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composer, joint course rncm/UoM / it doesn't matter what's under the hood, the only thing that matters is who's behind the wheel

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@LazyDonkey27 Irony @LazyDonkey27 Did u leave it in the iron lung? @CallTheMidwife1
2/24
2020
Train chaos oh boy
2/21
2020
I was born about a week late and to be honest it really set a precedent for the rest of my life
2/19
2020
I'm anti vaxx except instead of "vax" it's baked beans and instead of "anti" it's proOnce you get past 4am you can basically just be awake for everIs this going to be the title of the essay I'm writing? We'll have to wait and seeSchrödinger's author - your move Barthes ((NOT CLICKBAIT!!))
2/17
2020
@moshi_rodgers No thanks xoxObsessed with the essay writing services that pop up whenever you tweet about work or essays at all lmao*writing an essay* *Afraid to be too assertive* Me: *writing* perhaps
2/16
2020
I knew I was going to have a busy day so I made myself some coffee. I have been too busy to drink my coffee and now… https://t.co/uh163VoKyDLoving how useful this piece has been since I wrote it very quickly to workshop with @discord_datcord back in 2017… https://t.co/OcrgTQa0KpCome along to see this at lunchtime today It'll be really exciting to show you what we've been working on - a varie… https://t.co/v56We9C1JW
2/13
2020
Have been drinking a cup of coffee believing it was tea and it just struck me that it's completely not tea. Idk I j… https://t.co/jSHzZ79lYF
2/12
2020
Who you gonna call? 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓶𝓲𝓭𝔀𝓲𝓯𝓮
2/10
2020
Don't underestimate the importance of a Brexit cupboard. Sure, it's already happened but it's never too late to sta… https://t.co/TiX34OfQOz
2/9
2020
https://t.co/5JrxRgT8Vv Fuckin tune
Retweeted by FIRELAND @jameschanmusic Oh fully it's amazingWent to see The Lighthouse yesterday, it's honestly such a good film would hugely recommend getting to it if you ha… https://t.co/vGsaY4yKQE
2/8
2020
@WallingtonRobin Feathery @mariakolps Nnno u dontOften when I meet new people and the topic of vegetarianism comes up I panic and tell them that I've never eaten me… https://t.co/9c6BJekrge
2/6
2020
And so it was, that for the second time in recent months, I discovered that Strauss's Blue Danube Waltz is the long… https://t.co/Eeig0PkcC9
2/4
2020
It wouldn't be a problem that machines are taking away human jobs if we weren't expected to behave like machines in the first place
2/1
2020
When you smell burnt toast before you die is it white bread or brown bread?
1/30
2020
How much marmite? @jacobclarktenor ... there is thoughThe Great Fire of London doesn't seem so 'great' anymore, does it?
1/29
2020
@joanna_mward Good pointWhat do you have your thermostat set to?And just what is this mouldy dog supposed know about Brexit? https://t.co/sAcrWvwZJu @jacobclarktenor Thanks(this is bigger than all of us)https://t.co/yOcISAJEaJSorry I forgot to include the picture https://t.co/jaxuvq5VCE https://t.co/SriCyQGrTDThis is bigger than all of us
1/28
2020
@micahscotttt Definitely have a look there! @micahscotttt The convenience store at the top of the road has loads of veggie sweets!!
1/27
2020
@joew13439743 No one is funny
1/26
2020
@LidlGB where IS YOUR BLUE KONG STRONG???? In Manchester lidls , both of them (Oxford road and piccadilly gardens d… https://t.co/28RH1VX4Ay
1/24
2020
Most amazing thing about the human body - however much red wine you pour in, white wine always comes outLiterally just got my laptop working after a week of it not booting. Reset the whole thing. Just add my email accou… https://t.co/SpinnRtlYHRich tea biscuits feel like how it would be to eat ceramic if you were bigger and had stronger teeth
1/23
2020
@dozenrobins I think you need more concrete plansPeople who live in grass houses shouldn't grow bones
1/22
2020
Love your friends - tell themMy next recipe that I'd like to present is called grape surprise It's three small handfuls of raisins served with wineIt was a dark and stormy night, and the robbers sat in a cave. And the chief of the robbers turned to his second in… https://t.co/IhOIErZcmA
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1/21
2020
@micahscotttt Iconic trio if you count Sophie Anderson and her speech
1/18
2020
"comb"? Sweetie, did you mean 'hair sieve'? @Eleanor_4514 This was my entire plan too📢MANCHESTER MUSIC EVENT KLAXON📢 Axis Classical begins on 5th February: a brand new night of classical music & beyo… https://t.co/11AJNvNLOl
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1/17
2020
Reckon it was ok, did more revision for it than I have for any exam since maybe GCSEs https://t.co/FhmrDItsXBIt’s only repartee if it comes from the Repart region of France, otherwise it’s just sparkling conversation.
