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Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Gentrifier

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Joined Twitter 6/11/08


@the_dp Start stocking up nowATTENTION @the_dp https://t.co/lk9uLTaqbyMy GQ issue is out in stores today and I’m the first Country Star to make the cover! 😭Here are some of the looks fr… https://t.co/aYoRmizj5O
Retweeted by Adam Astra @ashleydc Never thought so much of it would be in reference to Canadians rather than Americans. @amurphy00 I was about to complain about the big tuft of dog hair on mine that I just put in my mouth, but you have me beat.
9/19
2019
@BenKuchera I have never once hit the one I intended to on the first try.Hollywood should just combine things so that the Princess Bride remake is also the Face/Off remake. @peterb 7. The child being read to is Young Sheldon. @megabee I'm sorry, I hate myself for posting that one. @megabee As you're wish @ashleydc But not a stellar skateboard @ashleydc @BenKuchera Looks like it's coming back for another season around the winter holidays. @ashleydc @BenKuchera I do prefer Making It, which is taking way too long between seasons.United States citizens have 413 more days to figure out how to handle this https://t.co/VYHb9ibLBi
Retweeted by Adam Astra @BeadleAndGrimm Aw, sorry to hear that. I had a player pass away after the first session in my current campaign, b… https://t.co/WOgZkpW7gw
9/18
2019
@scott_tobias Your avatar makes me want a Takashi Miike edition of Clue. Perhaps weapons like piano wire, foot blades, and a karate frog. @the_dp Al Swearengen, Kenny Powers, that fraggle who's just a big pile of trash
9/17
2019
Netflix, Hulu, Amazon, anyone...stop with the Office/Friends/Seinfeld nonsense and instead rescue the streaming rig… https://t.co/OnHXnFVuzqSomehow didn’t know that British people called hamburger buns “baps” and that term is making me irrationally angry at their whole empire.
9/16
2019
This guy was mostly done, but I redid his skin with the contrast paints to much better effect. https://t.co/IwbQQTXoB3These contrast paints have reinvigorated my painting attempts. These first attempts turned out a bit blotchy as I w… https://t.co/7PkUZF1ohc @libcloudcity “I have it saved on a Jaz drive.”Kellogg's Exec: "Too many people want to fuck our mascots, how can we prevent that?" Junior Manager: "What if we ki… https://t.co/Z1QFZwCAIl( melancholy music )( tense music )I like when subtitles specify what sort of music is playing. So far In The Company Of Wolves has had: ( spooky musi… https://t.co/wN670aznmj
9/15
2019
@RyeCarrigan In two weeks you upgrade from Buddy to Gord.There is no way I would have been able to get those highlights in the hard to reach places and underbelly. (Just o… https://t.co/Wu86QirTEjDecided to splurge and try out some Citadel contrast paints. Wow. Painted something in 5 minutes that would usually… https://t.co/WswhQr84j8 @industrial_book I learned with Xiu Xiu that the bartenders/owners can and will reset those to clear out tracks.IS JOE BIDEN THE GORCH!?!? https://t.co/mlwWFmnakI
Retweeted by Adam AstraConfused by people saying that Shane being hacky and boring somehow makes him not a good fit for SNL.
9/14
2019
@NerdPokerPod Queep drinking a potion of healing https://t.co/PH2JmY1rr1Please note that Mel is a parrot with a cape but not a cape parrot. Those are his relatives. https://t.co/k4FjKdSta8https://t.co/kEo4B4WMcR @mattsinger GYM KASTRATurn on https://t.co/zmpcsNgdFa because there’s no way I’m gonna watch debates, and currently on their live movie c… https://t.co/fvEbniZwLcwho *loves* their insurance company? when did everyone keeping their private insurance become the third rail?
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9/13
2019
On #NationalVideoGamesDay it's time to ask: do people on Earth know what Mario has accomplished in the Mushroom Kin… https://t.co/haNb2MsYF5
Retweeted by Adam AstraOkay, that scene were they discuss Repo Man as The The’s “This is the Day” plays was just panderingReal missed opportunity for The Deuce S3 to not take place 2 years earlier and feature a major subplot with James Franco funding Liquid Sky.
9/12
2019
It's just some guys he does car pranks with. https://t.co/TVzdeJ0TGy
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9/11
2019
@the_dp * Or his new show on FoxThe most powerful people in national security are now the bookers for Lou Dobbs and Hannity
Retweeted by Adam AstraIf I can read news articles about Nicolas Cage that don't insistently refer to him as "born Nicolas Coppola", the m… https://t.co/SHQh6LWmTk
Retweeted by Adam AstraI'm not caught up on the War of the Realms, is this Malekith? https://t.co/1IAOqmlbxkGet the It’s Always Sunny gang to make Face/Off 2 the same way they made Lethal Weapon 5.
9/10
2019
@haha_arvin @skinnypuppy_ @Nitzer_Ebb Obama had multiple performers, so don't see why you have you limit yourself.If you have to remake Face/Off, do it starring The Lonely Island in a triple face swap. @bestalbum I really don't want to turn off retweets because I like all the opinions on the albums we're voting on,… https://t.co/ZAD8mCmMUZ @chrismaverick Also when you get up first but the noise your knees make in the morning wake up your partner.https://t.co/p9ASPWZr4xKennywood is an old Pennsylvania amusement park southeast of Pittsburgh and in the '70s if someone from that area s… https://t.co/f81KFOgic4
