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Joined Twitter 6/1/09


@tenthmuse https://t.co/zEw3YJFSKyI'm wondering if there's anything I hate quite so much as a website hijacking your browsing history and I'm thinkin… https://t.co/I7bOBoCzA7 @luvmia__ Larry? Lohr-eye? LAOWerie? Laura? Lairy? all of these AND MORE @Kathy_Darling I got lost and forgot about the hungry part. TIGERY? 🐯 @hankchizljaw @AndreJaenisch @iamhirusi @Shunkashuu1 Aaahh, I can’t because it’s your thread! Sorry about that. No… https://t.co/XA9mZnYeO0 @Kathy_Darling This doesn’t seem emotive enough. ANGIRED? @AndreJaenisch @iamhirusi @Shunkashuu1 @hankchizljaw Try reading pages on the internet, champ. You can google it on bing. @hankchizljaw Literally just had a colleague say this to me on Discord: “Oop! Better go, my lunch meeting is here..… https://t.co/qtAKlTFTH3 @AndreJaenisch @iamhirusi @Shunkashuu1 @hankchizljaw okay cool I’ll assume you’ve got no interest in learning and j… https://t.co/Da90FAHvQi @AndreJaenisch @iamhirusi @Shunkashuu1 @hankchizljaw I’m not here to do your homework for you. Educate yourself as… https://t.co/1tITDomsMG @AndreJaenisch @iamhirusi @Shunkashuu1 @hankchizljaw I literally don’t understand what you’ve written. Are you sayi… https://t.co/mNmCivuur3 @AndreJaenisch @iamhirusi @Shunkashuu1 @hankchizljaw Questioning peoples’ fundamental right to exist and be who the… https://t.co/9MllHsOE3U @AndreJaenisch @iamhirusi @Shunkashuu1 @hankchizljaw How would I feel? Like I should demonstrably make a change and… https://t.co/fjabKkea7O @hankchizljaw Code screenshots need to die, and people who post images without appropriate alt need to chase them into hell. @TingyS what the effing fuck
8/12
2020
@Rarst @Kathy_Darling I’ve been using an API (for a service owned by ORACLE, of all things) that returns a 200 OK w… https://t.co/4Tz3jBFOHH @johnshewill ... I CAN PLAY THE { e n d l e s s v o i d } @johnshewill WHAT CAN YOU PLAY-AYhttps://t.co/61R4h2XvCR
8/11
2020
@samkottler I’m waiting for the value of kettle leads to *skyrocket*, and then I’m going to be RICHER THAN MIDAS @tenthmuse 😍 @TheTiniestMeep ZOMG LOOK AT HIS WIDDLE FACE THO. He looks, in the most adorable way possible, like an actual muppet. @Kathy_Darling Malted chocolate cheesecake 😍 https://t.co/LjYD0iQOc5 - only don’t bother with the white layer. Just… https://t.co/5dBgm1677T @TheTiniestMeep I’ll be honest: at first I struggled to identify exactly where his head was. But it was early and I was tired. @EriPDev dr. pug says https://t.co/6HIOeitPLh @cassiecodes Oh it’s snug af in the winter. The kitchen, however, has a genuine slate floor and no underfloor heat… https://t.co/rEb0EIQ62b @cassiecodes The upstairs of my house - i.e. where literally all of my stuff is - is AT LEAST 5 degrees warmer than… https://t.co/eAjzCUpy2W @EliFitch I know virtually nothing about wheelmobiles and am purely into aesthetics; but your car looks sick af @TheTiniestMeep Jellybeeeeeeeeeans
8/10
2020
@JuliaHB1 I have literally no idea who you are, but whenever your name pops up you’re just trolling some bigoted ga… https://t.co/4Dmi4tRDXaWelp! It only took 19,000 complaints, serious Twitter backlash and a member of BBC staff quitting his job!!! ....Bu… https://t.co/nEcFIs6ySs
