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APOLOGY IS AN OPTION, LET ME HEAR IT.
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2/18
2020
These pictures are deeply satanic https://t.co/1ELZXOxhdV
Retweeted by Baby Yoda's au pairYeah I kinda snapped or whatever https://t.co/laxNfWJwUQ
Retweeted by Baby Yoda's au pairPortrait of my brother (@1990_RHP) that I drew for him for his birthday. 🙂 https://t.co/OxpIAr8mSl https://t.co/adCGYZ0tlS
Retweeted by Baby Yoda's au pairCP3 GOT UP FOR THE OOP 🤯 https://t.co/BgIT4EdfCk
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2/17
2020
Got amazing stobá in my belly, my heart is full and my stomach content (pun intended), I am ready for slumber trus… https://t.co/GEU1tHJMO4Kiko lemon ta na papiamentu?
Retweeted by Baby Yoda's au pair @Pitrast I was really impressedHadn't heard this one before...amazing rendition of that JLG classic. 🔥 | #FlorDeToloache x #JohnLegend - Quisiera https://t.co/5JmYXIzCzg
Retweeted by Baby Yoda's au pair @Cvrlxx Love you too Carlito https://t.co/kQ98MBu362When you realize Aaron Gordon may have gotten robbed twice in the dunk contest. 😂 https://t.co/iS2JsVtQsN
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2/16
2020
Didn't know ol' dude could roll his r's like that https://t.co/OuG3GWmgDv @paperhearts_16 "chill" is the operative word here. I'm *playing* bachata while laying snuggled in bed, like us God… https://t.co/6fRDhAxEppBachata n chill kinda night 💫Here we have two types of dogs https://t.co/wSEXGjXV4b
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Retweeted by Baby Yoda's au pairI been laughing at this for 30 mins straight https://t.co/TMo77PGyUz
Retweeted by Baby Yoda's au pair @climbvtize2 I hope the distraction helps tonight, but also ultimately that the root of your disquiet can be resolv… https://t.co/swbrbJW1QeEsta niña inventó Tik tok no tengo dudas. https://t.co/iOrx8ayaNi
Retweeted by Baby Yoda's au pair @askamalee Jerome no puedo! 😭❤️ https://t.co/Kz8mZSRP3a @1990_RHP Black love >>>> https://t.co/UcApQFTdQDThe Thor queen will be first openly LGBTQ+ superhero in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. https://t.co/dltjQAEu63
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Retweeted by Baby Yoda's au pairDes petit pois.
Retweeted by Baby Yoda's au pair @kingsam_SG Please say the Baby https://t.co/pqS2cvAXAS
2/15
2020
My heartttt https://t.co/AMRfioibLF
Retweeted by Baby Yoda's au pairHere’s the greatest tiktok I’ll ever make. https://t.co/PdTouxopny
Retweeted by Baby Yoda's au pairHappy Valentine's Day to those of you who celebrate. Wishing you ALL love and happiness and lots of #crows. 🖤💕🖤 https://t.co/lCloMhlVwG
Retweeted by Baby Yoda's au pair @DigglesMother Happy Valentine's Lillith!Too real 🤧 https://t.co/hUFizLghtx @1990_RHP @vonster_k Enjoy y'allselves! https://t.co/j5k5zokcpG @niunkonjo I love this 🥺😂 @Incoherentpanda pabo collection https://t.co/C6aJNsUFxO
Retweeted by Baby Yoda's au pairFuck it, toad vibing to dreams by fleetwood mac https://t.co/1Q4iyTFMyC
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2/14
2020
@paperhearts_16 That's your second strike https://t.co/TbLVErihzoAh had discounted mangoes so I made chutney but I didnt get anything else. Now look at me: mango chutney in abundan… https://t.co/js31f9QVJDKi K#@$ mi kome awe https://t.co/3FZ7YFMHzhEekhoorntje komt elke dag even een snack 'ruilen' https://t.co/O0uTB9GgJY
Retweeted by Baby Yoda's au pairObviously the rabbit on the left is a folklorist and he's practicing oral storytelling and warning all his friends… https://t.co/cVDdTXDdn6
Retweeted by Baby Yoda's au pair @cindygeermann Your ingenuity is without equal https://t.co/NAkmO5EoncJ Cole said "Let's begin to be the men we never seen" https://t.co/gSQ3Q11HT9 @cindygeermann Congratulations, you just discovered hot water https://t.co/4Gq3grbdW9
2/13
2020
@lulululuti Well shit. Proceed on then with your bad self https://t.co/Z3xAUxRZBK @lulululuti https://t.co/Yj3zx7tqwl @lulululuti Sir? Helleur? The question was "Is this your card".... https://t.co/fJXd1nB205 @SG__Josh I see what you did there https://t.co/1WZBmxBhm2 @1990_RHP I'll go ahead and cancel that intervention meeting I had planned https://t.co/pd0fWknTSo @BlvckHvrmxny I think you overestimate my desire to make a point to the willfully ignorant. She was doing a great j… https://t.co/0p3cMTHXy1Worse yet, colleagues who disagreed with her just kinda quietly shook their heads and then turned to me, effectivel… https://t.co/6t3GG9V6oyToday at lunch a co-worker started ranting, out-of-the-blue,about how people arent allowed to say anything anymore,… https://t.co/CTvMEA5h8tGood morning to @DwyaneWade and @itsgabrielleu ONLY!!! https://t.co/b4NlHkNmXM
