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Bart @Intrepidity Rotterdam, South Holland

Team lead at @Coolblue_NL. PHP and C# developer. Aiming to make tech a more humane and inclusive place. Failing and learning in the process. He/him.

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Joined Twitter 1/7/09


@dxndeliions There are FOUR LIGHTS @marcomornati @abbyfuller What? That makes no sense whatsoever.I AM DEAD https://t.co/2uv7lqZuzN
Retweeted by Bart @CharleyChetto @ginadivittorio Those are some weird-ass names.
7/11
2020
@Grady_Booch That means they've bootstrapped the framework. 80% of the code is there.That moment where 2 nights ago you're just hanging out on Reddit and now you're booking a 14-day backpacking trip w… https://t.co/1q7qv2NuUz @GolezTrol Goed verhaal, lekker kort ook wel. @luchothoma @derickr No, the constructor is a magic function that gets invoked when an object of a certain type is… https://t.co/3q9JeRPib4 @skoop Which was a really stupid thing of me to say, because in a vacuum there's no transfer of heat, so of course… https://t.co/7ATUoRUufb @GolezTrol Jerrycan achterin kan prima? @skoop It does. And Apple's completely inadequate cooling solution. If you put it in the icy cold vacuum of outer s… https://t.co/tKG6BbGZYIMy laptop just came out of the hall way and the metal feels icy cold. Better start some docker containers to warm it up. @phermens Epidemic sound is great :)
7/9
2020
@jackdomleo7 A developer who probably is still better in either FE or BE, but has enough skills in the other to del… https://t.co/vPVRb21iHD @Schellevis Cue grappen die beginnen met "yo mommaboard so fat.." @sanderbol Ah yeah, what better way to deal with big life changes than to just not even look like yourself anymore.The past 4 weeks I've been doing one thing after another that's way out of my comfort zone and I'm feeling kinda go… https://t.co/nRQOZrJPit @ErikBooij Je lijkt er haast zin aan te hebben. @LaisTomazz Are they special? “No, it’s a pretty regular regex expression” @phermens Sounds like a great project! Good luck 😁
7/8
2020
@WyriHaximus Looks like it won't make it though. 2/3 majority would be 44 votes in favor.Mevrouw in de tram: “Ik doe alleen een mondkapje op als de BOA’s komen. Ik ben een rebel hè, wat er met anderen geb… https://t.co/ww2PCbOlpzSurely the best feeling in the world is opening an avocado and seeing that it's perfectly ripe.
7/7
2020
I remember how difficult our PHP 5.6 to 7.0 migration was. Just ran our application on 8.0-alpha for the lols, and… https://t.co/rp6bl4KlnLTIL some people pronounce CSRF as sea-surf and I just can't deal with this. @OfficialKat Because this happens. On a yearly basis 10-20 people in the US get it. In 2020 this thing is not such an issue anymore.
7/6
2020
When you write 5em instead of 5px https://t.co/ALKsealo82
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7/3
2020
An AirBnB that supplies face masks and rubber gloves is peak 2020. @ErikBooij Jouw buurt kennende, schuin in een parkeervakWaarom gaat alles wat ik aanraak kapot vandaag?
7/1
2020
@ashemedai @HuibHuibHuib I feared the same, but at the same time people have been this irresponsible for over a mon… https://t.co/tza5QPtUJw
6/30
2020
Wat. 😐 https://t.co/T3KD70AqOs
6/29
2020
@YearOnEarth It’s all down hill from here
6/28
2020
Me in 2012: Dating someone 3.500km away is terrible, I'm never doing that again. Long distance is terrible. Me in 2… https://t.co/JUpUMlFpxr
6/27
2020
Okay. Not exactly sure what to imagine here. https://t.co/3X6WjXKACX @EmmaBostian Excellent advice. Have had to do the same in the past few months and have had to make some tough decis… https://t.co/h67f2I9oSf @ng_real_ninja Microsoft QBasic. Must’ve been around 1995 or so.Finally, insomnia explained. https://t.co/wR5B9NMHfq
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6/26
2020
@ErikBooij @Tommyxlos Ik heb een heel goed truucje om fit te worden. Je hangt boven je deur een bordje op het met w… https://t.co/mUNTeaSEoJ @Tommyxlos Getting up for a run every morning at 6.30. I know, I’m insane.I can visualize my lack of energy right now. https://t.co/VdOHO0KtK9
6/25
2020
@rukiddingme242 @ParissAthena Yes, just don’t install a contact tracing app. It can’t even be enabled without it. @LaisTomazz Good thing there’s almost no one to steal it
6/24
2020
@rpkamp82 Docker images, duh @erictile_ Not entirely sure that’s it. I live in a country where the people are very individualistic, and we’ve ma… https://t.co/tbDRvxxyC6
