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Private Joker, USMC @Infantry0300 North Carolina, USA

USMC Vet, Attorney, Motorcyclist, Urban Farmer, Beekeeper, Member of Secret Society that Resists #PresidunceTrump. If blocked, you're a moron, X, Q, or traitor.

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Joined Twitter 6/17/15


We were in Newfoundland in the summer....MUCH nicer than in the winter! https://t.co/Ksl5CWkmhsthe world’s an awful place but also have you seen this video of a tiny deer meeting a tiny human https://t.co/OqmtglA2If
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1/19
2020
#LiesTrumpHasTold is trending because #TruthsTrumpHasTold couldn’t.Lemme get this straight... a pedophile is defending an impeached sexual assaulter, the GOP Senators don't give af a… https://t.co/AP3j6cInW9
Retweeted by Private Joker, USMC @MarthaMcSally STFU Blue Falcon https://t.co/QWjRYJEHE6I once saw Trump lose a fight with a three-syllable word, sh*t himself in a rage then storm of set and snort Addera… https://t.co/BdNqcJC5rD
Retweeted by Private Joker, USMC @Hell_HasCome Trump has NEVER #Served #Suffered or #Sacrificed - and the idea that he wishes to stand ABOVE those w… https://t.co/6X03ntkNeH
Retweeted by Private Joker, USMCWatching my dog this morning, it occurred to me that if @realDonaldTrump we’re a canine, he could lick his own butt… https://t.co/TokPpR69VK
Retweeted by Private Joker, USMCThe US national archives - the supposed official record and repository of the nation - is now blurring and censorin… https://t.co/75TIRFETTc
Retweeted by Private Joker, USMCUkraine Clown Posse https://t.co/oSKkSC1Erx
Retweeted by Private Joker, USMC @melwin7777 @realDonaldTrump @GOP If he/she is a MAGA, the easiest way to disarm them is to feed their inadequate e… https://t.co/iFuiGYuGeqThe noble people of America —who love American values —deserve a government that's more interested in helping them… https://t.co/wD3zvJc3p7Let’s be clear about who is rigging what: it is Donald Trump’s action to use the power of the federal government fo… https://t.co/4VygbmcEaX
Retweeted by Private Joker, USMC @NicolasEdnyRaise your hand if you voted for Hillary 🙋🏿‍♀️
Retweeted by Private Joker, USMCTrump has 7 lawyers on his impeachment team. Most people wouldn’t have 7 lawyers over the course of a lifetime. Ou… https://t.co/e42BLFW3hH
Retweeted by Private Joker, USMCYou remind me of my daughter #WorstThingsToYellOutAfterSex https://t.co/ndQzBJb8qODemocrats will take guns away from mental deficient White Supremacist terrorists who are trying to start a Race War… https://t.co/fuX9oeHhnvFun Fact: If you say “I don’t know Lev Parnas” out loud, his lawyer will tweet out a photo of you posing with Parnas.
