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Cute things artist! Occasional Surprise Illustrator. A Chad for All Seasons. COMMISSIONS OPEN. website: https://t.co/Nu8ugMsULY Venmo: (@)Chad-White-125

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Joined Twitter 10/17/12


@dadthatwrites @Shinikage221 Definitely going basic defense boost for mine. Just a fully leveled Armored MaskGive your mask a cool rpg gear name. Mine is a +10 archlord mask of superior warding.
Retweeted by The Once and Future Chad @aliwyrm @gremren_ Wow, well done!This was,,, VERY DIFFICULT but here he is !! :3333c https://t.co/yXt5vEGPLZ
Retweeted by The Once and Future Chad @okiecorri Does your back hurt too? @JJB_Ska @Trisarahjtops Slightly outward I think? (except the nose horn) for big defensive fork action @ra7ar It’s so good!Random Art Mole rat Pikachu 5" x 5" Gouache on Saunders 140lbs $45.00 https://t.co/dP3UcFfqxr
Retweeted by The Once and Future Chad @Trisarahjtops I love this tweet but as an illustrator I’m really struggling to picture how this would workTeenage triceratops with braces on her horns to straighten them
Retweeted by The Once and Future Chad @andlikelaura Yay! You have a beautiful cat 🥰 @andlikelaura https://t.co/bMRfNugOb2 @dave_cactus Fuck dudeWhat's for lunch, friends? https://t.co/yBe8npBJ3e
Retweeted by The Once and Future Chad‍ Tyler took her hand gently in his, tracing words in her palm with practiced fingers. "First rule of fight clu… https://t.co/5Kxh9fgM1H
Retweeted by The Once and Future ChadThem: Hate the game, not the player 😂 Me: First off, we did not agree on the rulescritique of Bernie from the left is like “he should’ve been more aggressive & unfortunately many of his policies ar… https://t.co/q2ambVft3f
Retweeted by The Once and Future ChadIf a horse Freaky Friday’d with a rabbit would anyone be able to even tell
Retweeted by The Once and Future ChadWhen capitalism gets depression https://t.co/j1yczELgNy
Retweeted by The Once and Future ChadThe beautiful blonde at the end of the bar puts a cherry stem in her mouth, skillfully knotting it with her tongue.… https://t.co/Ib7DCmneED
Retweeted by The Once and Future ChadMaria and Louise + himbos https://t.co/FbtU0Ssvis
Retweeted by The Once and Future ChadThey like to groom each other all adorably and then look at me like I’m a monster when I try to take a picture of it https://t.co/WpTz1ujPb6 @RobbyActually Wendell looks like the cartoon version of a lizard🦉 https://t.co/PK0Hk4tueO
Retweeted by The Once and Future Chad @morningmoneyben Not... at all? It’s... an entirely positive development? @lilroxie91 Maybe if I don’t think about them they will go away @JoeRegular4 Most of Space Force’s duties involve going “pshew pshew”"I told you the floor was lava! Is this a game to you?!" https://t.co/r2ZFi0PfYD
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Retweeted by The Once and Future ChadFolding my job applications into small rectangles, slotting them into the toaster and then eating them with butter and jam
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1/23
2021
@IndecisiveJones Doing my best to picture the events that led to this conversation @HLHPattison Thank you very much 😊 @Suurrahhh Wow! @LexoLuthoro Oh my heart. I’m so sorry @BBFTC1 @thisbrokeme 🙌 Woot! Thank you, Bad Bitches! 🙌 https://t.co/DlWOSjrVLm🎶 I'm a crustacean.. onto your steel fork I slide. I'm wanted. *back up singers* WAANTED..breaded or frieeeeed. 🎶 - Jon Prawn Jovi
Retweeted by The Once and Future ChadWhat we didn’t know about the young master otter at the time, but which would become clear over the course of years… https://t.co/8Rw302ay31ME: *closes menu* WAITER: did you just call them brussell sports
Retweeted by The Once and Future Chad @gingertotty It sucks that to stop pain you have to endure other pain, but I hope it fixes you up just the same @AubriePesky Aww congratulations! @Trisarahjtops Whew I missed some of these. Thank god “Dr. Hortence” made the cut @KerriChristian Anything that is the center of attention is usually ideal @realfunghi Woot! @caitiedelaney I like how if you isolate the red letters it spells LFGLBG @YodaTeen @ShortSleeveSuit Aww 😍 what a cutie! Your Peanut looks a bit like my Jellybean @inthebarberry Aww, thank you! 🙂 I’m hoping to ramp up my comics output a bit but I also don’t want to jinx it
1/22
2021
@erichwithach @mondomascots Might as well report Japan while you’re at it 🙂 @mondomascots Okay. Uh... sure @HLHPattison Thank you 😊Cats should be allowed to participate! It’s Peanut and Jellybean #51 https://t.co/csODz64HG2Sakuga Sanders https://t.co/9PBPqKGiKZ