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1/16
2020
@reece_uwu You best get hunting some sandwiches then
1/15
2020
@micahscotttt That's what I'm thinking? But also it doesn't result in bad coffee?Where should I store it??For months now I have been storing my coffee in the freezer because it says to on the back of the packets. It occ… https://t.co/8dtO5xNveS @joanna_mward refrEYED beans am I right? @JRWaide @DaveGorman 13 months is just the most logical and I particularly like the intermission, ... and can we do… https://t.co/2G5O5ZZw1PWhoever invented the days/weeks/months like that so they change every year honestly pulled off the biggest scam I h… https://t.co/Kw76qS5ywd @mariakolps My way is better because it's Asda yeast extract(in general the people who need to read this always seem to be apple users)I don't know who needs to read this but save your goddamn documents regularly @ohitslavender ... Val?
1/13
2020
"conservative ideas" is surely an oxymoron @LazyDonkey27 Yeah exactlySo hard to write the word communism it's just the same shape again and again and then a dot on an i somewhere https://t.co/aYg7WmBuHLAll these tweets about call the midwife I want to watch But I need to revise first #whatwouldtimothyturnerdoI'm a scholarI say no! Hail good leader Zip Tie May your ruling be merciful and you hacks ever more usefulDo we even want to be delivered from their rule?Will anyone field a victor worthy of defeating them? Or will we be subjected to watching videos of clever hacks usi… https://t.co/2TNswms5HLIt seems we have entered a new dynasty. First was Epoxy Resin Then came Hot Glue And now dawns the age of the Zip… https://t.co/lqlMp73UBk
1/12
2020
Communion wafers: ready saltedHuge fan of coffeeIf you want church to appeal to the younger generation maybe start serving condiments with communionJust in, Meghan Markel's response to the egg steak milk alcohol hotdrink challenge egg: thrown at literally any r… https://t.co/I2cqc8AyNc @LazyDonkey27 The future
1/11
2020
@LazyDonkey27 L o n gWord association twitter is excellentegg: crunchy steak: meat milk: cat alcohol: distilled warm drink: h o t !! Ouchh!! Get it off!If you make two cups of tea at a time it's almost like you have a friend revising there with youTfw the world is your oyster but you're not the oyster's world :(
1/10
2020
@ccorderoy 😠 @ccorderoy I find that revision always gives life to the highest quality humourWent to a German lesson and there wasn't a seat in my place so I kind of squatted the whole lesson and right at the… https://t.co/gsDrt7qQPe @joanna_mward Thank you for your ongoing support we will store your feedback for the next 3-5 business months in ca… https://t.co/ekH577Dd5POrganiser: so you're to be playing Beethoven for this year's anniversary concert series. Pianist: yeah, the comple… https://t.co/ogMN4CtDEYOut of all the websites which if they were real places I wouldn't go to, SoundCloud is the place I wouldn't go to the mostHe was drinking like a fish out of water
1/9
2020
Leave your jolly phonics in pre-school, it's time for the grown-us to take overThe world is burning and I'm reading about 'art' with a 'small a'
1/8
2020
Grabbed a chocolate coin on the way out the house for a snack Seemed like a good idea right? Put it in my back pock… https://t.co/xhdpcdl9FjTo celebrate Beethoven's 250th anniversary, why not join me in replacing the name of every composer with 'Beethoven' for the entire year?
1/7
2020
Last day at home before term starts so you can bet I'll be in the kitchen eating every possible home snack that I c… https://t.co/ygTExNGVd6Because at the end of the day, all anyone's trying to do is make good tv
1/6
2020

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