ6xZPUOU2 @codeknitter You called? /honk @abbyfuller Week between Christmas and New Year's in the airportThis whole quarantine period is some weird combination of the week between Christmas and New Years and the airport.… https://t.co/zjTdJXovOc
Retweeted by Ian Coldwater πŸ“¦πŸ’₯ @mattstratton It's working for you! @skyintist It's more of an insult to injury thing @MachineDidact @BadassBowden OMG your hair is PERFECT 🀩 @arekfurt I would also like to know this For science πŸ˜‡ @matthew_d_green @munin *cries in YAML*Okay, so here's a question: Say you're an org that (1) is having WFH people use split-tunnel VPNs or even no VPNs… https://t.co/9iuf01v5Mj
Retweeted by Ian Coldwater πŸ“¦πŸ’₯ @kixunil @SwiftOnSecurity I have several talks on Kubernetes security! Here are 3 of em "Perfect Storm" DerbyCon 2… https://t.co/Hp0s8R250S
Retweeted by Ian Coldwater πŸ“¦πŸ’₯ @kixunil @SwiftOnSecurity I have several talks on Kubernetes security! Here are 3 of em "Perfect Storm" DerbyCon 2… https://t.co/Hp0s8R250S @abaranov That was a terrible ecological disaster for that community :( @webjedi @DennisF @TheRealStanLee @AlfClausen Straight up thought this was a picture of @edskoudis on scroll @CharlesDardaman Greetings from ' OR 1=1-- ! We've got peaches πŸ‘ @inthesedeserts Chocolate sandwich cookies?! @AlyssaM_InfoSec You unpacked your bag yet? I can't quite bring myself to 😭 @AlyssaM_InfoSec Good golly do I feel this @jrrickard 😞 I'm so sorry, Jeremy. Holding you and yours in the light. @memenetes It's true, honestly, I do love messme picking kubernetes for my new project https://t.co/hPlJbvWltp
Retweeted by Ian Coldwater πŸ“¦πŸ’₯ @RadicalWhisper Yeah, I do have a CKA I need to speed run forThe other day my youngest was like "I'm...actually bored? I'm never bored. What the hell" and I FEEL THIS @johnjhacking @petermbenjamin @idiot_girl I'm gonna need that friend code πŸ˜› @advicepig OMG I want some The fried green tomato kind are tasty but I'm not sure they resemble fried green tomatoes particularly @stabby_lambda @DarknetDiaries You listened to Reply All yet? That will keep you busy for a while @petermbenjamin @idiot_girl @johnjhacking Mine! Are we friends yet? I have peaches @0xmchow Animal Crossing is like being an open source maintainer, but with cuter animals
Retweeted by Ian Coldwater πŸ“¦πŸ’₯ @jbeda @0xKruzr @Tempest_Dawn @Hazelesque @ajn142 @mauilion That's true! TIL slash grok ✨ @jbeda @0xKruzr @Tempest_Dawn @Hazelesque @ajn142 @mauilion It's good enough to be mentioned twice :) https://t.co/vhCX06ba7A @advicepig Service fee goes to Bite Squad, tip goes to the driver @lowmagnet @slavadotcom For sure! I feel that way about Kubernetes too, honestly. There's always more to learn πŸ€— @siliconjesus Thank you for sharing it though! @siliconjesus That's a different thing. I mean like "here are the virtual conferences happening by date"If you, like me, only have a surface-level understanding of Kubernetes, join me in binging the shit out of this thi… https://t.co/LRWLPT3xXN
Retweeted by Ian Coldwater πŸ“¦πŸ’₯ @0xKruzr @Tempest_Dawn @Hazelesque @ajn142 @mauilion Woohoo!! I am an especially big fan of the Grokking Kubernetes… https://t.co/PT1hI7niRZ @0xKruzr @Tempest_Dawn @Hazelesque @ajn142 @mauilion Also @b0rk has been doing a series of container comics recentl… https://t.co/p6rO9hvEMG @0xKruzr @Tempest_Dawn @Hazelesque @ajn142 @mauilion @mauilion contributes to an awesome YouTube series at… https://t.co/CY2NnIFY3n @0xKruzr @Tempest_Dawn @Hazelesque @ajn142 @mauilion and I were about to do a talk on capabilities before everythin… https://t.co/w5EXvgvE58Does anyone have a comprehensive list anywhere of which virtual cons are happening when? I know @bsidesatl and… https://t.co/aoS0Rjq8EC @ajn142 @IanColdwater whales like to swim in the same direction, that's pod orchestration
