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chris @icedoutomnitrix chicago | he/him

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1,273 Following   141,625 Followers   104,658 Tweets

Joined Twitter 11/23/12


yall ever just walk around the house doing chores when you send a risky text
Retweeted by chrisimagine u give one of those amish niggas candy crush or sumn it would be over @lloveeatinggood real @oknotokwally manhttps://t.co/EstFWwkO2V @lidjuswitfrogs what do u love lid my friend @graveem1nd @prodguami #TheGuami @LLARKELLY you https://t.co/meu2BvbRjS @playwitguns happy ThanksgivingI made that in a month that's cool tho ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ https://t.co/bcyFh3KwFu @wgm_v ๐Ÿ˜ @montevercetti niggas don't wanna be bastards go be a firefighterboth of these takes are terrible https://t.co/ztLF61MN38
Retweeted by chris @benmajinshi @camkard crying @postedinthecrib @paggytheclown niggas stopped playing valorant to go play Titanfall: Battle RoyaleI need one of those smart thermostats I can control with an app bro I don't wanna get out of bed to turn the heat on/off @postedinthecrib you own multiple cars @CHlLlPlE me too @postedinthecrib can I hold 100 dollarswhat a perfect tweet https://t.co/pBQtM9m27I @googoomamameter funniest shit ever manhttps://t.co/vunwMB1lwc @CHlLlPlE shit was ass anyway so that's ok baeno tweet I have given up @CHlLlPlE could u do it ๐Ÿค” ur a #RealCook @CHlLlPlE ate so much food I'm sleepy asf @procoochie just press forgot your password ๐Ÿคจ @rovert37 ya @CHlLlPlE ๐Ÿ”ฅ @notchaselyons bro HOW ur literally just eating olive oil and asparagus @oknotokwally I been doing this for the past week shit cool tbhcracking lobster is the most unnerving thing bro I'm never eating that shit again lmaoI put on my robe and wizard hat https://t.co/CG4sANwnOc @virtueill at least it was on topic @virtueill cute thank you @aydc12 no I am talking about all dogs loldogs' eyes are so human https://t.co/BpjPt2ArjK @enzoriverss @nudycat https://t.co/aEA2KSiEZs @baematerial66 u tell em gi @gum_mp3 like 60 for 500/500 @CHlLlPlE ๐Ÿ‘€ @outmycoma ME @kissfilove nah go aheadhttps://t.co/Lu30wDePHz
Retweeted by chrisI just played this in front of my sis n her friend no way ur sick https://t.co/gQV0bm39Al @ericdoa sheesh @ayyl3x @enzoriverss aye enzo man#REALEATER https://t.co/Y5lRMkkk7T
11/27
2020
@CYRlRI nah she hated it too lmao we both almost gaggedlobster is horrible bro lmao fuck seafoodthis cauliflower mac and cheese convincing asf @CertiLoverBoy I was at my own apartment playing videogames, thus allowing her to cook with zero distractionshttps://t.co/Otf0KfHbXG @bitchuknowzion steak it's jus dryshe does not own a wine opener https://t.co/eGLZ2YOjNehappy Thanksgiving my sister worked for 8 hours total to do all this can I get a "great job milly" https://t.co/fZLfcSC116 @dltzk fuck bandsgiving I'm bandsgetting ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธthankful for these fucking bands ๐Ÿ’ฏ @dazegxd1k @gum_mp3 @vision4k_ @sixcellphones @guaIagabe @sarib1gmad love u man @imurderedJFK manhttps://t.co/Nrb6WBWAt1best Thanksgiving dinner ever ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ฉ https://t.co/8uq2SxeBUy @gum_mp3 LMFAOOhttps://t.co/xk1y6dKYsddid I just hear bro say spaghetti mafia https://t.co/poG3HzkpaL @cornyhater tell him man upwhy they only sell the sauces in packs of 3s bro just let me buy them all at onceI gotta stop fucking around n buy those hot ones sauces bro I could do that shit easy I'll drink the whole bottle idgafthis nigga lil nas covered the entire wing in the last dab sauce and ate the entire thing what the fuck bro ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ @KevBeazley FUCKKKI need to eat that egg sandwich in birds of prey @postedinthecrib if u post the good ass small dick im blocking u @postedinthecrib โ™ฅ๏ธ @slinnnny she real af @slinnnny cryingLMAOOO WHAT SONG https://t.co/Ui3h40xguZHulu Amazon prime and HBO max be slutting out my bank account every month
Retweeted by chris @icedoutomnitrix https://t.co/ms9XrLBaM9
Retweeted by chrishaving a keto Thanksgiving ๐Ÿ˜ฉ lobster w cauliflower mac n cheese and cauliflower mashed potatoes and cheesecake and collard greens ๐Ÿ˜ฉ @bigbabymag @gum_mp3 whoa @LilNasX FINALLY LET'S GOOOOOOO @workingoncrying https://t.co/o3lyWXnCDk @jedwill1999 thanks bro u tooi had like 20 niggas tag me in wubz mentions so they could do the wap dance n they didnt even do it i feel cheated๐Ÿ˜ฉ https://t.co/5aQNZkfLXmgirl u got me goin wild, WOW https://t.co/LYgjlVP36a
Retweeted by chriswhen you get to the 5K+ benchmark people feel like they know you and when that happens people get overly familiar iโ€ฆ https://t.co/1uAUYRMC4l
Retweeted by chris @gum_mp3 what u even doing w all these songs bro r they going on an album or we doing a chris x gum ep or what lmaoโ€ฆ https://t.co/z9AVVTr9SB @gum_mp3 ๐Ÿ™ˆguess who https://t.co/zvXDzV3ptV
Retweeted by chris @workingoncrying nigga @slowddamonydown i dont think im gonna drop it or any regular rap songs thats why i posted the art i just think imโ€ฆ https://t.co/LFnrwP599O @O92MLB0A my b lmaoo i didnt realize it was on until after i posted @prodbyty quest 1why the hell his ass got a snorkel https://t.co/Y1VjrvbtTK
Retweeted by chris @califortia cuz u looked goodhttps://t.co/G4RHpV8y8Awhat's my fine ass doing up this late @iPhongXr ๐Ÿ˜ญ
11/26
2020

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