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Elphaba Trollop @irnarale under the influence

I'm the ex your mom will keep asking you about. Not here to please anyone but myself. My charms are better suited to ruin men than to save them.

310 Following   1,407 Followers   78,026 Tweets

Joined Twitter 3/5/09


after 4 days,,, i fINALLY DID IT 😭!! I used powerpoint in creating Howl's Room, it was stressful but I think it was… https://t.co/aTqk4DhylE
Retweeted by Elphaba Trollop @bapakayamayaman Harusnya gak boleh. Kalo di tempat gue boleh ngadu ke RT.Galak banget ini pengurus RT 03/15 di Soreang Bandung 👍👍👍 Balik-balik bakalan gimana ya ekspresi yang punya rumah..… https://t.co/PhdVpMNurS
Retweeted by Elphaba Trollopkerasnya dunia perkontenan. Siapa yang minum chatime dibuka semua tutupnya? SIAPAAAA?!! SIAPAA?!! https://t.co/wUuNOMgTYQ
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5/30
2020
lmao @jk_rowling gurl you gotta be more careful with your transphobic copy/pastes while you do marketing for your n… https://t.co/a8CHbgZg13
Retweeted by Elphaba TrollopThe fact that it can be splintered by one and then made whole again by another.I'm getting really good at this kind of thing because who gives a shit am I right? @bebasaktif https://t.co/KDjNopMFVMComplete the title of this 1991 Hong Kong martial arts film written and directed by Tsui Hark and starring Jet Li.… https://t.co/vSUNXfcPcw
Retweeted by Elphaba TrollopSinging Fun Tonight on top of my lungs. This will be my go to karaoke song, TBH.Entre broma y broma la verdad se asoma. In between joke and joke the truth comes out. @CalvinAndrea Toko parfum online langganan namanya Chumbie Store. Ada di Tokped.2020 is something else https://t.co/9TS2OD7kB3Got up, got a fresh cup of coffee, ready to check Twitter. https://t.co/wrxPf0t93s
Retweeted by Elphaba TrollopContoh lain: pertimbangan berlatar belakang rasisme oleh oknum hakim yang dituangkan ke dalam putusan pengadilan. V… https://t.co/3LWonETAin
Retweeted by Elphaba TrollopTwitter taking a stand by hiding the president's oopsy-goof of a murder threat behind a "view" button.
Retweeted by Elphaba TrollopMy niece is already obsessed with Sour Candy so at least now we have some kind of a bridge between me and her K-Pop obsession.Attn: couples having sex in September, why are you adding more Geminis into this world...?
Retweeted by Elphaba Trollop @Jakafe Siaaaap @Jakafe Kumaha carana? 😂😂😂i love to take a shower, crawl in between some freshly laundered sheets, then proceed to pummel my mind with dreadf… https://t.co/vyvbVIumTN
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Retweeted by Elphaba TrollopMark Zuckerberg created a website to rank his female classmates by their appearance and it ended up destroying demo… https://t.co/sqAaSr9tcu
Retweeted by Elphaba Trollop @Jakafe Ih mau dong Mbak ViaKONTOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL https://t.co/6YKidDRrQP
Retweeted by Elphaba TrollopI can't pick my favorite song this is insane. @KolakPisangSusu NANGIS ASLI 😭😭😭😭😭Unfortunately I have to thank P*rez Hilt*n for introducing me to Mother Monster.Listening to #Chromatica since last night and I cried because it feels like 2008 all over again. Just Dance got me… https://t.co/2VLC7IWzIl @bitchinomics Takut salah arah dan malah jadi menyakiti diri sendiri 💀Whenever I see a bird with an actual worm in its mouth, I think, "Gawd, you're such a fucking cliché."
Retweeted by Elphaba TrollopOne of my best and oldest friends broke up with his high school girlfriend over a decade ago. Today, his wife of 7… https://t.co/lG6w9grs0D
