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karms @IanKarmel Portland/Los Angeles

Big Time Television Personality!!!

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Joined Twitter 8/12/10


The 45 volunteers given the dose in March developed neutralizing antibodies. Now 30,000 people to get the experimen… https://t.co/zQSglO8tt3
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7/15
2020
I don't know what Nick Cannon said, but it can't be worse than any of his stand-up specials.Hey there all fam! Who won the "Movies With Aliens In Them" draft?! cc: @IanKarmel @thegissilent @SeanSJordan @MarsMel
Retweeted by karmsHave you talked to your parents about supporting @sarahforpdx? If you have parents in Portland, invite them to the… https://t.co/BB6lNwkAE4
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7/14
2020
@PapaDrewCrew @SeanSJordan @thegissilent I absolutely do not visit Bolivia, on the regular, via a series of seaplane flights.You gotta buy @Sam_Tallent’s book! It’s a great read and hands down the second greatest book ever written by a brat… https://t.co/B03BvhrXmY
Retweeted by karms @asideofgravy @AllFantasyPod @thegissilent @SeanSJordan Oh no no they should have been cancelled a long time ago, I… https://t.co/muwUuR6leP
7/13
2020
@PortlandBadBoy @kdubinthisclub I AM A BETHANY ELEMENTARY ALUMNI!!!
7/12
2020
This would be the nicest place I've ever lived. https://t.co/WjQm1rlsrR @UncleJpau It's not my fault your dumbass had kids instead of wanting to paint one (1) wall.Hmm, I wonder if there's a different city agency we could defund instead... 🤔 https://t.co/lFvOSvHplO
Retweeted by karmsThank you to everyone with legit suggestions, and to everyone who dropped a joke, I brought it on myself but I'm still mad at you.Does anyone have any interior design resources they really enjoy? Just stuff for inspiration - IG accounts or websites or whatever?NEW AFE ALERT! We drafted “Movies With Aliens!” It was groovy in a far out kind of way and made me miss @IanKarmelhttps://t.co/s90vaALk5N
Retweeted by karmsNEW AFE ALERT!!! @SeanSJordan, @thegissilent and I draft "Movies With Aliens!" Far out. https://t.co/eEmkmxULQtActual footage of me hearing @thegissilent’s 2nd pick, and then @IanKarmel’s final pick on the @AllFantasyPod Movie… https://t.co/f32qJ6fExu
Retweeted by karmsNeil Gorsuch & The Four Liberal Justices, one of Motown's least successful acts, but they had a couple deep cuts. https://t.co/07vN3OHRmqSumo wrestling + @IanKarmel = Hilarious. Binge full episodes of #GameOn now on @CBSAllAccess:… https://t.co/pND2BmeZqE
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7/9
2020
@joshgondelman The statue avatar guy is such a weirdly specific dude. Their bio is always something like "Neoclassi… https://t.co/jEo5hNBMwc @IanKarmel @alexkealy it's a ram-com
Retweeted by karms @caitlinmoran @alexkealy hahahahaha @SeanYoo uh okay and who are you???So y’all know I love watching TikToks. One of my first TikTok discoveries: Dr. Marquis Norton, a Black male therapi… https://t.co/ka5TuYLQ3L
Retweeted by karmsWorked at Best Buy customer service desk. Some guy came in with a microwave that had been clearly used - which is f… https://t.co/VqICX5FHGmThey just wanted to steal a car, but they ended up... stealing each others hearts. This summer, Jim Carrey and Jenn… https://t.co/n2voKLhTpe @BipedKev I know, but I’m Jewish as hell and I just wanna hold out hope people can change.So, about DeSean Jackson. There are many American Jews, mostly of my parents' generation but some younger, who are… https://t.co/aNozzyx4Ju
Retweeted by karms @CubanMissileDH This seems right, but aren’t goblins also smart?My girl LOVES when a movie protagonist goes through a dramatic character change over the course of three acts.
Retweeted by karms @YourManDevine I’d say you’re in good hands. This is a win for you. @calebsaysthings As as a 35 year old, how dare: 1) He 2) You 3) My parentsFor me it’s Draculas. https://t.co/ikMrro2vw3July 2020 in one text. https://t.co/DhXX1uDUL9
Retweeted by karms @IsaacKLee Love Big Time Socialists. Love em. @afe_mel @AllFantasyPod @RonFunches @kumailn Oh you going WAY back. @Elizabeth502 @KeeganMKey Thank you so much! @freedarko @nickadamsweb I’m already trying to do this, but it’s bupkis with these shmendriks!Uhh, @zaktoscani? https://t.co/p8KCX7vbS3
7/8
2020
@hotdaddywags I hope so, too. Gotta leave that door open for people to learn, though! @dave_schilling It's such a needless and painful diversion from anything remotely useful!Just to reiterate - Hitler - nobody's boy.In Nazi Germany, black Germans were subject to the Nuremberg Laws, just like the Jews, the Roma and others. There… https://t.co/IN9U6GSNSbI think it's a horrible thing to say and think, and it boggles the mind, but I don't think they're bad people and I… https://t.co/a7lGdqTx8OIt's an absolute luxury that the worst DeSean Jackson and Stephen Jackson's anti-Semitism can do is make me sad, bu… https://t.co/GuZdS3MtBII know the story isn't great but this is the first time these two words have trended together. Exciting times! https://t.co/A81173S0kQ
