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illy bocean @IllyBocean knifey spooney land

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Joined Twitter 2/21/09


@WashletJP you’re excreting creating sir @shitshowdotinfo if it helps my dad is an electrical engineer who can do things like repair F/A-18 fighter jets, so… https://t.co/4Dy1FaWbiYa baked potato https://t.co/55oN8qLaVWTackling THE PILE again on https://t.co/qwJROg0Ez6 in 2 hours. Chat decides what game we play. European Bus Simulat… https://t.co/WTlxtSiVk5
Retweeted by illy bocean @nibiru_TRUTH @ByYourLogic I was out the other day and saw a colony of thousands of flying foxes just hanging out a… https://t.co/UgBN17Q9Dc @nibiru_TRUTH @ByYourLogic pretty cool! @ChrisMaxMcM seeing clips from it is Very Bad @trashcanposts I think she crossed the line personally! @ComradeChungus @postingwhilegay @viperwave turns out she’s been having Neverland ranch style sleepovers with Maddie for a while now @grouchyjerk you can’t spell “Robocop” without “Rob”! @MRacMC strict “no cancelling me for incredulous laughter” policy in placei pirated the Sia r-word movie. very scared to watch it @disco_socialist @carsonscabinet it might be Aerodynamic for me - it's very hard to pick off Discovery! @VicMRodriguez @TheEddieMercado where’s Fight Circus?? @_trevorcavanagh @GarlicCorgi just never really been a normal part of home construction here https://t.co/C02vJJhhpI @Iemontetra @mathaiaus lol @GarlicCorgi we would! that's why everyone makes "going to the pub" too much of their identity. no basement bar @GarlicCorgi no houses in australia have basements. very sad for us culturally @mathaiaus @Iemontetra i'll do it, i'm brave. nikki: you are a smart and bright angel of the workplace
2/25
2021
@len0killer there he ishttps://t.co/mQztZPKtD5adopting @takealookpod mindset https://t.co/1N63R7Y4IQlook at that soundtrack https://t.co/dltEvXHKoI @paynus3 me either, the comic looks wild and took decades to get releasedhttps://t.co/mF4vBoWQdk
Retweeted by illy bocean @smHttr it DO be like that! @garflyf and i only found out the comic existed while watching the movie lol @garflyf it's a spanish-american production, and it's not great, but it's interesting in a SPAWN movie kind of way.… https://t.co/ZFFdvHmpx6 @MRacMC it's only naturalthis is from FAUST: LOVE OF THE DAMNED, from the director of SOCIETY. and it's based on a comic book about a demoni… https://t.co/NfPrvaW51O @mattDCLXVI it is FAUST: LOVE OF THE DAMNED from the year 2000hate it when this happens https://t.co/GHNnzlcF71I had a memory of Leonard Nimoy playing an Australian (I think?) on Mission Impossible and boy is this clip I found… https://t.co/wSnLPI3oLy
Retweeted by illy bocean @BoxingBusch there’s a whole bunch of rockmelons (cantaloupe) that self seeded in the garden bed @CansRDefective nah they’re legit, Johnson of Australia https://t.co/xhMsBFywjm @lassidude Nah, especially not here - gets very icy over winter @BoxingBusch we’ve been eating zucchini for most meals for a while now🍈 garden update 🍅 https://t.co/aw1cmyQLAYdinner time https://t.co/tmZ4g9aJjH @MaskTheMovie @extremely_wet @MostCrucified becoming culverpilled @MaskTheMovie @MostCrucified what’s a culvers
2/24
2021
POV: you and your friends drank all of your dad’s bleach and horse medicine and now you’re in trouble https://t.co/J7WFBUALyXhttps://t.co/xftu6x3cMQ https://t.co/OCDoMdR1pOit’s probably fine https://t.co/ZoWTcxKJny @Tommy2thePoint that’s an old wive’s tale! hit it!https://t.co/VI3DFv9IYa https://t.co/r3rpCvNxrH @IllyBocean writing a master's thesis in someone else's field if it's sativa and turning into one of those living statues if it's indica
