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Aspiring full functioning adult. Really professional content creator. Cilantro hater + Scorpio.

370 Following   515 Followers   22,789 Tweets

Joined Twitter 3/15/09


If you’re a white woman who has ever used a Lizzo lyric in an Instagram caption you have to donate to a bail fund that’s the rule
Retweeted by Bella Tejada
6/1
2020
Boy you’d think a country that can equip every cop like a soldier could equip every doctor like a doctor
Retweeted by Bella TejadaAs someone who manages a brand social media account— restating your values and saying you donated is not enough. Yo… https://t.co/gBfnAc7EOB
5/31
2020
@_miyonce 💀💀💀 I just want to watch this forever lmaooo
5/30
2020
Sitting pretty on my mom’s kitchen counter... cc: @chrissyteigen https://t.co/PDiCv3X25D
5/26
2020
@samysunshine the og tik tok
5/25
2020
@Hales143 omg shit like this has always bothered me... it had to be said thank u
5/23
2020
@KaliforniaKaty you’re actually really cool bc of this
5/8
2020
@MeilyngC @LuisYepez91 I fucked up... ya know it’s a more of a it’s gonna be meh this year 😕 @MayneKneeAck Omg he was so disrespectful for no reason!!! I’m mad mad Lolol
5/2
2020
@MeilyngC @ashleesimpson @GiGiHadid Hahahaha #pregnancypact?
5/1
2020
@IssaRae Have you heard the version with ominous music?? 💀 https://t.co/VyvPQ9UNvF
Retweeted by Bella Tejada
4/30
2020
@KaliforniaKaty Was literally my first reaction. I was almost offended @KaliforniaKaty literally retweeted it to torture others just like i was
4/29
2020
@WillJosephCook always has and always will slap
4/25
2020
@ryanothomas https://t.co/TdbutrGjr5
4/22
2020
Heard my friends missed the streets so I brought the streets to them 🍻💗 https://t.co/YyRdeGMRMF
Retweeted by Bella Tejada
4/19
2020
@MeilyngC @MayneKneeAck @amysaravia That’s the one! On reseda!
4/18
2020
@_bbycris Never letting you take advantage of me like this
4/14
2020
@DZdidit TRUUUUU
4/13
2020
@alextempel92 And diddy kept challenging him to dance even tho he knew arod was bad at dancing 👀amen, sister https://t.co/i4eCShz8WFBy far the most important IG live I’ve accidentally joined— THE REUNION OF PUFFY +JLo! https://t.co/av8xNSRpMF
4/12
2020
Some people are over here liking tweets like we can’t see what you’re liking 👀
4/8
2020
@MeilyngC Wtf
4/7
2020
@MeilyngC @kerrywashington @ReeseW @LittleFiresHulu the show is SO good!!!
4/3
2020
this guy tried to hit on me and when I rejected him he did the sign of the cross so I think he single handedly solidified my seat in hell
3/8
2020
@MayneKneeAck Remember when Fidel would go into our closet and we would have no idea where he was and we swore we… https://t.co/DpytPEUC4x
2/9
2020
@Rachelgluckk @jessizzle10 Sobbed listening to Jerry’s story so now I understand @Rachelgluckk starting tonight will let ya know
1/15
2019
#mood https://t.co/KZzwNLSG5R
12/25
2019
everyday my outfits get closer and closer to looking like full on pajamas + can’t say I’m mad https://t.co/79CWVPgjSX
12/19
2019
@jessizzle10 we do love those claws
11/28
2019
I think my boyfriend just got initiated by some of my best girlfriends into our group chat and this is very concern… https://t.co/UEqtgiBTIT
11/19
2019
saw two dudes from all time low at my local bar tonight and 7th grade me would think it was the coolest ever
11/8
2019
@saraaa_isabel Right?!?? 😭 @babytuna___ She’s the best :’) @theelivzur I was shakingggggg
10/23
2019
I AM SOBBING AT WORK IF U ARE MY FRIEND CHECK ON ME I AM NOT WELL https://t.co/vd2TXiBm3A
10/22
2019
me at 14 vs me at 25... hey @joejonas @nickjonas @kevinjonas never breakup again, ok? https://t.co/D3r9Ub3lCy
10/21
2019
@Rachelgluckk Turning my air off when you get in my car cause u takin so long
10/20
2019
@MeilyngC Oh nooooooooooo
10/12
2019
@_bbycris BBY CRIS IN HER TRUEST FORM
10/8
2019
@hellomonicasays TOO MUCHAll I needed was your blessing and reassurance. https://t.co/yop2EUES88
10/7
2019
this one goes out to you @deltacoThe only #NationalBoyfriendDay post that matters: https://t.co/CjoYfIWt9e
10/4
2019
@MeilyngC @joejonas Brought a tear to my eye.
9/30
2019
someone once tried to tell me that they saw @joejonas at erewhon and I told my boyfriend and he goes “he’s in Paris… https://t.co/bLjMRSPl6V
9/28
2019