Retweeted by Elphaba Trollop"You live in a deranged age, more deranged that usual, because in spite of great scientific and technological advan… https://t.co/slBy568VcR
Retweeted by Elphaba TrollopYou can just log onto this website and tell someone you know more about their father than they do https://t.co/DvwBNkt2Er
Retweeted by Elphaba TrollopYour comic dystopian future, today! https://t.co/egi5QGWLzj
Retweeted by Elphaba Trollophad a bad day so made a lute out of an acorn https://t.co/y7uDdj4zjW
Retweeted by Elphaba Trollop @bitchinomics Kupengen scaling gigi, meni pedi, pijet lulur, waxing sama threading alis 😩😩😩https://t.co/0JnEV7nXb0
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5/29
2020
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Retweeted by Elphaba TrollopMy babies would have died without formula. I tortured myself with #breastisbest while me infant lost weight - feeli… https://t.co/xR87Rpeklf
Retweeted by Elphaba TrollopIMO orang2 cari pesugihan tapi cm biar naik pangkat di kantor ato minta susuk biar dapet kembang desa itu pertanda… https://t.co/IK9NAF0hjb
Retweeted by Elphaba Trollop @yatapikan Madura tuh punya batik loh, kenapa malah diwakilin kaos loreng stereotip tukang sate 😩😩😩Me: Beli tepung beras ah. https://t.co/XvqogZOZlG: https://t.co/Wk7PAEYuvQ
Retweeted by Elphaba TrollopMark Zuckerberg – Dead At 36 – Says Social Media Sites Should Not Fact Check Posts https://t.co/YC0ewn4xnu https://t.co/FK72v8fv1u
Retweeted by Elphaba Trollop @bapakayamayaman Tentu tydac @__aih Abis absen langsung bobo lagiBangsat security questions semua. 🤣🤣🤣I hate small talk. Let's talk about deep stuff. Like how did growing up where you did shape you and what road did y… https://t.co/70M8fv4ZAc
Retweeted by Elphaba TrollopDikira anak peliharaan kali ye. Sakit jiwa. https://t.co/OatSY7gGXv
Retweeted by Elphaba Trollop @__aih Aku selama ini kameranya aku tutup. Bodo amat selama belum kena tegur HRD.I can't imagine ever wanting to "run through the halls of my high school," but have fun, doll!
Retweeted by Elphaba TrollopThe other day my mom was flipping channels and Titanic was on and it was a scene with the ship being launched. My m… https://t.co/UVgrR697jH
Retweeted by Elphaba TrollopTIL. https://t.co/SnWhcRhe8n
Retweeted by Elphaba Trollop @bapakayamayaman .....memang diciptakan untuk jadi keler rengginangThat was a filler episode. https://t.co/SMe39rJoYz
Retweeted by Elphaba Trollopthinking about how my school reported this tweet and made me delete it https://t.co/oXi9pOzJfr
Retweeted by Elphaba TrollopShout out to my neighbor who never emerges from his place except to take selfies with a sword
Retweeted by Elphaba TrollopI said Rain on Me not drop a tree on me 🥺👉🏼👈🏼 @ArianaGrande @ladygaga #rainonme https://t.co/n6wUg34RIc
Retweeted by Elphaba TrollopI have added absolutely nothing https://t.co/I8EdfCPavZ
Retweeted by Elphaba Trollopbf: baby I love you and I missed you too but can you please get off my lap me: why? him, on the toilet: babe
Retweeted by Elphaba TrollopBaca "new normal" se-eneg baca diksi "milenials" dan "kreatif". Apa - apa "new normal". Apa - apa "milenials". Apa… https://t.co/0xNf5a0psW
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5/28
2020
my bank sending a “View your financial statement!” email every week is probably the most relentless cyber bullying… https://t.co/a7INgNbMNZ
