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Aspiring full functioning adult. Really professional content creator. Cilantro hater + Scorpio.

373 Following   525 Followers   22,896 Tweets

Joined Twitter 3/15/09


I think my boyfriend just got initiated by some of my best girlfriends into our group chat and this is very concern… https://t.co/UEqtgiBTIT
11/19
2019
saw two dudes from all time low at my local bar tonight and 7th grade me would think it was the coolest ever
11/8
2019
@saraaa_isabel Right?!?? 😭 @babytuna___ She’s the best :’) @theelivzur I was shakingggggg
10/23
2019
I AM SOBBING AT WORK IF U ARE MY FRIEND CHECK ON ME I AM NOT WELL https://t.co/vd2TXiBm3A
10/22
2019
me at 14 vs me at 25... hey @joejonas @nickjonas @kevinjonas never breakup again, ok? https://t.co/D3r9Ub3lCy
10/21
2019
@Rachelgluckk Turning my air off when you get in my car cause u takin so long
10/20
2019
@MeilyngC Oh nooooooooooo
10/12
2019
@_bbycris BBY CRIS IN HER TRUEST FORM
10/8
2019
@hellomonicasays TOO MUCHAll I needed was your blessing and reassurance. https://t.co/yop2EUES88
10/7
2019
this one goes out to you @deltacoThe only #NationalBoyfriendDay post that matters: https://t.co/CjoYfIWt9e
10/4
2019
@MeilyngC @joejonas Brought a tear to my eye.
9/30
2019
someone once tried to tell me that they saw @joejonas at erewhon and I told my boyfriend and he goes “he’s in Paris… https://t.co/bLjMRSPl6V
9/28
2019
@_bbycris https://t.co/9UbmdaCH7x @_bbycris Why did I miss this lmaooo
9/24
2019
advocated for your food so hard!! but can’t go back ever because of the memory!!!!!rip @shakeshack u gave me food poisoning and quite literally the worst week of my life v v v v upset
9/17
2019
YOU DECIDE
9/12
2019
@krizthegriz luv u cryzel ❤️
9/8
2019
Such an off brand tweet for me but it had to be saidI just heard this girl say “he watches all my stories!!!” Girl, I’ve got news for you because not sure that means a… https://t.co/bbBaFNAZPh @AriannaFloress I’m a Scorpio, BUT U KNEW THAT https://t.co/KKo3qh1SCR
9/4
2019
was driving through Northridge and Don’t Tell Em started playing and my college life flashed before my eyes
8/11
2019
@krizthegriz “she’s drinking a boy drink!!!” @meilyngc
8/4
2019
is jlo aging backwards tell me the truth
Retweeted by Bella Tejada
7/25
2019
the devil works hard but people who are trying to commit social security fraud work harder https://t.co/GgPDwMIXP0
7/12
2019
@crystaaal_rose @krizthegriz @MeilyngC @xobeccabb EEK 👀 @crystaaal_rose @krizthegriz @MeilyngC @xobeccabb U
7/4
2019
@Drift2dayaway your skin is 💣
7/2
2019
me + u by cassie came on while I was driving home and it sounded like straightened side bangs, layered hollister shirts, and slip on vans
6/26
2019
@alextempel92 @LetsGoWarriors Gonna need you to go and take the exact pic so we can compare and confirm
6/24
2019
Drake sending the OVO ghostwriters to the studio tonight to come up with words that rhyme with Kawhi https://t.co/3MQpZhCvfQ
Retweeted by Bella Tejada
6/15
2019
When we first noticed #InstagramDown https://t.co/isvIeo0LJN
Retweeted by Bella Tejada
6/13
2019
@quichebb IS THAT ME????? lol
6/11
2019
@quichebb @AlaskaAir living for your airline tweets
6/8
2019
@crystaaal_rose @krizthegriz SAME
5/31
2019
@krizthegriz BYOB?
5/29
2019
@brianneuhh https://t.co/HTxkX2uh1I @quichebb @Spotify ME EVERY WEEK
5/21
2019
@MeilyngC retweet of the year @crystaaal_rose @krizthegriz U FIRST BBYCRIS @crystaaal_rose @krizthegriz I watched the video and cried like a lil bitch 😭
5/14
2019
someone shouldve worn a dress w the getty images watermark hanging off the side
Retweeted by Bella Tejadathere’s this guy at work that has an equinox gym membership and uses a Ralph’s plastic bag as his gym bag #humble
5/7
2019
you guys really fucking love game of thrones. which is great. it is great to love things. I honestly thought it was… https://t.co/1Cf0CMByJA
Retweeted by Bella Tejada
4/16
2019
@Rachelgluckk @ImLizzieM Nothing is more iconic
4/12
2019
@dianagooink ok ready for him to style me
4/6
2019
wow basically precisely what the record was created for..dancing on your boat at sunset with light choreo and cigar… https://t.co/8vurBMy2e3
Retweeted by Bella Tejada
3/27
2019
@MeilyngC @glossier you get meone time I bought an obscene amount of @glossier products so I could get a free pocket mirror and my boyfriend won’… https://t.co/WRaaQZfJSg
3/19
2019
@TAlgots @alfredcoffee Yeah, when are you coming for a neighborhood stroll?!?the @alfredcoffee gods smiled down on me today because I FORGOT TO PUT MONEY IN THE METER WHILE GRABBING COFFEE + DIDN’T GET A TICKET
