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🌈 Talking Animal. Wearer Of Human Skin. Author. Marauder. Witness. Weirdo. Coloradoan. ✳️ Nothing is True, Everything is Permissible. 👁️

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Joined Twitter 2/28/07


I’m now positive that people who claim to have seen aliens have actually just seen baby owls. https://t.co/CAr65NG9qR
Retweeted by Sue MiiRise and shine, it's time to impeach the motherfucker.
Retweeted by Sue MiiThey are literally attacking one of the impeachment witnesses for.......drinking water https://t.co/vVSrCcVNcS
Retweeted by Sue Mii'Ok boomer' is no more offensive than constantly being shit on for being a millennial. It's that simple. Curb your… https://t.co/YwE7uedbeR
11/14
2019
The inevitable side effect of wishing for and encouraging your online friends to be successful and happy is that th… https://t.co/li1xypaBO3
11/11
2019
10.8k words into my @NaNoWriMo project this year and I'm gonna fucking kill it. #NaNoWriMo #NaNoWriMo2019
11/6
2019
Inu isn't having it today. https://t.co/bNbXQNhCck
11/1
2019
PLANT DEM TREES! #teamtree #TeamTrees
10/26
2019
Dear @comcast @comcastcares, I already don't get the bandwidth I pay for, but now it looks like I need a secondary… https://t.co/RwE7285bCu @rothschildmd I'm sure there is in German.
10/24
2019
Bears.
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10/18
2019
Land doesn’t vote. People do. I love this gif. https://t.co/OTLXDKHNGT
Retweeted by Sue Miistill astounded we managed to get the actual dumbest motherfucker on the planet to be the president
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10/15
2019
@Chinchillazllla https://t.co/rXm2u8PrEq
10/13
2019
I am cancelling the human race.
Retweeted by Sue Mii @senatemajldr https://t.co/51lmxZVLqV
Retweeted by Sue MiiWe made the Big Time, our shadowrun cosplay are in the 6th ed base book. I guess our #shadowrun characters are cano… https://t.co/Q9XpPlmOXt
Retweeted by Sue MiiTRUMP TRANSLATION: I don’t give a rats ass about Europeans dying in ISIS attacks. #KurdsBetrayedByTrumphttps://t.co/KI9w5F3S7H
Retweeted by Sue MiiI need to stop watching the news, I'm so goddamn disgusted. #KurdishGenocideY'all are shit at damage control. @Blizzard_Ent Keep licking those Chinese boots, see what happens to your playerba… https://t.co/OUNg5jm4s1
10/10
2019
@DallasPD @ChiefHallDPD The story you're telling us is ridiculous, and that jeopardizes your integrity far more tha… https://t.co/6uB8kVq99tThe Dallas PD want you to believe 3 ppl traveled over 4 hrs to kill Joshua Brown over weed though he had no history… https://t.co/pqZIDImjFC
Retweeted by Sue Mii#BoycottBlizzard #StandwithHK https://t.co/QSA3FxaCBt
Retweeted by Sue Mii @Blizzard_Ent You want to make Blizzard care, guys? Cancel your subscriptions. Stop buying their merch. Stop pla… https://t.co/NZYUgWgPQ6
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Retweeted by Sue Mii @Blizzard_Ent How do the Chinese boots you're so invested in licking taste? #BoycottBlizzard #StandWithHongKong #StandForFreedom @Blizzard_Ent Hope China pays you enough blood money in order to make up for all the players you just lost.… https://t.co/ACEhiG5jVD
Retweeted by Sue Mii @NBA @dallasmavs @okcthunder @nuggets @trailblazers Oh woops, how did that get there? https://t.co/cBMNpDJw7O
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10/9
2019
@MarisaKabas Something's fucky.Dallas PD claims three men traveled 4.5 hours from Alexandria, LA, to buy weed from Joshua Brown and murdered him a… https://t.co/zGZTLJyvdv
Retweeted by Sue MiiMake up your minds. Are you licking Chinese boots or not? @NBAWatch the full episode - https://t.co/oktKSJdI9i @THR article - https://t.co/nXrtmnwCJB https://t.co/Xj5a1yE2eL
Retweeted by Sue MiiSouth Park creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker hit back at China after the govt. scrubbed the show from Chinese int… https://t.co/BQWSuMctmS
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10/8
2019
Deep down, we all suspected that this is the dark reality we are now in: https://t.co/DsFsbZuwco
Retweeted by Sue MiiTouch not the unclean thing. Use a paper towel, instead.
