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Misanthropic bon vivant. Don't ask me how that works. I try to keep literal shit out of other people's food. Anti-fascist. Nazi punks fuck off. he/him πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

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@bloodlesscoup Yellow @alexandraknew @kenjimallon I, too, say yellow. @Hal_Duncan I know. They really could've done so much more with it. @introvertgay Currently have two fans going and will have at least one on all through the year. A/C is only for tho… https://t.co/kFZnoL5wmGThat obstacle may look big, that giant may look impossible, but your dick can do the impossible. Now, stay encourag… https://t.co/xs2xHLL1xm
Retweeted by I.M. Noone πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ‘¨β€βš•οΈ @Kahin Grey, red, bummed you were in Portsmouth and we didn't meet.The big belt buckle guys needed to get together. All this sexual tension, and then it just ends. https://t.co/hN9Lnb2TTt @MilesKlee This is a flavor combo I could really get into.Our right to abortion should never depend on our income or what type of insurance we have. It’s time to end the H… https://t.co/Mpl1ln96p3
Retweeted by I.M. Noone πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ‘¨β€βš•οΈ @NuclearAnthro WIGGLES THE SAVAGE TIGER DEVOURS HIS PREY https://t.co/GQF1j0dpf9 @Krakenstein https://t.co/9boG7VIqUf @meakoopa I'm not really sure if a virtual hug is a construction of my mind and or yours, but I'm sending one anywa… https://t.co/Wkp2A6hC5S @CyborgBooBoo23 Oh, but it's so so true.Working with refugees is some of the most difficult coverage, because of the slow, grinding hopelessness of their s… https://t.co/iN9wADCMmH
Retweeted by I.M. Noone πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ‘¨β€βš•οΈ @NuclearAnthro https://t.co/pOYfp0G0q6 @buttermilkbup @adamgently @GummyFredo https://t.co/jvLQTX3j4A @PopBangHugh 😍😍😍😍😍 @pseudomonaslisa I kinda don't. @NuclearAnthro FLUFFY BELLY! https://t.co/bFNQBIXqrL @LouisPeitzman Grey, maybe red @UzamakiJ Yellow @GummyFredo @adamgently @buttermilkbup https://t.co/eboAfuxzyG @queer_bones Yellow @adamgently @GummyFredo @buttermilkbup https://t.co/e3xjGjoqvg
10/1
2020
@NuclearAnthro THE BEAUTIEST AND THE GRACEFULLEST https://t.co/tLP3vTmqZo @kenjimallon @WiizardFiish I do love her bringing the teacher to school these people. @scoutj @justmaryse @SpunkyEclectic Yep. Learned this at least as a Cub Scout, if not earlier. @hanifleylabi I say it all the time, despite being a godless heathen. @cheerful_ExGF Fuck yeah! @BretMichael The Ohio State Crock-Pot really speaks volumes here.That Venn diagram may not be a perfect circle, but I guaran-goddamn-tee it's close. https://t.co/cH2jEvMMBtthrowing it out there: the wars of the future are going to start like the wars of the past, with tense people in cl… https://t.co/JVvjrmb2bx
Retweeted by I.M. Noone πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ‘¨β€βš•οΈ @kastlekl @Toothpetard They would appear to be autumn crocuses.You know what has been really lacking on the TL lately? @AlHendiify baby-talking to animals, that's what. I NEED TH… https://t.co/H9hR2FsGCSif white supremacy isn’t a dealbreaker congratulations you are a white supremacist
Retweeted by I.M. Noone πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ‘¨β€βš•οΈ @pseudomonaslisa You'd be a fool not to, tbh. @SpreadableEggs Handy for chewing on my cuticles, tho. @hoodratdiego I am quite good at starting fires. https://t.co/hiTt5Z4p2r @hoodratdiego I think I have to go with grey, but maybe there's potential for white someday. πŸ˜‰ @NuclearAnthro https://t.co/ebPRd495OW @marcusjdl I'm not sure I could be any further away, tbh.Attention people who have fallen in love with Eugene Levy and Catherine O’Hara because of Schitt’s Creek: today is… https://t.co/qCh13jX6vq
Retweeted by I.M. Noone πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ‘¨β€βš•οΈ @introvertgay @DaedalusUnbnd @ECrumrine I expect the rules vary by state, but there are mechanisms for monitoring e… https://t.co/bAiEWLmWLj @TugboatMcPuppy I was in baggage claim at Baghdad International. I felt sick.The candidate did as he willed, Revealing his essence, distilledβ€” His self as a whole, His core & his soulβ€” & fascist militias are thrilled.