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Retweeted by The Once and Future Chad @Theropologist @adamgreattweet Woot! Thanks, good velocirooster! https://t.co/DlWOSjakmM @thlstmnstndng If you read the user agreement you will see that that is exactly what is promisedguys, i did it. i went to sleep at night and woke up in the morning.
Retweeted by The Once and Future Chad @dave_cactus I’ve heard people say “Catty-Wompus” too, and I consider it totally unacceptable @ra7ar I’d say to eat a waffle, but then you’d have to make one first @merrily100 Quietly liking tweets is nothing less than heroism @KristinCleaves @OhSureHaw I was hoping for something with ghosts but that *does* make more sense @chelseakenna Stay strong, BeepoLaunching an investigation into where all the wax goes when I burn a candle
Retweeted by The Once and Future Chad @OhSureHaw Thank you! This has legitimately baffled me for yearsI'm glad we all agree that poetry was the best part of Inauguration, now please fund the humanities.
Retweeted by The Once and Future ChadAre you Not Funny? Ask your doctor if twitter is right for you @alchenart I dream of thisMy milk snake scares all the boys from the yard https://t.co/AIeQOVSkMO
Retweeted by The Once and Future Chad @suecorvette Their unfinished business is that they are stuck in those clothes @gingertotty Nice! I had no idea you were responsible for Pollination Party Time @ContestThursday ⭐️ Thanks, Pandas! ⭐️ https://t.co/1eEo15eogRJanuary 2021 Weekend Activities in Your Area: 8am-10pm: Constantly refreshing the news and/or social media to see… https://t.co/nA2Uq6Q6jp @suecorvette Victorian clothes are so much more suitable for ghosts than plaid leisure suits @AubriePesky Aww yay! @KerriChristian That’s what *I* would be doingkity https://t.co/TBlvvKVkrg
Retweeted by The Once and Future Chad @thlstmnstndng @iamspacegirl Just a quick one 🙂Teenage jellyfish with a candy bar clearly visible in its bell trying to explain to the manager that no he didn't take anything
Retweeted by The Once and Future ChadMaking one of those “you buy, I model for you” wishlists https://t.co/HOojbTK0bm
Retweeted by The Once and Future Chad @trudicastle Such a keen fascination of a powerful force!The Coffee Mage in their earlier years, first practicing! https://t.co/TSQc44SXNy
Retweeted by The Once and Future ChadA time-traveling werewolf is a whenwolf.
Retweeted by The Once and Future Chad @catachresthetic @iamspacegirl Thank you 😊Ok but what about a movie called Young Yeller and everything ends just fine, how about that
Retweeted by The Once and Future Chad“Mr. President the Space Force is on the line and they want to know who they are, and what they are supposed to be doing?”
1/21
2021
@iamspacegirl Like this? https://t.co/u4WiuZ7oTr @iamspacegirl https://t.co/ckljoPx04F
Retweeted by The Once and Future Chad @iamspacegirl Yay! Thank you. I identify with this tweet a lot for some reason @iamspacegirl I thought I’d posted this before but I couldn’t find it, so here is the illustration, again maybe 😄 @iamspacegirl https://t.co/ckljoPx04Fwhen there was one set of footprints in the sand, that was when I tripped and fell but Jesus didn't see and he kept walking for a little bit
Retweeted by The Once and Future ChadMe: eat some apple sweetheart 4: what are apples made from? Me: they grow on trees 4: but what are they actually ma… https://t.co/KnUy1joBm8
Retweeted by The Once and Future ChadLife is all about perspective like, maybe you aren’t really bad at cooking maybe you’re just really good at ordering out
Retweeted by The Once and Future Chadwalmart and amazon don’t do a little happy dance everytime they get an order and that, my friends, is why you should shop small
Retweeted by The Once and Future Chad @mccanncreates TrulyMy cat when JLo broke into “Let’s get Loud” 😂 https://t.co/HemrhcnFGU
Retweeted by The Once and Future ChadBig day for complete sentences.
Retweeted by The Once and Future ChadBarron walking downstairs for breakfast https://t.co/FLXQoKK6GV
Retweeted by The Once and Future Chad @chudneyspears @PoodleSnarf That is amazingOnce again I am surprised to remember that the official music of swearing in a new president is oompah band musicI’M SO GLAD I DON’T HAVE TO CARE IF DONALD TRUMP IS ANGRY RIGHT NOW←Before After→ https://t.co/ygKzSEOGhR
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1/20
2021

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