Retweeted by karmsSTILL. https://t.co/Sw9GHXYuupWhen you do The Talk, you gotta do it in front of a painting where you’re dressed like a dictator. https://t.co/dL5wJWeisv @MassengaleLiana My pleasure! @LarryAgostineli Thank you!I’m on vacation strolling channels and who should pop on my tv but the man @IanKarmel! Truly delightful surprise. https://t.co/YfsJtEr0Ra
Retweeted by karms @ed_ballart @FadedcomedyLA Happy birthday, papa!Big happy birthday to the only photographer who can make us look good, Ed! @ed_ballart https://t.co/Ou3j9GrxSD
Retweeted by karmsso are we gonna shut down the country, require masks in public, cancel rent, and pay everyone $2000 a month or what’s up
Retweeted by karmsThey're breaking out graphs for rap beef now. Yeah I'm tapping out here man y'all be cool. https://t.co/1WJFivX1js
Retweeted by karmsThere is a legit conversation to be had about what is and is not anti Semitic, because at times it’s used as a tact… https://t.co/CrmIG1buhm
Retweeted by karmsI'M ON THE TALK TODAY!!! https://t.co/yydrgikrfmTo the next generation and little ones following my foot steps.. #LoveWins https://t.co/tVaV3pkdLe
Retweeted by karms @ReedPNW It may take some finding, but it’s worth it. Don’t get discouraged.Interesting thread! Optimistic but grounded and honest and if you're the TLDR type - KEEP WEARING MASKS. https://t.co/b25TLZ2vap @ClaireMPLS I ALSO had a OJ pog set, and it wasn't even THIS OJ pog set!!!Looting in a way a normal person on the street couldn’t even imagine... and yet somehow this is ok. Rotten to the c… https://t.co/DHTR20TNeo
Retweeted by karms @russbengtson @sundownmotel blap blap blap
7/7
2020
@marcmaron Just watched The Firm. Can’t take your eyes off him, and he’s in scenes with Tom Cruise. @ayoedebiri Best damn teeth in the biz.You ever just stop and wonder what Gene Hackman is doing at that very moment? I do. @nogumbofornazis Lets not start talking crazy, here.oh shit wait nvm these are ours https://t.co/TZ9sBDO72z
Retweeted by karmsRIP Ennio Moreicone. Gunned down in his prime.Finland ended homelessness. They provide a small apartment and counseling with no preconditions. 4/5 make their way… https://t.co/BDt6MtIMRh
Retweeted by karmsTyson would make Bron's beard whirl around his head like Daffy Duck's bill when he got shot in the face https://t.co/6DWsDITjnY
Retweeted by karmsWestside Gunn ordering McDonalds @WESTSIDEGUNN https://t.co/64bkJdRu2M
Retweeted by karmsGotta be @thegissilent. https://t.co/7pY9GINyXF @PJ01132894 @OregonGovBrown It started like that and then became an actual white power symbol. You do your research. @VisualReversal @OregonGovBrown @ORStatePolice Incorrect.
7/6
2020
@girlinthelobby I absolutely love musicals! Love them! I put them on in crosswalks and I’ve written for two Tony Aw… https://t.co/2rNBS9Al4WNever a bad time to retweet this sketch written by @hairoline, one of the dumbest, funniest things we did in the la… https://t.co/QuZ5pedE6R @AllezLesBoulez Hey, happy to springboard! @kavindpan Alien invasions are unrealistic, singing the plot is ridiculous, they're both great. Musicals are corny… https://t.co/gpEXLKYWie @AllezLesBoulez Ahhhh @kavindpan I decide. @AllezLesBoulez Nope. @mpdeejay1 @DuncanWidman @CheFos82 @marcellacomedy Starlight Express, baby!I just listened to this one and it’s a banger https://t.co/8CVM8GCqc5
Retweeted by karms @HeuristicLineup For sure, but also a massive uptick in fireworks. @djevilone I’m on this island with you! @HeuristicLineup I think this is one of those Twitter isn’t real life situations. @fakemikemulloy Delicious. @fakemikemulloy Whats in an old Cuban?nothing “radicalized” you babe. all you’ve done is share graphics to your instagram story.
Retweeted by karms @Pettei_Time I've seen a whole bunch, I believe corniness is inherent in Broadway musicals and that isn't a criticism. @fakemikemulloy THE DOG IS OFF THE CHAIN. @fakemikemulloy Mike, people can read this. @morgan_murphy She'll give you a big old hug! @longers1 Well yeah, its a Saturday. @AKAClark1 Happy Birthday! @morgan_murphy I drove up to Portland and hugged my mom, and it was the first time I'd touched someone since March,… https://t.co/vPsiOwBS7oThere's a picture of me wearing a red, white and blue hat holding a red white and blue blow-up machine gun with Ame… https://t.co/XqFN8VtAzJMaybe it's because I grew up as a Jew who also celebrated Christmas, but I have absolutely no problem separating th… https://t.co/GlfVdntM2K @bizmichael A ceveeshirt cannon?Time for another backyard chat with OSP, @OregonGovBrown? https://t.co/YdDLVwyulR
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7/5
2020

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