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@realDonaldTrump https://t.co/mSGPRvQmOv
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10/2
2019
that was so scary and violent. so messed up. https://t.co/HdkktaAo90wtf is this?? https://t.co/0OgTv31cC7
9/13
2019
hey UK n my Euro-friends! my funny friend @GlitterCheese is comin atcha! get these tix while they’re still avail 🎟🎟🎟 https://t.co/5tg0ejJ1Xw
9/4
2019
@RepLeeZeldin this is all driven by money and real estate, not by his love for Jews
8/30
2019
Scene inside a Tucson City Council Meeting. Officials voted to put a "Sanctuary City" measure on the November ballot https://t.co/mEh4PNj0Wo
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8/7
2019
Mind-blowingly stoked to share my upcoming standup special, The Planet Is Burning with you. @PrimeVideo EP = me 🌹 E… https://t.co/UBxfhrJnJ3
6/11
2019
@MelindaKatz @CabanForQueens what part is sexist?
6/7
2019
yall goin to #Clusterfest? snag tix here <https://t.co/HuUFtwJASm> https://t.co/dm61Mzpov1
3/15
2019
#clusterfest is gonna be really fun, hope 2 c u there, you-person https://t.co/s5THG0tkev https://t.co/bCL1WdtmDO
3/7
2019
@Sethrogen @abbijacobson holy shit you are a mensch
2/4
2019
Abbi and I are part of the @Amazon Beta Testing Program. I gotta remember to #AskAlexa to go easier on us next time… https://t.co/7cgLqvn6SI
1/30
2019
Didju see Abbi and I are part of the @Amazon Beta Testing Program? #AskAlexa #ad https://t.co/H6cDwGwzWw
1/29
2018
lol Harvey Weinstein is soooo gross, soooo out of touch, and needs to disappear. why da fuq i gotta see this ugly m… https://t.co/1Jy5F3Ml1T
12/7
2018
@Sethrogen seth r u slim or wut @DonaldJTrumpJr @GlennKesslerWP @APFactCheck lol the fact that you have to to disclaim "serious question" answers it.#YasQueen and #YasScience!!!! I'm in love with a scientist ::swoon:: Yall are cool as hell. And you picked a damn g… https://t.co/Yzp6nH5NIEooh me toooo @PauliluComedy @LuciaAniello @paulwdowns @ComedyCentral https://t.co/DrVgZ6pcSEit is TOO damn cool to me, too!!!! science is sexy as hell!!! and so REAL lol btw #ScienceRuleshttps://t.co/T7VNHR4Mws
12/3
2018
@DalaiLama @RepLeeZeldin okay i love that you retweeted this. i'm majorly confused but happy to see it. @RepLeeZeldin also curious what the @HolocaustMuseum thinks of this? @CrappyMovies @RepLeeZeldin @BradMossEsq also did you know he's on the board of the United States Holocaust Memoria… https://t.co/kcGwJ9CftX @jewkidsotb @RepLeeZeldin YUP YUP @J03394963 @RepLeeZeldin das it - so evil. @StephenVanHove @RepLeeZeldin @ABC thank you. @mrgsteen @RepLeeZeldin UNBELIEVABLE! I did not know he was on the board of the Holocaust Memorial Museum... that's… https://t.co/02QA1skyT0 @BDubs121 @BrockWolf6 @RepLeeZeldin let's bind together and find someone worthy of this position in the next two years! @BrockWolf6 @RepLeeZeldin thank you. @RepLeeZeldin Why??? Shouldn't we compare it to other holocausts so we can recognize when and where they are happen… https://t.co/iVNce68SiN @girlswritenow @rgay @rupikaur_ @MaraWilson we all love you so much! you are an amazing organization with phenomenal girls and women!
11/27
2018
@AlisonLeiby yo @kateberlant can you recreate while doing BOTH roles? @fatbellybella You are Queen.Happy Indigenous Rights Day. Justice, give thanks. I feel it. Peace on Earth and Sex on Saturn. https://t.co/g3el0wMdEv
Retweeted by ilana glazer @DonaldJTrumpJr i love the idea of formerly incarcerated people reentering society productively. but all stand for… https://t.co/GScrYRrJQG @RepLeeZeldin You are LYING, LEE ZELDIN. LYING. It is LEGAL to seek asylum in the U.S. and it is ANTI-HUMAN RIGHTS… https://t.co/A1OioCvEQv
11/26
2018
@DGOKeefe @leezeldin 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 needed to read that today tyty @Moseedoates @leezeldin theenk yew ✡️✡️✡️ @jmac81955 @leezeldin whoomp there it is 🔥 @QuinnMurphy @leezeldin same as a J-dog aka Jew✡️🙋🏻‍♀️✡️ @StevenPKramer @leezeldin whoop whoop! @do29nna @leezeldin !!!!!!’ @NwagnerNick @leezeldin ✔️✔️✔️ @JillGiovan @leezeldin @realDonaldTrump thank u jill yes! @jeffkeister @leezeldin ✡️ @RobsonConLaw @leezeldin human rights 🇺🇸 yes @brucestasiuk @leezeldin yes he this one: 😱 @uncorrelatedJon @leezeldin speak it Jon 🎤 yes! @uncorrelatedJon @leezeldin truth! @cellarette @leezeldin 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🙋🏻‍♀️ @BlackLabPlus @leezeldin ty 🇺🇸 @DualLangTechie @leezeldin teach him!!! @CoryDOlsen76 @leezeldin HULLO!!! dur YES @ChuckNasty10 @leezeldin YES!
