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Wren Wallis @invisibleinkie Massachusetts, USA

Writer, were-lawyer, perpetually distracted. She/her. Not an expert, just bossy. Always the cleric. #VP20, #SFWA 🏳️‍🌈🚀

900 Following   2,078 Followers   33,125 Tweets

Joined Twitter 9/29/09


@gfrancie This is me and turmeric. Every time I sort out my spice cupboard, it keeps producing jars of turmeric lik… https://t.co/IZYiiGT8jV @ArkadyMartine Oh my God that is -- in sincerity -- Utmost Praise.If she’s gonna do all the work she may as well be president. https://t.co/ZhecGVplvb
Retweeted by Wren Wallis"I'm a white male from the upper middle class, why isn't the entire world graded to slope gently downhill???" *trips and falls into job*
Retweeted by Wren Wallisidk who needs to hear this but you are significantly closer to being homeless than you will ever be to being a bill… https://t.co/QfXvRFzmBI
Retweeted by Wren WallisHonored to be a part of something so huge https://t.co/A2zEnDkU8n
Retweeted by Wren WallisShe's not mad they're escaping, she's mad at the method they've chosen, because digging a hole in the floor IS SO D… https://t.co/FGfbgZDHr9Murderchild just came in to tell me indignantly that in the episode of Pokemon she's watching, Team Rocket has been… https://t.co/FabX8OtHrcEyes @djolder suspiciously https://t.co/M7swWYwJfH
Retweeted by Wren WallisMe, coming blearily into the kitchen on a Saturday morning: "Oh, you washed my smoothie blender! Thank you!" Husban… https://t.co/191rlMVMCm @finstergrrrl @genderqueerwolf hot DAMN
1/18
2020
@MariaHaskins @RealRockAndRoll This is not going to help me get the song out of my head.There's an insurance inspector at the house this morning & he's in the kitchen with my husband right now so I haven… https://t.co/OrBTj4KHGu"One does not simply walk into Mordor, you piece of shit.""As you wish, you piece of shit." https://t.co/5p3XFvmcSo
1/17
2020
At the risk of having not swamped my inbox enough yesterday, ALSO NOW IN and available for UK/EUR blogger requests… https://t.co/vRBAAdC7HJ
Retweeted by Wren WallisI know people like to say feminists hate men but we're not the ones out here claiming that men cannot endure the sl… https://t.co/vjOl5lRzi0
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1/16
2020
Me: "What was that? Are you crying?" Murderchild, from the other room: "No, I'm being a ninja and I was doing a nin… https://t.co/I3HapJAz3y🚨 The ERA has just passed on the floor of the Virginia House of Delegates 59-41🚨
Retweeted by Wren Wallis @just_hebah @strangelykatie @OniPress Sorry/not!Murderchild had her annual physical this morning, and brought her tea dragons for company and comfort. (The pediatr… https://t.co/dLpfu60vMZWhen @mishellbaker and I collaborate: https://t.co/rGlDl2oHhz
1/15
2020
@scottlynch78 @oldscout My husband's PvP twink gnome was a rogue named Deathsqueak, in the one-man guild <Squeaker for the Dead>.Me: I’m a writer. Them: so you write? Me: well, I wouldn’t go THAT far.
Retweeted by Wren Wallis @scottlynch78 @oldscout My vanilla WoW main, still level-capped and kicking 15 years later. https://t.co/p0uiNLynkw @oldscout @scottlynch78 Why has Twitter not yet given us a Dislike option, I need it for this tweet. @falconesse @scottlynch78 @oldscout oh noooooooooooooo Stitches! @scottlynch78 @oldscout GNOMES FOREVER. Low five! @mishellbaker: "The Silver Hand kinda ... doesn't seem to notice it's been disbanded? In several places they're sti… https://t.co/WGtVWWLQRG @scottlynch78 We had done no study, bc my husband is allergic to research & it was literally my first video game. B… https://t.co/cTCwYNgNw4 @scottlynch78 This was us too! My husband was level 18 before someone we quested with in Redridge offered to make h… https://t.co/9QeEWxWSsQHa ha ha I can't afford to train my first ability. Ah, the good ol' days! @_vidyala Yeah, I was actually very proud of how many weapon skills (INCLUDING UNARMED) my hunter had Back In The D… https://t.co/RJbRv5VemII have 3 copper! Woo! I'll probably have a whole silver in, like, no time!Ha ha hey remember when you had to level up individual weapon skills? Yeah, I didn't either. I think I must have suppressed it.This motherfucker wants me to kill TWELVE troggs so he can give me a 5 armor white-quality cloak??? Kill 'em yourse… https://t.co/GMvMkruoYwBecause BfA servers are down for the update, I logged into WoW Classic to enjoy some nostalgia. It turns out I'm n… https://t.co/ylrYsuAwFuMe, to my 10-yr-old: “Sure, you can use your new art set, it it gets you away from the iPad.” 10-yr-old, to hersel… https://t.co/vHfNownNjX