6/23
2020
Uitstekend. https://t.co/hNT5SqdZK7 @nonprofWHIT @nathaniel_avery @ccolotti It's not my code, by the way :) The Dutch government is developing this app… https://t.co/uAL9MsR2eR @nonprofWHIT The one my local government is building is open source, in case you’re interested to see how it works… https://t.co/mtjJtKIA79 @nonprofWHIT Usually countries develop an app using these API’s. My country is developing one as well. Point being… https://t.co/rfuFEaBAj5 @nonprofWHIT It’s an API that doesn’t do anything unless an app using it is installed. @ErikBooij Nu al een hechte band zie ik
6/22
2020
@HuibHuibHuib @ErikBooij Kroongrind dus @PULLTHETR1GG3R @midnighttales99 @lostnbrken @tpwkineroda And you think that a thing most of the rest of the world… https://t.co/GHXjNzNUVy
6/21
2020
Very fitting for this week. https://t.co/ydDC34ZyY2 @mxcia @vanHooijdonk It had the complexity of O(fuck) @TheRegister I would say revert it, but the timeline seems to be immutable.2020 should not have been pushed to prod.
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6/19
2020
Right. Okay. That moment where you didn't realise you had your shaver set to 0mm, not 5mm, for a second. This is interesting.
6/18
2020
@hieronymuski This is my post-breakup life change :PI have lost a few kilos of hair since this morning. https://t.co/SrPPsSJwJF
6/17
2020
@LaisTomazz https://t.co/Btd3lUqlho @LaisTomazz A movie? Like, a documentary? @willmanduffy This is influencing me in ways you can’t even imagine. @shochdoerfer @michellesanver @CiaranMcNulty You can if you’re the ghost in the shell. @hieronymuski Depends mostly on interference. That stuff is not configured to find the least occupied channel and o… https://t.co/YPdb40P6TBWorking out of home for a week. Really appreciating my Ubiquiti equipment now. Standard ISP WiFi equipment is just terrible
6/16
2020
@ErikBooij @paulvdam En dat noemt zich 'senior'. @LaisTomazz Ironically enough that’s the confusing part, the fact that I see the dawn already. I feel like I should… https://t.co/W5wehFRjK8Well, I don’t know about you, but I’ve had the most confusing fucking week of my life.
6/15
2020
@LaisTomazz @avioesemusicas I'd need to pack some extra underwear 😬
6/13
2020
@ErikBooij Wat moeten we nou over 40 dagen zonder dagelijkse parkeerupdates? @vanamerongen Ah yeah, sorry, was just thinking in the context of online payments. My bad. @vanamerongen A virtual credit card usually does the job.
6/12
2020
A clitoris has 8000 nerve endings and it’s still not as sensitive has a man with a sports avi, 17 followers and 🇺🇸 in their avi
Retweeted by BartLove yourself above others. https://t.co/BQBAgvdX4o @LaisTomazz Ooh ice cream! @LaisTomazz Aha! So it was you making the screenshot sound on the call!
6/9
2020
@HP92823252 @PennyJadeAkela @1c0ab08afd39454 @Lupe_Is_Wild949 @sharimhmartinez Under no circumstances ever is a car… https://t.co/bUub9jddhz @LaisTomazz I was innocent and thought it was an ice cream cone at some point.
6/8
2020
@paulvdam Ik eet alleen volkoreneieren. @GolezTrol https://t.co/Fne962jxj7 @ashemedai It's not even the noise level so much as the pitch. The standard ones had a whine to them.Replaced my Ubiquiti USG Pro fans by Noctua fans. Holy crap, should've done it earlier. So quiet.
6/6
2020
dynamically typed languages: https://t.co/h7fWwhKIZn
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6/5
2020
@markdeligt @muisje_eliza Jawel, de aarde is rond. Als een pannenkoek. @alexhern What an absolute unit! @phermens @ashemedai I think that’s normal, the sticks are actually 2133MHz natively, just guaranteed to overclock… https://t.co/WNnPpwjLeu @phermens @ashemedai Seems to run at 3200? @ashemedai @phermens Jeroen is right, figured out the same recently. 2133MHz is the highest official spec, for the… https://t.co/7tVZyyppUN
6/4
2020
@AnnoyedOBrien @RikerGoogling The police.
6/3
2020
@LaisTomazz Nice. @muisje_eliza Rijke blankmeneer voelt zich beledigd, wat een verrassing!
6/2
2020
ER IS BIER, MENSEN @JoshuaL @WyriHaximus Hoe is dat reserveren? lol @vanHooijdonk Nee, kost duur, ik heb m'n eigen halve liters pils!Iemand is gaan zitten! We hebben een klant! 🎉 @WyriHaximus Op het terras hoef je niet te reserveren, dacht ik, maar inderdaad, er werd afstand gehoudenZe gaan weer weg. Geen reservering, zeker.12:38: ER ZIJN 3 MENSEN. Gaan ze zitten?! @muisje_eliza https://t.co/UOb9PVzfjB
6/1
2020

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