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Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Gentrifier

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Joined Twitter 6/11/08


@challiss Apparently a gunman shot by security forces at a Dallas federal facility yesterday. @DeannaNMc Fuckin' Iowa @DeannaNMc You mean our late primaries where it's down to just one candidate?I guess we're at the point where there was an active shooter at one of my department's buildings and I don't think it even made the news.
6/18
2019
Congrats in advance to Donald Trump on the second term he will definitely win. https://t.co/D7oZbQgstH
Retweeted by Foxygen DestroyerLet’s maybe not make any dramas set in Boston for a while. Let’s give it like three years and see if we miss it.
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6/17
2019
Dear Imagineers, Now that you’re adding a Marvel section to the Disney theme parks, please consider including the night club from Blade.
6/16
2019
Nudity is only as brief as your imagination allows it to be. I can remember where I was sitting in class when we sa… https://t.co/ti0YQcjqUz
Retweeted by Foxygen DestroyerWegmans, I beg you, please let my family go. https://t.co/nu5Pko7cd1Everyone calling TOO OLD TO DIE YOUNG the new Nicolas Winding Refn series are totally burying the lede that it is a… https://t.co/wQpPcsyFaC
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6/15
2019
You can exploit death to replenish energy
Retweeted by Foxygen DestroyerDear Rockstar, Please put all these outfits in Red Dead Redemption 2 and let me dress Arthur up as @orvillepeck https://t.co/h50o0xz2d2
6/14
2019
Pour yourself a pop/soda and check this out https://t.co/o46mG2u8Oh
Retweeted by Foxygen DestroyerI hope that Sanders returns to her cabin before that author she hobbled starves to death. @the_dp Blinsky made a cowboy doll with working genitalia, and he's so horny his stomach hurts all the time!Staring at a blank sheet of paper, crippling writer's block rendering me unable to figure out how to work a charact… https://t.co/Yp4ZyqB6Md @ztiworoh I mean, King already wrote the book a few years ago @intothecrevasse @davidlsims @melvillmatic Strips are wider and/or flatter. Fingers are more like tubesThe Princess of Whales https://t.co/5KJzGqsyHg @therealdsube Trains are one of Biden's loves... @badgrammer I got kicked out of there @ashleydrixey @PoseOnFX https://t.co/2C4tUolCbCIt’s 20 weeks until Halloween and one of those companies that makes costumes for dogs better have started productio… https://t.co/gupfY6h2pY
6/13
2019
Euphoria (2019) https://t.co/lRDHeIwuyMoh my god https://t.co/Ctez4k3JWU
Retweeted by Foxygen Destroyer @mattsinger The Muppet Movie @ashleydc @ztiworoh Honestly I could use an incentive like that and I'm sure other coders could tooTruly, like never before: THIS is the content I crave https://t.co/WSx0SzANm6
Retweeted by Foxygen DestroyerWhen I was a kid I'd have to sneak to a friend's house with HBO to watch 30 Helens. Now kids will be doing that to… https://t.co/mfMNnnILCFFor years Pokemon fans have been all "it's not REALLY a game about dogfighting" and now they come out with a game t… https://t.co/5u3lZhCyENwe need to talk about gift guides for dads. every single one is like "for the dad who loves wine... get him a wine… https://t.co/O4IyCwmqk7
Retweeted by Foxygen Destroyer @therealdsube I don’t think I ever found the right combo to focus on writing though. @therealdsube What sort of alcohol and what are you mixing it with? Different varieties would always have specific effects on me. @BrockWager I was also really tempted to put in some movie called “Annabelle’s Wish” from Jim Varney’s filmography @tvoti How many pancakes are eaten in a single episode? Is it 45?Annabelle Annabelle Creation Annabelle Comes Home Annabelle Goes to Camp Annabelle Saves Christmas Annabelle Goes t… https://t.co/9VPK3KEpYb
6/12
2019
My #cyberpunk game is held together with string and doesnt have a Keanu. #MadeInDreams #PS4share https://t.co/jeB4pbxiYQ
Retweeted by Foxygen DestroyerGrind them into paste and extract the nutrients. https://t.co/rFNP6OzD4h @therealdsube Is witch mommy the wife of big bad voodoo daddy? @bestalbum95 For some reason I find that New Radicals cover art extremely unpleasant so I'm tempted to vote against… https://t.co/iFPvNQNayo"Why would anybody need bathrooms or trash cans?" - Washington DC Convention Center architect @libcloudcity @BlingtheCat I got Ashley a message from Kevin MacDonald for her surgeryAmazon had the great idea to have a public sector summit that requires you log in to even see the panel schedule. T… https://t.co/gCBYbI5LPv @libcloudcity Send him a Cameo from a YouTube star. @scott_tobias You can really hear all the knees popping when the crowd attempts to pogo. @DeannaNMc @BlingtheCat @aniline @ghost_girl13 I can only assume Beefalo Bob’s is like a Hooters but staffed by men… https://t.co/x4s0VxlCfB @BlingtheCat @DeannaNMc @aniline @ghost_girl13 It’s also minutes away from the combination organic grocery store / pinball parlor @aniline @ghost_girl13 @BlingtheCat The college park one is also right next to a bowling alley for the ultimate 80s experience. @ghost_girl13 @aniline @BlingtheCat There’s one here in College Park! I never actually sat down at a Pizza Hut as… https://t.co/XP32WXWtlk
6/11
2019
You could be like Bruce Springsteen and spend a lifetime writing songs about cars refining the experience as you ga… https://t.co/USgcnPkuIM