Retweeted by Sue MiiNo the scariest thing i saw was you RUDELY PUSHING THROUGH MY KIDS LIKE A ZOMBIE to ask for one https://t.co/4N98Y9nDo5
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10/7
2019
Does this dipshit even realize that Senators can't be impeached? They can be recalled, but not impeached, that's a… https://t.co/Q1NgiM31Jt
10/6
2019
@Epers LIES. EVERY DAY IS TACO DAY. #thisiswhyimfat
10/5
2019
Someone should inform the president that impeachable offenses committed on national television still count. https://t.co/ABObD2Ie4S
Retweeted by Sue MiiMood. https://t.co/U1tb8kNuxb @Epers You're funny, I on the other hand, am not funny.The President shouldn't need to be told it is illegal to shoot unarmed people, many of them women and children. The… https://t.co/Bmdry9D97r
Retweeted by Sue MiiI’ve studied, taught, and written about coups for four decades. What is happening in the US right now is NOT a coup… https://t.co/irbMrCMV0E
Retweeted by Sue Mii @Epers I feel the same way.
10/3
2019
So... I JUST FOUND A CAT THAT IS NOT MINE AND IT HAS HAD BABIES UNDER MY BED. https://t.co/83ktBHGgT5
Retweeted by Sue Mii"Obama added, however, that GOP officials were complaining anyway. 'Maybe they’ll need a moat,' he said to laughter… https://t.co/erEhYyWfSJ
Retweeted by Sue MiiI scream You scream We all scream For ice cream. "Ice cream" is the inevitability of death, as we all know.
Retweeted by Sue MiiYes, we have no bananas. We have no bananas today. As we all know.
Retweeted by Sue MiiHoly fuck, Zelensky ordered Ukrainian forces out of Donbas. Folks, we need to read the entire July 25 call. Tru… https://t.co/ksBQ7AzkqZ
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10/2
2019
Remember when we jokingly said that Trump works for Putin? Well uh... https://t.co/Y2BS1wvJuB
Retweeted by Sue MiiLook let's be honest, @realDonaldTrump's Twitter account should be suspended.
Retweeted by Sue MiiMaybe she’s born with it or maybe she’s eaten all the hearts of those who have wronged her.
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10/1
2019
Fuck's sake, I just can't stay awake today.
9/30
2019
@joetweetguy I believe that SOLDIER was an entry in our contest, heh.Donald Trump isn’t loyal to this country. Donald Trump is only loyal to Donald Trump.
Retweeted by Sue MiiB E N G H A Z I think Trump is nervous.
Retweeted by Sue MiiDeputy Sandeep Dhaliwal was a member of the Sikh faith. A peaceful man who believed in standing up for injustice. A… https://t.co/ZaqajfllDe
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9/29
2019
@DaveVescio I can come up with book ideas while driving that I have no way of writing down or recording, and then c… https://t.co/1AxIEgMjtYAnother day, another racist This is Heather Lynn Patton of Los Angeles and she’s a costume designer. She loves us… https://t.co/YbIhjB6Pt7
Retweeted by Sue MiiThe only other explanation is that someone finally drank the sarcophagus juice and this is what they are doing with their newfound power
Retweeted by Sue MiiOkay, so Boris Johnson got drop-kicked into the sun, fox news apologized to Greta Thunberg, we're finally opening i… https://t.co/0jQBEpIccP
Retweeted by Sue MiiYou hate her. Oh, do you hate her. You hate her. Because you can't understand her. And that makes you afraid. A… https://t.co/lzbzI7SkDs
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9/27
2019
@ChaBoykinator I'm so excited for you!