Retweeted by Private Joker, USMCUnited States Marine, General James Mattis: about Bone spurs Trump. 'The only colonel he thinks isn't overrated i… https://t.co/bjDv3hue1N
Retweeted by Private Joker, USMCList of People who don't know and have never met Les Parnas: @realdonaldtrump* @IvankaTrump @KellyannePolls @VPhttps://t.co/9qzi9FQn7L
Retweeted by Private Joker, USMCAn ex-combat engineer/explosives expert for a foreign military was smuggled into the US by a neo-Nazi terror group… https://t.co/8i0VfK7m0D
Retweeted by Private Joker, USMCcould all of my military/vet friends please vet/endorse the hell out of my friend @AndrewLearned who is running he… https://t.co/enMF4Avo8N
Retweeted by Private Joker, USMCAttached is the first page of a five page letter in which the lawyer for @DevinNunes threatens that Rep Nunes will… https://t.co/IpkszabcsM
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1/18
2020
@BXToDaHeart 💯 https://t.co/pfGrUBfWxK"So you want 4 more years of trump, it's gonna get worse for POC if he wins again." Been that way since the 1600's… https://t.co/3EYIRkPpZh
Retweeted by Private Joker, USMCAll true! Get your sh*t together, America! https://t.co/Oe4HpU1btA @dkmax The Sea Stallion could do the extraction, but it would take a while “one at a time”. 😂 https://t.co/nmT36Q1rh2“Heading to Florida for a little marching powder and a some T&A, will be on an all time high!” @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/CYEs0AE2hr
Retweeted by Private Joker, USMCI've lived through 2 impeachments. The first one was for a BJ. The Second was for extorting another country with… https://t.co/7LEk05vyqa
Retweeted by Private Joker, USMCThis must be @LindseyGrahamSC's or @SenatorCollins's secret account. https://t.co/0ymmIAaCdZ @cstmoore @realDonaldTrump 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 @JanetReno5 @realDonaldTrump Baited a trap with a bucket of fried chicken, probably. @garydmclean @realDonaldTrump We're coming in, once we remove this wall, start up the fork-lift, build a ramp for t… https://t.co/pjxeyLyzy9Seriously folks, is it just me or does this captured ISIS leader look like every MAGAt who claims they'll jump into… https://t.co/KjdGFWvEQHList of People who don't know and have never met Les Parnas: @realdonaldtrump* @IvankaTrump @KellyannePolls @VPhttps://t.co/9qzi9FQn7LISIS leader Abu Abdul Bari was captured in Mosul today by Iraqi Security Forces. Oddly enough he looks like 3/4's o… https://t.co/F8PeSX6DXw @williamlegate Like most morons, Hyde has the right, but not the ability.Many health insurers regard cancer as a pre-existing condition. 22.9 million Americans have been diagnosed with can… https://t.co/wwygGFNimo
Retweeted by Private Joker, USMCYour regular reminder that the @realDonaldTrump Administration is suing to eliminate the law that protects American… https://t.co/xIhcxjBPu8
Retweeted by Private Joker, USMCIsn't it amazing how many "Best People" @realdonaldtrump* hired and the @SenateGOP approved who now are completely… https://t.co/bIGFqUFBr7Why are the @GOP and @senatemajldr trying to hide the Impeachment Trial from the American people? Sounds like a co… https://t.co/wSKHtacrg7Mitch McConnell is currently not authorizing C-SPAN to place cameras in the Senate Chamber to provide coverage of P… https://t.co/tw3JtjS3vw
Retweeted by Private Joker, USMC.@SenatorCollins vows to frown mournfully when she votes for NO witnesses for the impeachment trial. https://t.co/9fq7mzJtTBMy father left NC a healthy young man in WWII and came home 100% disabled. I’m a 60% disabled Vet and I’ll give th… https://t.co/aJX1oEPvdR
Retweeted by Private Joker, USMCI want to debate, but I don't qualify because I've never taken a penny in contributions from anyone. Not even a "v… https://t.co/qiVVqPFeEe
Retweeted by Private Joker, USMCBREAKING: Lev Parnas said to Maddow he was in Paris with Giuliani. Here is video I found confirming his story. https://t.co/9io9ML2IEE
