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Mandia @IowaMeAlaska Iowa City, IA

Me:¯\_(ツ)_/¯🥜Soccer watching, book reading, bitmoji using, gif dropping, random tweeting, laughing lady. My cat Frankie is the greatest living thing on earth.

1,544 Following   774 Followers   36,196 Tweets

Joined Twitter 5/30/09


@pnwwildflower @QuiteTheCurious 😂😂😂😂 👏 Two Thumbs Up and given 5 Stars by those who suffer chronic UTIs. 👏 -Urological Quarterly ReviewIt's really something quite unique and special. But yet, everyone should see it. I was definitely overcome with emo… https://t.co/Kcokwnra7s @IdahoLark Meh, I usually wait until March or April. @IdahoLark No, I never got mine.Types of social media users https://t.co/SwOUOdtkzq
Retweeted by MandiaWakes up. Sprains eyelids.
Retweeted by Mandia @TravelAddict50 @Jackrabbit4618 @Justin_Ebright @TheRealHoarse I honestly was expecting a face plant early on there. @jazz_inmypants https://t.co/HptpEBQsB5 @IAmYardDad Funny. https://t.co/isqeLaGiqQ @tarchanin @kelly__le Oy! FFS! This is the worst. My parents used to be like this, I think. One literally doesn't n… https://t.co/XzhheJCELE @lincnotfound https://t.co/9HvjEGVHgj @SteveSuckington https://t.co/gwL6mDpmxnThere are 2 types of space movies: 1) We’re in space and it’s terrible! 2) Everything was terrible and we had to g… https://t.co/4EmluIZ2d2
Retweeted by Mandia @donni Same 😠 https://t.co/rIiF2RciEx @johnpavlovitz @JMcnumbers @TheTangerineTa1 /snort laughed/Open for a surprise https://t.co/0ygPyBjVqD
Retweeted by Mandia @nevernicethings @CruisinSoozan Mmm tzatziki. 🤩 Be still my heart.I feel like a plate of fine china at a Greek family dinner. Shattered, and covered in tzatziki.
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Retweeted by Mandiaevery single time https://t.co/vPNoitYRsI
Retweeted by Mandia @Jonabirb This is so bad. 😂😂😂
1/27
2021
Kids these days... Always being born decades later than regular people.
Retweeted by Mandia @Ygrene What do I get in return? https://t.co/OZh4CBUw8w @ryanpequin @AbbyHoward Are you two secretly soulmates? @Home_Halfway I like A League of Their Own, but his best is Saving Private Ryan. 💯 @scubaxsteve @Home_Halfway This is what I came here to reply. @redrummy Shelties are the best. Awww! So cute. I hope you get one! @akko_is_lost @t_eetu @tk5889 @Padmeishot @Khalid0618 @SydMushroom @OrypSeven @Pangzo @lfczakthiago @TheBlueIsIn123https://t.co/HGZChWDWvM @TwcArthur Savage! https://t.co/OtHfPGYwI9 @justneedtobefre Sounds perfect. I'll be the one in white with tacos. 🌮🥰 @justneedtobefre So when is our wedding? I need to know so I can get a dress and some tacos delivered. 👰 @justneedtobefre That's generous. 🥰 @Taraballs As am I. https://t.co/beGbOSUTd8 @Taraballs https://t.co/GVdRuYi8Vp @ess_bee33 Yes please! Will you play with mine back? https://t.co/fn8GxW0kt8 @zziak22 Happy 28th Birthday!! 🤩🥳 @ess_bee33 I love it. 🤩 https://t.co/rWPMYyob82 @AlaskaSnob Pretty! Both you and the place. ☺️ @lincnotfound I had no idea that this is the friend I was missing in my life. Now I know and the search begins.this is how imma vibe the rest of my life and anyone trying to stop me better get out the way https://t.co/oiyoqaq9kh
Retweeted by Mandia @JohnnyRiggs9 Public Enemies is one of my top 3 favorite films of all time, btw. Probably 2nd. 😘 I assume given your avi, you've seen it. @JohnnyRiggs9 https://t.co/6n5vlFKIko @JohnnyRiggs9 This one was fun. https://t.co/KtPeCgavAo https://t.co/GSQfZQd3Yd
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2021
@JPLFR80 @GloryHoleBarbie 😑 Can and Will are two different things. I "can", I just don't like to. @borderlinemom8 🤩🥳😠 https://t.co/Q1WPOGUlpZ @Synchronistic20 @LittleOne_April 💙💚💛💜Answer the phone like “hi, I’ve been trying to reach you about your vehicle’s extended warranty” and people will stop calling immediately
Retweeted by MandiaYou know, sometimes a tweet is just a tweet.
Retweeted by Mandia @Home_Halfway I bought something naughty & nice for myself. https://t.co/gKhxLQmZF9 @notcapnamerica American Beauty. 😭😭😭 https://t.co/gf1yV0kefsTrump tweeted his trans military ban more than three years ago. It went into effect almost two years ago. Tomorrow,… https://t.co/LMy4q99LeG
Retweeted by Mandiawhen you think food will fix your depression https://t.co/bnxJepRWR7