Retweeted by Ian Coldwater πŸ“¦πŸ’₯ @IanColdwater Oh, @IanColdwater I forgot to mention the damage the whales can do if they escape their containers. T… https://t.co/iIAfsKn4J8
Retweeted by Ian Coldwater πŸ“¦πŸ’₯ @IanColdwater Well you see Ian, we’ve found a way of stuffing whales into containers so we can fit them in a comput… https://t.co/SQPHpMPew8
Retweeted by Ian Coldwater πŸ“¦πŸ’₯ @8bitspecter1 For real, this is awesome. Let me and folks in the community know if you have questions or get stuck, we're here to help! πŸ’™Since the mighty goose @IanColdwater wont stop honking about Kubernetes, a new cluster has appeared in my home lab,… https://t.co/cHQcdSdfvi
Retweeted by Ian Coldwater πŸ“¦πŸ’₯ @8bitspecter1 HONK πŸ’™β˜ΈοΈπŸ’™ https://t.co/lqrvere66oThis Saturday morning's entertainment: playing with the new MKIT tool from @bradgeesaman and @josh_larsen! It scan… https://t.co/oqY2akUpj4
Retweeted by Ian Coldwater πŸ“¦πŸ’₯ @ellenkorbes I for one appreciate the packer adviceYesterday, a thing happened that I’ve feared since Trump got elected. The Secretary of Interior ordered a reserva… https://t.co/ZeOVBSi7l9
Retweeted by Ian Coldwater πŸ“¦πŸ’₯ @WhyHiAnnabelle I don't understand the boarding up. There's no hurricane coming? @dinodaizovi This is some prime broad brush thought leadering but I'm not at all sure "you build what you want" is always true @petermbenjamin @johnjhacking Where you going? @_specters_ Fuck 'em. Do your thing. You don't owe anybody anything @halvarflake You sort of don't, but it gets easier as they get older This was one of the most difficult parts of p… https://t.co/VTsNnjwDxF @DrFurfagMD @thugcrowd @jessploit https://t.co/bXrHVoHcx4 @slavadotcom I would, honestly! I have lots of room for improvement there @DrFurfagMD @thugcrowd @jessploit Lies @Plazmaz Oh, I was exempted anyway since I do normally work during this time! It's good advice, I was just making faces at myself @randomerror503 omg THE WORST @mauilion Duffie, what are these kubes and how do I nete them in production πŸ€ͺ @Plazmaz You can get a lot done if you don't sleep I don't necessarily recommend this @strandjs @EanMeyer @BHinfoSecurity @BanjoCrashland @joff_thyer ["paperwork" encompasses audit legal GRC] @Plazmaz πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ @strandjs @EanMeyer @BHinfoSecurity @BanjoCrashland @joff_thyer attackers, defenders, engineers, paperwork @EanMeyer @strandjs @BHinfoSecurity @BanjoCrashland @joff_thyer but seriously, where do the devsecops go? @EanMeyer @strandjs @BHinfoSecurity @BanjoCrashland @joff_thyer this is amazing 🀣 @jessploit @TinkerSec Way too real @Niki7a https://t.co/NwyhBLUsXh
Retweeted by Ian Coldwater πŸ“¦πŸ’₯ @EanMeyer @strandjs @BHinfoSecurity @BanjoCrashland @joff_thyer do the devsecops all go to Beauxbatons or what @DrGeneCallahan @RealGeneKim The APA would also like to tell you to fuck off https://t.co/p9MieSSI8w @wgboulet @cjciaramella I assure you that my kids had far more intellect and emotional stability at 12 @strandjs @EanMeyer @BHinfoSecurity @BanjoCrashland @joff_thyer ....what are the houses @DrGeneCallahan @RealGeneKim Your transphobia isn't funny. Fuck off. @jessploit Poor bottoms @gerudopark @alisondowdney https://t.co/bSO4sntVaaSpread havoc https://t.co/P8yp4E9gIw
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