@_bbycris https://t.co/9UbmdaCH7x @_bbycris Why did I miss this lmaooo
9/24
2019
advocated for your food so hard!! but can’t go back ever because of the memory!!!!!rip @shakeshack u gave me food poisoning and quite literally the worst week of my life v v v v upset
9/17
2019
YOU DECIDE
9/12
2019
@krizthegriz luv u cryzel ❤️
9/8
2019
Such an off brand tweet for me but it had to be saidI just heard this girl say “he watches all my stories!!!” Girl, I’ve got news for you because not sure that means a… https://t.co/bbBaFNAZPh @AriannaFloress I’m a Scorpio, BUT U KNEW THAT https://t.co/KKo3qh1SCR
9/4
2019
was driving through Northridge and Don’t Tell Em started playing and my college life flashed before my eyes
8/11
2019
@krizthegriz “she’s drinking a boy drink!!!” @meilyngc
8/4
2019
is jlo aging backwards tell me the truth
Retweeted by Bella Tejada
7/25
2019
the devil works hard but people who are trying to commit social security fraud work harder https://t.co/GgPDwMIXP0
7/12
2019
@crystaaal_rose @krizthegriz @MeilyngC @xobeccabb EEK 👀 @crystaaal_rose @krizthegriz @MeilyngC @xobeccabb U
7/4
2019
@Drift2dayaway your skin is 💣
7/2
2019
me + u by cassie came on while I was driving home and it sounded like straightened side bangs, layered hollister shirts, and slip on vans
6/26
2019
@alextempel92 @LetsGoWarriors Gonna need you to go and take the exact pic so we can compare and confirm
6/24
2019
Drake sending the OVO ghostwriters to the studio tonight to come up with words that rhyme with Kawhi https://t.co/3MQpZhCvfQ
Retweeted by Bella Tejada
6/15
2019
When we first noticed #InstagramDown https://t.co/isvIeo0LJN
Retweeted by Bella Tejada
6/13
2019
@quichebb IS THAT ME????? lol
6/11
2019
@quichebb @AlaskaAir living for your airline tweets
6/8
2019
@crystaaal_rose @krizthegriz SAME
5/31
2019
@krizthegriz BYOB?
5/29
2019
@brianneuhh https://t.co/HTxkX2uh1I @quichebb @Spotify ME EVERY WEEK
5/21
2019
@MeilyngC retweet of the year @crystaaal_rose @krizthegriz U FIRST BBYCRIS @crystaaal_rose @krizthegriz I watched the video and cried like a lil bitch 😭
5/14
2019
someone shouldve worn a dress w the getty images watermark hanging off the side
Retweeted by Bella Tejadathere’s this guy at work that has an equinox gym membership and uses a Ralph’s plastic bag as his gym bag #humble
5/7
2019
you guys really fucking love game of thrones. which is great. it is great to love things. I honestly thought it was… https://t.co/1Cf0CMByJA
Retweeted by Bella Tejada
4/16
2019
@Rachelgluckk @ImLizzieM Nothing is more iconic
4/12
2019
@dianagooink ok ready for him to style me
4/6
2019
@MeilyngC @glossier you get meone time I bought an obscene amount of @glossier products so I could get a free pocket mirror and my boyfriend won’… https://t.co/WRaaQZfJSg
3/19
2019
@TAlgots @alfredcoffee Yeah, when are you coming for a neighborhood stroll?!?the @alfredcoffee gods smiled down on me today because I FORGOT TO PUT MONEY IN THE METER WHILE GRABBING COFFEE + DIDN’T GET A TICKET
3/15
2019
When you work in social media and @instagram is down: https://t.co/lbRmUos6iM
3/13
2019
Your generation = 7 Rings MY generation = 7 Things 💍7️⃣💍7️⃣💍7️⃣💍7️⃣💍 Simpler times. @selenagomez https://t.co/hX84PwIItl
Retweeted by Bella Tejada
3/11
2019
did you hear that? that’s the sound of the world ending bc i just ordered a Frappuccino at Starbucks
3/10
2019
today, while sitting in your typical LA traffic, one car got pissed at another car so it threw a banana peel at it… https://t.co/KJEI9aFrza
3/5
2019
@babytuna___ damn who hurt u https://t.co/tgvTLQof8F @babytuna___ Can’t relate 🤷🏽‍♀️the fact that I’m 25 and I STILL weekly reference the “oh how the tables have turned” @jonasbrothers video and THEN… https://t.co/ZzI7u2yjlG
2/28
2019
never related to anything more in my life https://t.co/HWtKZT0mvN
2/22
2019
Latest case of how embarrassing I am: I thought I lost my ID at a bar and proceeded to call the bar, leave voicemai… https://t.co/2Ll3ibrjrT
2/11
2019
sometimes it amazes me how far I can get into the day with only speaking the words “iced vanilla latte with oat milk” out loud
1/25
2019
@Agency398 @StaKLoPR @CSUNJournalism @CSUNPRSSA wow I don’t even go here anymore, but you all need to take this class with this queen
1/15
2019

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