Retweeted by Mandia @TheHyyyype https://t.co/tbqnTbzwXq @TheHyyyype @itmegreggy 😐😑 @JimmyMak1 https://t.co/yiceW1kncz @OllyiConic So, how's therapy going?https://t.co/uQau1JtkCc
Retweeted by Mandia @itmegreggy What did Zeus ever do to you?! Sheesh. @BIueSunshine @treydayway I understand your frustrations. I still think there is at some level only so much Biden a… https://t.co/FZim4VaZD5 @meepthinks No. It's a like a kind reminder that bedtime is coming. It automatically switches to do not disturb and… https://t.co/4cP6oiD172 @charlietwerk69 GTFOH 😑Because you want to see a bird taunt a kitty by playing and saying peek a boo. 🔈🔈 https://t.co/dUa942g297
Retweeted by Mandia @Ygrene Also me 😏 @drpinkghost @doinkpatrol Me too. Who knew? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯I want what they have https://t.co/6TvdaJ8U79
Retweeted by MandiaI need a phone app that literally locks me out of social media and the interwebs from 1 am to 7 am. Forcing me to S… https://t.co/SrwiX2pyrc @illuminateddino I was going to say. Sounds very stabby or murder-pending.6 Homemade Ice-Cream Recipes To Beat The Heat https://t.co/ViMYl1ZhtT
Retweeted by Mandia @TheHyyyype I just learned something new! 😳Anyone doing their taxes & wondering why they owe more then last year but made the same, it’s a DELAYED TAX INCREAS… https://t.co/4ja82zZ4P3
Retweeted by Mandia @solsayswhaaa @jenjonesQTRaven This one is my favorite! @English_Channel Rabbit where'd you put the keys, girl? @nieltown Isn't one of the seven deadly sins about laziness? That's what this is. @KenStachnik @nieltown https://t.co/oFSiLHblzu @carsonthurman @mrs_campfire @mom_tho I texted with a friend and fell asleep mid-sentence! 🏆 Super Accomplishment. I think I leveled-up. @Cerebral_falls @saad_kiid @TheLeanLantern1 @seth_mescudi @Blmtrain I think, one, there were too many candidates in… https://t.co/9utIuJJwDb @peyotegroce @pantless_papple @adamgreattweet cream de la dew? @mrs_campfire @mom_tho I put cups in the dishwasher and turned it on. 💪😜 And for dinner poured dressing on an actua… https://t.co/caR7FwcqAj @Robin_V_Comeaux @emilyonhere I'm sitting here over thinking it. 🤔 "Did they pass some law where you can no longer… https://t.co/seJGZ69D7i @_Anunnery @KylePlantEmoji 🤦‍♀️ @girl_recovery @CarbonatedCB @toomanycommas3 Me either. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I think it must start in childhood. My parents n… https://t.co/flCtRBw4wf @KerriChristian @BravestBunny @CarbonatedCB Hmm. I just sleep with pajamas on. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Seems to resolve any of th… https://t.co/MFLdSGlNse @InternetHippo Ugh. One plate, one bowl, one cup people/single men. I will never understand them. It also means the… https://t.co/nzsQNOAHCQ @treydayway Well, give a bit of time. Perhaps once they stop focusing on Trump's impeachment, things will get done.… https://t.co/e3nvSsklHO @treydayway I don't know what you mean. I'm clarifying that he did mandate masks when you pointedly said he did not… https://t.co/0uIhhU6VJv @UncleDuke1969 He remembered to do Arm Day. 🙂don't talk bad about my cat, man
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1/25
2021
@TheHyyyype I like this one. This is a good one. 😄Being genuinely happy for someone you love when they are happy is a love language
Retweeted by Mandia @treydayway Actually, he signed an executive order the mandates masks be worn in and on all federal property. The r… https://t.co/9Z5aH69FFc @jamis_dempsey @KennethLocke7 @AgentSiegfried @bourgeoisalien No. You missed the joke. @jamis_dempsey @KennethLocke7 @AgentSiegfried @bourgeoisalien Who? @crookedroads770 Toddlers are awful people. They wake up everyday and think of violence. https://t.co/fismHiQFGs
Retweeted by Mandia @KylePlantEmoji @hunocsi Me too! 😢 @GEBP1988 Sorry, what's a Greggs?YO! @GovDunleavy @lisamurkowski @DanSullivan_AK Tuluksak, Alaska has been without running water for 6 days. The ri… https://t.co/NgJ5Liru3I
Retweeted by MandiaTed Cruz said the Democrats are solely focused on hating trump. Not true Ted, we hate you too.
Retweeted by Mandia @aprilnicole82 @J_Fries https://t.co/leOk47Dkwr @CharlotteMLS I wake up earlier on weekend mornings than I do on weekday mornings.
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