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Macaulay Culkin @IncredibleCulk Heading to the corner

Best Boyfriend, Pizza Band Member, Painter, #1 Bill Goldberg Fan, Voted "3rd Most Likely To Be President From the Cast of Home Alone 2"

146 Following   852,285 Followers   2,227 Tweets

Joined Twitter 3/2/11


Yo, So I just on @WWFPodcast and it was a blast. We talk about, among other things, my brief rivalry with… https://t.co/gBayc2nCes
10/8
2020
Just staying Covid-safe wearing by the flayed skin of my younger self. Don't forget to wear your masks, kids. https://t.co/RBd3X1AayD
10/7
2020
@CamelToad Make lemonade. Duh. @ReneePaquette Congrats on your new addition.
9/3
2020
@OSWreview What? You guys couldn't have shopped me as Mark Henry and Mae Young's hand??For @IncredibleCulk's birthday here's my top 4 Mack moments! • Mack slamming Andre at WM3 • Mack vs Mack at Summer… https://t.co/D5iWmUfC1G
Retweeted by Macaulay Culkin @nlyonne I love ya baby. Danks a bunch. @BusyPhilipps Thanks, lady! Big loves! @OSWreview Thanks! You're always my "boys" (especially OOC). Keep the Lex express coming!
8/27
2020
It's my gift to the world: I make people feel old. I'm no longer a kid, that's my job.Do any of you have photoshop skill? Can you put my head on a surfer so I can get an idea of how cool I'd look?Since I'm 40 I think it's about time to start my midlife crisis. I'm thinking of picking up surfing. Do you all have any suggestions?Hey guys, wanna feel old? I'm 40. You're welcome.
8/26
2020
We’re back in action with #Catan TOMORROW! Returning to the hexagon island are Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) an… https://t.co/BGv0UEXAdz
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8/14
2020
@realDonaldTrump There is no spoon.
5/18
2020
Sup J-holes, Check this out: https://t.co/IkHvolk79S I'll be there if you want to check out my sweet quarantine b… https://t.co/Zf3y9grzHW
4/28
2020
I know it's hard to believe but it's true: I won't be playing college basketball going forward. Thanks for your love support.I'd like to thank my coaches, mentors, and @Arbys for all their love and support over the years.After deep contemplation, conversations with my friends and family, and cruising wikipedia for past couple of days… https://t.co/O2NgGwTBYV
3/26
2020
On this date, exactly 35 years ago, one of the best movies ever made was released. So in honor of that let's all wa… https://t.co/090G5MR3Yu
3/22
2020
Here we go... 😉 https://t.co/5pSVDPPwjw
Retweeted by Macaulay Culkin @Goldberg Just don't try to tombstone me.
2/28
2020
@Sandk2003 @WWECreative_ish @Goldberg Nope. @DJPenn1 @ryansatin @WWECreative_ish @Goldberg Yes. @WWECreative_ish @Goldberg I've just cancelled my tickets to Tampa Bay. @WWECreative_ish @Goldberg Amen.Super Showdown was all about building new stars like Brock Lesnar, @Goldberg & The Undertaker #WWESSD
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2/27
2020
I just woke up and saw I was trending. Can someone explain what's going on? Did I die again??
2/26
2020
Wow, this guy looks just like me! Would you all mind picking up a copy of this month's @Esquire so we can get to th… https://t.co/lPi4UXRfrh
2/11
2019
What are your favorite Bunny Ears stories of 2019?
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12/31
2019
In her honor here is the @AlleeWillis interview I did a few months ago. Rest in a glorious Boogie Wonderland, Allee… https://t.co/NZVnvkX8ozCheck out the results of our #MackLibs project here! It was a blast, and extremely inappropriate. Merry Christmas! https://t.co/uJJ742AHeC
12/25
2019
We improved a holiday classic so it will no longer completely suck. https://t.co/GjA9tCyTDP
Retweeted by Macaulay CulkinAlso, to teach @IncredibleCulk how to read. https://t.co/IF0rNFLdkY
Retweeted by Macaulay CulkinThanks for playing along! Tune in TOMORROW to hear the results of the #MackLibs experiment on a very special Christ… https://t.co/Cz5lY2y0wQAnything: your choice! #MackLibsAn adjective #MackLibsSomething you smoke #MackLibsSomething black #MackLibsSomething you play with #MackLibsA noun #MackLibsSomething destructive #MackLibsA place in your house #MackLibsA person’s name #MackLibsAn adverb. #MackLibsAn animal #MackLibsA part of your body #MackLibsA direction #MackLibsSomething white #MackLibsA way to get from here to there #MackLibsA verb #MackLibsAn article of clothing #MackLibsA type of food #MackLibsA famous person #MackLibsA receptacle #MackLibsA type of animal #MackLibsA domicile/place to live. Go! #MackLibsHey y’all, I’m doing a Mad Libs project and need your help. Give me the best answers for the following topic and tag it #MackLibs... Ready?
