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We make healthy drinks and tweet about baking competitions. Please buy smoothies so we don't get fired.

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@nat___price this recipe, as tea and coffee are more acidic than our Almond drink and we've chosen not to use gelli… https://t.co/x1GnQaKCFk @nat___price Hello Natalie. We're really sorry to hear that's been happening. We added plant fibre to Almond as lot… https://t.co/dEsdQmSsKWWe use only the finest hand-foraged sweet chestnuts. https://t.co/PAgZ5tSe2yEXCITING VEGAN NEWS We've got a new dairy free recipe. Like our others, it’s got no added nonsense. But it’s not… https://t.co/1kibjvkLgn
10/17
2019
@jamestortise We'd take James Tortise over Tommy Turtle any day. @Cause_4_Effect Using blue spirulina makes it blue.Thomas: The task failed because of me. Riyonn: Who should I blame this failure on? Thomas: Me. It was my fault.… https://t.co/Y4dKfvH64ASales of Tommy the Talking Turtle were slow off the mark. Guess no one wanted to...shell out the cash. Sorry. #TheApprenticeHarsh feedback: The toy retailers Harsher feedback: Lord Sugar Harshest feedback: Those children #TheApprenticeCALLING. SOMETHING. A. VIRAL. VIDEO. DOES. NOT. MAKE. IT. VIRAL. #TheApprenticeToy retailer: "Can you explain Slime Kingdom?" Iasha: "It's a kingdom...made of slime." Toy retailer: "Ahhhhhhhhh… https://t.co/OJtiaf1ZExToy retailer: "Does it do anything other than give you positive messages?" Thomas: "Well, it lights up, and...it g… https://t.co/8NSZEvIXSnHow to make Tommy the Talking Turtle a better toy: 1. Make it a teenager 2. Make it a mutant 3. Make it a ninja 4.… https://t.co/IpLqqSc7c3In Scarlett's head: "The video isn't great but say something nice and reassuring" Out of Scarlett's mouth: "Well… https://t.co/8KrtCayt2OThe team: [designs a flying purple unicorn, with rainbowwy fairy wings that dazzle with sparkles and stars] Lewis:… https://t.co/xWSPVwh9hoAfter Henry left Bake Off, the only way this week's TV can get worse is if Lord Sugar fires Claude. #TheApprenticeLord Sugar is looking for a business genius. Someone who dreams of profit on a bed of Excel spread sheets. To prove… https://t.co/RvxtL9QZLxLast week: The girls made rubbish ice lollies and argued a lot. The boys made rubbish ice lollies and argued a lo… https://t.co/rvVYkWKhxD @Pip_Knight @innocentIreland @MrDuncanJames Well deserved, Pip. @047Joshua @mummy_joseph @lessboozeinme It's called 'bolt from the blue' Joshua, not 'bolt from the turquoise blue… https://t.co/4y24rXruVt @PeigSayers2 [wells up] @PeigSayers2 @LariWestSide Takes the absolute piece (of pie). @gmpsgarden @GiantVeg @RHSSchools @MalvernShows @SkinnyJeanGard @jamieoliver Smashed it. @sarahwood700 We know a drink that'll go nicely with that. @gemsnail [kicks ourselves for not thinking of that one] @gdimelow *with a huge smile on their face. @Cromerty That, and booking our next dentist appointment for two thirty. @tm_spencer Petite poisson bonjour le croissant. (That says 'well done' in French. We also winged it, not that you can tell) @JodieWill84 Spook-tacular work Jodie. @Shankera1975 Not long now Shankeraa. They'll be in the shops in November, so keep an eye out. @jaradsmethers If there's ever a vampire apocalypse, we know who to stick with. @CarrieSummer Hello there Carrie. We're doing a lot to change that, like working with the government to improve rec… https://t.co/90WQLjZxVv @sjcNKOTB We'll get the kitchen goblins on it right away. @Ms_HelenG @CubeSocial @affinityfb @FestofMarketing Cheers Helen, thanks for putting up with our nonsense. Our bo… https://t.co/7vXv3gDBwY
10/16
2019
Paul and Prue: "We want vertical pies. We want you to put multiple pies on top of one another" Henry: [puts pies o… https://t.co/90D8BZTTafThose showstoppers were essentially the Bake Off equivalent of The Red Wedding. #GBBORosie - pastry too thick Alice - pastry too dry David - pastry too dry Henry - pastry too thick Sorry bakers. Our… https://t.co/AdBTRTT0C3Look Paul, the rules of Bake Off clearly state: "If someone creates an entire nautical scene out of vertically stac… https://t.co/LvK0oxSNSkRosie-based fear levels RISING. #GBBO https://t.co/lIgwFVsbv7"Don't say anything to jinx it" "Don't say anything to jinx it" "Don't say anything to jinx it" EVERYONE'S PIES AR… https://t.co/vqSYodsnUbImagine you're at work, trying to do your job, pretty stressed about your deadlines, very aware someone's getting s… https://t.co/BDF55VGMYnDear bakers, This is it. This is your chance. Towers of pies. You know what you have to do. Please bakers. Please.