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Sometimes I think about taking T solely so I could grow a beard and hide my double chin y'all I'm chill with the… https://t.co/s25sskqEjcUpdate, still not great but I found a cool table on the street so that's nice
11/20
2019
Today is bad. Someone come make me tea and sing me soft songs, thanks.I need to stop feeling guilty about some of my boundaries.Never forget this iconic scene of Scully breaking into Mulder’s computer. https://t.co/vLGVOQ7NTt
Retweeted by cait on the internetOn November 29th #NobodyPays #FareStrike https://t.co/KTKDsTIVVc
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11/19
2019
me, 2009 vs 2019 https://t.co/KTqNaf40vrain't nothin' like a cute thumbnail in figma also lol i never tweet design things but i love me a fresh design sys… https://t.co/5Cb3CAzIcEmy eternal mood https://t.co/T5Mw1LClg2Just a little reminder: !!! TWO-SPIRIT IS AN INDIGENOUS ONLY TERM !!! I'm tired of seeing non natives use it beca… https://t.co/ALDpnbOcn1
Retweeted by cait on the internetfun fact, this is definitely my laundromat https://t.co/7C8AE9wlju| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| |MUTUAL AID | I AND I |COMMUNITY I I DEFENSE I | _______| (\__/) || (•ㅅ•)|| Do that shit. /   づ
Retweeted by cait on the internetlet's go to storm king lie in a field under a sculpture close our eyes and listen to post rockcertified timeless bop https://t.co/yzEhF5H85B
11/18
2019
coachella ‘98 had to be the most memorable festival of all time https://t.co/mH3hxwRu5u
Retweeted by cait on the internet @notthemarsh MÖRN HÅÏL SÅTÆN santa doesn't give jump shotsi love nyc but i hate nyc bc people on craigslist can charge up the ass for used easels i need a new easel help a sad queer outvery important slumber party too much, pizZa amd cartoøns mayb https://t.co/IkUexTDCw5
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11/17
2019
fuck it pug vibing to sims 2 music https://t.co/5egqT2SHri
Retweeted by cait on the internetThis email finds me suffering actually but thank u
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11/16
2019
Seventeen by Sharon Van Etten is so simple and raw and I can't. __i used to feel free __was it just a dream @brandonstosuy hell yes.
11/14
2019
@gravesmeredith tūrbœ spæëdMe, choosing to not add pepper and chili powder to my depression ramen: "...tonight, i am a purist."
11/13
2019
two cops chillin on their phone waiting to arrest folks at the 4/5/6 station at the 86th street station who can’t a… https://t.co/IB9scZCf2M
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11/12
2019
Louder for the people in the back. When someone asks you to exercise accountability, you don't run in the opposit… https://t.co/8KDi6Z7hpSfor those who can't watch, here are your options if you make any suicide claims while detained: 1. strip naked in… https://t.co/c1cmAADCddif this woman wasn't white, there would be no video release. she would probably be dead.TW: intense police brutality this made my insides churn. even if this woman did make a suicidal statement - this "… https://t.co/TqKUcHaols
11/10
2019
Pls enjoy this video of my mom getting mad at rocky for eating her tamales https://t.co/6nw2m3XVhR
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11/7
2019
Bong Joon-Ho on the reception of Parasite https://t.co/naJoBe0MKB
Retweeted by cait on the internetTonight, @notthemarsh told me that being okay with wearing socks and sandals to work is a sign that I'm entering my… https://t.co/YrBQhLixQLi've seen this clip a bunch so I added Joe Pesci's character from My Cousin Vinny https://t.co/qtgog8gtSt
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11/6
2019
i read this tweet and unclenched my jaw. UNCLENCH YOUR JAW https://t.co/FeVjVohttwGender is really hard. Like, really hard. To the point where my dysphoria haunts me at 2:10am and makes me wonder if I'll ever feel whole.
11/5
2019
Someone on the subway saw me google santacon and totally passed judgment but I was just googling it to know when to… https://t.co/nFGihJzLYfGO AWAY IM NOT LISTENING TO SUM 41 AND LIKING ITWhen you pull three major arcana and then choke on a ramen noodle in the same moment https://t.co/2NS1JJgYsPListening to Bruce makes me smell the beach. I see old ice cream shops, the sun setting on the Jersey bay, and salty hair.
11/4
2019
are you...fucking....kidding me?? they’re installing cameras in front of every single turnstyle at the fulton stop… https://t.co/88PEx4TIow
Retweeted by cait on the internetSometimes it really be like that https://t.co/eZp5gjP0ph
Retweeted by cait on the internetWhat if I started taking T Woah
11/1
2019
getting spooky in @igobycait's twilight zone https://t.co/9NpbAPhrAS
Retweeted by cait on the internetah, halloween in new york https://t.co/tUVsXC9UR2
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10/31
2019
TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN https://t.co/OT29uHTj9v
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10/30
2019
NYPD tasered and arrested 2 teenagers for fare evasion. It’s important to note that @NYCMayor @NYGovCuomo have stat… https://t.co/QYn55gHGEb
Retweeted by cait on the internetOverhead this morning. Kid: there's no cars coming mom lets go Mom: the signal says don't walk Kid: life is shor… https://t.co/HYkT9eXp0A
10/29
2019
good afternoon to everyone!!! except the nypd. @kbernyk genius.