Retweeted by Lawrie Golightly 🍥 @TatianaTMac @TwitterA11y @instagram I actually had no idea Instagram had alt text, which I thought it was severely… https://t.co/QaDKulWOhF @Mandy_Kerr This is Muffin. I tell him every day that he is a good dog. https://t.co/JlHXi2OviY @AndBrazen @MuellerSheWrote @chickilopiccolo I’ve seen SO MANY films, but these are the earliest cinema experiences… https://t.co/lkWXQKdZOF @TatianaTMac “I don’t know BIPOC but I use Rust, Python & GO in my stack all the time.” @MuellerSheWrote @AndBrazen @chickilopiccolo I don’t think this can be right, but it’s a toss-up between Care Bears… https://t.co/eruYtptDLO
8/9
2020
@jh3yy @terabaud @greensock @CodePen All of them! But I use SCREAMING_SNAKE for constants because THEY_ARE_IMPORTAN… https://t.co/3NbIKu0BrHRenee Bach, someone with zero medical training who set up an NGO in Uganda with an ICU before even *applying* for m… https://t.co/Ohmmz0q0cQGod, I need HR to do fucking better. https://t.co/qk08Noj54z
Retweeted by Lawrie Golightly 🍥 @tenthmuse Is it online? Can I see? 😍I'd like to propose a new term that's like, the opposite of 'cleans up well' and I'm calling it 'grimes up good'.… https://t.co/5ixnKb5Auh
Retweeted by Lawrie Golightly 🍥I just searched ‘askew’ and feel like I got rickrolled by google https://t.co/1KQ7213S1rAwesome - just found out that @Indiegogo appear to be selling email addresses. Either that, or they've been hacked,… https://t.co/AvaIKMD6TE @cassiecodes Aaaahh I went looking at awwwards and couldn't find anything! Never thought of looking through collections 🙄 @cassiecodes Oof, this is *lovely*. And exactly the kind of thing I'm looking for. Thank you! @TheTiniestMeep https://t.co/lS1AvfMRsY @TheTiniestMeep (I totally cracked ur code 😎) @thebirdiehansen That was amazing. @TheTiniestMeep *west coast* gecko hours ☝🏻🦎 @hankchizljaw At one point, my MySpace *was* all Flash. With a working comment wall! 😅 But exactly this. I got int… https://t.co/3JlRkLMkIL
8/8
2020
Hey #LazyWeb - remember when websites were full of textures and everything looked tactile? I’m looking for inspirat… https://t.co/BDuMBeHvBTI was today years old when I learned you can hold down the 0 and get the degrees ° symbol 🤯
Retweeted by Lawrie Golightly 🍥 @jemjabella I prefer working slightly later for the exact same reason. I invariably get more work done in the last… https://t.co/GsuVN3udHLgod it's so hot here time for a nice hot tea i think
Retweeted by Lawrie Golightly 🍥Still looking for a way to know/bind/extend/listen to when a customizer control has been rendered/is ready? JavaS… https://t.co/SYjyPBP7hj
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8/7
2020
@TheTiniestMeep Sitting around and doing nothing is sometimes neat. @terabaud @CodePen Oof 😍Scientists rushing to make a vaccine faster than any in the history of the world because Americans refuse to signif… https://t.co/GEsbh6D5J7
Retweeted by Lawrie Golightly 🍥 @TheTiniestMeep but it seems like these tasks are underrated. @hankchizljaw .just-regular-css { visibility: nothanks !important; } @TheTiniestMeep YEAH. Knew that Animal Crossing would eventually pay off. @S0phieH This is what I can here to suggest. BUT: have you considered shipping it with Comic Papyrus? @mlteal @Kathy_Darling For forms, I’ve generally just rolled my own honeypots and they’ve always been great for it,… https://t.co/5uYBVFgQjV @tenthmuse @Kathy_Darling “There’s a problem with the website” says the support ticket from the client with 11 websites. @thebirdiehansen Embrace it! Embrace the silver! @Kathy_Darling ACF for making blocks, and minimal JS when needed for my own stuff. And... just lucky, I guess? 🤷🏼‍♀️I will never npm install anything and you can’t make me do it