Retweeted by I.M. Noone πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ‘¨β€βš•οΈmain source of joy is this guy who frantically guesses what color the paint is going to be https://t.co/T1dQrTRWIK
Retweeted by I.M. Noone πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ‘¨β€βš•οΈ @EddieHenryJames @marcusjdl It took me a second to parse this, because we also have ICE. We are so fucked. πŸ™ƒI think this is a timely reminder... #gbbo @BritishBakeOff #macaroon https://t.co/Fl6BiAnMwz
Retweeted by I.M. Noone πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ‘¨β€βš•οΈ @BenPaites Looks like near perfect weather to me. πŸ™‚ @jamesisfine How high do you hold your pinkie, though. https://t.co/uXN8M5cPDAIt's hella stormy out right now, and I'm about an hour behind getting my coffee. @TugboatMcPuppy Which one, haven't been paying enough attention to upstate, apparently. @TugboatMcPuppy But what if I wants to knows about, Ted? Did you ever think of that?Might have* overslept a bit. *Absolutely, most definitely @Beardynoise I feel like I got reasonably good instruction in English grammar, but it was learning Spanish that really made it make sense.It's true. The Proud Boys' Telegram account quickly mocked up a logo that said says "Stand Back. Stand By" around t… https://t.co/EZjRp30Rqi
Retweeted by I.M. Noone πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ‘¨β€βš•οΈ @BromonaQuimby @objectsinmotion @hikingbuddy38 I don't think nearly enough are. @Gummyhubby1 I fully expect it. I do not foresee a peaceful path forward. @CallCameron @PasturesPolitic They're called Reesee Cups. @ziplamak I might actually watch it then. @KRBurgio Yep, no regrets here. The live tweets are telling me all I need to know.Co-sign. https://t.co/z9O8Lqo1HW @uncw808 I make my mac n cheese from scratch so it's always extra thick and creamy.A few years ago I was at a resort in Jamaica - it started raining and I hid under an umbrella with Chris Wallace an… https://t.co/oQf1Tl9EcT
Retweeted by I.M. Noone πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ‘¨β€βš•οΈAll the rage tweets are just confirming for me that not watching was the right decision."I had to do what was right. I suppose only some of us have to." https://t.co/VoZpGTMnL9 https://t.co/YYjNP7GmJP
Retweeted by I.M. Noone πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ‘¨β€βš•οΈ @uncw808 Also, don't think I didn't notice "thick and creamy". @uncw808 Yes. @DeLesslin I have just come to accept it as my reality, though it's probably good I can't pop my eyes out of my hea… https://t.co/TVYFf7HZZc @MikePipper2 @Chellie2shoes @GummyFredo What about vodka-soaked tampons? That's been distilled to eliminate the yeast. @seneca @PRBajaArizona I love it, but not so much the pee smell. David can't stand it, though, so it's rare I get a… https://t.co/LaFuqc4c7p
9/30
2020
Terrorizing immigrant families in Democratic-controlled areas of the country in the middle of a pandemic. https://t.co/y0dT2wLusF
Retweeted by I.M. Noone πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ‘¨β€βš•οΈ @tariq_raouf 🌲 @MilesKlee Tsk.Retweeting this as a reminder https://t.co/xdezIcLP03
Retweeted by I.M. Noone πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ‘¨β€βš•οΈ @seneca @PRBajaArizona Quackery. It might even make some cancers worse, by giving them an ample source of asparagine they need to grow. @seneca It just looked initially like it could be your hand holding it. @_piegoblin_ @piggywillow1 I β™₯️β™₯️β™₯️ Penzey's. @seneca Originally from Reddit, it appears. @_piegoblin_ @piggywillow1 I ordered a shit-ton from Penzey's. @seneca You have got to be shittin' me. @piggywillow1 @_piegoblin_ What I'm wondering is why the smoked paprika wasn't hidden away from him in the first place. @_piegoblin_ Okay, I'd have been good with salt, but that may be a bridge too far. @GummyFredo @elbenachaoui "Lite" is thickened with more methylcellulose and xanthan gum, so would be gloppier. Also… https://t.co/GUoCS3jcWp @GummyFredo @elbenachaoui Damn it, Fredo, we need answers! https://t.co/FTP7l4YI7f @_piegoblin_ Less upsetting. If it had been tomato sauce or ketchup, it would've been more. @GummyFredo @elbenachaoui Regular or "Lite", then? @_piegoblin_ Yeah, I figured out what was going on pretty quickly, because...you know. Still, as his combinations g… https://t.co/g3I5CHxJKH @_piegoblin_ I can't say as I'd have thought of this combo myself, but if it's a fresh tomato from the garden, I wo… https://t.co/tkzmLwJn5nGetting my flu shot in a Costco because America is still plague ridden and they don’t want people going to their pr… https://t.co/uQhpDiGGT6
Retweeted by I.M. Noone πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ‘¨β€βš•οΈPOTTERY @brothersware https://t.co/ENRB5LeKde
Retweeted by I.M. Noone πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ‘¨β€βš•οΈ @Poltguy Christianity is kinda big in S Korea. @GCraftyCraft @thehomeworkogre You wanna come do my job for a while? So far it's been a shitstorm of a week. @MilesKlee I could probably fit that in my kitchen. Barely.Red circles are outbreaks at meat packing facilities. Blue are farms. Orange are all other food processing faciliti… https://t.co/WcKvR2TfXS
Retweeted by I.M. Noone πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ‘¨β€βš•οΈ @introvertgay My paternal grandmother was an English teacher, so we got proper grammar drilled into us, then learni… https://t.co/l71ACdEMnw @justmaryse I've also applied to an epi-oriented position in DC I'd love, though I expect competition to be stiff for that one. @katgyrl @Granddad_Sr I'll skim through the rage tweets before I go to bed. Maybe. @veryheathmiller Just now seeing this. From the vantage point of having lost my own grandmothers several years ago… https://t.co/MCMd56AB9I @mufseen Wet sand on the beach was my next guess. πŸ˜‰
9/29
2020

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