11/1
2018
In difficult times, we know we have to fight. And in a tough fight, it can be heartening to hear words of solidarit… https://t.co/64voLkJFNC
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10/25
2018
makin sure u saw this https://t.co/aPGnlzlnPc
9/13
2018
Check out our slate of inspiring challengers who are fighting for real change in NY. On Thursday, vote for… https://t.co/hYEeVl42NT
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9/12
2018
@KurtSchlichter @johncardillo @PageSix lolol page six - what grade r u in @KurtSchlichter @johncardillo are you guys openly or closeted white supremacists?
7/2
2018
We do speak for the majority of Americans. You make me ashamed to be from Long Island and embarrassed of Jewish peo… https://t.co/ugvsz25FMRTake @realdonaldtrump at his word. He wants to “punish” women for exercising their reproductive freedom. He promise… https://t.co/wwkpDGCujL
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7/1
2018
@REKKHAN @broadcity u sweetie!!! @oneinagillian lmaooo noy problems YAS thank u girl! @LexFX_ see u tonite bayBEE! @rainastinson lmaooowhoop WHOOOOOOOOP!!!!!!!!! Go Sally Go Sally GO! https://t.co/r7IPQjRWZ5
5/31
2018
@YourDailyAction hey i wanted to get in touch with yall, particularly the founder. can yall follow me (lol) so i can slide into your DMs??
5/29
2018
This is a totally healthy transit system #CuomosMTA #FixOurSubway https://t.co/ZaS7JxV0PN
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5/17
2018
please please can we find this dude?? new york city yall, home of 45, who empowered this entitled dumbass . it's go… https://t.co/XBM9hEz8CN
5/16
2018
@RepLeeZeldin 👎👎👎
5/7
2018
i rly appreciate that @ABrindisiNY refuses to take corporate $ and is making campaign finance reform a priority in… https://t.co/ytETU40Nab
5/2
2018
They said if I get enough retweets they will bring back Blue's Clues and I can be Steve https://t.co/rZFzdkKwOP
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4/26
2018
@HeidiHeitkamp how can you support Mike Pompeo? He is Islamophobic, anti-woman, denies climate change, and is vocal… https://t.co/hHOwXGQdHN @ChrisCoons the people appreciate it
4/22
2018
lol i almost just wrote “happy 402” ... which is the perf 420 tweet. happy 420 tho 🌈🌪🌈🌿🌈🌳🌈
4/20
2018
my cousin @Alex_Godin IS LOOKING TO HIRE a Spanish-speaking employee for his new project that puts groceries in the… https://t.co/V2pQWzljXz
3/11
2018
@marcorubio @SpeakerRyan @VP @IvankaTrump @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/KJs9GxZdyJDo you live in TX-07? In 36 hours you can vote to send this amazing working mom to Congress! Go @lcmoser!!! https://t.co/3vAv58Fnmv
Retweeted by ilana glazer @IvankaTrump don't pray. talk to your dad about changing gun laws to common sense gun laws. @realDonaldTrump it is pure evil that you SPARE CHILDREN'S LIVES to A) make money from the NRA and B) distract from… https://t.co/8R9MoVG6PX
2/19
2018
needed this today - hope they see @speakerryan @marcorubio @VP @flgovscott @potus https://t.co/DGcAsWj4rbABBIDAB IS ON DRUNK HISTORY TONIGHT 10/9c https://t.co/yTcrvf5u43
Retweeted by ilana glazerWe've got a special Valentine's day surprise for all you boos and baes! Season 3 of @dopequeenpheebs and @ilazer's… https://t.co/UBfc7O8mPn
Retweeted by ilana glazermany thanks to #BroadCity's @ilazer for giving #WTEQ such a glowing review! 😬🙏🏾 pre-order your copy at… https://t.co/nRdncEPbHN
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2/18
2018
hey yo yall who were gonna come see me at the @HayworthTheater tonight - i got 🤢🤕🤧 last night n had to cancel but next week we on 🤡
2/11
2018
Cmon @SenSchumer you got this - shut it DOWN. l#Let’s show this country that justice is still alive. https://t.co/a4edWbryUe @SpeakerRyan stop deporting Brown people and risking their bodies as pawns for weapon money. it’s gnarly & weak of you.
1/19
2017
@erinala pax 2.0 !
11/15
2017
lol bribes r naughty https://t.co/eNKnWBgIQh
10/29
2017
@broadcity well here i am commenting, then
10/24
2017
<3 wow, yas <3 https://t.co/zSZXg6lPgb
10/16
2017
even with all the smart people i follow, twitter is a fiery hellscape that terrifies and depresses me. i also don't know how to 'do' it. byeyikes, thanks @SarahKSilverman https://t.co/jIfePoBVWl @DonaldJTrumpJr good oneDear @realDonaldTrump I know you've probably already seen this, but I just wanted to make sure! Don't let your peo… https://t.co/lfez8RQ44n
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9/29
2017
#sorrynotsorry my tits r magic
9/28
2017
@IvankaTrump @POTUS then secure them healthcare and don't kick out their immigrant parents
9/27
2017
@RepLeeZeldin @JohnJayLaValle wondering whatcha think of @realDonaldTrump calling @SenJohnMcCain "not a war hero" ?… https://t.co/s7RlKZbhun
9/24
2017
@ava it truly makes no sense. @BetsyDeVos what the hell is your end goal here? @SpeakerRyan if climate change real tho or nah?it really is a BIZARRE stance @BetsyDeVos https://t.co/dZlpi0mZoX
9/23
2017

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