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It’s pronounced ee-lie-dah || 🇹🇷 🇬🇧 🇦🇺 || I do: Theatre, comedy, performance & writing || Cynically optimistic realist 🤷🏻‍♀️ || She/Her

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Joined Twitter 3/10/09


@PrueBussLain @Emma_JaneMartin I fear it may end up being the only artful thing of note I create in my life, that i… https://t.co/hXcQQAnqza @PrueBussLain @Emma_JaneMartin If there is one thing that will have a potently long lasting effect, it’s defo traum… https://t.co/Ha96DfrU8c @Emma_JaneMartin i know mate, adds a WHOLE NEW DIMENSION to that classic intro doesn't it.... https://t.co/q22w6tfqgH @Emma_JaneMartin im so sorry mate, but this is my truth, my dark past, my shadow selfLow key agree except if I lost all the blood I lose over 4-5 days in a single hour, pretty sure I’d be hospitalised https://t.co/6Rg6cnwk0CUpdate on the situ. It got real fuckin Merry: https://t.co/okimKJbpuR @AmyClareTasker AND I YOU!!! @AmyClareTasker This is loveliest thing to read and I actually cackled at ‘you beautiful unicorn’ - so thank you!!!… https://t.co/e87U0cpwFL @yaizavarona Omg I have never seen it, but I think now I MUST. @MsVictoriaBee Victoria I can make you one of these for £25 @yaizavarona WHAT IS BEASTMASTER @dropitdoeeyes I KNOW. I REALLY KNOW. @H_Mayr_Comedy Absolutely get to FUCK with this image omg I can’t breathe - If I ever discovered something like thi… https://t.co/rIiFeROCVd @thecolleencg Oh mate, I vibe. Almost all my major phobias surrounding spiders, creepy crawlies & sea demons can be… https://t.co/DgLsosH0nE @christinacare STRAYA!! I remember the precise moment I realised that the magpies here were sweet, gentle creatures & lost my shit. @ellyshawcomedy I shall make it so!Tis the fuckin season https://t.co/NXLvHpzWXlWhen I was 12 & lived in Brisbane, i was in the kitchen & saw a spider this size. Alone & in a panic, I grabbed a b… https://t.co/sl71YbFkXHAdulthood is eschewing all Black Friday consumerism except to look online for a garlic mincer because ‘you’ve neede… https://t.co/h4FcYYrnDQ @shesgonestella Sending strength!
11/27
2020
The tastiness of the marmite peanut butter itself was the saving grace of this mad experiment, forcing two things t… https://t.co/Vg4pET3n8a @willwillynash I mean if we’re talking real talk then vegemite is defo superior, but in its absence marmite is a noble replacement! @Jon_Digital I am a scientist and mystic by nature. It is my DUTY to explore these frightening avenues. To go where… https://t.co/9caSSIF6INAm I a culinary genius or no?It’s 2020 lads. And I’m putting marmite peanut butter into my porridge just to see if it fucks.
11/26
2020
@Emma_JaneMartin Pls send me I will inhale @satsuma_hat Do we? How? I don’t remember. @ethanwatters1 The end of the chapter on Schizophrenia smacked me in my guts with resonance. Thank you for writing this book, honestly.I’ve been reading Crazy Like Us by @ethanwatters1 and it’s wonderful, harrowing, fascinating, enraging & insightful… https://t.co/M5Waf2jy1H @hanalulan Hahaha! Yes I’m in quite a few of the spotlight vids! I take it this is the one about getting good heads… https://t.co/NKNkBgkCvUThanks to @angelbelsey for alerting me to this musical monstrosity this morning. It has lifted my spirits no end. https://t.co/hkY5FUt0xo
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11/25
2020
#MargaretThatcher in private audience with the #Queen https://t.co/EMPRgfBWod
Retweeted by Ilayda Arden @concannon sweet merciful crap I’ll be damned @concannon WHATNew sunset just dropped. Absolutely slaps, 10/10 would recommend. https://t.co/SbpnWiiA7MDoes anyone want to make comedy sketches with me? I have like 3.5 ideas, and 2.25 jokes but I am a good performer a… https://t.co/F13p4GeIzmme: no problemo narrator: but it was all problemo
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11/24
2020
@jcbcomedian Congratulations, I have just skim read the whole of the Wikipedia article looking for that nugget of information. @SoozUK @PRVix @ShappiKhorsandi Finally, my moment to shine. @ellyshawcomedy 🙏🙏So are we locking down again after a week of shopping & spreading the virus as far & wide as we can? Or no? Are we… https://t.co/CMTE6FHto1Here’s a very on-brand snippet of text from said gift certificate. Keeping it profesh af. Your friends will love it… https://t.co/Wo3hQGLEpJ @ellyshawcomedy thats for the next batch that i make, with an electric whisk, so that they're less inconsistent in… https://t.co/iRaUKitjrc @dadiowlin if u do, pls do it with an electric whisk. i made this dumb decision so others don't have to!Upon reflection I’ve decided that making meringues to eat like cookies is a little obscene. So I will make a sort o… https://t.co/8ABF5THcVa @willwillynash No they are all plain, white vanilla meringues haha... played it v cool