9/26
2019
“The President actually said to Nancy Pelosi, ‘Hey, can we do something about this whistleblower complaint, can we… https://t.co/bk1JYcdfj8
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9/25
2019
My son is 22. For damn sure I don’t want him to be sent to Saudi Arabia to defend barrels of petroleum on behalf… https://t.co/Cv8lK3h421
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9/24
2019
"Donald Trump has turned the presidency into an extrusion of childish tantrums, superficial and dishonest claims, a… https://t.co/08HFry6vaf
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9/23
2019
So u mean to tell me no one got zapped by the government during the raid? #StormingArea51 https://t.co/fVbeEgVUHO
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9/21
2019
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Retweeted by Sue Mii @ArchivedDM The boredom-driven obsession is real, man.#area51 #area51raid #LiveFromTheArea51Raid https://t.co/W5KB1VbaAn
Retweeted by Sue MiiThey're currently blocking the road #LiveFromTheArea51Raid #Area51storm https://t.co/0DfLRe0Rey
Retweeted by Sue MiiIt's being reported that all the livestreams of the #Area51storm on #Area51 are somehow 'down', as though this isn'… https://t.co/nKhsV1P6qaSo the local police have reported that 'they are prepared for mass casualties' and yet a load of streamers and 'rai… https://t.co/YGJBn4pLxA @ArchivedDM Because there's no cell service in the desert. There's a Verizon temp tower next to the campsite, but… https://t.co/FPfkUHe1Z2What will happen today #Area51 #Zone51 https://t.co/wXptIesPtR
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9/20
2019
@JohnLegere https://t.co/0FOIGuvnNt @mkelly007 @centexguns @michaeldcargill Everybody: You're a stupid fucking Karen. You: I'VE GOT A GUN!!11!1!11 T… https://t.co/u3mboXHIYZ @mkelly007 @Twitter 'Wonder Woman', that's laughable. Have you ever considered that so many people saying the same… https://t.co/e22xd0v6b6I miss so much about Austin, but this Karen and her ilk are everything gone wrong with the city in general. If you… https://t.co/wDfr6gBNbx @mkelly007 @tdlrlicense You represent everything wrong with Austin, Texas.There’s a shortage of perfect movies in this world. It would be a pity to damage this one. https://t.co/5N8Q3P2e5G
Retweeted by Sue Mii @ryankickassa It gets better. You'll love your 30s. @doronjosama @k8winkler @Sifill_LDF https://t.co/n0hS0mHSCY
9/19
2019
@TrashOrganized Human garbage. @sashadarkcloud The Junji Ito Collection, which is currently available on VRV.
9/16
2019
Brett Kavanaugh is as unfit for public office as Donald Trump.
Retweeted by Sue Mii @kickstarter Only a scab would use kickstarter these days.For those curious: yes, Brett Kavanaugh can be impeached and removed from office, and it all starts in the Democrat… https://t.co/rTICWpwpD5
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9/15
2019
It is important, To tell the young, They can be "Anything they can dream," So that, one day, They'll blame themselv… https://t.co/AYsLILRpGF
Retweeted by Sue MiiIn solidarity with @taylordotbiz and @ClarissaRedwine I've deleted my @Kickstarter account despite over a dozen bac… https://t.co/STRh0KPbPu @taylordotbiz @kickstarter Dear @kickstarter, way to be evil. So if that was your ultimate goal, good job!This morning, after six years of pouring my life into the mission, the staff, and the creators of @kickstarter, I w… https://t.co/5w999Qt0Zg
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9/14
2019
PSA: If you filed a claim with @Equifax, they're sending out emails demanding that you verify your claim. Don't p… https://t.co/Jpi8isXQkw
9/10
2019
PSA: When your app starts sending me weird ass emoji-loaded notifications out of the blue at 4am, it just serves as… https://t.co/HPx5megFpqWhen a tree falls in the forest, it does, of course, make a sound, because, you need to realize, it is not all about you. #Twertzog
Retweeted by Sue Miioh god oh fuck https://t.co/527UOFaCcu
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9/7
2019
People need to learn the difference between flirting and just being polite.
9/5
2019
Inu isn't having it today. Not one bit. https://t.co/dQPx5mzOEs @Jersey_Craig I'm willing to fight with friends and relatives over politics now, whereas before Trump I was willing… https://t.co/7nJoK6Yx6C
9/3
2019

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