Retweeted by Elphaba TrollopI never understood all the fuss around interfaith marriage. Then I watched my non-Jewish husband cut a bagel like t… https://t.co/ODVlKIf8xn
Retweeted by Elphaba Trollop @petrichoryan @bitchinomics Mbak Dhan, Ryan nakalBruh if you got no game ya gak usah terus bitching juga sih. Step up, keleus. @bitchinomics Gak usa pake baju @Timobros Some of us are not thicc enough to be able to suffocate men with our derriere, Mas Tim. @shandya Kenapa di dunia ini yang cantik luar biasa kayak gini banya amat sementara aku kayak kentang 😭😭😭😭June’s fighter has entered the ring https://t.co/4dkoOJesG8
Retweeted by Elphaba TrollopAdit waktu pulang dari Prancis: https://t.co/Ia1LpX0jrA
Retweeted by Elphaba TrollopHoly shit. https://t.co/rUOo1Y5qed
Retweeted by Elphaba Trollopfour years later and I still think about this profile of a billionaire working mother finding it hard to juggle eve… https://t.co/LmmPnwzTW7
Retweeted by Elphaba TrollopTwit begini aja kudu dipromosikan apaqa kebanyakan uwit? https://t.co/yhcvALgRL4 @Matarael https://t.co/Fias6KzC8RTheater in Berlin with seats removed for re-opening. 🤯 Makes me think of teeth being pulled at the dentists. Painfu… https://t.co/cRV7HuV948
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Retweeted by Elphaba TrollopAwal 2000an Pernah denger cerita dari kawan Papa yang kerja di bidang penerbitan Permintaan untuk buku novel remaja… https://t.co/Z0cpasrrFP
Retweeted by Elphaba Trolloprise and shine sobat2 intelektualku https://t.co/CHBJemvlI6
Retweeted by Elphaba Trollop⊂_ヽ the relationship   \\    \(╥﹏╥ ) lasted for     > ⌒ヽ    /   へ\    /  / \\ 3 months    レ ノ   ヽ_つ   / /   /… https://t.co/PUpQU7c4dI
Retweeted by Elphaba TrollopAt some point, stuff like “Jack could’ve fit on the door in Titanic” went from silly jokes to a dominant form of on… https://t.co/qmFz7Zf3Hx
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5/27
2020
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Retweeted by Elphaba TrollopThe generational Muslim guilt. @petrichoryan That's not something I'll touch with a 10ft pole but probably for some ladies out there it is an issue @petrichoryan Masih ada yang whole package kalo cuma 3 itu sih. Tapi kemudian gila, emotionally unavailable, atau lokasinya jauh. @petrichoryan Well you can't have it all, pick one!*lagi telfonan sama rakai* aku: "pengen udahan coronanya" rakai: "kita taruhan yu yang duluan udahan kita atau cor… https://t.co/bTHmOnSWVX
Retweeted by Elphaba Trollop @shandya Tadi sekeluarga jajan Starbucks literan 😂😂😂😂👌🏻✌🏻 https://t.co/P72QHF0opw
Retweeted by Elphaba TrollopSelama quarantine berat naik 4 kilo muka gue jadi lebar amat yak @petrichoryan Obviously, but apakah Chatime bisa dibeli sekarang? @petrichoryan Famima?I had never realised in what conditions people still live to-day. https://t.co/VhHIdXHqFv
Retweeted by Elphaba Trolloptheyre dating https://t.co/SpIuwGxe9M
Retweeted by Elphaba TrollopWhen I said "I want to live witnessing historically significant events" some time ago, by 'events' I meant like, ma… https://t.co/kKlLN87AD6
Retweeted by Elphaba TrollopSelain dungu, perumpamaan yang dikutip ini juga seksis lagi jahat. Degil sekali. Manusia atau kepinding sebenarnya.… https://t.co/Q9S5itHcYs
Retweeted by Elphaba TrollopTapi tante gue cuma kirim sebungkus.Rengginang lorjuk is the only good thing from Madura (aside from my dad, that is).Memperbaiki kesejahteraan hidup melalui: - mengubah sistem dari dalam ❌ - pindah kewarganegaraan ✅
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5/26
2020

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