Retweeted by Wren WallisYou come at the queen, you best not miss. https://t.co/tmFRb0RBoUIt's fascinating how rarely white cishet men understand that art that focuses on only one limited worldview and dem… https://t.co/EMnVxaUyjA
Retweeted by Wren WallisThat’s why “I only see quality” is such a dog whistle. Because it assumes that Quality is an objective standard, a… https://t.co/b105UeVEZN
Retweeted by Wren WallisWhat is familiar has been built up by systemic racism. No matter what your individual intent may be, you’ve interna… https://t.co/0OLlDn7i4m
Retweeted by Wren WallisIn all of these places, We ethnically cleansed the hundreds of thousands (and millions!) of people doing large sc… https://t.co/eivBQQM6LZ
Retweeted by Wren Wallisomg Elizabeth Warren is Leslie Knope isn't she
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Retweeted by Wren WallisIn case you've ever wondered how graciously Murderchild concedes an argument - we had an argument, I made dinner, w… https://t.co/5tMQoHSnP6
1/14
2020
@MariaHaskins Maria why would you do this to meThis is my least kind editorial opinion, but CHRIST, kiddos; if you're going to put that pain on the page, you've g… https://t.co/h9fLSne2xK
Retweeted by Wren WallisI would like to say this one time, and be done: Trauma 👏 for 👏 the 👏 sake 👏 of 👏 trauma 👏 is 👏 not 👏 a 👏 shortcut… https://t.co/EyBX21tXfu
Retweeted by Wren WallisStar Wars’ insistence that killing a fascist leader is unambiguously an evil act while killing his minions is moral… https://t.co/wyvDdV4JUM
Retweeted by Wren Wallis @Dawnrigger @tatianawrites I relayed this to my husband, whose response was an earnest, "No, no, I WANT to drown in pothos plants." @tatianawrites First answer is PERFECT, I think Bill might be crushed if he had to start from li'l babby plants, bu… https://t.co/XzOuzptJyx @tatianawrites @Dawnrigger So my guess is he cut it way too long in older growth and the answer is to take just the end of it and try again? @tatianawrites The cuttings are WICKED long, like that first pic of it looping off the dining room table is the mai… https://t.co/8sqATO5l8R @Dawnrigger @tatianawrites What are we doing incorrectly? Any thoughts? @Dawnrigger @tatianawrites So it was in my husband's office and it had grown so long it made literally a full circu… https://t.co/1xFLiUGfxy @tatianawrites Ma'am, literally my first thought was, "I'll just DM Tatiana, she'll know," but then I was like, "No… https://t.co/ikkMzzdAZZDEAR TWITTERNET: Do you know what this plant is? My husband brought it home from his office but neither of us knows… https://t.co/vMaKqtoPJd @MariaHaskins YES.Apparently wombats in fire effected areas are not only allowing other animals to take shelter in their deep, fire-… https://t.co/btE1XeX1cC
Retweeted by Wren Wallis @SarahPinsker @KMSzpara Two cuties, too cute.
1/12
2020
@ECthetwit @finstergrrrl "It's not really made up, but it's a language with only 300,000 first-language and a milli… https://t.co/h6dmyyhHXr @ECthetwit @finstergrrrl https://t.co/ANhTaowuvk @raecarson @KameronHurley @ccfinlay Lately @mamayuv has been saying, “How come we judge movies and TV by how sad an… https://t.co/Zl0XqJ4yI1
Retweeted by Wren WallisTell Affleck yo get lost. https://t.co/fCdstRe7CW