Retweeted by Private Joker, USMCImpeachment manager US Rep Val Demings is calling on Moscow Mitch to recuse himself from the Senate trial. #MoscowMitchMustRecuse
Retweeted by Private Joker, USMCAfter calling his Generals ‘Dopes & Babies’ Trump went into such a rage he had trouble breathing. I saw this up clo… https://t.co/f7UFZq9UnP
Retweeted by Private Joker, USMC @DarkCovfefe 🔥 😂This is Gold. https://t.co/Xy2ZkKOQ8A
Retweeted by Private Joker, USMCI don’t care about their relationship to their god. I care about their relationship to democracy. Which apparent… https://t.co/NDgtIzUx7S
Retweeted by Private Joker, USMC @mmfa Thankfully Tomi will be safe and sound in her mommy's basement. https://t.co/foCfiw0u3VJUST IN: Secretary of State @SecPompeo lies, AGAIN about whether he was aware of possible of a US ambassador by… https://t.co/LRMmYDzVSsSeriously. Thank you for reminding us what Starr & the gop put us through then and now want no facts evidence or wi… https://t.co/NEW6TLs6FB
Retweeted by Private Joker, USMCFunny, @SarahHuckabee, former press secretary to @realDonaldTrump, called it Embarrassing that Democrats' new 'star… https://t.co/WDGzGIQlVB
Retweeted by Private Joker, USMC @realDonaldTrump @LindseyGrahamSC Follow ME! I know more than ALL the 'bunch of dopes and babies' in the US militar… https://t.co/EcUXvZrfCK @Tracy9672 @MrsRabbitResist @ladyred1956 @DearAuntCrabby @Amy_Siskind @AngelaBelcamino @Stop_Trump20https://t.co/du43jghUje
Retweeted by Private Joker, USMCEven after all we know about this rotten human being we call president, this is shocking. Trump berated Jim Mattis… https://t.co/uCDiXelSOH
Retweeted by Private Joker, USMC @Infantry0300 @realDonaldTrump @LindseyGrahamSC I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Any current US service m… https://t.co/DOZGVPvdhU
Retweeted by Private Joker, USMCKen Starr, who made us (& our kids) listen to tales about consensual oral activities for weeks, & Alan "I was weari… https://t.co/gY599CjDjWThis ought to be beneath the dignity of a member of the United States Senate. https://t.co/O8NpbuEPDq
Retweeted by Private Joker, USMCHey @Mike_Pence, why did you cancel your May 2019 trip to President Zelensky’s inauguration, exactly? #LevRemembershttps://t.co/XaPUEWrpm9
Retweeted by Private Joker, USMCThis asshat @potus disparages & insults our military daily. How much longer will @thejointstaff take this crap? How… https://t.co/GWEJPqBxSH
Retweeted by Private Joker, USMCBone Spur-having, Draft-Dodging Schmuck @realdonaldtrump* calls military members 'bunch of dopes and babies'. And… https://t.co/tS2EMohWJG @Mjcrjdrvrsoonrf Have you seen this in today's WaPo? How any vet or active duty soldier supports this moron, defies… https://t.co/6p2tAkaePL
Retweeted by Private Joker, USMCThe Difference Between Republicans and Democrats: When President Obama worked to reform the Healthcare System, the… https://t.co/vQ9V6YMR1oHow can Trump explain his kids hanging out with Lev Parnas in Russia 16 years ago? Trump claims he doesn't know th… https://t.co/K08A0I9Qqe
Retweeted by Private Joker, USMCTypical Republican Creeper, Florida U.S. Rep. @MattGaetz, accused of creating sex game with 'points' for sleeping w… https://t.co/UVO4p3EY2ZHappy Birthday, @MichelleObama 🥳🎊🎉 Thank you for being an inspiration to women and girls around the world. https://t.co/mCQ3a18bLg
Retweeted by Private Joker, USMCObama: 8 yrs 0 indictments 0 lawsuits 0 rape accusations 0 articles of impeachment Trump: 3 yrs 34 indictments 3… https://t.co/oyLMVF5crX
Retweeted by Private Joker, USMCVote them all OUT ! AK Sullivan AZ McSally AR Cotton CO Gardner GA Perdue ID Frisch IA Ernst KS - Retiring K… https://t.co/wRjhJsuPs4
Retweeted by Private Joker, USMCThose who complain that Lev Parnas is a criminal of questionable credibility should remember that Trump did not sel… https://t.co/NPsHEraeFS
Retweeted by Private Joker, USMCI'm certainly not one to whitewash George W. Bush's legacy, but I stumbled across this video clip from about a deca… https://t.co/dztlQg0glG