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Retweeted by illy boceanwyd after smoking this https://t.co/enb94nYUtnFeels like nothing sums up Australia more than a dob-in a dole bludger hotline
Retweeted by illy boceanOh do you like that? It was easy for me to play https://t.co/doe3A9UiIB
Retweeted by illy bocean @wills_account https://t.co/0KHnfLLPVv @BAKKOOONN god it was fun @jrhennessy zuck is LIVIDThis page just signed a content partnership with Facebook worth $100 million. All thanks to the media bargaining co… https://t.co/ji6tpLyCS7
Retweeted by illy bocean @michaelleung simple answer? they’re stuntin on those hoesthe boss pushing the @willmenaker policy to the limit https://t.co/OJwbwGc2QOthat was a rollercoasterwhat the FUCK https://t.co/cirMwdlh1P https://t.co/nRUCKGV4GTwait https://t.co/8aVsyZyjaF https://t.co/6knZgP8DP0 @lexgallagher it’s good, to meEPISODE 187: The Petstige Theo, Lucy, and Ben talk in-flight weddings, attempted drone manslaughter, secret Antarc… https://t.co/Jp767NG8eG
Retweeted by illy boceantime for @cameronwilson to retire to a cabin in the woods https://t.co/4hDtlYvCCOwow, come for @mdsidarous’s nuanced examination of gatekeeping in australian media, stay for this description of me… https://t.co/tPkPvFGADg
2/23
2021
@pixelatedboat @RadishHarmers yeah part of it is the process of taking an existing work and playing with ways of re… https://t.co/AcUVPjKQos @mrgracemugabe does it feel good
2/22
2021
@crabkelsie @luxlazuli @DuckHonkin "mommy" @picturesofdives it’s The Curtin bro @crabkelsie @luxlazuli @DuckHonkin pop a little hole into mikey’s inbox @butt_sword do 👏 better 👏just got up to the Paul Dano appearance in The Sopranos lol https://t.co/5UHgFzvhwB @DuckHonkin @luxlazuli @crabkelsie a lewd won’t cut it. that man needs to see hole"I'm Such An Old Lady, Why Are You Rubbing My Tits?? If You Keep Fondling Me Like That, I Just Might Get Serious!"… https://t.co/qBRYoN32jO
Retweeted by illy boceanwould be a huge power move for kanye to wheel out the robert kardashian hologram as his divorce lawyer
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2/21
2021
it’s very fitting that the way this is currently being handled is completely in line with how it was clearly handle… https://t.co/sp5qIOKqBo @butt_sword https://t.co/r4Ag6ce1Dz @crulge [standing up] I’M bigfoot @thejoshl paying those dues! @helen :)there he is https://t.co/RqS6kLychl @thomas_violence wow thank uonce again i’ve attempted Chicago dogs, but this time I’ve included celery salt, poppy seed buns and the closest t… https://t.co/ZWR58XK4E3AMERICANS, SPECIFICALLY CHICAGOANS: do these look like sport peppers https://t.co/LglF7n1n0K @jrhennessy @puppy_eggs enjoyed him a lot in Dragged Across Concrete toohttps://t.co/DGC0iWmvdi https://t.co/JWz77qTg6wthe humble Trash Fish https://t.co/l7tEZ3F4vhthe classic Dipshit Bird https://t.co/abZGFVfzcz @calally it do @butt_sword i’m sure they’re alright, it’s only 29cthey are a king of “megabat”, some of the biggest bats in the world https://t.co/MLbaHogGrA @butt_sword they’re all complaining and flapping to cool off because it’s hotthat’s a lot of bats https://t.co/hgvSK3zylSthese stone cold freaks https://t.co/avIclJiZWo🦆 https://t.co/eZBqA2DI3x🐇 https://t.co/KwUfcWjYUq
2/20
2021
Freemium Freebruary continues! A real thing that’s fun to say! Free bonus episodes all month long! Shane Warne’s co… https://t.co/AYLjbrWYLL @crabkelsie lolturns out it’s really good https://t.co/ykepAv9PSashawarma time https://t.co/R8z9FiXYqR https://t.co/H89pssZLFL @MRacMC lol snecky
2/19
2021

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