11/23
2020
another day of staring at the big screen while scrolling through my little screen so as to reward myself for starin… https://t.co/Cd36gGqCd1
Retweeted by Ilayda Arden @_junk_city I timed how long it took: 20 solid minutes of whisking. My arms are currently out of action, I’m typing this with my nose.I’m not even making them to use in a specific dessert. I just want them as snacks. Like cookies... but if cookies w… https://t.co/sCiOtI3EWeI made meringues without an electric whisk and now I’m basically the fucking hulk
11/22
2020
Also I’m really into witchy, girls kicking butt stuff & my bf is literally called Xander, how has it taken me this long to watch this?Why is everyone in it so hot?! Why did stringy bitty blow dried fringes & blue eyeshadow ever go out of fashion? Wh… https://t.co/o6inhops54Guys I did it. I’ve watched 2 episodes. I love it so much already. And the 90s aesthetic is giving me life. And I’m… https://t.co/ocOcQjCdGVI would kill a thousand men to protect that little ratI am alone and I’m watching fucking ratatouille and eating a second dinner of crisps and chocolate. Big 2020 energy. @comedy_arcade Eggnog: yay or nay arguments! @comedy_arcade MAKE UP YOUR OWN RUBBISH CRACKER JOKE @comedy_arcade The shittiest home made decoration that ever made it onto your family tree!I’m in this picture and I like it https://t.co/AEgFrtTTO1If you are wondering what kind of present to get family/friends that doesn’t hand over money to money hoarding drag… https://t.co/0zhQ354b4l
11/21
2020
I call this ‘reason to live juice’, take a fuckin sip https://t.co/x1LZwBYJih @thecolleencg I have never been prouder of myself tbh!Whatever happens, we’ll always have this moment https://t.co/KfLicpeNWo
Retweeted by Ilayda ArdenGOOD MORNING to the inventors of the lion king and Memoji only https://t.co/P24kr0EwvK
11/20
2020
@vhesses Twitters answer to insta stories, like 20 years too lateI hate fleets and I hate the idea of twitter changing into anything other than the hellsite cesspit I know it to be and love it for. @HighRise_UK @Xander_edwardsOops https://t.co/MeX1DQZAvwBut then I couldn’t stop? I call this one ‘titanicsaurus Rex’ https://t.co/rv383fVG60I finally discovered the animated Memoji animals on iPhone and i- https://t.co/SpeosjqEmM @imrejele Love your occasional ted talks on this stuff ImrePSA https://t.co/M22SRT505upissing off my professors by calling foucault "fucko"
Retweeted by Ilayda ArdenLook I was obsessed with nirvana in my youth & firmly believe they are one of the greatest bands ever but my downst… https://t.co/8fqaeYr80M
11/19
2020
@Emma_JaneMartin IM SO HAPPY TO ANNOUNCE THE NEWS THAT MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS ARE STILL UNDERWHELMED BY ALL OF MY WO… https://t.co/WVWyIS282C
11/18
2020
@number1beard RIGHT!
11/17
2020
@AmyClareTasker Thank you friend! X @susieitaliano Extremely good pop tart content, thank you x @iamnotyourfreud Thank you! I feel the vibez! @soozie_floozie Omg pop tart and Gilmore girls mash up gif?! Consider myself cheered, on the basis of this alone.MY GOD PLEASE LET SOMEONE ON MY TIMELINE BE STILL AWAKE TO SEE THIS AND LAUGH AT IT AS MUCH I JUST HAVE https://t.co/qsm8N6O9Zk @vhesses Well played thank u @HoneyBMcKenna Ty sm https://t.co/ZTiJDtBP9x @HoneyBMcKenna Thanks mate, I licked the screen and imagined it was realHello my name is ilayda and I have had a really shit day. Please send pop tarts.Why are these so funny 😭😭😭😭 https://t.co/Fa3mRFh7yZ
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11/16
2020
@iamnotyourfreud Hahahahha öldüm
11/15
2020
@LieseyPeasy its IMPOSSIBLE not to stan himi dont even watch strictly, i just saw a clip on my timeline and had the shit charmed out of me.bill bailey for prime minister #StrictlyE.g.: https://t.co/4xXZjttOOE @LindaStarfish At this point I’m not even sure it’s cynical to think this way! Just savvy to the workings of the PR… https://t.co/gynMpmpRLt👇 https://t.co/s4YMh3YjKvDo you think Cummings couldn’t find a way to leave no.10 without the cliched spectacle of holding a cardboard box &… https://t.co/jpzgreuX21
11/14
2020
@shesgonestella SAME @JenSmithComedy W T F @JenSmithComedy Omg ngl this actually SLAPS @JenSmithComedy YES!! Apparently the dude went in turkeys got talent or something! Though I think he’s not singing… https://t.co/RRp2YYeacf @JenSmithComedy I literally can’t stop listening!!Me: THAT’S IT! Time to BUCKLE DOWN, time to MAKE SOME CHANGES. Time to FULFILL MY POTENTIAL. Come on BRAIN, let’s D… https://t.co/tRQjGYdYiH
11/13
2020

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