Retweeted by Baby Yoda's au pair @DigglesMother Drop the date and time and I'll be there if it's within my means https://t.co/8IFmNeBNViFuck it, Narcissus squirrel https://t.co/HrcuAHiCFITrains are cancelled cause of the wind, but uni expects me to still come in??? What makes them think I’m stronger than a train
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2/11
2020
@kmcv92 Having people constantly underestimate your abilities can make you start doubting yourself. Im glad ppl are… https://t.co/nV3gKZ4Z42
2/9
2020
what will be playing in a loop in my head for the entirety of black history month 🙌🏿 https://t.co/ibZs5i3JJI
Retweeted by Baby Yoda's au pairI guess I really am chopped liver https://t.co/12TQiNmf45 @askamalee Ur onto something! https://t.co/PrPZdPZ17B @askamalee You like frijoles w/ some aguacate? https://t.co/z220iKPPpBHe said: https://t.co/dC74szbUiq https://t.co/lsyFNsgoRy
2/8
2020
@chelxx23 Them: "tis mooi weer vandaag" You: https://t.co/DlbncG4jXF
2/7
2020
@kmcv92 Place looks nice, Kim 🤗 https://t.co/k36D25ngyw @1990_RHP ... https://t.co/E03AiHc5YS @1990_RHP Good myawning, Raybert https://t.co/XVraPhXH8WMÒRU BONDIAAAA !! https://t.co/G7vbmyHcpo
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2/5
2020
@askamalee I wasnt explaining I was tryna tease 🤧 https://t.co/Zu7dq0tBMvGUYS I HAVE BEEN WORKING ON THIS FOR 3+ DAYS IM SO PROUD OF IT SO I THOUGT I WOULD SHOW MY 3 FANS https://t.co/pqIsNJjyZp
Retweeted by Baby Yoda's au pair @askamalee Just to be clear, "cringe" is not Papiamento. It aint even read like Spanish, you literally wrote the mo… https://t.co/fytKAuqO8w @l1berace https://t.co/ShoRydj6ye @l1berace Thought so..carry on https://t.co/QjumSOwYIYGabrielle Union: “I’m being mistreated at work, and I know you of all people will support-“ Terry Crews: https://t.co/vgEL004Gbx
Retweeted by Baby Yoda's au pair @lulululuti @notjoshdenson Thanks for this Luti ❤️ @l1berace Am I...cancer mom? https://t.co/zHPeebGqnj
1/28
2020
“He had that DNA that very few athletes can ever have.” -Doc Rivers on Kobe Bryant. (via @NBATV) https://t.co/cFvM5dotCU
Retweeted by Baby Yoda's au pair @niunkonjo Imagine being that person and having no shameAll these fake reports are fucking trash everybody rushing to be first instead of right smh
Retweeted by Baby Yoda's au pairTo the other 4 who passed as well, I hope their families find strength during this tragic time
Retweeted by Baby Yoda's au pair @arubansunshine 💔So apparently it's legal to have prairie dogs in the Netherlands. I mean, I shouldn't... But should I???? https://t.co/GvYkzZk6Io
Retweeted by Baby Yoda's au pairUtrecht niggas pull up on me @ Oaksalon ! 💈💈💈 https://t.co/rZVciHYScK
Retweeted by Baby Yoda's au pair @askamalee Here I think you dropped sumn https://t.co/ifa3UxzzWWY’all need to call a hotline for your abusive relationships with your gods. https://t.co/YP8F1sklum
Retweeted by Baby Yoda's au pair1/3) 🐚Hey everyone! We entered 2020 hopeful, with ABCSSS magic, as well as with questions/thoughts: stereotypes in… https://t.co/N4xM3wg6Ca
Retweeted by Baby Yoda's au pairHi, please go follow onlinedisabilitymarch on Instagram! In the next few days we'll be sharing stories and pictures… https://t.co/YoTH0hPfjH
Retweeted by Baby Yoda's au pairMi ke balchi di tuna.
Retweeted by Baby Yoda's au pairOkay so I ended up asking about the puppets 😂😂😂 LeBron: “Oh man, look at those two guys.” https://t.co/CQF6yjpQZA
Retweeted by Baby Yoda's au pairThoughts on corona virus news cycle: -we as info consumers cannot extract meaningful information (to be fair it's… https://t.co/R5bdXeiXmMlike...i see the way people look at me in public if i cough but i also see how their expression changes to relief w… https://t.co/lpGSkA3PPj
Retweeted by Baby Yoda's au pairthis just reifies the same tired association of queer, Black, Indigenous etc. bodies as infected, as threatening, as sick. im tired.
Retweeted by Baby Yoda's au pairall the jokes about asian people coughing are just indicative of how xenophobia and biopower function lol ugh plus… https://t.co/Ufoy4a1qXd
Retweeted by Baby Yoda's au pair @lulululuti This is so cute 😭😍 @paperhearts_16 Miss, I've been waiting, patiently, for you to invite me for such an event but whose fault is it th… https://t.co/txeBJ1i5Sw @lulululuti Im glad you understood and that I didnt have to escalate this further to make my point ❤️ https://t.co/ANEeDydDUa
1/26
2020
@lulululuti Dont drive while high... You'd be a danger to yourself and others and we highkey need you to be around… https://t.co/3aotKtrqNP @lulululuti Lutvin... https://t.co/VpARmQiQZZ @kingsam_SG @arubansunshine It's about damn time! 😂 @kingsam_SG As many as you can stomach 😂 @kingsam_SG You inspire me on the daily so thought I'd return the favor https://t.co/35JQ6suAKt
1/25
2020

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