3/15
2019
When you work in social media and @instagram is down: https://t.co/lbRmUos6iM
3/13
2019
Your generation = 7 Rings MY generation = 7 Things 💍7️⃣💍7️⃣💍7️⃣💍7️⃣💍 Simpler times. @selenagomez https://t.co/hX84PwIItl
Retweeted by Bella Tejada
3/11
2019
did you hear that? that’s the sound of the world ending bc i just ordered a Frappuccino at Starbucks
3/10
2019
today, while sitting in your typical LA traffic, one car got pissed at another car so it threw a banana peel at it… https://t.co/KJEI9aFrza
3/5
2019
@babytuna___ damn who hurt u https://t.co/tgvTLQof8F @babytuna___ Can’t relate 🤷🏽‍♀️the fact that I’m 25 and I STILL weekly reference the “oh how the tables have turned” @jonasbrothers video and THEN… https://t.co/ZzI7u2yjlG
2/28
2019
never related to anything more in my life https://t.co/HWtKZT0mvN
2/22
2019
me walking into a Jonas Brothers meet and greet at age 26 https://t.co/14m6CBAjzd
Retweeted by Bella Tejada
2/19
2019
Latest case of how embarrassing I am: I thought I lost my ID at a bar and proceeded to call the bar, leave voicemai… https://t.co/2Ll3ibrjrT
2/11
2019
sometimes it amazes me how far I can get into the day with only speaking the words “iced vanilla latte with oat milk” out loud
1/25
2019
@Agency398 @StaKLoPR @CSUNJournalism @CSUNPRSSA wow I don’t even go here anymore, but you all need to take this class with this queen
1/15
2019
the best thing that came out of that six months of unemployment after college was that I learned how to poach an egg
1/13
2019
appalled at this guy at @alfredcoffee who reached over the counter and grabbed his own cup WHO DO U THINK U ARE BRI… https://t.co/RIFqpsRlGJ
1/11
2018
WHAT A RIDE https://t.co/gn3cs6lXYa
11/17
2018
the metro got delayed because someone spilled their 40 on the train and people had to come clean it up... idk feels… https://t.co/ssIBOOuEM1
11/6
2018
*man walking through metro train selling baby turtles* “OKAY, YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS... IT’S TURTLE TIME” 🐢
10/27
2018
every time I’m on a call for work and it’s someone I’m meeting for the first time, I always share too much but ya k… https://t.co/gn4LUFx9Nr
10/15
2018
@Rachelgluckk Ya where were you?I was in the same coffee shop as Miley Cyrus this morning and my 7th grade life flashed before my eyes
10/14
2018
RIP to the Scary Time To Be A Man (2018-2018) https://t.co/GL7gkfwVZS
Retweeted by Bella Tejada
10/5
2018
these Italian tourists were making the little valet man at Joan’s take pictures of them and they told him to take a… https://t.co/TtavF6JXq0
9/28
2018
🖤 https://t.co/8jXN8mTMRF
Retweeted by Bella Tejada
9/26
2018
to the guy that held the metro door for me when it was closing and pushed it open like the Incredible Hulk U R THE REAL MVP
9/19
2018
@MayneKneeAck I appreciate the support lol 😘it’s really unfortunate when you’re watching an insta or snap story and the person recorded their vid with rewind o… https://t.co/WlWEzW1eHZ
9/18
2018
@crystaaal_rose HAHAHAHA TRUUU
9/17
2018
.@serenawilliams instructs crowd to stop booing and celebrate @Naomi_Osaka_'s moment of winning her first grand sla… https://t.co/lNpZDcpqQx
Retweeted by Bella Tejada @MeilyngC Mei remember when i called that girl by the wrong name tbh one of my favorite memories
9/8
2018
@elizabethvzur @NickNBeauty IT’S SO GOOD
9/2
2018
the guy singing along to shot for me by @Drake and giving a full analysis at 10am is me
8/23
2018
#FridayFeeling ⭐️ https://t.co/NFuw3ur7cu
8/17
2018
@jessizzle10 RESIST!!!!
7/11
2018
“Can I get a rum and coke, no straw” I ask the bartender, in hopes of an eco-friendly cutie overhearing me and fall… https://t.co/7x7osMetdi
Retweeted by Bella Tejada
7/7
2018
I would watch a reality show about @KingJames acclimating to LA life. Him opening his first “Trust Me” from Sugarfi… https://t.co/dlNI4VVmux
Retweeted by Bella Tejadatold youuuu https://t.co/ENTrEuq0NC
Retweeted by Bella Tejada
7/2
2018
two favorite signs of the day https://t.co/jeX0IX2PMv
7/1
2018
queen keeps on queening @chrissyteigen https://t.co/zoHgZ3hBYV
6/30
2018
thoughts while driving on the 101: “I wonder how many celebrities have had road rage because of my driving”
6/28
2018
@hellomonicasays and the other friend who called was raging while driving in circles
6/23
2018
@jessizzle10 Sorry jess “I” lettered folks only Isabella + Ikeafound a gray hair this morning and I have big Friday night plans at IKEA so you could say I’m on a roll 👵🏽
6/22
2018
@joejonas MARGARET DUPREE!!!!!
6/20
2018

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