8/6
2020
@LNplum @thomas_k_r uh actually my intern is a barely trained chinchilla fresh out of code camp and is already appl… https://t.co/lVAaKO6jMP @thomas_k_r uh actually it’s 95% and the other 5% is JS-in-CSS-in-JS @ibwatson If it is, I’m INTO IT. @Kathy_Darling I absolutely wouldn’t be surprised. You can be chicken in a can... https://t.co/jNg9itpwwN @type__error aaaahhh and I've just seen the little buildings at the bottom 😍 @cassiecodes Agreed! @type__error Oof, this is *lovely* @Kathy_Darling @dawnelyarbrough I missed it! It looks like the tweet has been deleted in the meantime. I’m kind of… https://t.co/TB01GccayF
8/5
2020
I’ve just seen what’s happening in Lebanon. My heart goes out to everyone with friends & family there. 🇱🇧 🖤 @_leoniethomas @pearsoninsight I have found that, in almost all cases, I’ve had to explicitly ask for the feedback,… https://t.co/lEWoai3dfp @jemjabella Yup! I had to renew their domains & hosting twice after I’d lost the contract, and was like “so, uh...… https://t.co/9FbYmjJGKT @jemjabella I had built & maintained a public sector website for YEARS. It was used as an example for other council… https://t.co/8pKtwyMUU1 @alicej_t GOON DAHN MAZZAS 💃🏻 @seb_ly *gets an update on my most popular question on StackOverflow* nice. https://t.co/8H8rjDTFGO @TheTiniestMeep 😟 oh nooooooo @Kathy_Darling “...walk naturally through uneven terrain” uh.
8/4
2020
@tootto0t @GRIFTSH0P I mean, no, not at all. This ‘lettering’ is an absolute shambles. But given the context, it was either BLUE or BLU|🇺🇸Right, where’s all those antiracism advocates & allies who posted in June? We need you. 🙏🏻 ▪️Sign our petition & g… https://t.co/8OiF5uub1o
Retweeted by Lawrie Golightly 🍥 @GRIFTSH0P This is the third tim I’ve seen this image, from different angles every time, and like, I genuinely read… https://t.co/rCsh1sAChC @EmmaBostian Oof 😍 @TheTiniestMeep 2020 is one long full moon. @alicej_t Stay home to eat out. Eat home stay alert. Go pub stay home. Eat pub home out. It’s pretty clear, to be honest. @jemjabella *logs into email by typing ‘yahoo mail’ into Alta Vista* https://t.co/6ekWKltUvM @heydrhisham @absolute_phil @EmmaBostian So... not at all related then? I get that th specific thing you’re talking… https://t.co/11lnkl7j3K @Lockedown_ I you say it 3 times in a mirror GoDaddy will appear and offer you an SSL upgrade for only $99.99 @EmilyCee My grandma just reached out across the astral plane and said: try looking where you left them. @vpieters @SaraSoueidan I was literally just about to look this up to make sure I was doing it right. Thank you @SaraSoueidan ! @TheTiniestMeep I am not camping people. We are not camping people. 🏕
8/3
2020
@Kathy_Darling @tenthmuse Hahaha I literally just shared that one myself. Inspiration! 🐜 ☢️ @Kathy_Darling @tenthmuse It’s 2020! I should put money on this as a legitimate outcome. @tenthmuse Whittling is a great hobby though! Plus it’s a skill for when the radioactive vampires arrive in October. 🧛🏻‍♂️Who had radioactive cannibal ants on their 2020 bingo card? https://t.co/UqrQ4SIjTe
Retweeted by Lawrie Golightly 🍥 @SaraSoueidan I haven’t gotten around to Grid yet! Still. Ugh. I’m so far behind. I have Rachel Andrew’s book, but… https://t.co/DprScvarQA
8/2
2020

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