10/28
2019
CW: violence. The NYPD has killed 5 people this month and this is the second video of transit cops outnumbering peo… https://t.co/e7apbkzGZZ
Retweeted by cait on the internetJust randomly thought about santacon and got hit with that secondhand embarrassment wave2 minutes 20 seconds. Of terror. Dozens of transit police officers. Guns drawn. People fleeing. All to arrest a you… https://t.co/dczgB4dxHp
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10/27
2019
October 26th is #IntersexAwarenessDay! Please check out @interact_adv to learn about national and state level effor… https://t.co/48NEaUEcS6
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10/26
2019
This random note I found in my note pad today https://t.co/CfzfwPMQTO
10/25
2019
also some wild shit --- i'm a random poor kid from jersey with like no followers and i somehow get to meet and int… https://t.co/teM5M3TwLBok being a cis man must be wild. like you can just take up space with no fear and tout your opinions as objective… https://t.co/9oNHa5TqPE @willmanduffy this is me literally every goddam day
10/23
2019
@DeMarko Wait, what?
10/21
2019
I’ve watched this a lot and it just gets better👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 https://t.co/VwLms3ve3c
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10/20
2019
shout out to nobody except my therapist who reminds me i can lean into my emotions and not be so hard on myself whe… https://t.co/KfOzYpRySg
10/18
2019
old people wake up at 5:30 am to get dressed and not even do anything just vibe out
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10/17
2019
I thought I was decorating cupcakes but really I was making an alignment chart https://t.co/9DTuG8TVOU
Retweeted by cait on the internetcis allies defend Chick-fil-A more than they defend trans people
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10/16
2019
I'm called out https://t.co/8ccpMBeyfDNot feeling very fergalicious today :(
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10/15
2019
Happy Indigenous Peoples’ Day! Please support Indigenous folx and call out anti-Indigenous racism every day, not ju… https://t.co/SSgfi2VFn1
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10/14
2019
dear lord I am the most hungover, and three of my toes are numb from dancing in heels. pls get me to my bath with s… https://t.co/JIKVd6Hn78Truth Hurts came on at this wedding and all the smokers outside screamed, tossed their cigarettes, and ran inside t… https://t.co/SIDSq7ubwe
10/13
2019
Everyone wants to be body positive until they realize they can’t be fatphobic while they do it
Retweeted by cait on the internetI feel like a shell of a person today and it's really exhausting.
10/10
2019
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Muppet bloopers are always the best. https://t.co/CVVqoPHO8L
Retweeted by cait on the internetconsider: lizards on tiny couches https://t.co/7SpGH3Plfa
Retweeted by cait on the internetdude y'all i have a dog and 15 plants and my own apartment wtf when did i grow up
10/9
2019
criticizing a work as less valuable or artful because it's "for kids" is meaningless to me because having all ages… https://t.co/8Odvp8m5kk
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10/8
2019
finally, a gender reveal that i can get behind https://t.co/7UA0ADpsyK
Retweeted by cait on the internet(the promise just came on shuffle and it made me remember it and i got all happy and shit)the other day someone told me that they wanted to date me while my vinyl of the promise by when in rome was playing… https://t.co/Kz0TwptdBSI made vegan arugula pesto tonight and I feel invincible
10/7
2019
HBO locking streaming access to fifty fucking seasons of Sesame Street—all funded by taxpayer dollars!—into their f… https://t.co/JRgLDp4tUB
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10/6
2019
This morning, I feel happy.
10/5
2019
NEW STEVEN UNIVERSE SEASON 6 (FUTURE) OPENING PEEPS https://t.co/xPEAevD3U8
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10/4
2019
The explosion in people-you-know coming out nonbinary isn't because it's "trendy." We're not going to slink back in… https://t.co/c0azW3Curi
Retweeted by cait on the internetBeing nonbinary isn't a trend. It's an exodus. I didn't hear the term "nonbinary" until I was in my 30's. I didn'… https://t.co/j4yKNBZQN1
Retweeted by cait on the internetIt’s that time of the year again bby https://t.co/QqGQTmRPcI
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10/3
2019
Happy October from Jeff Goldblum as Dracula in the Goosebumps CD-Rom game https://t.co/nYKiaPVnXQ
Retweeted by cait on the internet @DeMarko Public 👏 crying 👏 is 👏 the 👏 best 👏 radical vulnerability ftw @lylelynde My doge lulu! https://t.co/KnQJ6JIHxq
10/2
2019
@heathernewkirk 🎶🎶🎶 dreeeeeam daddyyyyy 🎶🎶🎶
10/1
2019
love to see my ideas and frameworks co-opted by cis white men who get all the credit
9/28
2019
The perfect video does not exi— https://t.co/UK7rM623Ng
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9/27
2019
We all go through bad body feels every now and then. But like ok I have been feeling bad in my body for almost thre… https://t.co/HatqtaRx94
9/26
2019
Just replace the government with Tik Tok teens https://t.co/JoV9MEiO46
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9/25
2019
my brain cells when im listening to fleetwood mac https://t.co/oL9humghGq
Retweeted by cait on the internetOn each poster in my train... https://t.co/zeTRtKb2Nj
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9/24
2019

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