… https://t.co/53m6S7v4dpThe bakers are having to make a vertical tower of pies. Pies that go up and up and up. In other words, they're maki… https://t.co/faE3sFgHGhThe technical challenge is a bit like a French teacher making you sit a French exam when you haven't had any French… https://t.co/dMGngc81CbThe only thing we'd change about Bake Off is there should be a "puppy button" and when someone gets stressed, peopl… https://t.co/qmJjgjwR8lThe bakers are making Moroccan pies. If they were making a Moroccan egg filled tart, they'd be making a Marraquiche. #GBBOThe pastry week technical challenge should be eating a pasty without getting pastry flakes absolutely EVERYWHERE. #GBBOBasically what the bakers have made this week looks like a pizza, has a lot of the same ingredients as a pizza, pro… https://t.co/d9i0wakHCrSteph just said "It is what it is" and now we're not sure if we're watching Bake Off or Love Island. #GBBOUs - "There just won't be as much euphemism and innuendo without Michael" David, holding an aubergine - "Look at t… https://t.co/mUpAXSsFJ7It's Pastry Week. What will they be baking? 1. Tarts 2. Pasties 3.14 Pies #GBBO @LisaSmales7 @MrDuncanJames Glad it's a hit, Lisa. @Darren_Philpott You clearly have excellent taste, Batman. @LordJolemai No pumpkin smoothie YET. @KeaneJohn69 [Screams] @MikeHarrod89 @lakerlaker24_ HAPPY BIRTHDAY MICHAEL. HAPPY BIRTHDAY EVE GHOST OF LAKER PAST. @scarletwestend High praise from a pro. @LoisJAspinall Couldn't do it without these total heroes. @lessboozeinme We wholeheartedly support this. But then we would. @tinyredpandaa2 Sorry you couldn't find it, Charlotte. It's in most of the main supermarkets, so fingers crossed yo… https://t.co/kplB1q0ZdA @andy64storer @AgeUKLindsey We couldn't agree more, Andy. @fable_night Chuffed to see it's gone to such a good home. Keep your eyes peeled for more of those bobble dazzlers… https://t.co/troL5goqR7 @redliz @HeatherJNewman We often miss the mark to be fair, Liz. @JoelBsanders Wonderful bit of feedback, Joel. Thanks very much. @hrtcrshr @PaiviDiamonde Very glad to see you've put the wool cool to such good use, you lot.October 15th. Halfway through the month. It's time, everyone. Time to carve a pumpkin. Time to store sweets by you… https://t.co/bqNnlbldGt
10/15
2019
@FitFoodReview1 @obese_to_beast What a glowing review, thanks a lot for taking the time to send this over. DM us yo… https://t.co/5kiTOiMUkR @age_uk Hats off everyone. These look great. @bridgetzoe @LEGO_Group @JaguarRacing @FIAFormulaE Right here Bridget, and we're backing you up 100%. @TrainNutterYT Really gutted you missed us too. Sorry we don't have any plans to pop up anywhere else at the moment… https://t.co/Z8KTPjCu4I @GiantVeg @ClythaPrimary What a beauty. @Pennypink8662 @AlfieDeyes Cheers Alfie, we owe you one. And if you could stop calling it green now that would be great. @Befuggled @DrAseemMalhotra Hello there, sorry to hear you've stopped drinking our drinks. Coke did invest in us a… https://t.co/Lx6UUTnV2F @Bill_savery @KateBour @riseatseven @BorisJohnson But it IS blue Bill. Have you not been listening? @Rachael20504620 That's all that matters Rachel. P.S It's blue though. @RaquelGaspar28 We're honoured to be up there with Yorkshire pudding and tea. Cheers Raquel. @Ceb071967 Hello Ceb. Our drinks are made with fruit (with the odd botanical or vitamin boost) and as fruit contain… https://t.co/xY5dHXN11R @Rosy_Jayne @StokesBakes @BBCOne [heads straight to our product developers] @lagunacarta @KateBour Oh stop it you. @BillyBlades__ Strong choice Billy. @PaiviDiamonde @WeAreWoolcool The phrase 'snug as a bug in a rug' has never been more appropriate. @rebecca_lloyd89 That's our week made. And it's only Monday. @HettyPullan @hollycrook89 @paddypower We promise you'll still get a kick, Hetty. @jones_leo You're not wrong Leo. @JeremyQuiche The (pie in the) sky's the limit, Jeremy.
10/14
2019
@redliz If you pop us your address in the DMs, we’d live to send you a voucher to try another banana-free recipe on us. Cheers Liz. @redliz OH NO. So sorry to hear that Liz - are you feeling okay now? We tend to use loads of fruit in our recipes,… https://t.co/JTlVNTdZDl @wipeout360 Hello there, we're so sorry to see you've had an issue with your orange juice. If you email our team ov… https://t.co/5PGJmwCxUK
10/13
2019
@TameenaHussain @curioushayles We’re pretty fond of you too, Tameena. @curioushayles Made up to hear it cheered you up, Hayles. Hope your weekend’s as nice as you are.
10/12
2019
@shona_smith1 We’ll roll out the blue carpet for your visit Shona. @m2ggo Thanks Nick. Always knew you were a good egg. @affinityfb @FestofMarketing Clearly Tilly didn’t mention how blue it is in her talk. @BillyBlades__ Thanks Billy. Hope your weekend’s as nice as you are @dhooghkirk Nicely done Darrell. @GCHolla @TillyMackintosh @FestofMarketing [reads tweet proudly] GO ON TILLY. @nibztanner Certification or not, we work with every single supplier to make sure our farmers are paid fairly (and… https://t.co/42imAP1KQo @nibztanner To hold our hands up here for a minute, applicable isn't really the right word. Fairtrade just isn't us… https://t.co/s074dTKg4U @FrankfurterTyp A pleasure Alex. Have a cracking weekend. @digitalgaggle @OggaDoon @Kirsty_Hulse @mollymath Much to our sales team's frustration.
10/11
2019

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