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9/9
2019
@DeannaNMc I feel bad for that poor sheltered 24M if those are the weirdest hobbies he’s ever encounteredLast time a sex assault suspect from Montgomery County was pulled into a national debate, he became a Supreme Court… https://t.co/nFoZB7lRp5 @ssdf23 He takes baths in his water dish, but doesn't like to be under a shower or sprayed with a mister like other birds I've had.As if I wasn’t already sold on this movie https://t.co/Ke8F2cqAR9Saturday afternoon, a study in contrasts: Ashley downstairs watching football with the dog. Me upstairs listening t… https://t.co/SRnlQNTpKU @ztiworoh That is so much more arbitrary than my "Pull on the loudspeaker and follow the wires" answer. @challiss https://t.co/eZfuEkc8RlThere’s nothing quite as disappointing as sitting down to watch a movie, Ashley says she needs to finish food befor… https://t.co/VSUZRaznX3
9/8
2019
@badgrammer You gotta stop wearing your floppy top hat with soot-covered gear goggles out in public. @Hooded_Werewolf Sorry, I figured you were already aware of all the masked men in that movie.Two bird shirt https://t.co/LAczsZL3nV @scott_tobias @intothecrevasse Is there a Patreon tier we can join that forces @intothecrevasse to watch all of Newsradio?
9/7
2019
@ztiworoh Cool that [more] science agencies are just spouting propaganda now. @ztiworoh https://t.co/8mqnjZtMjcThere’s at least three more weeks of him talking about the Alabama forecast.UPDATE: For no particular reason, thinking of that Mr. Show sketch about a guy messing up a story about a snowstorm… https://t.co/4rRzizprhS
Retweeted by Adam Astra @SupernovaLox The whole Rt 1 corridor by campus has changed more in the last two years than the previous 15Molly, aka the Thing of Evil, and Yoshi, aka the Thing of Good, await the arrival of Joe Hill's Corgi, the Thing of… https://t.co/x07c0F8LNt
Retweeted by Adam AstraDammit. Was all set to get Los Espookys tickets, then looked closer and realized it starts at 10:30 PM on a weekni… https://t.co/b6gYTOIYo5Johnny Marr is and will always be the best Smith. https://t.co/zqyNm7hSnu
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9/6
2019
It is a hate crime against my people that Target still doesn’t have Halloween displays up. @nici It's hitting all my right buttons of time travel and alternate histories, in a way that might even make the X… https://t.co/oVTCWaVA4g @nici Remind me tonight when I'm less busy. I'm really liking it, though parts are confusing because I mostly igno… https://t.co/pkM1FwIZHq @nici Ahh, was wondering if it was HoX/PoX cuz I need someone to discuss that with @nici Which comic series? @the_dp I mean I won’t, but I *want* to. Or maybe just get you all back on track.Me, barely able to schedule meetings for a D&D campaign that’s been running a year and a half but is maybe 1/3 comp… https://t.co/J4AuoIzrNN @DashingGoon @ZOLAJESUS I was lucky enough to see Creepy in a theater and the crowd reaction was incredible. So man… https://t.co/lDM24p1fiF
9/5
2019
OMG, Bentzen Ball is getting Los Espookys Live! @pjsykes I don't think I've ever related to an article less, because that was when I was buying the most physical music.Look, sometimes you don’t want to deal with all the hassle of buying a gun, but you need one to commit certain deed… https://t.co/ncLE5MI1Tm
Retweeted by Adam Astrai think a fitting sentence for saying stupid things in public repeatedly is that you have to marry colin jost
Retweeted by Adam AstraBad Boys II featured Miami cops performing an extralegal invasion of Cuba to stop someone from selling ecstasy to c… https://t.co/GkovZxYx0A @eastwes Joker '97 would have had two separate competing projects, one with each Gallagher brother. @ashleydc Nothing to do with that, I just saw the analogy and it was so dumb I laughed.lana del rey is the joker for girls
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9/4
2019
Harry Dean Stanton and Jackie Earl Haley. I am a character actor all star. https://t.co/dGLvZ8AnUbFor a moment I feared we were up to two thousand and twenty candidates running for president. https://t.co/kCCUkYqVrqIf this tweet gets 1 million RTs I will ditch my wedding mid-ceremony and instead livestream me trying to eat/revie… https://t.co/eiaWfLccdR
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9/3
2019
@bunnycaper Oh yeah, same. If he grabs a hot pan with his bare hands, that'd be me. @DeannaNMc I’m waiting for dracula DecemberUrinal has succeeded beyond its wildest dreams https://t.co/Io0Rinhlh4
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9/2
2019
You better believe I’m rooting for Helena, the woman making spooky and faerie cakes on this season of Great British Baking Show. @deejaykate It’s acting in self defensei wanted to do a joke about the breathalyzer being invented by a guy named Jimmy Breath so I looked it up and this… https://t.co/MqDotngPjR
Retweeted by Adam AstraThough even Dr. X didn’t like racism, so I guess he’s a better role model.Every time old conservatives mock Greta Thunberg, I’m reminded of Dr. X thinking it’s precious when the child says… https://t.co/u6CBA5b2PK
9/1
2019

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