12/24
2019
@IncredibleCulk got paid in experience. https://t.co/sFCA2JybNo @redlettermedia
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12/20
2019
Any of my beloved fans can meet me, just spring for the $1641 a night rate to stay at The Plaza Hotel. https://t.co/xOz0oHdKU4So glad I could lend my home security expertise to this endeavor. https://t.co/lMg0YIEROf
12/17
2019
You’re welcome. https://t.co/jPP5i42ueiMack joins RLM as an official intern. Does he have what it takes? https://t.co/0EWjgmpnjb
Retweeted by Macaulay CulkinThis whole experience was a lot stabbier than I expected. https://t.co/7jvymole8GWell, I have apparently had quite a year! https://t.co/97usGcR39gWhy am I covered in blood this whole discussion? #notweird https://t.co/RsK7tAWe5G
12/16
2019
Hey Sly, you’re right we do have to change with the times... so get ready for The Macpendables...… https://t.co/rSuLPheZq5
12/11
2019
"Monday turns to Friday and you've still got a dead body coffee table." I revisited Party Monster with @SWAIM_CORPhttps://t.co/maRAwXJtCg
12/10
2019
If I aged as slowly as #BabyYoda I’d be making some serious bank right now.
12/4
2019
Wait @BunnyEarsWeb, we're doing what?? https://t.co/NC454lyu3R
12/3
2019
@HappySofficial has released a new Holiday Collection, and hot damn do they have good taste in celebrity spokespeop… https://t.co/rYlBtdDwHe
12/2
2019
@DevonESawa (licks butt)
11/28
2019
@DevonESawa Me: “Do you want to watch ‘The Fanatic’?” My cat: (Licks his butt) @DevonESawa To be fair, I don’t let my cats watch Gleaming the Cube.
11/27
2019
#StrikeForceForeverLook, Book. I’ve been training with @RickMartelWWE ever since he took your WCW Television Championship back in 1998… https://t.co/xFIL2Iooo9
11/26
2019
@BookerT5x Oh I did, now tell me: can you dig that Suckahhhhh??? https://t.co/4MV5qRdtW1You didn’t say that, tell me you didn’t just say that. https://t.co/eCHUJsOVTQ
Retweeted by Macaulay CulkinWhile @steveaustinBSR talks to The Undertaker on #BrokenSkillSessions, it reminds of us of @IncredibleCulk’s time w… https://t.co/WmvAonxZhX
Retweeted by Macaulay CulkinWell, I survived #SurvivorSeries. Fun show! Now I’m going to watch the rest of this 49ers game. If you enjoyed this… https://t.co/od0NnUJaeK @BeckyLynchWWE @QoSBaszler @itsBayleyWWE @BeckyLynchWWE is the Man, @QoSBaszler is the MMA badass Queen of Spades,… https://t.co/YJd2XQzc5FThis match is like the Darth Vader vs Luke Skywalker battle if it also involved C-3P0. #SurvivorSerieshttps://t.co/llfWF8CFIWI’d ask my followers but I’m pretty sure Brock Lesnar is going to marry, fuck, AND kill @reymysterio tonight. #SurvivorSeriesNo Hold Barred: No count-outs, No disqualifications, No PED testing. #SurvivorSeries #BrockVSReyI’m pissed that Dominic Mysterio isn’t named Rey Mysterio Junior, Jr. #SurvivorSeries #WWEChampionship @reymysterio @IncredibleCulk @njpwglobal Now we’re getting ready for the Keith Lee / @WWERomanReigns slashfic
Retweeted by Macaulay CulkinIt’s right there. Written on his ass.How can they keep on calling @NXTCiampa “O’Ciampa”? His name is literally written on the back of his shorts. @WWENXT Last-minute stipulation added to this Men's 5-on-5-on-5 match to raise the stakes: Sole Survivor gets to go… https://t.co/8kc10W1nu9Help me out with the @WWENXT guys. Which one is a Young Bucks again? #SurvivorSeriesShorty G’s appearance on Team Smackdown is brought to you by #SurvivorSeries sponsor @CareerBuilder @WWEDanielBryan thought he was saving the world from carbon emissions, not from a magical murder clown🤡I’m rooting for the unhinged bearded fan favorite.This match’s lighting was brought to you by sponsor Nintendo’s Virtual Boy #fiendvsbryan #SurvivorSeries #wwe @NintendoAmericaMarry / Fuck / Kill Windham Rotunda: -Husky Harris -Bray Wyatt -The Fiend #SurvivorSeries @WWEBrayWyattIts pretty f’d up how Jerry the King Lawler never acknowledged his son Grandmaster Sexay as an announcer on Raw. Af… https://t.co/jcxBtGLXKC @IncredibleCulk @AJStylesOrg Evidence about the Earth’s curvature? He don’t want none.
Retweeted by Macaulay Culkin @AJStylesOrg’s loss tonight is dedicated to the giant ice wall that surrounds the world-disc we all live on.… https://t.co/LrFiJ0HhJx @AJStylesOrg is the Champion of the United States. @roderickstrong is the champion of all North America. But,… https://t.co/94OUd4z50gThis match is practically @NJPWglobal slashfic
11/25
2019

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