Retweeted by Private Joker, USMCThe only plausible path at this point is to crush the Republican Party so resoundingly at every level that it is fo… https://t.co/6suZmujsxe
Retweeted by Private Joker, USMCThe one nice thing about being Trump’s puppet is that his hand is very tiny. ~ @thomtillis https://t.co/5jxkrvnVBUWe're now in the Rick Perry portion of the evening's program. And Lev Parnas says that Ricky Perry was personally… https://t.co/ymIl1J2SXe
Retweeted by Private Joker, USMCActually @ThomTillis, North Carolinians are sick of gutless fecks such as yourself and @SenatorBurr not having the… https://t.co/gyHakKXzdz
1/17
2020
Just wondering, @realDonaldTrump, if you have never talked to Lev Parnas, then how is Lev introducing you to other… https://t.co/wDWrFzrO9c
Retweeted by Private Joker, USMCMany people are saying @realDonaldTrump is ENRAGED & totally losing his shit in the WH all day. That he’s been curs… https://t.co/Yc9zdN4PWX
Retweeted by Private Joker, USMC @Infantry0300 @DevinNunes https://t.co/0Tth5St6gi
Retweeted by Private Joker, USMCTrump got away with running a money laundering operation for the mob and sexually assaulting underage girls for mos… https://t.co/t9YTNO5q9M
Retweeted by Private Joker, USMCSpeaker Pelosi on the GAO report: "The OMB, the White House, the administration broke— I'm saying this— broke the l… https://t.co/uxIXK6JTxG
Retweeted by Private Joker, USMCCall me crazy, but if our president attempted to have a US diplomat assassinated & gets away with it, our republic is over.
Retweeted by Private Joker, USMCGreat googly moogly...covering up for crimes doesn't age well, @LindseyGrahamSC https://t.co/DyFqoh5joAIt was a completely reasonable question from a reporter. Time to send someone serious -- @ShuttleCDRKelly -- to th… https://t.co/Omy3OPLMU0
Retweeted by Private Joker, USMC @Liz_Cheney Correction: The daughter of a War Criminal, who disparaged and shunned her own sister to gain support f… https://t.co/b4d4dsEJXxDisgraceful @SenMcSallyAZ We your constitutents deserve answers, and it’s @mkraju’s job to get ask you for them. https://t.co/lPqal95hzf
Retweeted by Private Joker, USMCHey, @senatemajldr You know what you’re saying — you know it’s not true Hey, @GOPLeader You know what you’re… https://t.co/qjmilnY2NF
Retweeted by Private Joker, USMCThis bombshell legal opinion from the independent @USGAO demonstrates, without a doubt, that the Trump Administrati… https://t.co/4BQavGNwIu
Retweeted by Private Joker, USMCNotable from GAO: “Faithful execution of the law does not permit the President to substitute his own policy priorit… https://t.co/oAwERbnmcJ
Retweeted by Private Joker, USMCBreaking: Government Accountability Office says Trump administration broke the law when it withheld US security aid… https://t.co/2Au7KsMCmZ
Retweeted by Private Joker, USMCNot all Marines are idiots: Hyde, it's "What's" and you're missing some other word. Also, it's "Bidens" because i… https://t.co/GA7ySwqqK6“Early in his presidency, Trump agrees to participate in an HBO documentary that features all ... living presidents… https://t.co/1ovzPDQiu7
Retweeted by Private Joker, USMC @KevinMencer @njtxid @realDonaldTrump Well, he's got a typical Republican Resume...he figures he'll be a shoe-in @IDevilNeck @rfhyde1 There are morons everywhere, even in the Marines Corps. Hell, he and Duncan Hunter are birds of a feather.The daughter of a War Criminal, who disparaged and shunned her own sister to gain support from bigots, @Liz_Cheney,… https://t.co/fxWZiT7jX7Hey @SteveScalise @freedomcaucus remember how somber you guys were after voting to take healthcare away? @votevetshttps://t.co/IUds8uuk4w
Retweeted by Private Joker, USMCThe Republican @realdonaldtrump hired for the Ukraine crime spree had a Protective Order issued against him LAST YE… https://t.co/xXSPXwrXSV @Infantry0300 @GOP @realDonaldTrump @POTUS https://t.co/60CGsykUrf https://t.co/IyBBGK2rlD
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1/16
2020

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