Retweeted by Wren Wallis @CarrieCuinn *chefkiss* perfect GIF @CSeaforthFinch RIGHT????There is literally nothing more offensive to my sensibilities than biting into the lemon-filled donut I ordered & d… https://t.co/69y192hzT2What ... usually comes out of your eye???"It's fine now," she said sleepily. "I was itching it in the night and I itched something out of it and then it fel… https://t.co/aGvxBxcozjTwo nights ago we were concerned MC was getting pinkeye, because the corner of her eye was red and she said her las… https://t.co/0HZhynDC4DMurderchild: "I'm getting some tortito chips!" Playdate: "What's that?" MC: "It's the chip you really like!" TORT… https://t.co/PzbuzVwvev @oldscout @GayathriKWrites @valerievaldes I don't know what you two are on about, if my husband did this I'd marry him again.THE WITCHER (2019) https://t.co/LleKEPB6hu
Retweeted by Wren WallisThank you Stephen Kang! https://t.co/I2eGiG0zoA
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1/11
2020
@CaseyLBlair Yes very much.Can't stop thinking about how RWA still can't even publicly admit what they did to Courtney Milan, much less apolog… https://t.co/cTAfArAk9k
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1/10
2020
Fellas is it gay to marry your wife https://t.co/FwkFFc8YFJ
Retweeted by Wren WallisRaise your hand if you know why people are trolling Elizabeth's dance moves and not my dad jokes https://t.co/SUsyIQDlPZ
Retweeted by Wren WallisSome time ago I explained to Murderchild that breaking a pinkie promise is a matter for the Hague, and so today she… https://t.co/1yj5v1XcGcI am REAL GODDAMN SORRY that you are struggling with liking art by someone who abused people and promoted bigotry,… https://t.co/8a9yGP4cbd
Retweeted by Wren Wallis @snarkbat @simonschuster ELSA, CONGRATULATIONS!!! ,3Last night, I didn't drink, and our server gave me some shit over it. (We know him, but still.) Never do that. It's… https://t.co/k3TLUKdkAi
Retweeted by Wren WallisIt's okay to spend less time with your toxic parents. It's okay to move across the globe and start ignoring your fa… https://t.co/5dQ0iC6JwZ
Retweeted by Wren WallisTHIS IS THE NEWS TODAY. https://t.co/yIXj6Qqwva
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1/9
2020
GOSH, I really missed being shut in a smoky unheated barn in midwinter with twelve screaming first-grade girls all… https://t.co/Ckt67rPkHu @eastrockpark RIGHT??? What introverted me wouldn't have given for online ordering back in My Day!If you wish to replicate this project at home, it is a small child's outgrown sock, filled with catnip and a jingle… https://t.co/iGHTnphqdQMe: "Oh, shit, the meeting's in two hours, I should run out to the store really quickly and pick up ...." The weath… https://t.co/v4mVr8Qj8gQuality-testing the first sample toy. https://t.co/7TgZTD8kBD @DPMSmith Thank you! Murderchild thanks you! @msappel Michelle, I'm so sorry for your loss, and for your family. I'm sure it was a comfort to him that you were… https://t.co/nHJwKSNcfeThe link to buy cookies from Murderchild is: https://t.co/3u1K1S3OGt She's TWO BOXES AWAY from her goal of earning… https://t.co/mWnjktOpTs(If you wish to support Murderchild & her Daisy cohort in such endeavors as making cat toys for local shelters, you… https://t.co/MDix3LG1ZuWe (the Daisy troop) are making cat toys for a local animal shelter. I ordered catnip last week but left it in the… https://t.co/QD4C9sThYWNothing like spending an afternoon trying to figure out how to do the craft project you're going to ask 12 7-year-olds to do in a few hours.Americans’ steadfast commitment to believing that we are victims when in fact our country is the world’s most power… https://t.co/8TNZf2yAed
Retweeted by Wren Wallisweirdly, i find a lot of comfort in this story from Mimir in God of War "His vengeance was to live and prosper. He… https://t.co/LYRamj2MV1
Retweeted by Wren Wallis @tatianawrites I managed a Waldenbooks in a mall in the mid-late '90's, like moments before Borders and B&N drove t… https://t.co/bpMbsjL15uWarren acting like Meghan McCain doesn’t exist is a mood for 2020. When people troll and push bad-faith arguments, blow right past em.
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1/8
2020

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