Retweeted by Foxygen Destroyer @therealdsube This is the perfect excuse to get into Cabaret Voltaire and Kraftwerk, respectively. @maggieserota Why aren't there Justified conventions like they have for other shows? @mattsinger What about that one mutant who could turn into a pommel horse and his real name was Jim Carter?Remember when a bunch of people decided you can just ignore congressional requests and subpoenas and have suffered… https://t.co/nvmZKJ7ugu @emily_dawn They’re gonna be disappointed when Alex Winter shows up and they missed it.
6/10
2019
Wow, Microsoft is buying up all my favorite studios. Who’s next, Devolver Digital?Mel turns 20 tomorrow so I got him a new perch and bucket of "popcorn" https://t.co/loK3zg2HXv
6/9
2019
It's weird they put out a 14-minute gameplay demo of Jedi Fallen Order when they could have just gotten on stage an… https://t.co/gI9gFVLc14Magneto’s decline in the late 90s was due to (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) nu metal https://t.co/HjFjH0eECz @NoelMu I would love for a season of Mike Judge’s Tales From the Tour Bus on punk.
6/8
2019
Siri what's the most 80s sentence in the world https://t.co/ZHplmjuvRL
Retweeted by Foxygen Destroyer"Millennials can't afford to own homes and also they suck for not knowing how to repair the homes they don't own." https://t.co/LFVHL26Ojw @writtenlow Top 3 Mr Show character namesHmm, $35,000/night makes a visit to Galaxy's Edge sound slightly more affordable. https://t.co/hqORI2CjEZAn open office with that many seats makes me want to strike too. https://t.co/hMNXEANR13
6/7
2019
@TheSMUSpaz It's almost like the city is a characterLose interest part of the way through and start up a new reality, swearing I'll one day get back to the huge pile o… https://t.co/o6Zg4eUCzv @ZOLAJESUS Stick a second album inside your next album? @bstiteler I bet they get real annoying online when others call them “Mysteribros”
6/6
2019
@therealdsube My music suggestions are so weird because sometimes I'll hate-watch one video to remember how much it… https://t.co/nMRO5cyE1B @therealdsube I'm glad that my recommendations mostly just want to show me Red Dead Redemption secrets and dudes co… https://t.co/RvkHxGivyrPlease everybody stop using the word "Crowder" unless you want to talk to me about Justified. @the_dp So no Wheaton fireworks celebration and bbq?https://t.co/Vngt49UtCT @the_dp @ghost_girl13 My monorail plans are precisely why I need to get out of town fast. My plane leaves in less than one minute! @the_dp @ghost_girl13 The ICC is my secret route for leaving when the shit goes down.Spider-Man Meets Wicker-ManJust realized that Midsommar and Spider-Man Far From Home open the same day and would make a good "European vacatio… https://t.co/EyCAnVzbk3 @scott_tobias Scott, what if you woke up in that world and were the only person that remembered grunge?Shit going down in the neighborhood https://t.co/QEJ0a2Wigh @TheSMUSpaz It is a little odd that they fully spell out the more common terms but use shorthand on the others."Ad Astra? A sad rat!" - My review if the movie sucks and I'm forced to use headlines that are anagrams of the titl… https://t.co/z6SuWrs3TcI'd rather go to this than sit in a field for Coachella. https://t.co/YzzWkpcGg1every British actor been on a show called something like CHUFFED STICKY BUM BUM that’s had like three seasons and s… https://t.co/uZ3h0o7svK
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6/5
2019
@ashleydc Is this the picture of a man who is NOT a werewolf? I say thee nay. https://t.co/vEhf6axDUp
6/4
2019
@babystew I’m gonna start using them to weather strip the windows.As long as we're stuck with this guy, I wish he'd at least wear one of those dracula medallions with his tuxedo. https://t.co/yWVcex5WOuGetting news alerts like "Spoiler alert: Don't click this if you don't want to know what happens on Jeopardy tonigh… https://t.co/4GK7HmfxRhI really plan to savor that five year gap between paying off my mortgage and the end of civilization. https://t.co/8RE2lQ9MJC @Shudder @elijahwood @_danielnoah_ @ApplePodcasts @flanaganfilm Are these available via RSS feed or any other podcast platforms?Only like 5% of my followers will even be able to understand this: Tony Soprano was a GryffindorI feel like this comic will be so niche hardly anyone will get it. [posts mash-up of the most acclaimed indie band… https://t.co/v5sJQk6xqUthis pic of trump reminds me of freezing VHS tapes of low-budget 80s action movies right before the villain gets bl… https://t.co/avhKYltetu
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6/3
2019
@Spatial_Punk I didn’t say WHICH monsters. (It was the Mooninites) @Spatial_Punk Thought of you during the new Godzilla movie when giant monsters utterly destroy BostonThe guy next to me in the theater growing visibly more upset with every child's clap or brief cheer at something aw… https://t.co/AAQ649nVtlHey @letterboxd is it possible to track stats on characters similar to actors? Like see who I've watched the most,… https://t.co/YUJWqkPvxaLet Matt Berry play Batman and shout “Bat!” every time he uses a gadget.
6/2
2019
@BlingtheCat One time my mom donated a car, but the charity didn’t properly transfer title and registration...and t… https://t.co/YxE8IjuC03IF ONLY WE’D LISTENED https://t.co/96uWjlT69e
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6/1
2019

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